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struth
25-06-2018, 08:56
Out with life

Marco
25-06-2018, 09:19
Choose life, not

walpurgis
25-06-2018, 09:21
strife. Ruin beckons

Cmarzot
25-06-2018, 10:07
end is near

struth
25-06-2018, 11:19
for mrs-sloakum's pussy

TheMooN
25-06-2018, 12:04
£600 Worth Of-Cack

walpurgis
25-06-2018, 12:11
power of four

struth
25-06-2018, 12:21
battleships on-the make

Marco
25-06-2018, 13:15
battleaxes come to-take

struth
25-06-2018, 13:22
their ghastly revenge

Marco
25-06-2018, 13:38
on unsuspecting OAPs

struth
25-06-2018, 13:43
beside-the staring window

walpurgis
25-06-2018, 13:48
use fragmentation shells

struth
25-06-2018, 13:50
to remove longjohns

walpurgis
25-06-2018, 13:52
with Vicar's guidance

struth
25-06-2018, 14:03
due to pish-staining

Marco
25-06-2018, 14:09
deeply-ingrained and impossible

struth
25-06-2018, 14:13
to-remove without teeth

Cmarzot
25-06-2018, 17:23
boy's lengthy foreskin

walpurgis
25-06-2018, 19:52
cheap ex-pornstar bimbo

Marco
25-06-2018, 20:02
bares her boobs

Cmarzot
26-06-2018, 10:37
sends crowd running

mad-moon
27-06-2018, 06:47
to suck nipples

Marco
27-06-2018, 06:59
until they harden

Cmarzot
27-06-2018, 08:15
enough to realize

mad-moon
27-06-2018, 18:33
There's no milk

struth
27-06-2018, 18:37
The name's Bond

Puffin
27-06-2018, 19:24
form a Q

mad-moon
27-06-2018, 19:57
make it orderly

struth
27-06-2018, 20:27
miss money penny

Puffin
27-06-2018, 20:32
miss funny fanny

walpurgis
27-06-2018, 20:41
had big bollocks

Cmarzot
28-06-2018, 00:08
one hung low

mad-moon
28-06-2018, 08:17
Agent in China

Cmarzot
28-06-2018, 10:17
enjoying dim sum

mad-moon
28-06-2018, 11:06
salty pork lolly

Cmarzot
28-06-2018, 11:53
removed from rectum

walpurgis
28-06-2018, 13:35
using Matron's forceps

User211
28-06-2018, 14:22
Pliers and blowtorch

walpurgis
28-06-2018, 14:26
applying hefty leverage

Cmarzot
28-06-2018, 15:58
between hefty cleavage

User211
28-06-2018, 18:29
Three revolting words

mad-moon
28-06-2018, 19:12
triple profanity uprising

walpurgis
28-06-2018, 21:57
enjoys sticky buns

Cmarzot
28-06-2018, 23:29
machine gun ejaculate

mad-moon
29-06-2018, 09:17
lead in pencil

Marco
29-06-2018, 14:58
required for hardening

Puffin
29-06-2018, 16:39
gordon's gristle stalk

Cmarzot
29-06-2018, 17:06
gives no pleasure

Marco
29-06-2018, 17:13
to dry holes

Cmarzot
29-06-2018, 18:43
full of disappointments

Marco
29-06-2018, 19:36
flopped too soon

Puffin
29-06-2018, 20:03
so many regrets

walpurgis
29-06-2018, 20:14
and desperate embarrassment

mad-moon
29-06-2018, 20:51
wee willie winkie

Cmarzot
30-06-2018, 09:09
has 'giant tongue

mad-moon
30-06-2018, 16:13
and fat fingers

Cmarzot
30-06-2018, 17:16
ladies, queue-up here

walpurgis
30-06-2018, 17:31
discount dick offers

Puffin
30-06-2018, 17:42
