Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Filterlab]

Kebab of justice

[Marco]

pork sword-of honour

[Filterlab]

Balls of steel

[mad-moon]

they need polishing

[struth]

Spit and rub

[mad-moon]

toes curling up

[struth]

Hair falling out

[mad-moon]

He's follically challenged

[AJSki2fly]

Topping tailored toupee


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[Marco]

a baldy half-incher

[AJSki2fly]

looking in mirror

[Filterlab]

rejecting his reflection

[struth]

dats naw moi

[AJSki2fly]

Cracked the mirror?

[struth]

cacked his pants

[prestonchipfryer]

three times over

[Marco]

she violently orgasmed

[Filterlab]

Expressing her joy

[AJSki2fly]

Oh no screamer!

[mad-moon]

Beauty hates bestiality

[struth]

beast is-a pussy

[Vince]

Attack of-the flaps

[Marco]

salmon or gammon?

[mad-moon]

they're too salty

[Marco]

your socks, so

[mad-moon]

Cheesy n Queasy

[Marco]

and malt vinegary

[Filterlab]

Tongue so tangy

[struth]

lots of tongue

[AJSki2fly]

The giant anteater

[Filterlab]

Sucking’ them insects

[Vince]

Deep fried Bluebottle

[Marco]

with fanny sauce

[mad-moon]

From Craddock's pantry

[struth]

Deep fried panties

[mad-moon]

twice as crispy

[AJSki2fly]

Crispy, very crispy

[Marco]

with extra-wide gusset

[struth]

breaking of-the wind

[walpurgis]

in a lift

[struth]

caught a whiff

[walpurgis]

nobody owns up

[struth]

it bare-faced cheek

[Marco]

going out knicker-less

[Filterlab]

Breeze freshened flaps

[Marco]

wafting a seafood-cocktail

[mad-moon]

prefer lobster tails

[walpurgis]

more tall tales

[Filterlab]

of wanton disgrace

[walpurgis]

Trump exits discreetly

[struth]

kicking and sreaming

[Filterlab]

Fingernails in doorframe

[struth]

where's my mammy

[mad-moon]

in the mammary

[prestonchipfryer]

licking the cream

[Marco]

sooking some titty-milk

[prestonchipfryer]

whilst playfully fondling

[Marco]

your big stiffy

[mad-moon]

her ample buttocks

[Vince]

Two sacks coconuts

[AJSki2fly]

Big white rabbit


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[mad-moon]

loaded with cellulite

[AJSki2fly]

only short hops

[Filterlab]

making rubbish beer

[mad-moon]

because it's ginger

[Filterlab]

like my bird

[AJSki2fly]

Danish Ginger Birds

[prestonchipfryer]

gently sucking, then

[Filterlab]

Caressing to BOOM!

[mad-moon]

see four explosions

[Marco]

multiple fanny squirts

[Vince]

Riddled with thrush

[mad-moon]

Starling and Sparrow

[struth]

Breast and bush

[AJSki2fly]

Wishbone and drumsticks

[Marco]

bean and flange

[Filterlab]

Tight, perky butt.

[mad-moon]

on a spit

[Vince]

On the turn

[mad-moon]

time of month

[prestonchipfryer]

not tonight Claude

[Marco]

hands-off my panties

[mad-moon]

use your teeth

[AJSki2fly]

Find your falsies


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[Marco]

buried underneath socks

[AJSki2fly]

Bad denture aroma

[Marco]

ponging of feet

[mad-moon]

Hoof and trotter

[Filterlab]

Complete with cheese

[Marco]

the stinky kind

[prestonchipfryer]

altering the mind

[Filterlab]

Like a brain-spanner

[mad-moon]

spanning the brain

[Roy S]

pulling the plonker

[Marco]

when she won't

[walpurgis]

but Auntie will

[Marco]

'relieve' your tension

[AJSki2fly]

Quick rub down


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[Vince]

Read bedtime stories

[prestonchipfryer]

whilst fondling Claudette's

[Marco]

big-knicker'd bum

[walpurgis]

eloi or morlock

[AJSki2fly]

Back in time


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[Marco]

to hide the

[Filterlab]

stains of relief

[mad-moon]

Curry and Wine

[Marco]

before-making her whine

[mad-moon]

Tucker before Fuck'er

[AJSki2fly]

Flatulence during intercourse

[walpurgis]

changing bum-boil dressings

[mad-moon]

while fanny farting

[Marco]

a simple tune

[Light Dependant Resistor]

messy follow through

[mad-moon]

salty sticky brew

[Marco]

a troublesome discharge

[mad-moon]

calls for Canesten

[Marco]

pantyliners totally ineffective

[mad-moon]

eight days old

[Marco]

saturated and overflowing

[AJSki2fly]

Run away quickly


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[mad-moon]

Bled to death

[AJSki2fly]

Dracula’s dinner feast


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[Marco]

teabags for vampires

[prestonchipfryer]

with strings attached

[Marco]

give it a-tug

[prestonchipfryer]

to discharge protein

[Filterlab]

into the soup

[Marco]

a Bloody Mary

[mad-moon]

