Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[walpurgis]

down vicar's front

[struth]

over his spire

[walpurgis]

nun's the word

[struth]

said the bishop

[walpurgis]

fumbling with her

[struth]

dirty smelly habit

[Marco]

inserting a spent-cigarette

[struth]

In candle holder

[Marco]

of the dungeon

[struth]

the barrier opens

[walpurgis]

she said ooooh

[Marco]

whilst taking it-all

[walpurgis]

from the choirboys

[struth]

in a queue

[walpurgis]

vicar to-the rear

[Puffin]

Brenda in organ-loft

[walpurgis]

waving her big

[struth]

cartons of milk

[Puffin]

nipples like organ-stops

[walpurgis]

stunning the congregation

[Marco]

Santa arrived early

[struth]

drank his fill

[walpurgis]

emptied his sack

[Marco]

relieving the droop

[walpurgis]

whilst having a-poop

[Marco]

producing nicely-marbled plops

[walpurgis]

for auntie's collection

[struth]

of stones and....

[Marco]

stools, like beef-olives

[struth]

Olive's beefy stools

[Marco]

possessed a texture

[struth]

akin to silly-putty

[Marco]

and moulded into

[struth]

giant bouncy ball

[Puffin]

reeking of death

[Marco]

with hints of-raisins

[struth]

breaking off liaisons

[Puffin]

dangerous but floppy

[walpurgis]

makes news headlines

[struth]

type of gal

[Marco]

who swallows whole

[struth]

a giant cucumber

[Marco]

draining its fluid

[walpurgis]

into matron's vast

[Ninanina]

it's now carrots :D

[walpurgis]

wot're "now carrots"?

[Ninanina]

:doh: see whatcha mean...

[walpurgis]

Gladys said untying

[Ninanina]

his buttoned 501's

[Marco]

straining to contain

[walpurgis]

his hernia truss

[Marco]

and his wife's

[walpurgis]

undies worn as

[Ninanina]

bag over head

[Marco]

during bedroom frolics

[walpurgis]

wearing best frock

[struth]

and ankle boots

[walpurgis]

don't give two-hoots

[struth]

sounding twin tooters

[Marco]

each with nipples

[struth]

Both well oiled

[walpurgis]

causing grandpa's seizure

[Marco]

that 'Razzle' magazine

[struth]

Rolled and smoked

[Audio Al]

Next stop Tunbridge

[Marco]

That near Tonbridge? ;)

[struth]

via the tin-bridge

[Puffin]

over the downy-mound

[walpurgis]

like a muffin-hound

[Marco]

blinkered-objectivist asshole, who

[Puffin]

was really quite-nice

[Marco]

fried with faggots

[struth]

and kidney stones

[walpurgis]

over hell's fire

[struth]

devilishly good food

[Marco]

to torture someone

[struth]

with barbed whippy

[walpurgis]

spitted through and

[struth]

ground to perfection

[walpurgis]

demands hot seasoning

[Marco]

a scoosh of-pish

[walpurgis]

What's all this?

[Puffin]

foolishness abounds when

[Marco]

the batteries in-Martha's

[struth]

Panties leak out

[walpurgis]

during cucumber games

[Marco]

too much liquid

[walpurgis]

like custard dripping

[Roy S]

onto spotted dick

[walpurgis]

we're having-for tea

[Puffin]

Brenda's bangers surprise

[Marco]

when some hot-dogs

[walpurgis]

fried-up offered to

[prestonchipfryer]

appease insatiable hunger

[struth]

for-bizarre sheep-handling devices

[Puffin]

they're only wellington's

[struth]

But self clamping

[Marco]

and specially-scented with

[Puffin]

deep fried clunge

[Marco]

and cheesy foot-fungus

[Puffin]

Criminails will never

[prestonchipfryer]

bear the smell

[Marco]

from her vag

[Puffin]

cadge a lift

[Marco]

from a murderer

[struth]

jack the ripper

[walpurgis]

shut that zipper

[Marco]

contain that monster

[walpurgis]

before nurse sees

[struth]

Charts go skyward

[Marco]

as it springs-out

[struth]

and flies skyward

[Marco]

nursey winces, as

[struth]

Her jaw breaks

[Marco]

on impact with

[struth]

all the ordinance

[walpurgis]

a quick bang

[Marco]

was all she-got

[walpurgis]

by royal appointment

[struth]

got the chop

[walpurgis]

from auntie Bessie

[struth]

brandishing her puddin'