50% off four-skins

walpurgis
30-06-2018, 17:54
peel one off

mad-moon
30-06-2018, 22:02
beat the monkey

Cmarzot
30-06-2018, 22:03
says organ grinder

walpurgis
30-06-2018, 22:43
and his minder

Puffin
01-07-2018, 06:41
dahn the Winchester

Marco
01-07-2018, 17:59
up the chuffer

Cmarzot
01-07-2018, 21:02
rubber gloves required

mad-moon
01-07-2018, 21:11
this won't hurt

Cmarzot
01-07-2018, 22:07
as badly as

Marco
02-07-2018, 08:38
Paul's purple-headed walloper

walpurgis
02-07-2018, 22:53
shoved very firmly

VesaLato
03-07-2018, 07:06
North Vietnamese Army

VesaLato
03-07-2018, 07:06
is going to

VesaLato
03-07-2018, 07:07
take you all-away

Marco
03-07-2018, 08:03
to Russian brothels

mad-moon
03-07-2018, 09:20
to wrestle prostitutes

Cmarzot
03-07-2018, 11:24
in padded rooms

Marco
03-07-2018, 11:26
where gobbles galore

walpurgis
04-07-2018, 17:27
do popularity-pills work?

Liberdade
04-07-2018, 19:49
Nauseating Venereal Arsehole

walpurgis
04-07-2018, 20:48
inevitable mental meltdown

Puffin
05-07-2018, 18:22
shit your pants

walpurgis
05-07-2018, 18:27
or somebody else's

Marco
05-07-2018, 19:06
stolen from a

alphaGT
05-07-2018, 20:37
Never Before Seen!

Russ

walpurgis
05-07-2018, 20:45
cack-stained relic from

mad-moon
05-07-2018, 22:09
neolithic shit pit

walpurgis
05-07-2018, 22:14
in backyard of

mad-moon
05-07-2018, 22:42
Steptoe and Son

walpurgis
05-07-2018, 22:50
not forgetting Hercules

mad-moon
05-07-2018, 23:13
the old nag

Marco
06-07-2018, 06:06
and her piss-stained

WESTLOWER
06-07-2018, 08:28
and her piss-stained

rancid huge knickers

mad-moon
06-07-2018, 08:59
the smelly thieves

Marco
06-07-2018, 09:47
inhaled the fishiness

WESTLOWER
06-07-2018, 09:52
violent projectile vomit

Marco
06-07-2018, 09:53
sardines for tea?

walpurgis
06-07-2018, 15:20
a little appetiser

Puffin
06-07-2018, 17:54
negated by cuntishness

Cmarzot
06-07-2018, 21:16
turning tricks dockside

Puffin
07-07-2018, 14:35
blocked by ken

Oddball
07-07-2018, 14:37
edge of seat

Puffin
07-07-2018, 15:32
with massive feet

walpurgis
07-07-2018, 21:51
and crumbling facade

Cmarzot
07-07-2018, 22:24
blurred vision helps

Puffin
08-07-2018, 10:36
when dating mingers

walpurgis
08-07-2018, 10:56
with smudged makeup

Puffin
08-07-2018, 11:20
like haribo lips

TheMooN
08-07-2018, 11:50
Delusional Old Hypocrite

User211
08-07-2018, 12:35
Nicoll-Dyson Beams


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjtFnWh53z0

Puffin
08-07-2018, 18:24
giving crippling flash-backs

User211
08-07-2018, 18:32
of true insight

walpurgis
08-07-2018, 18:45
fuse lit............waiting

Cmarzot
08-07-2018, 20:10
suffering failure t'launch

mad-moon
08-07-2018, 21:58
It's a dud

walpurgis
08-07-2018, 22:20
said Nurse, spanking

Cmarzot
09-07-2018, 10:36
little rocket man

Puffin
09-07-2018, 12:06
life isn't everything?

