Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[struth]

Time for recriminations

[Marco]

it feels slippy

[struth]

and slightly nippy

[Marco]

without your nappy

[struth]

Leaves a trail

[Vince]

Shiny snail trail

[Marco]

in her panties

[struth]

cant be treated

[Marco]

without a pantyliner

[struth]

that burns automatically

[AJSki2fly]

Sulphuric acid spillage

[Marco]

disguised as discharge

[prestonchipfryer]

putrid and stinking

[Marco]

ponging of poisson

[struth]

Gasmasks at-the ready

[Marco]

serious yeast infection

[struth]

Sour doughy knickers

[Marco]

long since white

[prestonchipfryer]

dripping with shite

[Marco]

badly skidmarked gussets

[mad-moon]

Seabrook Beefy flavour

[Marco]

spicy beef-curtains flavour

[Light Dependant Resistor]

brown wedding dress

[AJSki2fly]

Around the bottom


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[struth]

fried spam flaps

[Marco]

I smell kippers

[Vince]

Lovely smokey aroma

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[Marco]

emitting from her

[mad-moon]

well equipped kitchen

[struth]

overheating the oil

[prestonchipfryer]

causing massive blowback

[Marco]

and uncontrollable leakage

[mad-moon]

From chip pan

[Vince]

Needs oil change

[Light Dependant Resistor]

moistening and lubrication

[Marco]

needs pumping with

[Light Dependant Resistor]

ever tightening balls

[Marco]

badly needing emptied

[AJSki2fly]

Squeeze them dry

[Marco]

no, milk them

[Light Dependant Resistor]

so they deliver

[Marco]

fresh man's milk

[struth]

by the mililitre

[Vince]

On your doorstep

[Marco]

by 'Milky Mary'

[struth]

Leaky old cow

[Marco]

dribbling pish everywhere

[mad-moon]

from broken piss-pot

[struth]

Kicked the bucket

[Light Dependant Resistor]

it moved slightly

[AJSki2fly]

In the parlour

[prestonchipfryer]

with Claudette's mother

[Vince]

Not her father?

[struth]

he was watching

[Marco]

while having a-wank

[prestonchipfryer]

and gently fingering

[struth]

his mighty revolver

[Marco]

that fires blanks

[Scorps]

he doesnt care

[Marco]

as-it's still creamy

[struth]

And penetrates deep

[AJSki2fly]

not coitus interruptous


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[Vince]

Love sweet love

[struth]

hug your shadow

[Marco]

flickus beanus squirtus

[mad-moon]

Gladiator of Gladiators

[struth]

Muchos Biggus dickus

[mad-moon]

that's his sword

[struth]

Great big chopper

[Vince]

And Little Hatchet

[Scorps]

sharp edge though

[Vince]

Better than blunt

[Marco]

sook her c*nt

[prestonchipfryer]

with lobster sauce

[mad-moon]

No, crabs mate

[Marco]

freshly flicked from

[struth]

His jock Tamson

[Marco]

unwashed since Bannockburn

[AJSki2fly]

Stinky ball bag


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[Marco]

reeking of CHEESE!

[Vince]

Sweet savoury aroma

[Marco]

from her feet

[AJSki2fly]

Suck a toe

[Marco]

and taste jam

[struth]

Game of toes

[AJSki2fly]

On the Throne


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[Vince]

Wearing the crown

[AJSki2fly]

encrusted in jewels


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[Marco]

displaying foot jewellery

[Vince]

Diamonds on soles

[struth]

of your trainers

[AJSki2fly]

Talking about diamonds

[struth]

shine on you

[Vince]

Show your bling

[Marco]

ram her ring

[AJSki2fly]

On little finger


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[Marco]

smeared with smegma

[struth]

Galaxy of chocolate

[mad-moon]

Milky-way magic stars

[AJSki2fly]

Universe Lizard People

[struth]

damp under pants

[Marco]

Got 'morning dew'?

[struth]

Shining like-a national

[Vince]

Singing and dancing

[AJSki2fly]

In the streets


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[struth]

lie the pools

[AJSki2fly]

frog spawn there


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[Ninanina]

so very slimy

[Marco]

freshly squirted from

[AJSki2fly]

the stinky pond


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[Ninanina]

no the slit

[Marco]

through her bean

[Ninanina]

no his slitty...

