Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[prestonchipfryer]

getting up late

[struth]

Cant get up

[walpurgis]

ballcock got stuck

[struth]

In her flange

[walpurgis]

Crowbar deftly applied

[struth]

Fitting snugly against

[walpurgis]

the elasticated gusset

[Marco]

housing her Tena-lady

[walpurgis]

for fiver bloke

[mad-moon]

who microwaved fiver

[walpurgis]

speaking a cunning-lingo

[struth]

Petting her golden

[Marco]

'fur', matted but

[struth]

In usable condition

[Marco]

worth a buff

[walpurgis]

just a-bit rough

[mad-moon]

brown ale opener

[walpurgis]

Watneys Red Barrel

[mad-moon]

The wizard's sleeve

[walpurgis]

has snotty streaks

[struth]

likes green sleeves

[struth]

Busy Fluxing Uranus

[walpurgis]

life on Ma's

[struth]

Big waxing crescent

[walpurgis]

loony looking up

[struth]

Her coronal hole

[walpurgis]

cuniform aurora showing

[struth]

Everyone loves beaver

[Marco]

nice to 'munch'

[mad-moon]

except it's Justin

[struth]

time for pussy

[prestonchipfryer]

dripping with honey

[struth]

the bees knees

[mad-moon]

the bee gees

[struth]

You win again

[walpurgis]

it's a lottery

[struth]

mama loves mambo

[Len Co]

'Specially with Rambo

[Marco]

who's hung like

[walpurgis]

a condemned man

[prestonchipfryer]

dangling, bloated bollocks

[mad-moon]

big fat cows

[struth]

teats like feats

[Marco]

similarly caked with-cheese

[struth]

Tweezering his wang

[User211]

acid his thang

[Marco]

then Betty farted

[walpurgis]

puffing bedding up

[prestonchipfryer]

unconsciousness soon following

[mad-moon]

Gas from ass

[walpurgis]

victims sprawled everywhere

[Marco]

gagging on the

[mad-moon]

foul smelling perfume

[struth]

Ruined lovely mum

[mad-moon]

Gin and Tonic

[struth]

soaked her pants

[Marco]

thankfully mopped-up by

[struth]

Grandad's bushy beard

[Marco]

drenched in piss

[struth]

grannies old cologne

[walpurgis]

she sucks this

[Marco]

engorged purple helmet

[struth]

of fireman Sam

[walpurgis]

waving his hose

[Marco]

at passing penguins

[mad-moon]

moderators need help

[Ninanina]

with their birds

[struth]

Food for thought

[Ninanina]

drink for survival

[struth]

Loses his wig

[Ninanina]

now so bald

[struth]

Blue billiard balls

[Marco]

dying to-be drained

[Ninanina]

of their stuff

[struth]

Of their stains

[Ninanina]

wash it away

[walpurgis]

for auntie's inspection

[mad-moon]

nephew shows all

[Ninanina]

there is to

[mad-moon]

Enter Uncle Bob

[Ninanina]

tis the builder

[prestonchipfryer]

swinging his nob

[struth]

At screaming mob

[Marco]

Martha opened-her mouth

[struth]

the-lights went out

[walpurgis]

revealing a glowing

[mad-moon]

count of ten

[struth]

the bell went

[mad-moon]

Six weeks holiday

[struth]

bare assed boxing

[walpurgis]

battered cod pieces

[struth]

caused sore groin

[Marco]

scuppering Saturday's session

[walpurgis]

of chandelier swinging

[mad-moon]

painters are in

[struth]

Dipping their brushes

[Marco]

into wet red

[struth]

The danger colour

[Marco]

often she's horny

[walpurgis]

a little devil

[struth]

Major malicious footrub

[walpurgis]

put boot in

[struth]

Frontline infantrymans testicles

[Marco]

bulging with 'milk'

[struth]

Full of cream

[Marco]

double-thickness and gloopy

[struth]

Sets like concrete

[mad-moon]

School's tapioca pudding

[Marco]

filled her pants

[walpurgis]

sealed her fate

[struth]

Blocked her gate

[mad-moon]

ruined her gait

[struth]

Annoyed her mate

[walpurgis]

tightly straitjacketed so

[struth]

unable to pick

[Marco]

her knicker elastic

[walpurgis]

free from the

[struth]

overspill of grandpa's

[walpurgis]

ghastly soaking dentures

[struth]

still in-his gums

[Marco]

used for 'eating-out'

[struth]

side barbies like

[Marco]

Belinda's big bush

[struth]

round her outback

[walpurgis]

a wallaby wannabe

[struth]

