Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[struth]

and slightly damp

[Marco]

from 'dew-drops' leaking

[Light Dependant Resistor]

sesquipedalian expressions included

[Oddball]

google that quickly

[walpurgis]

slowly will do

[struth]

Shake it in

[Marco]

flick the bean

[struth]

Check its clean

[Marco]

no frothy residue

[struth]

And no cheese

[Marco]

just a bus

[struth]

Stop the horseplay

[walpurgis]

he called foal

[struth]

language, causing lapdancer

[walpurgis]

to topple onto

[struth]

several hard poles

[Marco]

inside your pantz

[walpurgis]

like hideously deformed

[Light Dependant Resistor]

microscopic jungles within

[Marco]

replete with 'dandruff'

[struth]

hairy love eggs

[Marco]

she pops out

[struth]

with rapacious passion

[Oddball]

no yoke there

[struth]

eggs-traordinary egg-splosive egg-sperm-ient :eyebrows:

[walpurgis]

that's some omelette

[Marco]

she's farted out

[walpurgis]

and spattered his

[Marco]

best dressing-gown with

[struth]

Some sac juice

[Marco]

and bawbag crust

[struth]

Sprinkled with sprinkles

[walpurgis]

getting in wrinkles

[struth]

Lots of winkles

[Oddball]

wheres the Daz

[struth]

For-a blue bottom;)

[walpurgis]

baboon like facade

[struth]

Made of alabaster

[walpurgis]

and rice krispies

[struth]

welded together with

[walpurgis]

spit and sawdust

[struth]

and Baldrick cream

[walpurgis]

chocolate eclairs with

[struth]

high voltage electrodes

[RichB]

Started illegal wars

[Oddball]

weapons of mass

[struth]

Biblical destructive force

[Light Dependant Resistor]

apricots and-buns collide

[Marco]

creating culinary-carnage

[walpurgis]

a blender catastrophe

[Light Dependant Resistor]

coffee and-tea mix

[Light Dependant Resistor]

mosquito;s bite each-other

[struth]

do buzz-bombs buzz

[walpurgis]

peenemunde party time

[struth]

precision bomb drop

[walpurgis]

a strangelove affair

[struth]

yeehah, ride-it lad

[walpurgis]

gallop the warhorse

[Light Dependant Resistor]

darkness a shadow

[walpurgis]

but a spotlit

[Light Dependant Resistor]

red light district

[Marco]

Old Mary gives

[Oddball]

suction treatment for

[struth]

Big blocked pipes

[walpurgis]

calls for laxative

[struth]

And stirrup pump

[walpurgis]

could get messy

[struth]

What with slops

[Marco]

like my plops

[struth]

Swimming in vino

[walpurgis]

born in vitro

[struth]

down the underground

[Marco]

where dominatrix lives

[struth]

Called the wisewoman

[walpurgis]

soothsayer oracle extraordinaire

[struth]

drugs her victims

[walpurgis]

to quieten whilst

[struth]

having her wicked

[walpurgis]

way-side slash in-bushes

[struth]

alas, it-was hawthorn

[Marco]

that ripped his

[walpurgis]

long-johns to shreds

[Oddball]

leaving his tallywacker

[walpurgis]

on the sideboard

[Marco]

purple and engorged

[walpurgis]

like his face

[struth]

Bustering his bloodvessels

[Marco]

balls need emptied

[struth]

A course-of leeches

[Marco]

would sook the

[struth]

Juice frae yir

[Marco]

beef-olives, quicker than

[struth]

Milkmaids catch pox

[walpurgis]

covered in spots

[Oddball]

on their botts

[walpurgis]

give them shots

[struth]

of pen ink

[walpurgis]

for tattooed bum

[struth]

and dreary eyes

[Jonboy]

With droopy tits

[walpurgis]

and copious zits

[Jonboy]

You having a-pop

[walpurgis]

just a cuppa

[struth]

Coffee in morning

[Marco]

after a wank

[struth]

Disrupts the odours

[Oddball]

of stagnant fart

[Marco]

pungent and lingering

[struth]

If your lucky

[Marco]

you'll miss it

[struth]

In the laundry

[Puffin]

Long John Baldry

[jollyfix]

Washing his stains

[Marco]

from his scants

[walpurgis]

like pink elephants

[jollyfix]

very seldom seen

[struth]

Trapped in-his scanties

[Marco]

that gaseous stench

[jollyfix]

and fungal aroma

[Marco]

from her feet

[Puffin]

buttered no parsnips

[Marco]

chew the crust

[Light Dependant Resistor]

admire the bust

[jollyfix]

Perfect pert breasts

[Marco]

peaking out from

[jollyfix]