[struth]

Round the horn

[Ninanina]

or just horny

[AJSki2fly]

Like a Rhino

[Vince]

Strong....like....bull

[struth]

Red like-a breast

[mad-moon]

Ginger, like tea

[AJSki2fly]

strawberry blonde dear


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[mad-moon]

The pink albino

[struth]

Bad hair day

[AJSki2fly]

Big purple rinse

[Marco]

Big purple helmet

[Vince]

Little black cap

[Marco]

big red bean

[struth]

Black Jack's beard

[Marco]

rubbed against hers

[struth]

caused a spark

[AJSki2fly]

High heeled boys


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[Pigmy Pony]

what a drag

[AJSki2fly]

Queens on parade


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[struth]

March of_the creamcakes

[Marco]

the snowflake society

[struth]

Winter of discontent

[walpurgis]

rained off rebellion

[struth]

cromwell rusted over

[Marco]

his dented helmet

[walpurgis]

time for tiffin

[Vince]

Tea and cake

[Marco]

then some strip-poker

[struth]

Shred the skin

[AJSki2fly]

Nasty gravel rash

[Marco]

from pumping her

[struth]

stones on cobbles

[Vince]

Very bumpy ride

[AJSki2fly]

Fast big dipper


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[walpurgis]

fried chicken dippers

[struth]

and snotty snippers

[Vince]

Dirty old slippers

[struth]

smell of dung

[Marco]

stinking of feet

[struth]

Standing in shite

[User211]

Dan Schlang's Wang

[Marco]

had quite-a tang

[mad-moon]

The Devils Fork

[struth]

Tails you lose

[mad-moon]

curved down ward

[AJSki2fly]

Spin the ball


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[Marco]

win a munter

[Vince]

Okay with beer-goggles

[Marco]

if 'it's' wet

[struth]

wipe the eyes

[Marco]

spread her thighs

[struth]

Eat her pie

[Marco]

fruit or fish?

[AJSki2fly]

Mixed vegetable quiche


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[User211]

South Vietnamese Whore.

[User211]

What a bitch.

[User211]

Concrete Western Stitch.

[User211]

What a bore.

[User211]

Plain Arsed Wtitch.

[Vince]

Big bottomed bitch

[struth]

Fat bottomed gal

[Marco]

wears fat-arsed pants

[struth]

stretchy tights really

[AJSki2fly]

better in rubber

[struth]

the sweaty look

[Marco]

let sweat 'marinate'

[mad-moon]

In the curtains

[Marco]

moist and beefy

[Vince]

Lovely with horseradish

[struth]

saucy old gal

[Vince]

Good with mustard

[Marco]

once the flies

[mad-moon]

have been opened

[struth]

Out in view

[mad-moon]

in the closet

[AJSki2fly]

skeletons come out


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[Marco]

of his wallet

[mad-moon]

with the moths

[struth]

flies drop down

[mad-moon]

on sticky paper

[struth]

Poop their poop

[Vince]

Scoop the poop

[Marco]

it's quality shit

[User211]

Fucking Fortran Expert.

[User211]

Uncontronable Biological Export.

[User211]

Bored Of That.

[User211]

Better Lift Yo.

[User211]

Three Fuck That.

[User211]

Serious Betty Boop.

[User211]

Signed Love Shit.

[User211]

Already Got It.

[User211]

Can't Better It.

[User211]

Run From It.

[User211]

Me And You.

[User211]

Get Fucking Real.

[User211]

No Real Appeal.

[User211]

Run Off Twat.

[User211]

Best Quality Weed.

[User211]

Nice In Extremis.

[User211]

Please Do Succeed.

Spelt Porno Bitch Fucking Her Own Body.

[User211]

Void.

[Vince]

Far far away

[Roy S]

North of Watford

[mad-moon]

There's a gap

[Roy S]

Fill it quick

[struth]

Bathe the baby

[AJSki2fly]

Throw out teddy


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[struth]

toss the chicken

[AJSki2fly]

In the marinades

[struth]

remove the guts

[Vince]

Pull out sausages

[AJSki2fly]

From the toad


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[Vince]

Ribbit, ribbit......ribbit

[Vince]

Then hopped away

[mad-moon]

to make beer

[struth]

Green back ale

[mad-moon]

Al be back!

[struth]

Big Arnie catchword

[AJSki2fly]

Bella vista baby

[Vince]

Asta-la vista.......baby

[Vince]

I'll be back!

[Marco]

to molest your

[struth]

Rules and regs

[Roy S]

Terms and conditions

[Scorps]

they always apply

[struth]

except in paradise

[Vince]

Heavenly Health - Safety

[AJSki2fly]

Careful flying angel


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[walpurgis]

no refunds given

[Marco]

no discounted blowjobs

[struth]

whiskey soaked pish-catchers

[Marco]

were sniffed by

[struth]

the liberal police

[Vince]

On Doctors orders

[Marco]

to assess aroma

[AJSki2fly]

Gaseous smells abundant


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[Marco]

some more pungent