walpurgis
09-07-2018, 13:21
forty year sentence

Puffin
09-07-2018, 16:24
three words daily

mad-moon
09-07-2018, 20:37
triple letter score

walpurgis
09-07-2018, 22:29
monopoly is boring

Cmarzot
10-07-2018, 10:07
said Monsanto Corp

mad-moon
10-07-2018, 12:16
The farmer's friend

prestonchipfryer
10-07-2018, 13:10
knows the fisherman

Puffin
10-07-2018, 16:53
has death breath

walpurgis
10-07-2018, 22:28
likes Def Leppard

Puffin
11-07-2018, 05:24
one armed bandit

Cmarzot
11-07-2018, 08:20
has difficulty pleasuring

Puffin
11-07-2018, 09:38
his three lemons

Cmarzot
11-07-2018, 16:56
troublesome but true

Puffin
11-07-2018, 20:13
wide but narrow

walpurgis
11-07-2018, 20:50
much larger inside

Cmarzot
12-07-2018, 10:28
shriveled when cold

prestonchipfryer
12-07-2018, 15:06
twat eagerly awaiting

Puffin
12-07-2018, 18:07
a twat slap

walpurgis
13-07-2018, 22:20
by big Dick

Marco
14-07-2018, 06:37
exposing his girth

Cmarzot
14-07-2018, 09:18
terrifying young girls

walpurgis
14-07-2018, 09:31
during Vicarage tea-party

Puffin
14-07-2018, 10:59
where rev-'er-end rumpy

Cmarzot
14-07-2018, 19:14
lanced his ass-boil

Marco
14-07-2018, 20:04
draining the 'juice'

mad-moon
14-07-2018, 22:03
from salty lolly

walpurgis
14-07-2018, 22:20
licked by Lily

Cmarzot
15-07-2018, 08:29
caught on tape

Marco
15-07-2018, 09:17
wanked over by

Puffin
15-07-2018, 09:23
the hyde-park Hilton

Marco
15-07-2018, 09:39
chambermaids, after discovering

Puffin
15-07-2018, 10:30
travelodge signs hidden

Marco
15-07-2018, 11:01
beside the gimp-suits

Cmarzot
16-07-2018, 09:11
caked with smegma

Marco
16-07-2018, 09:44
and ingrained jobby-stains

Cmarzot
16-07-2018, 18:24
tailor-made for Trump

Marco
16-07-2018, 21:33
to lick-and sniff

mad-moon
16-07-2018, 22:28
Whilst talking shite

Marco
16-07-2018, 23:27
to James McPeake

Cmarzot
17-07-2018, 15:48
well played sir

User211
17-07-2018, 20:02
Biologic Agent 23

User211
17-07-2018, 20:02
Hiroshima On Speed

User211
17-07-2018, 20:03
William S. Burroughs

User211
17-07-2018, 20:06
Aldous Leonard Huxley

User211
17-07-2018, 20:07
Massive Acid Death

User211
17-07-2018, 20:07
Mushroom Enhanced Life

User211
17-07-2018, 20:08
Three Word Overload

User211
17-07-2018, 20:09
Termination Termination Termination

User211
17-07-2018, 21:18
Accurately Reproduced Distortion

User211
17-07-2018, 21:19
Distortion Inaccurately Produced

User211
17-07-2018, 21:19
Sounds Completely Awesome

User211
17-07-2018, 21:20
When Sounding Shit

walpurgis
17-07-2018, 21:23
mental integrity in-doubt

mad-moon
17-07-2018, 22:57
Fooking space cadet

walpurgis
17-07-2018, 23:04
aquaintance of Mekon

Cmarzot
18-07-2018, 08:11
too much bandwidth

User211
18-07-2018, 10:18
Alien From Zargon

Marco
18-07-2018, 10:49
had an 'ard-on

Cmarzot
18-07-2018, 11:19
for Terence McKenna

Marco
18-07-2018, 12:24
in transparent pyjamas

mad-moon
18-07-2018, 16:01
That,s a condom

Cmarzot
18-07-2018, 16:49
for go'in deep

mad-moon
18-07-2018, 21:34
in the shit

walpurgis
18-07-2018, 21:41
lick 'n spit

User211
19-07-2018, 09:45
Burroughs called the-law

https://youtu.be/TwLVQF8aBVU

Cmarzot
19-07-2018, 10:30
smart little bastard

mad-moon
19-07-2018, 10:51
little bastard's smarting

Cmarzot
19-07-2018, 23:09
from priest's enormous

User211
20-07-2018, 18:55
Collection of suppositories

walpurgis
20-07-2018, 22:30
rammed firmly into

User211
21-07-2018, 09:26
Ena Sharple's nostrils

Marco
21-07-2018, 18:41
housed several bogies

walpurgis
21-07-2018, 18:54
and half-eaten sarnie

Marco
21-07-2018, 19:08
pick it out

mad-moon
21-07-2018, 20:14
and toast it

Marco
22-07-2018, 15:08
with ballsack sweat

User211
22-07-2018, 15:38
Derranged friggin' minds

User211
22-07-2018, 15:39
Call the P.M.

