Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[mad-moon]

tough as leather

[Marco]

and rather chewy

[Cmarzot]

bits of grizzle

[User211]

The Bishop said...

[mad-moon]

to the actress

[struth]

Pass the salt

[AJSki2fly]

not the candle

[struth]

maybe fork handles

[walpurgis]

feel the Force

[AJSki2fly]

light sabre wielding


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[Marco]

AKA trouser snake

[mad-moon]

A dastardly organ

[Cmarzot]

empties girl's dormitory

[AJSki2fly]

indecent femle fart

[Marco]

I smell melon

[Vince]

Ready to slice

[Cmarzot]

dripping wet treat

[Vince]

Mind the pips!

[Marco]

sook her Jaffa

[mad-moon]

slurp her clitorus

[Cmarzot]

Stop, genital warts

[Swann36]

thrush strikes again

[Marco]

soothe that rash

[struth]

Use the ointment

[Marco]

wear cotton knickers

[struth]

Until alls well

[Marco]

never wear tights

[Cmarzot]

except on face

[RichB]

What's ganinn on?

[AJSki2fly]

feeling the force


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[struth]

Of tight hem

[mad-moon]

Sausage Egg Beans

[struth]

breakfast of kings

[mad-moon]

and paupers too...

[Cmarzot]

vomit bag included

[walpurgis]

no sick jokes

[Cmarzot]

like Trump presidency

[Vince]

Loony tunes leadind

[struth]

expanded polysytrene cheese

[walpurgis]

in cardboard sarnies

[Marco]

and swollen fannies

[Cmarzot]

pound that ass

[Marco]

stretch those cheeks

[mad-moon]

Pull a face

[struth]

Spray some mace

[mad-moon]

take no prisoners

[struth]

Flatten the curve

[mad-moon]

Flatten the idiots

[struth]

Steamed Road surface

[mad-moon]

Yip all colours

[AJSki2fly]

Fly the flags


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[struth]

Warn your enemies

[Swann36]

Eat them quickly

[Cmarzot]

while they're hot

[Marco]

especially the giblets

[mad-moon]

With diet coke

[Marco]

mixed with smegma

[struth]

polish on top

[Marco]

sprinkle bell-end cheese

[Vince]

Spaghetti with parmesan

[Cmarzot]

rice with tofu

[mad-moon]

curry and chips

[Marco]

before a blowjob

[struth]

Mutton as lamb

[AJSki2fly]

Puss in boots

[Cmarzot]

knob bumps cervix

[mad-moon]

Stole her belongings

[AJSki2fly]

Put them back

[Vince]

Take them back!

[Marco]

her favourite knickers

[AJSki2fly]

wiping bicycle seat

[Marco]

after a sniff

[struth]

of toilet seat

[Cmarzot]

asshole centering device

[Marco]

direct hit-on sphincter!

[Swann36]

Perfectly deep feeling

[Marco]

taking it whole

[Cmarzot]

without a condom

[Marco]

shoot your load

[mad-moon]

down the pan

[Swann36]

what a waste

[Marco]

of good man's-milk

[mad-moon]

thick pineapple chunk

[Marco]

floating-in dirty water

[AJSki2fly]

Nasty smelly floaters


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[struth]

Pond of misery

[mad-moon]

He's been hobbled

[AJSki2fly]

Properly tied up

[struth]

In concrete overcoat

[walpurgis]

dumped in harbour

[struth]

with old carpet

[Cmarzot]

stuck between teeth

[Marco]

bits of minge

[struth]

trimmings intertwined with

[Marco]

stained tampon string

[Cmarzot]

once a month

[mad-moon]

On dance floor

[Vince]

There's murder on

[Marco]

wearing high-heels, so

[AJSki2fly]

the low spark

[Marco]

generating by shuffling

[mad-moon]

sparks up kilt

[Marco]

burning her tights

[struth]

Mingling with shites

[Cmarzot]

elbow to elbow

[Marco]

in rancid effluent

[mad-moon]

up to elbow

[struth]

Up the jungle

[mad-moon]

for a rumble

[AJSki2fly]

And a bumble


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[struth]

a quick fumble

[AJSki2fly]

behind the bushes


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[mad-moon]

Bird in hand

[Vince]

Two in bush!

