Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[MCRU]

in a field

[Puffin]

of electric pygmys

[prestonchipfryer]

who have shorted

[Jonboy]

their testicles out

[Puffin]

Bang! and the-dirt

[Marco]

releasing an aroma

[Roy S]

of fresh coffee

[Marco]

masked by mature-Gouda

[Puffin]

wracked with insecurity

[Roy S]

consumed by guilt

[Marco]

at having stolen

[Puffin]

forbidden muff dust

[Jonboy]

and pissy pubes

[Marco]

inside your sister's

[Roy S]

Titanium chastity belt

[Marco]

worn-out from use

[Puffin]

by Mish Funny-Fanny

[Jonboy]

my names Bond

[Roy S]

Bond-age up yours!

[Puffin]

a premium guy

[Marco]

sporting an incredibly

[Jonboy]

dodgy short fat

[Reid Malenfant]

porker of manhood

[Roy S]

and two veg

[Puffin]

I luurrve smoothies:D

[hard1175]

Like wipped cream

[Marco]

between her toes

[Jonboy]

toe sucking Fergie

[Marco]

loves some Parmesan

[prestonchipfryer]

spread between her

[Puffin]

Windsor and Maidenhead

[Jonboy]

a spiffing good

[Puffin]

hymen to you

[Marco]

ripe for popping

[Jonboy]

around the Terry

[Marco]

towelling nappy she

[Puffin]

draped so seductively

[prestonchipfryer]

covering her quim

[Puffin]

Dr Quim medicine

[Marco]

man, drained her

[prestonchipfryer]

love juices and

[Marco]

tossed her aside

[Puffin]

blatant beard vandalism

[prestonchipfryer]

loathed by pigmies

[Puffin]

Ahh Pygmies again

[Marco]

They're nice, barbecued

[Puffin]

till tender, then

[Reid Malenfant]

covered in mustard

[prestonchipfryer]

eagerly greedily gobbled

[Roy S]

taste kinda lingers

[Marco]

like fanny oil

[Puffin]

on Irish airlines

[Marco]

where air-hostesses offer

[Puffin]

full limerick relief

[Marco]

snog ya Blarney-Stone

[Jonboy]

shag a leprechaun

[Marco]

with a stutter

[seoirse2002]

Póg mo thóin!

[Marco]

cum again? Or

[Puffin]

speak gay lick

[prestonchipfryer]

smells like garlic!

[seoirse2002]

under your hood

[Puffin]

"hug a hoodie"

[Marco]

jab a Jap's-eye

[prestonchipfryer]

fuck a duck

[Jonboy]

goose a goose

[Marco]

marinate a moose

[Roy S]

Shiver me timbers

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[prestonchipfryer]

keelhaul the bastard

[Roy S]

Force-feed Alaskan Pollock

[prestonchipfryer]

for fishy fingers

[Marco]

dipped inside Fiona's

[Puffin]

cross threaded bush

[realysm42]

smoke Hindu Kush

[Puffin]

at a push

[seoirse2002]

and a gush

[Marco]

of hot pish

[Jonboy]

tenors failed again

[prestonchipfryer]

trying to-roger Claudette

[Marco]

the horny rug-muncher

[prestonchipfryer]

dangling, massive balls

[Marco]

to sway her

[prestonchipfryer]

to begin gobbling

[seoirse2002]

the squeeze box

[audio39]

full of puss

[prestonchipfryer]

and gangreous purulence

[Jonboy]

Doris told Fred

[Puffin]

three thousand posts

[Marco]

wins you a-shag

[seoirse2002]

deep pile carpet

[Marco]

to get friction-burns

[audio39]

on your little

[Puffin]

iggle piggle curly

[Marco]

jobby, which had

[Jonboy]

sweetcorn knobbly bits

[Marco]

stuck inside the

[Jonboy]

tunnel of love

[seoirse2002]

and creating a

[Puffin]

crazy bulgy "eye"

[Marco]

peeking from yer-zip

[audio39]

and blinking wildly

[Marco]

as it grows

[Puffin]

exponentially, but tangentially

[prestonchipfryer]

genitalia hanging loosely

[Marco]

wafting an aroma

[Puffin]

of fresh sick

[Marco]

Inhale it, said

[Jonboy]

next doors cat

[Marco]

and savour the

[Puffin]

the diabolical thrutch

[Roy S]

that brings forth

[Puffin]

sausagemeat sundays that

[Jonboy]

pre-empt mincemeat Mondays

[Marco]

Save the parrots!

[Puffin]

those mimicking twats!

[prestonchipfryer]

and furry bats

[Marco]

and rancid rats

[RichB]

need some cats

[Marco]

and their shats

[seoirse2002]

were eaten by

[RichB]

collectors of eggs!