Marco
22-07-2018, 16:12
Theresa likes it-up

Cmarzot
22-07-2018, 17:41
side the face

walpurgis
23-07-2018, 15:44
unzipped and ready

prestonchipfryer
23-07-2018, 20:43
for stroking rapidly

walpurgis
23-07-2018, 22:15
from excessive blood-pressure

Cmarzot
24-07-2018, 23:04
called Viagra hotline

Marco
25-07-2018, 08:48
Eric Shun's regular

mad-moon
25-07-2018, 09:30
because Philip may

Marco
25-07-2018, 09:32
notice it's floppy

walpurgis
25-07-2018, 09:35
every day apart

Marco
25-07-2018, 09:43
from when it

prestonchipfryer
25-07-2018, 11:23
starts to throb

Marco
25-07-2018, 11:32
aided by Viagra

prestonchipfryer
25-07-2018, 13:16
and Claudette's hand

mad-moon
25-07-2018, 19:24
performing knuckle shuffle

walpurgis
25-07-2018, 22:56
to marching band

Cmarzot
26-07-2018, 11:31
featuring skin-flute solo

Yatsushiro
26-07-2018, 12:35
in period costume

Puffin
26-07-2018, 17:58
holding hand shandy

walpurgis
26-07-2018, 22:28
for Matron's entertainment

Marco
27-07-2018, 22:59
scooping the froth

Cmarzot
29-07-2018, 14:16
from inside urinal

Marco
30-07-2018, 00:09
Including the solidified

Puffin
30-07-2018, 17:53
dreadfully disfigured meerkats

Marco
30-07-2018, 18:18
mistakenly barbecued by

Puffin
30-07-2018, 20:54
white hot charcoal

Marco
30-07-2018, 22:21
they squealed as

User211
31-07-2018, 09:53
Hipster bebop junkies

prestonchipfryer
31-07-2018, 14:45
gave girls spunkies

walpurgis
31-07-2018, 22:49
pork or poke?

Puffin
01-08-2018, 19:02
double or tits

walpurgis
01-08-2018, 20:53
history making arse-transplant

mad-moon
01-08-2018, 21:32
via doggy style

Puffin
02-08-2018, 09:51
chicken dippers with

Marco
02-08-2018, 21:05
plankton, enjoyed by

walpurgis
02-08-2018, 21:28
chief Tory whip

Marco
02-08-2018, 21:30
and Whatsnext/alfer

Puffin
03-08-2018, 09:50
sometime before since

Marco
03-08-2018, 11:16
his sad-bastard status

prestonchipfryer
03-08-2018, 12:40
and deep ignorance

Marco
03-08-2018, 12:53
of-how he appears

prestonchipfryer
03-08-2018, 16:43
arrogance with stupidity

Marco
03-08-2018, 16:50
the perfect storm

prestonchipfryer
03-08-2018, 16:59
becomes the norm

walpurgis
03-08-2018, 17:12
who's Norm then?

Puffin
03-08-2018, 17:56
Scott of-the arseantics

Marco
03-08-2018, 19:39
'dry your eyes'

mad-moon
03-08-2018, 21:06
and blow away

Marco
03-08-2018, 21:50
your pathetic grudges

walpurgis
03-08-2018, 22:20
a candidate for

Marco
03-08-2018, 22:43
Birmingham's Biggest Loser

walpurgis
03-08-2018, 23:10
meets 'friends' at-cottage

Marco
04-08-2018, 09:13
at B27 6BX

Puffin
04-08-2018, 16:17
nuffin to-see here