Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[tapid]

Boy that hurts.

[struth]

spike up bottom

[Marco]

ram it deep

[struth]

skewer his catflap

[Cmarzot]

hunched over hassock

[struth]

breaking much wind

[Marco]

pungent stench-of drains

[walpurgis]

unfortunately followed through

[Marco]

major skitters alert!!

[walpurgis]

trapped in rubber-gimpsuit

[Marco]

slippery 'effluent' dripping

[walpurgis]

all over Matron's

[struth]

designer navy bloomers

[Cmarzot]

sartorial stink suit

[User211]

Grow up boys

[struth]

Never, never, never

[Marco]

expose your balls

[mad-moon]

inner boy revealed

[struth]

scare the grannies

[Cmarzot]

charm the nannies

[struth]

Frank smells rank

[Marco]

arse not properly-wiped

[Cmarzot]

skid marked underwear

[Marco]

highly aromatic and

[struth]

poor breeking practices

[Marco]

wipe and sniff

[walpurgis]

Nanny rubs-it stiff

[mad-moon]

posses with starch

[Marco]

middle-leg protuberance causes

[walpurgis]

knitting circle unrest

[struth]

all making willy-warmers

[walpurgis]

for Vicar's 'chums'

[Puffin]

spicy sausage supper

[Marco]

firm and meaty

[Ninanina]

like a good...

[User211]

Invisible smoker's cockhttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180613/3c76d1b05d43be8001fd56324ef0f842.jpg

[Marco]

prone to impotence

[User211]

Blasted from existence

[Marco]

by repetitive fanny-farts

[Ninanina]

a human cannonball

[User211]

Balls exploded everywhere

[walpurgis]

with cucumber fetish

[Ninanina]

oh that's me..... :lol:

[User211]

Playin' the boys...

[Marco]

teasing them mercilessly

[User211]

Tart no heart

[Marco]

ruining multiple orgasms

[Ninanina]

cum cum now...

[walpurgis]

said Matron stroking

[Ninanina]

the green cu

[Marco]

a sample's required!

[Ninanina]

got M&S one

[Marco]

wot, cotton knickers?:D

[Ninanina]

no a cu.......


:rfl:

[Ninanina]

just lacy numbers...

[walpurgis]

military grade kingsized

[Ninanina]

just so baggy

[Marco]

no a cu.......


:rfl:

Wot's a cu?:hmm:

[Ninanina]

Wot's a cu?:hmm:

a green cucumber... :doh:

[Marco]

just so baggy

and unflattering, like

[Ninanina]

needs tight fitting..

[Marco]

not thongs, though

[Ninanina]

not thongs, though

are nasty things...

[Marco]

like cheese wire:D

[Cmarzot]

tend to disappear

[Ninanina]

indeed....lacy sexier

[Marco]

and much comfier

[Ninanina]

around nether regions...

[Marco]

favourite colours are

[Ninanina]

favourite colours are

cream peach black

[alphaGT]

Suck, Bang, & Blow

(The name of a bar in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina)

Russell

[Marco]

my kinda place!

[mad-moon]

Blackpool sea front

[Marco]

resplendent in pink

[walpurgis]

tights and tutu

[Marco]

gaily parading around

[Cmarzot]

infront of parents

[walpurgis]

Tesco waving his

[Marco]

somewhat soiled g-string

[mad-moon]

winnit the poo

[Marco]

impregnating the gusset

[walpurgis]

Nurse skilfully guiding

[Puffin]

frank's furter in

[Cmarzot]

the buttered bunn

[Marco]

nice greasy duck-butter

[mad-moon]

smothered on-her pastie

[Cmarzot]

t'snack on later

[struth]

Like doggy chew

[Marco]

strangely flavoursome like

[Cmarzot]

granny's curdled discharge

[Marco]

smooth or-with 'bits'?

[Cmarzot]

grandpa liked smooth

[Marco]

grandma liked HARD

[walpurgis]

rock ang grunge

[struth]

washed it off

[Smoking Joe]

Dripping like a rasher!

[struth]

gone belly up

[Cmarzot]

gramps goes soft

[walpurgis]

cucumber to-the rescue

[Marco]

no lube needed

[Cmarzot]

according to green-giant

[struth]

jolly big chap

[Marco]

amazing helmet girth

[walpurgis]

said Matron, squeezing

[Marco]

his bulbous Jap's-eye

[struth]

Are we awake

[Marco]

'Yes, it's stiff'

[struth]

Holster that weapon

[walpurgis]

save it-for Nanny

[struth]

Take it-to bed

[mad-moon]

plant it deep

[walpurgis]

it may sprout

[Cmarzot]

of the White-House

[mad-moon]

