Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[walpurgis]

with raspberry nipple

[struth]

cherry-like in appearance

[walpurgis]

licking cock ice

[Marco]

and cheesy topping

[struth]

with stale coffee-juice

[Marco]

reminiscent of stewed

[walpurgis]

soiled adult nappies

[Marco]

acrid, but tangy

[walpurgis]

and tasting like

[Marco]

mature goat's cheese

[struth]

Looked like it

[Marco]

all gloopy and

[mad-moon]

wallpaper paste like

[walpurgis]

for salad dressing

[Marco]

spreading evenly onto

[walpurgis]

her big cucumbers

[mad-moon]

round her knees

[Marco]

Bev had hardened

[walpurgis]

her disgusted expression

[Marco]

at the limp-tip

[twickers]

at his shrivelled

[struth]

Old farting buthole

[Marco]

inhale the stench

[struth]

Collapse on-the bench

[mad-moon]

Judge the fence

[struth]

try her bush

[Marco]

if it's clean

[struth]

Dirty it up

[Marco]

it's crawling already

[struth]

Soak it then

[walpurgis]

until it-goes crinkly

[struth]

adds to pleasure

[mad-moon]

with crab paste

[Pigmy Pony]

applied with haste

[struth]

to nelly's regions

[Pigmy Pony]

explains fishy smell

[struth]

haddocky and battered

[Pigmy Pony]

deep fried undercarriage

[AJSki2fly]

feet on poof

[Pigmy Pony]

treat for trotters

[mad-moon]

Del and Rodney

[struth]

the Peckham strangler

[mad-moon]

Chateauneuf du Papee

[Pigmy Pony]

Brace yourself Rodney...

[Marco]

for a firm-insertion

[mad-moon]

pushing stool in

[prestonchipfryer]

followed by blowback

[walpurgis]

need hosing down

[mad-moon]

shot with shit

[struth]

double barrelled volley

[mad-moon]

shot with lead-shot

[struth]

I'll have-a double

[prestonchipfryer]

toil and trouble

[mad-moon]

eye of newt

[prestonchipfryer]

boils on bum

[struth]

eye of-her tiger

[mad-moon]

winking at me

[struth]

seen from distance

[mad-moon]

done with mirrors

[walpurgis]

close-up arse inspection

[mad-moon]

spread your cheeks

[struth]

Sing an aria

[mad-moon]

loud and clear

[walpurgis]

like a megaphone

[struth]

In the bush

[mad-moon]

bird in hand

[struth]

on the lamb

[mad-moon]

The silence of

[struth]

Zips being drawn

[mad-moon]

Stick of chalk

[struth]

causing nasty streaks

[prestonchipfryer]

and sticky stains

[mad-moon]

splashed on dress

[Ninanina]

a front closure

[walpurgis]

giving great affront

[Ninanina]

with some cleavage

[struth]

Nice and sleazy

[mad-moon]

spreads like butter

[struth]

What a nutter

[Ninanina]

a complete eccentric

[mad-moon]

mad as hatter

[Ninanina]

Adventures in Wonderland

[struth]

With a loofah

[mad-moon]

Lady named Queen

[struth]

Gave it-a shine

[mad-moon]

polished the pole

[prestonchipfryer]

burnished her hole

[struth]

Trimming her brillo

[walpurgis]

said Brazil Brush

[struth]

Huge suspicious sausage

[walpurgis]

in plain-brown envelope

[prestonchipfryer]

ready to grope

[mad-moon]

When batteries installed

[struth]

Goes like-a bomb

[mad-moon]

snap crackle pop

[struth]

its-a bleedin' dud

[Marco]

said fat Bertha

[prestonchipfryer]

who willingly swallowed

[mad-moon]

Big Alfie's tapioca

[Marco]

a full-cream feast

[mad-moon]

of fast swimmers

[alphaGT]

Big Bad Wolf,
Little Red Ridinghood,
Old Mother Hubbard
Three little Pigs



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[walpurgis]

brain spasms again

[mad-moon]

inebriated and verbose

[walpurgis]

and lugubriously expanding

[struth]

locked in combat

[mad-moon]

the rutting begins

[struth]

Locking horny horns

[mad-moon]

trumpet, cornet, trombone

[walpurgis]

thoroughly brassed off

[mad-moon]

Oh Danny boy

[struth]

The Wind it's....