Her undone blouse

[Marco]

nipples slowly-stiffening, as

[walpurgis]

the glue sets

[struth]

Creating sweet delicacy

[Marco]

apply a soldering-iron

[jollyfix]

Burnt tongue smell

[struth]

Yet strangely brown

[walpurgis]

end of spectrum

[struth]

Illuminated by friction

[walpurgis]

a comfortable glow

[jollyfix]

Warm and toastie

[struth]

A relaxing glimmer

[jollyfix]

Twinkle and shimmer

[Marco]

from her zimmer

[walpurgis]

saw his strimmer

[struth]

Chop her cucumber

[walpurgis]

a side salad

[Marco]

to be savoured

[struth]

Like Jacob's twigs

[r100]

and christmas trees

[walpurgis]

and rat fleas

[struth]

ratbot himself owned

[r100]

ten of them

[Marco]

big round balls

[struth]

Full of toadpoles

[walpurgis]

and many tadstools

[struth]

sometimes called floaters

[walpurgis]

In the captain's-log

[struth]

cabin with porthole

[walpurgis]

said seaman staines

[struth]

And master bates

[walpurgis]

roger cabin boy

[Marco]

took it up

[Puffin]

like double cock-punch

[Marco]

pain excites him

[jollyfix]

Whip cracking fun

[walpurgis]

stripes across bum

[jollyfix]

Welts and shibari

[Marco]

cried old Betty

[struth]

Bopping around chair

[jollyfix]

with abandoned flair

[struth]

And abandoned hair

[jollyfix]

Wig left behind

[walpurgis]

bald right behind

[struth]

The left-one,s hairy

[jollyfix]

Her name's Mary

[Marco]

she big 'n' hairy

[walpurgis]

prances like a-fairy

[struth]

Has a canary

[jollyfix]

flightless and scary

[struth]

Featherless but hairy

[jollyfix]

like a blackberry

[struth]

Playing gooseberry with

[jollyfix]

fool on hill

[struth]

Top of-the mornin'

[jollyfix]

Birds eye view

[struth]

Of her landscape

[Marco]

and baldy minge

[jollyfix]

Shaven not stirred

[struth]

Drinks mouldy cocktails

[jollyfix]

Gin and pubic

[struth]

Sprinkle of salt

[jollyfix]

Dram of Malt

[struth]

Vinegar at fault

[jollyfix]

chips did assault

[struth]

Bushy nostril hairs

[jollyfix]

Wide as flares

[struth]

Like his brain

[jollyfix]

Dormant and insane

[struth]

Like a politician

[jollyfix]

Buffoon that Boris

[struth]

Sank below the

[Marco]

stagnent arse gas

[walpurgis]

filled Zeppelin airship

[struth]

to-the sweaty sock-line

[jollyfix]

Thick and fruity

[walpurgis]

slap her booty

[Puffin]

bend the bauxite

[walpurgis]

carb her rundum

[Puffin]

boil her beryllium

[walpurgis]

tip of arseberg

[Puffin]

the orchestra playing

[walpurgis]

tennis outside with

[Marco]

the Kubla Khan

[walpurgis]

in the pleasure-dome

[struth]

with Mongol Orchestra

[Oddball]

polishing his trumpet

[jollyfix]

Shiny and hard

[Marco]

with glistening tip

[struth]

But too-much spit

[Oddball]

blocking his tuba

[Zoidburg]

New arm fitted

[struth]

Has wandering hand

[Marco]

unzipping her skirt

[struth]

looking for sporran

[Oddball]

toss the caber

[walpurgis]

found tartan gussets

[struth]

ripping bum hairs

[walpurgis]

with her teeth

[struth]

while visiting Leith

[walpurgis]

for an oral

[struth]

and full physical

[walpurgis]

gym-workout with jim

[Ninanina]

for supple bits...

[walpurgis]

of rubber underwear

(Hi Bev! :wave:)

[Ninanina]

but it squeaks

(Hi Geoff :) )

[struth]

Like oiled Cucumber

[walpurgis]

rind in Pims

[Ninanina]

drink with straw

[struth]

Hat and shoes

[Ninanina]

for lasting results

[walpurgis]

apply flame thrower

[struth]

To Botty Hairs :wowzer:

[walpurgis]

for baby smooth

[Puffin]

smoothy smooth jazz

[Ninanina]

or the botty..

[Oddball]

that's just grotty

[Ninanina]

and bottom line

[Oddball]

lets all whine

[struth]

like a bitch

[Oddball]

on heat causing

[struth]

severe skin rash

[Marco]

due to saturated-nappy

[struth]

and greasy pants

[walpurgis]

screams and rants