The lunatic's home

[struth]

spouting his bile

[walpurgis]

limp and senile

[struth]

full of shit

[walpurgis]

tainted and cursed

[Marco]

wife threatens divorce

[struth]

cannot blame her

[walpurgis]

downfall and disgrace

[Marco]

back to Russia

[walpurgis]

sinking ship deserted

[Cmarzot]

probably get reelected

[struth]

for russian presidency

[Marco]

or skanky call-girl

[Cmarzot]

who loves pee-pee

[Marco]

enjoys a 'golden-shower'

[Cmarzot]

for daughter Ivanka

[Marco]

always offering extras

[walpurgis]

discount for bulk-orders

[Cmarzot]

and early withdrawal

[Marco]

from proposed sex-change

[struth]

bitch all-you want

[walpurgis]

others stifle sniggers

[struth]

huzzah me shipmates

[Marco]

from cock-to quim

[walpurgis]

there was 'an-incident'

[struth]

ive been banned

[Marco]

for stealing panties

[struth]

off his wife's

[Marco]

locked laundry basket

[mad-moon]

full of dirty-linen

[Marco]

with strange stains

[walpurgis]

matron quarantines area

[Marco]

for stubborn 'snail-trails'

[struth]

without a winkle

[mad-moon]

picker or beetle-crusher

[Barry]

too much hyphenation

[Marco]

along with masturbation

[walpurgis]

and public whipping

[Cmarzot]

standing room only

[User211]

Rizla Man Hague

[Cmarzot]

Burning man festival

[struth]

Hot wax treatment

[prsjnb]

relieves genital tumescence

[Marco]

treats vaginal itching

[Cmarzot]

gerbil applies it

[walpurgis]

to arse rings

[Marco]

arse gravy smells

[walpurgis]

farty with hint

[Marco]

of stagnant shit

[walpurgis]

bottled and sold

[Cmarzot]

at proctology convention

[walpurgis]

to avid experimenters

[Marco]

connoisseurs of cack

[walpurgis]

with own forum

[struth]

envy is-a problem

[walpurgis]

as is paranoia

[Cmarzot]

yes, they're watching

[Marco]

sad bastards, with

[struth]

tear filled glasses

[Marco]

and empty existence

[walpurgis]

matching empty minds

[Marco]

probably empty wallets

[Cmarzot]

credit card declined

[Marco]

at local Farmfoods

[walpurgis]

just awaiting receiver

[Marco]

next up, Matalan

[Cmarzot]

followed by Amazon

[mad-moon]

not forgetting pound-stretcher

[Cmarzot]

post apocalyptic world

[Marco]

where life's losers

[walpurgis]

where life's losers

plot trolling-and stalking

[struth]

stropping and plopping

[walpurgis]

others roll eyes

[Cmarzot]

for fun and

[Marco]

unadulterated OAP misery

[struth]

alas, always cheated

[Marco]

by floppy penis

[walpurgis]

Viagra won't work

[Marco]

with Russian slappers

[walpurgis]

on huge allowances

[Marco]

who demand stiffness

[Cmarzot]

under house arrest

[Marco]

failing to satisfy

[walpurgis]

oh the shame

[mad-moon]

and the impotence

[Marco]

of fat-necked old-men

[walpurgis]

with mental problems

[Cmarzot]

Mensa wanna be

[struth]

Quite fugly ugly

[Cmarzot]

big-hat, no cattle

[struth]

big-mouth, no class

[walpurgis]

reviled and scorned

[User211]

Collosal bestial tendancies

[struth]

Bores and ruts

[walpurgis]

stroppy squandering bint

[struth]

Sweet little cherub

[User211]

Quantum gravity research

https://youtu.be/vJi3_znm7ZE

[Cmarzot]

it's all relative

[walpurgis]

said family mourners

[struth]

daddies little pumkin

[walpurgis]

casts handful-of soil

[struth]

Boil-away your troubles

[walpurgis]

and cauldron bubble

[Marco]

Unzip your pants

[walpurgis]

Matron dons rubber-gloves

[struth]

for some welding

[walpurgis]

she's hot stuff

[struth]

loves her meatballs

[Marco]

and carpark arguments

[Cmarzot]

scars t'prove it.

[Puffin]

keep it clean

[Marco]

said the prude

[Cmarzot]

pooping on glass-table

[walpurgis]

before the many

[Marco]

downtrodden Russian wives

[Puffin]

of Oliver Garch

[walpurgis]

Phwor! Who farted?

[Marco]

that Russian bitch

[struth]

jack the pisher

[walpurgis]

cheap and nasty

[Marco]

clothes she wears

[walpurgis]

for secret boyfriend

[Marco]

who pumps her

[struth]

beach-balls with hand

[Marco]

because her husband

[walpurgis]

only 'performs' yearly

[Ninanina]

then not well......

[Marco]

always a floppy

[Ninanina]

rather than a....

[Marco]

something more useful

[Ninanina]

for the playing

[Marco]

getting it standing

[Ninanina]

up like a

[struth]

shaky old jakey

[Marco]

suffering from erectile-dysfunction

[Ninanina]

a hard-core alci

[Ninanina]

suffering from erectile-dysfunction

in with cialis