Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[walpurgis]

having brazilian waxed

[Marco]

smoothly shaved mounds

[struth]

going to seed

[prestonchipfryer]

with rough stubble

[struth]

and big shovel

[Marco]

batter her nut

[struth]

she's a slut

[Puffin]

with massive gut

[Marco]

and big butt

[struth]

has big cut

[walpurgis]

in gross earnings

[struth]

givings and takings

[Marco]

give her one

[struth]

Tickle her fancy

[Puffin]

fondant will escape

[struth]

plug it up

[Marco]

with a tampon

[walpurgis]

smoked like a-cigar

[struth]

one red end

[walpurgis]

one read book

[struth]

a paper back

[Marco]

about flange fettling

[walpurgis]

and grossly perverted

[Marco]

fetishes of various

[walpurgis]

habit attired people

[struth]

wearing big kilts

[Marco]

without any pants

[walpurgis]

succumb to icy-draught

[struth]

scaring mice and

[walpurgis]

little old ladies

[southall-1998]

Looking really hot!

S.

[walpurgis]

sweating like mad

[southall-1998]

But soooo sexy!

S.

[Marco]

in their girdles

[walpurgis]

heels and zimmer-frames

[Marco]

performing striptease to

[struth]

Benny Goodman's beat

[walpurgis]

wagging the sagging

[struth]

St Louis Shag

[walpurgis]

busting for a

[Marco]

slow, slippery wank

[struth]

lindy hop exercise

[Marco]

wearing nothing but

[walpurgis]

clingfilm and big-grin

[struth]

beardless clear skin

[Marco]

splashed with spunk

[walpurgis]

ketchup and brown-sauce

[struth]

For-a meaty menu

[Marco]

of man sausage

[struth]

good skinless pork

[Marco]

a real mouthful

[struth]

filled with juicy

[Puffin]

but very dry

[Marco]

powdered slug repellent

[walpurgis]

with rat bait

[southall-1998]

Geoff is ugly.

S.

[struth]

Good golly molly

[Marco]

your minge stinks!

[struth]

and-I love it

[walpurgis]

a hint-of kipper

[struth]

wafting across his

[Marco]

highly discerning nostrils

[walpurgis]

catching nasty whiff

[Marco]

of Shane's socks

[southall-1998]

Marco's a chump!

S.

[Marco]

likes a jump

[struth]

In her sump

[Marco]

pump her rump

[struth]

Giver a bump

[Marco]

in her dump

[struth]

she's a frump

[Marco]

sook ma stump!

[struth]

Bleed my sap

[walpurgis]

take a nap

[Marco]

milk her pap

[struth]

roll your cap

[walpurgis]

with a zap

[struth]

bacon her flaps

[Puffin]

with chudmunters grobble

[struth]

playing double bass

[Puffin]

with plastic forks

[struth]

against his tights

[walpurgis]

all sequined and

[User211]

Arrogant disagreeable twat

[struth]

no your not

[Puffin]

oh yes he

[walpurgis]

heard the rumours

[Marco]

about your cock

[Puffin]

prepuce me! but...

[walpurgis]

fekkin' loada bollix

[struth]

fry in oil

[walpurgis]

burst that boil

[struth]

roll in soiled

[Puffin]

spatula groin twist

[walpurgis]

plus booted goolies

[Puffin]

boiled, basted and

[walpurgis]

spit roasted over

[Puffin]

ben dover, with

[struth]

ice cream panties

[walpurgis]

worn on head

[struth]

running down nose

[Marco]

skidmark side up

[walpurgis]

sporting a cucumber

[struth]

Juice coloured hue

[Marco]

around her flaps

[struth]

congealed and tacky

[Marco]

fermenting with smegma-jelly

[struth]

Green, purple and

[walpurgis]

daubed with custard

[struth]

hairy rhubarb pie

[Marco]

ridden with lice

[struth]

curable at-a price

[Marco]

give Phoebe a-fiver

[walpurgis]

for blown gasket

[southall-1998]

Get a face-lift!

S.

[Marco]

Wash your feet!

[struth]

photo her buttocks

[walpurgis]

framed and mounted

[struth]

by the master

[walpurgis]

and his entourage

[struth]

each at-a corner

[walpurgis]

bracing to take

[struth]

to the tip

[Puffin]

the severed torso

[struth]

huge suppurating abscess

[walpurgis]

on vicar's arse

[struth]

said mrs huggitt

[walpurgis]

whilst closely inspecting

[struth]

Vicar's slender furniture

[walpurgis]

and bandy legs

[Marco]

wrapped around his

[Puffin]

how's your father

[Marco]

ask your sister

[walpurgis]

what's up mister?