Tim's Bloody Bastard....


https://vik-recipes.blogspot.com/2010/12/tims-bloody-bastard.html

[Vince]

Shaken.....not stirred

[struth]

Martin-is all round

[AJSki2fly]

Circle of life


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[mad-moon]

round the bend

[AJSki2fly]

The worm hole

[walpurgis]

no more silly-stuff

[Light Dependant Resistor]

in your dreams

[struth]

lovely worm tubs

[AJSki2fly]

Fisher mans delight


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[mad-moon]

Arrgghhhh fishermans fingers

[struth]

around your goolies

[AJSki2fly]

disappearing very quickly

[mad-moon]

who said that?

[AJSki2fly]

Over cuckoos nest


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[Marco]

sniff yer bawsack

[struth]

Attached to walloper

[mad-moon]

psycho the rapist

[struth]

London raspberry blower

[AJSki2fly]

where is Dinsdale


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[prestonchipfryer]

inside Mummys private

[struth]

arena of perversity

[prestonchipfryer]

massive looming hole

[AJSki2fly]

Centre of galaxy


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[Marco]

an unexplored orifice

[struth]

A black hole

[Vince]

Infinity and beyond

[mad-moon]

Buzz from speed

[AJSki2fly]

Intergalactic wormhole transporting

[walpurgis]

yank her knickers

[prestonchipfryer]

stretch the gusset

[mad-moon]

expose her gash

[AJSki2fly]

Get a slap

[struth]

cop yir whack

[AJSki2fly]

blunt stick n'eye

[mad-moon]

Very violent Adrian

[AJSki2fly]

Only just started [emoji49]

[struth]

Putting on-the Ritz

[mad-moon]

Like Gary Cooper

[struth]

The monster munch

[AJSki2fly]

Tyrannosaurus Rex crunch


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[mad-moon]

Marc Bolan eats

[AJSki2fly]

Ride White Swan


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[mad-moon]

tunnel of love

[struth]

Fluffy bunny burrow

[AJSki2fly]

Water ship down

[struth]

beneath the waves

[Marco]

under her skirt

[struth]

over her shirt

[walpurgis]

smothered in dirt

[AJSki2fly]

from mud wrestling


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[Marco]

only-in her panties

[struth]

a total bum

[Marco]

wrapped in stretchy

[struth]

Smelly nylon fabric

[Marco]

skidmarks & fart-gas

[struth]

melt into material

[Marco]

gloriously-soft white cotton

[mad-moon]

Christmas table cloth

[Marco]

worn as-a sarong

[Vince]

Pulling the crackers

[struth]

mad as hatters

[walpurgis]

pants in tatters

[AJSki2fly]

from Mercurial Disease

[Marco]

and smegma stains

[AJSki2fly]

Nasty streaked sheets


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[Marco]

her-period came early

[mad-moon]

unlike Royal Mail

[AJSki2fly]

first class delivery


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[struth]

Bouncing baby boy

[AJSki2fly]

One lovely elephant

[Marco]

horribly disfigured, and

[struth]

hung like horse

[AJSki2fly]

Neigh, neigh, neigh!

[walpurgis]

being serious now

[struth]

with sinister expression

[walpurgis]

wearing panto-dame costume

[Marco]

and-her Christmas tights

[struth]

with the baubles

[Marco]

sounds like Del!:D

[struth]

rings like bell

[Marco]

giving me hell

[Vince]

Getting dressed down

[Marco]

to her knickers

[mad-moon]

The midnight thieves

[Marco]

stole her panties

[mad-moon]

the sly fox

[struth]

vixen's silver box

[Vince]

The dogs bollocks

[AJSki2fly]

The bees nuts


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[Marco]

duly drained by

[walpurgis]

Bride of Frankenstein

[mad-moon]

chewing the fat

[AJSki2fly]

too many parts


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[mad-moon]

Three Blind Mice

[struth]

Were sliced thrice

[AJSki2fly]

In Amsterdam house


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[Vince]

Enjoying coffee shop

[mad-moon]

smoking herbal cigarettes

[Marco]

before frequenting brothel

[mad-moon]

for hot broth

[AJSki2fly]

gliding down canal

[struth]

eerie that is

[mad-moon]

those pesky kids

[struth]

Eagle eyed fish

[AJSki2fly]

raptorous eye balls

[Vince]

With Xray vision

[walpurgis]

he's so transparent

[mad-moon]

That hifi dealer

[Marco]

unusually, a female

[mad-moon]

Had sex change

[Marco]

went horribly wrong

[mad-moon]

Bloke with tits

[walpurgis]

back-to-front wedding tackle

[mad-moon]

turned outside in

[Marco]

arse cheeks for-lips

[mad-moon]

The front bum

[struth]

Strawberry and cream

[Vince]

Little sweet treat

[prestonchipfryer]

pork and stuffing

[Marco]

pork sword casserole

[struth]

give her stuffing