[struth]

and got nicked

[Marco]

waving his stiffy

[struth]

that had puncture

[Cmarzot]

lost all pressure

[Swann36]

but feeling relieved

[Cmarzot]

won't happen again

[mad-moon]

as locked up

[Marco]

her chastity belt

[struth]

Got lock picked

[Marco]

then shag her

[mad-moon]

on the rug

[walpurgis]

unfortunately limpness occurs

[prestonchipfryer]

flippy floppy flaps

[struth]

required some slaps

[AJSki2fly]

firm them up

[mad-moon]

fill with botox

[AJSki2fly]

mega gluteus maximus

[struth]

large leg muscle

[Cmarzot]

dwarfs little willy

[AJSki2fly]

Hobbits are big

[struth]

sipping witches teet

[Cmarzot]

droopy and shriveled

[Vince]

Two fried eggs

[Cmarzot]

discovered in asscrack

[AJSki2fly]

Split a chicken


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[Cmarzot]

with massive dong

[Swann36]

Cockadoodle dick said

[Marco]

showz yer tits

[mad-moon]

and your finches

[AJSki2fly]

Budgies are best


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[struth]

show yir beak

[Marco]

and yer badger

[struth]

Big moist beaver

[mad-moon]

Yorkies and roasties

[AJSki2fly]

Porkies and toasties

[Vince]

In budgie smugglers

[AJSki2fly]

Mankini up crack


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[mad-moon]

Two ball Jugglers

[Marco]

a stiff rod

[prestonchipfryer]

wet gaping hole

[Marco]

crawling with maggots

[struth]

big brown apple

[prestonchipfryer]

juicy and dripping

[Marco]

aching to accommodate

[Cmarzot]

cowboy's boot spur

[mad-moon]

In the sphincter

[Swann36]

Ring of fire

[Cmarzot]

sleazy swinger's bar

[Marco]

feel-the burn, man

[Cmarzot]

pass a spouse'athon

[mad-moon]

Fuck pals wife

[Marco]

just for badness

[mad-moon]

no it's swapsies

[AJSki2fly]

Swinging times ahead


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[struth]

rollin' into bed

[AJSki2fly]

Little one said

[Marco]

gosh, that's stiff!

[Cmarzot]

for its size

[walpurgis]

but still unimpressive

[struth]

far too small

[Marco]

but quite thick

[Cmarzot]

horse cock, really

[Marco]

size-queens love 'em

[Vince]

Size isn't everything!��

[struth]

nasty horses willy

[Marco]

stretching Sophie's pussy

[mad-moon]

The raspberry's split

[struth]

so's my pants:eek:

[mad-moon]

Too much bread

[AJSki2fly]

very bloated guts

[struth]

dough filled load

[Cmarzot]

not gluten free

[mad-moon]

Balls are full

[struth]

Of rising fluid

[Marco]

dirty man's water

[prestonchipfryer]

shaken, not stirred

[Cmarzot]

license to shag

[mad-moon]

anything that moves

[AJSki2fly]

Predators eat them


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[Cmarzot]

only if desperate

[prestonchipfryer]

to swallow whole

[Cmarzot]

bypassing gag reflex

[Vince]

Getting deep throat

[struth]

a saliva test

[AJSki2fly]

Spit on stick

[Cmarzot]

and fingers too

[struth]

Arm down throat

[walpurgis]

poking from arse

[Marco]

a turtle-headed turd

[mad-moon]

Turtle necked swallow

[struth]

Val Doonigan cardy

[Cmarzot]

used as nappy

[Marco]

to absorb dribbles

[struth]

and sing lullabyes

[mad-moon]

Songs Sang Blue

[Marco]

princess WANTS teddies!

[struth]

brown hairy animals

[Marco]

Del's got some [they're not brown, though]

[Vince]

They are Gremlins

[mad-moon]

Don't feed them

[Vince]

Also no water

[Marco]

for the teddies

[Vince]

Can't 'Bear' it!��

[struth]

no stripping allowed

[Marco]

undressing after her-work

[Cmarzot]

pole dancer's paradox

[Marco]

striptease, causing tenting

[AJSki2fly]

Limp pole, doh!


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[Marco]

responds to stroking

[mad-moon]

By Homer's Marge

[struth]

The Blue cactus

[AJSki2fly]

Big white rabbit


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[walpurgis]

Big Brown Bog-Blocker

[Marco]

urgently needed stool-softener

[struth]

batter it down

[Marco]

with your fingertips

[Vince]

Rather.....bog brush

[walpurgis]

or try explosives

[Marco]

the armour-piercing variety

[struth]

Shock and awe

[Marco]

after she unzipped

[struth]

the king cobra

[AJSki2fly]

big hissing Sid

[Marco]

spitting his venom

[struth]

pissing the seat

[walpurgis]

and soaking feet

[Cmarzot]

word on t'street

[mad-moon]

Meat's not sweet

[struth]

Boil on bottom

[AJSki2fly]

Puss ridden buttock


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[Marco]

suppurating puss-ridden prick

[AJSki2fly]

Hot poultice needed

[Marco]

to drain the-juice

[struth]

became double chalker

[Swann36]

and icecream muncher

[Marco]

sook a cone!