[Marco]

give her a-blister

[walpurgis]

who-dat kissed her?

[User211]

Can you resister?

[walpurgis]

wire wound resistor

[southall-1998]

That limits sex.

S.

[walpurgis]

ohm sweet ohm

[User211]

Resistance is futile

[walpurgis]

watts that you-say?

[struth]

paddle your canoe

[Marco]

along her 'canal'

[struth]

alementary dear watson

[walpurgis]

row yer boat

[Puffin]

shag a goat

[struth]

pluck its tail

[Puffin]

beyond the pail

[struth]

in the jail

[Puffin]

stuff this for

[struth]

big comedy bottom

[Marco]

prize-open her cheeks

[struth]

with mighty crowbar

[Marco]

and ram home

[walpurgis]

the oversized end

[struth]

of his screwtop

[Puffin]

flippers that double

[struth]

as wriggley tentacles

[walpurgis]

something fishy here

[Puffin]

you're codding me

[walpurgis]

sardine hell, that's

[Puffin]

what I call

[Marco]

a salmon surprise

[walpurgis]

with bulging mussels

[struth]

In every plaice

[Puffin]

slap your face

[Marco]

then ride Grace

[Puffin]

a harty hump

[struth]

pump then slump

[Marco]

her down on

[struth]

sweet smelling bush

[User211]

Cataclysmic Sphincter Malfunction

[User211]

Random Access Mammaries

[struth]

ride our mares

[walpurgis]

tie dyed flares

[struth]

Up boatswains locker

[walpurgis]

seaman staines said

[struth]

Tickle my fancy

[walpurgis]

like spotty Nancy's

[Puffin]

rancid cummerbund rash

[struth]

caused by whipping

[Marco]

her pantied bottom

[struth]

then applying ointment

[walpurgis]

generously, even on

[Marco]

her pert cheeks

[struth]

spread with jam

[walpurgis]

vicar licks off

[struth]

Actress in crotchless

[walpurgis]

jodphurs posing in

[Puffin]

sainsburys meat aisle

[struth]

Stroking his beef

[Marco]

olive, rather proudly

[struth]

With popped eyes

[walpurgis]

as batman waltzed

[struth]

Matilda to the

[walpurgis]

jetty end and

[struth]

pulled her bung

[Marco]

called Tammy Tampax

[struth]

bride of Dracula

[walpurgis]

ditched at altar

[struth]

for umpteenth time

[walpurgis]

ragged grubby trousseau

[struth]

peer to his

[walpurgis]

hot buttered parsnips

[Puffin]

doth butter no

[struth]

shiny and hot

[Marco]

like your Jap's-eye

[walpurgis]

winking at girls

[struth]

spitting at sheep

[Marco]

then shagging them

[walpurgis]

wearing sunday best

[struth]

tux and shorts

[Puffin]

with raging aspergers :)

[struth]

and boiled asparagus

[Puffin]

in perfectly-neat rows

[struth]

like spaghetti alphabetti

[walpurgis]

on toast with

[Puffin]

no friends present

[walpurgis]

ain't got none

[struth]

bar the king

[walpurgis]

sized dick I've

[struth]

pulled from sheath

[Marco]

flanked by massive-balls

[walpurgis]

over each shoulder

[struth]

and giraffe like

[Marco]

protuberant trouser snake

[walpurgis]

causing shorts embarrassment

[Marco]

as the humungous-bulge

[walpurgis]

has little old-ladies

[struth]

ripping and waving

[Puffin]

their falsies with

[struth]

Gay abandon, scaring

[Marco]

the local nerds

[walpurgis]

and nervous birds

[Marco]

covering their fannies

[walpurgis]

with cocktail umbrellas

[Puffin]

and seafood sauce

[southall-1998]

Spread on floor.

S.

[Puffin]

shit strewn everywhere

[Marco]

once her adult-nappy

[Puffin]

blew a gasket

[Marco]

spewing red-hot pish

[walpurgis]

all over vicar

[struth]

and crashes car

[Marco]

staring at Tina's-tits

[walpurgis]

and fluffy bits

[struth]

between her sheets-of

[walpurgis]

corrugated steel roofing

[Puffin]

old "tin tits"