[walpurgis]

and roast spuds

[Bigman80]

Just won't sell

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[walpurgis]

mysterious gravy to

[Marco]

lubricate worn old

[struth]

Flanges on the

[Marco]

walls of her

[walpurgis]

newly decorated boudoir

[struth]

splashed with white

[prestonchipfryer]

that's dribbling slowly

[struth]

all over floor

[Marco]

like spent jizz

[walpurgis]

pop bang whizz

[struth]

turbo gas jet

[Marco]

from ya botty

[struth]

can cause flight

[Marco]

delays, by up-to

[struth]

weeks at-the knees

[walpurgis]

instructions tattooed on

[struth]

The flaps near

[Marco]

her flicked bean

[walpurgis]

fetch pleasure machine

[Marco]

made her moan

[walpurgis]

down the phone

[struth]

geez a loan

[walpurgis]

need to buy

[struth]

sweet lips doll

[Marco]

tae gobble ma

[struth]

long sherbet fountain

[walpurgis]

spraying auntie Dollie

[struth]

with his sugar

[walpurgis]

cube avalanche burying

[Marco]

her in sticky

[walpurgis]

goo tasting of

[Marco]

a mixture between

[walpurgis]

skidmark and pus

[Marco]

the perfect fondue

[walpurgis]

for dipping the

[Marco]

nearest willing tart

[walpurgis]

licked by tory-perv

[User211]

lysergically deranged mofo

[walpurgis]

or seemingly normal

[struth]

Cheeky wind breaker

[Marco]

dropping little farts

[struth]

like love hearts

[Marco]

each containing bilious

[struth]

The roman guard

[Landloper]

extra portas stat

[Marco]

yer talkin' shite

[struth]

suffering from potty-mouth

[Marco]

breath like bum-gas

[struth]

Hot and sticky

[Puffin]

blemish free acne

[struth]

big and bright

[Puffin]

dull but sparkly

[struth]

Loud but smelly

[walpurgis]

enormous and intimidating

[struth]

Embarrassing and messy

[walpurgis]

at womens institute

[prestonchipfryer]

night of debauchery

[struth]

All knitting needles

[walpurgis]

brandishing huge gherkin

[Marco]

its pickled juice

[struth]

Tastes phishy to-me

[Marco]

with-a hint-of pork

[struth]

bacon wrapped sausage

[Marco]

perfect for Jews

[struth]

slice and dice

[Marco]

your little wiener

[struth]

for her dinner

[walpurgis]

eaten dentures out

[struth]

Give it gumsy

[Marco]

a gumsy gobble!

[struth]

A toothless tickle

[Marco]

sook ma bulb!

[struth]

Flick ma button

[walpurgis]

chomp the mutton

[struth]

spit the gristle

[Marco]

when you whistle

[struth]

Dixie, and charge

[Marco]

into her flange

[struth]

flaps flapping around-his

[Marco]

sweaty bollocks, which

[Puffin]

pooled silage on

[Marco]

the nurse examining

[walpurgis]

Vicar's sore and-inflamed

[struth]

Open pastoral areas

[Puffin]

closed to public

[Marco]

No Ball Games

[Puffin]

or testes matches

[struth]

No petting pets

[Marco]

pet her furry

[struth]

big stripy tiger

[Marco]

make it purr

[struth]

feed its burrs

[walpurgis]

and tattooed buttocks

[struth]

sign of times

[walpurgis]

sins and crimes

[struth]

beer in wines

[Puffin]

butters no parsnips

[Marco]

duck-butter for discerning

[Puffin]

grundles that belch

[Marco]

gas from 'sloppy-seconds'

[struth]

and rule-of thirds

[walpurgis]

bucket of turds

[Marco]

steaming, and highly-pungent

[walpurgis]

used as-a dressing

[struth]

for hot weddings

[walpurgis]

smeared over bridesmaids

[struth]

underdress, because of

[Marco]

her soiled knickers

[walpurgis]

bunged in laundry

[Puffin]

bunged a monkey

[Marco]

to wear them

[struth]

out to ballet

[Marco]

over your tutu

[struth]

moist and droopy

[walpurgis]

belt and braces

[struth]

at the ankles

[walpurgis]

of the mayor

[struth]

vote Quimbey dance

[Marco]

a striptease, before

[struth]

Business as usual

[Marco]

a quick hump

[struth]

followed by quick

[walpurgis]

snack and cuppa

[struth]

for post coitus

[walpurgis]

reflection on mistake

[struth]

due to ugliness