[mad-moon]

tight to turn

[Puffin]

a fried blancmange

[mad-moon]

scabs and lesions

[Puffin]

cause dreadful disfigurement

[mad-moon]

difficult to calculate

[Puffin]

but easily juxtaposed

[walpurgis]

after potty training

[mad-moon]

pebble dashing expertise

[walpurgis]

spare the rod

[mad-moon]

spoil the brat

[prestonchipfryer]

rack 'em up

[struth]

Use-em as toastracks

[walpurgis]

sheer lunacy again

[struth]

Light a fire

[walpurgis]

arson about again

[struth]

Singing those hairs

[Marco]

on yer boz

[struth]

and yir bum

[Marco]

and yer nose

[walpurgis]

preserved as specimen

[struth]

Crinkly old bogart

[mad-moon]

fat hairy strawberry

[struth]

In her jampot

[prsjnb]

moist and fragrant

[struth]

After olive's oiling

[mad-moon]

Popeye's well in

[walpurgis]

the shit, idiot

[struth]

Pumped big Bluto

[prestonchipfryer]

whilst reaming Olive-Oyl

[mad-moon]

Then eating Wimpy

[Puffin]

and crying uncontrollably

[mad-moon]

into his gruel

[struth]

the fool's fuel

[mad-moon]

the jester rules

[struth]

Cooling his tool

[mad-moon]

with fruity lube

[Puffin]

that killed millions

[Marco]

of Barry Manilow-fans

[Puffin]

her name was-lola

[walpurgis]

or was-it Enola

[Puffin]

gay some say

[mad-moon]

very large aircraft

[Puffin]

but no Hiro

[mad-moon]

master of railway

[walpurgis]

needs firm training

[mad-moon]

as been derailed

[Marco]

Ivor the Engine

[struth]

big bottomed lass

[Marco]

prone-to intestinal gas

[struth]

more ripping yarns

[mad-moon]

Down on farm

[prestonchipfryer]

cow pat paradise

[Marco]

manky manure mayhem

[struth]

Big foot's bottom

[mad-moon]

Chewed bread wind

[struth]

Like crumbly cheese

[mad-moon]

covered in smegma

[struth]

Buttered and slipped

[mad-moon]

into beef lips

[struth]

For 20-mins at

[prestonchipfryer]

twenty past two

[Marco]

time for-a quickie

[walpurgis]

give her-a thickie

[struth]

goodness thats trippy

[walpurgis]

ergo to mine

[struth]

flushed into tyne

[mad-moon]

singing a rhyme

[struth]

Wee willie winky

[mad-moon]

Spliff's really stinky

[struth]

So's his pinky

[mad-moon]

according to perky

[struth]

tasted like jerky

[mad-moon]

jerks and spurts

[struth]

white as snow

[prestonchipfryer]

silently drifting piles

[struth]

causing bloody chaos

[prestonchipfryer]

and dribbling detritus

[struth]

Causing skinless sausage

[mad-moon]

covered in flies

[Marco]

and some jelly

[struth]

Near the bellend

[Marco]

wot's that shmell?

[Puffin]

fanny chmelar of-course

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fanny_Chmelar

[mad-moon]

she's going down

[Puffin]

the up escalator

[Marco]

a euphemism for

[mad-moon]

up your bum

[walpurgis]

strange square cheeks

[Marco]

clad in cotton

[mad-moon]

with string attached

[Puffin]

rag week specials

[mad-moon]

jam and bread

[prestonchipfryer]

in the shed

[struth]

big pizza pie

[mad-moon]

apple of my-eye

[Puffin]

but god-awful breath

[struth]

Smells like-a butt

[mad-moon]

Shit wi sugar

[walpurgis]

sweetens the deal

[Puffin]

cop a feel

[mad-moon]

costing a meal

[struth]

Busting a gut

[Puffin]

then a bollock

[walpurgis]

matron gives first-aid

[Puffin]

then gets laid

[mad-moon]

out to rest

[struth]

The family crest

[Puffin]

sold on ebay

[prestonchipfryer]

returned as faulty

[Marco]

like Wilma's womb

[struth]

walter wombat's willy

[Marco]

suffered from severe

[struth]

damp panty rash

[prestonchipfryer]

causing runny pus

[mad-moon]

flagon of mead

[struth]

topped with seed

[mad-moon]

and you'll suck

[struth]

Then you'll chuck

[walpurgis]

rhymes with 'fuck'

[struth]

well, i never

[walpurgis]

bet you did

[struth]

all the time

[mad-moon]

in the machine

[struth]

Up the creek

[Puffin]

paddle, shit, you-choose

[walpurgis]

auntie admiring huge

[prestonchipfryer]

bulbously bloated balls

[mad-moon]

ready for planting

[struth]

purple seed potatoes

[mad-moon]

Sown by Chucky

[struth]

if your unlucky

[mad-moon]

gonna be mucky

[struth]

The Filthy beast

[Puffin]

who gobsnorts snivelsnarts

[mad-moon]

Down ya neck

[struth]

while pressing his

[mad-moon]

grapes under foot

[struth]

Making man's juice