In mammas pouch

[mad-moon]

Baccy and papers

[struth]

Tips for suckin'

[Marco]

vibrator, spare batteries

[walpurgis]

daddy's big didgeridoo

[Marco]

some 'me' time

[struth]

Wobble her wibbles

[User211]

three ristretto hit

[Marco]

bark like-a Bichon-Frise

[walpurgis]

arf arf arf

[mad-moon]

bow wow wow

[Marco]

prepare for spanking

[struth]

rolled up knickers

[mad-moon]

Bared her arse

[Marco]

pretty white ones

[struth]

Twin alabaster cheeks

[walpurgis]

on french clock

[struth]

Maker, whitey black

[Marco]

sometimes pastel pink

[walpurgis]

vicar's favourite costume

[struth]

Pointy hat and

[walpurgis]

big frilly purple

[struth]

Pants with gaping

[Marco]

drop-down front panel

[walpurgis]

with 'BOO!' written

[mad-moon]

on each testicle

[struth]

Producing tit explosion

[mad-moon]

at 5000 feet

[struth]

Showering all with

[walpurgis]

that's rather long

[struth]

Cloud of creamy

[mad-moon]

Marshmallow cream pie

[walpurgis]

killer fart rays

[mad-moon]

Ray's killer fart

[struth]

Scrub and fumigate

[Audio Al]

i'm still awake :(

[struth]

Count some sheep

[Marco]

insomniacs unite and

[prestonchipfryer]

stay-up all night

[mad-moon]

isn't Viagra great

[struth]

up for ever

[Marco]

with a massive-stiffy

[struth]

tarzan lets jane

[walpurgis]

party with Cheeta

[mad-moon]

three card brag

[struth]

branch of jaguar

[mad-moon]

Discover Land Rover

[struth]

on the moon

[walpurgis]

pants on backwards

[struth]

A pishy bum

[Marco]

mixed with skidders

[struth]

Causes blobby knob

[mad-moon]

On beef curtains

[struth]

With tomato sauce

[Marco]

fancy a facial-shower?

[prestonchipfryer]

with Claudette's snot

[struth]

dripped into pot

[walpurgis]

of venomous old-crone

[mad-moon]

Ugly old witch

[struth]

she's my bitch

[Marco]

Where's my dinner-bitch??

[struth]

down the toilet

[walpurgis]

in the trap

[WESTLOWER]

Punch, Kick, Bollocks!

[struth]

what a picture

[walpurgis]

a piss artist

[struth]

pee's for country

[walpurgis]

girl with no

[struth]

pot for pissing

[walpurgis]

sprays from window

[struth]

waters passers by

[walpurgis]

as a gesture

[mad-moon]

good for hair

[struth]

Of the dog

[mad-moon]

that bit you

[struth]

just made up

[mad-moon]

My favourite tipple

[struth]

Gin and tonic

[walpurgis]

condition is chronic

[struth]

Badly needing-a colonic

[walpurgis]

shit or bust

[struth]

Blowout at speed

[walpurgis]

a nasty accident

[struth]

Splattered across windshield

[walpurgis]

of passing No.37-bus

[struth]

While in-the 69

[walpurgis]

casualties carried off

[struth]

Fiddled then piddled

[walpurgis]

into madame's cocktail

[struth]

With his chopper

[mad-moon]

for horizontal refreshment

[Marco]

horizontal jogging's thirsty-work!

[struth]

bare arsed boxing

[WESTLOWER]

premature rehydration refreshment

[struth]

called brewers droop

[Marco]

Polly'll perk it-up

[struth]

Stiffen his resolve

[Marco]

Keep it standing-proud

[struth]

flying old glory

[walpurgis]

in the face-of

[struth]

Stars and bars

[mad-moon]

chocolate confectionary snacks

[walpurgis]

dry custard encrusted

[struth]

Vomit stuck in

[Marco]

the crevices of

[Hammer]

up your street

[struth]

was a pub

[Marco]

dealing in depravity

[prestonchipfryer]

and specific gravity

[walpurgis]

hydrometer at-the ready

[Marco]

for inserting up

[walpurgis]

the unusual portal

[struth]

A soft bung

[prestonchipfryer]

splendidly well hung

[struth]

With orange tongue

[Marco]

after sucking a-Jaffa

[struth]

During the opera

[Marco]

where Betty offered

[walpurgis]

a cucumber treat

[struth]

Instead of-the meat

[walpurgis]

perfecting her technique

[mad-moon]

batteries not included

[Marco]

improvisation was needed

[struth]

Arm was beaded

[Marco]

nevertheless, she rammed