[prestonchipfryer]

and other delicacies

[Puffin]

like Sun Bingo

[seoirse2002]

name that tune

[Marco]

farted-from your arse

[Puffin]

Nelly The Elephant (trumpety trump:lol::lol:)

[Roy S]

Seventy Six Trombones

[seoirse2002]

I getta kick

[Puffin]

to Hump's backside

[Marco]

smell the raisins

[Jonboy]

lick my skidders

[Marco]

are they spicy?

[seoirse2002]

explode in gob

[Puffin]

wot a nob

[seoirse2002]

makes her sob

[Marco]

married to Rob :D

[prestonchipfryer]

humungously big lob

[Marco]

landed inside her

[prestonchipfryer]

eager pouting quim

[seoirse2002]

mink curtains open

[Marco]

duck butter dripping

[seoirse2002]

down her silken

[Puffin]

grimy egg stained



married to Rob :D:D

[seoirse2002]

tan binding posts

[Marco]

laddered tan tights

[Puffin]

American Tanned and

[Marco]

dripping with sweat

[prestonchipfryer]

Claudette is wet

[Puffin]

give her comfort

[Roy S]

or another conditioner

[bogle111]

for fly-away hair

[Roy S]

and unkempt pubes

[bogle111]

sadly going grey

[Roy S]

Apply Grecian 2000

[bogle111]

won't it sting?

[Roy S]

pain and pleasure

[Marco]

on a baldy-chuff

[bogle111]

Grecian devalues though

[Puffin]

(song) Drachma, he's making

[seoirse2002]

mincepies at me

[Marco]

sniff her pie

[Puffin]

like ripe stilton

[prestonchipfryer]

musky, but fishy

[Marco]

pungent and salty

[seoirse2002]

prawn cocktail anyone?

[Marco]

seafood dip, sir?

[Puffin]

beef jerky ready!

[Marco]

insert yer crab-stick

[prestonchipfryer]

jerk-it up Claudette

[Marco]

avoiding her tampon

[prestonchipfryer]

use a crampon

[Marco]

shove a bag-on

[prestonchipfryer]

your enormous erection

[seoirse2002]

or flippy floppy

[Marco]

soon-to-be-stiff

[Reid Malenfant]

stand at attention

[Marco]

waving it at

[prestonchipfryer]

the French tarts

[Marco]

unbuttoning their blouses

[Puffin]

Ze haf no-trousis

[seoirse2002]

but eiffel tower

[Puffin]

I fell over:lol:

[Marco]

my own appendage

[Jonboy]

long John todger

[seoirse2002]

the pole vaulter

[Marco]

pole meets hole

[Puffin]

krak one ow

[Marco]

worry her beard

[Puffin]

fashioned by gimlet

[Marco]

trimmed by Gilette

[Puffin]

Rimmed by Remington

[Marco]

skid-marks by Senokot

[Jonboy]

rasberry-ripple by bodyform

[Puffin]

make mine-a 99

[Marco]

fancy some jelly?

[Roy S]

KY only please

[seoirse2002]

custard and trifle

[Marco]

some clotted-cream, perhaps?

[Jonboy]

creamed in my-tea

[Puffin]

Uurggh dirty boy

[Marco]

fish-out the floaters

[audio39]

and blood clots

[Marco]

and chew them

[Puffin]

another chalfont survivor

[audio39]

with rotting teeth

[Marco]

yet cheeky smile

[audio39]

all green & brown

[Marco]

like your pants

[Puffin]

Y front, when-U

[prestonchipfryer]

release your bowels

[Marco]

in Martha's kitchen

[Puffin]

an enteritis pub

[prestonchipfryer]

pebble-dashed with shite

[Marco]

devoured with delight

[Puffin]

gastro all areas

[Marco]

of the waitress'

[audio39]

shit stained panties

[Marco]

causing a rash

[prestonchipfryer]

red-raw pustulating suppuration

[seoirse2002]

on pelvic floor

[Marco]

beside the dog

[Puffin]

of a wife

[Marco]

both were ugly

[realysm42]

Fucked them both

[Marco]

out of sympathy

[Puffin]

boned to death

[prestonchipfryer]

bodies still warm

[Marco]

welcome to Necrophilia

[Jonboy]

said the vicar

[Puffin]

dismounting the verger

[prestonchipfryer]

slipping on-the shit

[Marco]

left by Santa

[prestonchipfryer]

an early present

[Puffin]

wearing his paedo's

[Jonboy]

from Bob the-snowman

[seoirse2002]

what about frosty?

[Puffin]

old frigid brigid?

[audio39]

preferring frozen semen

[Marco]

formed into ice-lollies

[Puffin]

may contain grollys

[prestonchipfryer]

off your trolley

[Puffin]

knob a dolly

[Marco]

let's gobble Molly

[Puffin]

take it easy

[prestonchipfryer]

feeling very queasy

[seoirse2002]

mash and peasy

[Marco]

and suitably sleezy

[Puffin]

more sauce sir

[Marco]

she's juicy enough

[Puffin]

young, legal, tender