Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Ninanina]

you'd like it

[Marco]

teased & denied

[Ninanina]

left with a

[Marco]

twitching frustrated willy

[Ninanina]

can't say clearer :lol:

[Ninanina]

but it's sexy...

[mad-moon]

for my shirt

[Pigmy Pony]

on the catwalk...

[AJSki2fly]

Strut your stuff

[Marco]

expose your muff

[walpurgis]

could be tough

[wino2020]

for fat filly

[Marco]

who likes willy

[wino2020]

to be free

[mad-moon]

of all disease

[wino2020]

caused by spirochetes

[mad-moon]

dose of clap

[Pigmy Pony]

van aerial disease

[Marco]

visible repetitive-wanking rashes

[mad-moon]

they're stubble burns

[Marco]

aye, you're excuse!:D

[User211]

three wanks daily

[Marco]

creaming your cone

[mad-moon]

Monkey's blood sir?

[Marco]

squirt it on

[mad-moon]

suck it off

[twickers]

Drowning in plasma

[Frazeur1]

two ball cure-all

[mad-moon]

pink and brown

[Marco]

oooh...a ring-stinger

[mad-moon]

Newcastle Brown Ale

[Marco]

supped by daftees

[mad-moon]

In North Wales

[Marco]

where sheep feel

[mad-moon]

aware and frightened

[Marco]

of being shagged

[mad-moon]

when it's dark

[Marco]

by welly-wearing yokels

[mad-moon]

Bradley and Trevor

[Marco]

each sporting purple-headed

[mad-moon]

stiff dingle dangles

[Ninanina]

they're hanging loose

[Marco]

needs quickly re-stiffened

[mad-moon]

False teeth out

[Marco]

bite his 'bulb'

[Pigmy Pony]

bayonet or screwin

[mad-moon]

Neither, pork dagger

[walpurgis]

and double bagger

[Marco]

shag that growler!

[walpurgis]

warts and all

[Marco]

ignore the lice

[mad-moon]

eat your chips

[Marco]

and shut da-fuck

[mad-moon]

up ungrateful kid

[Marco]

learn to respect

[Light Dependant Resistor]

the incredible size

[Marco]

of Alan's arse

[mad-moon]

you cheeky lad

[Pigmy Pony]

wayay too wide!

[mad-moon]

I'll post Pictures!

[mad-moon]

In the Raw!

[Light Dependant Resistor]

Sit on it-instead

[mad-moon]

will do Arthur

[Marco]

straddle me, baby

[mad-moon]

reverse cowboy sweety

[struth]

Midday Red indian

[mad-moon]

twelve O'clock High

[Frazeur1]

Think I’ll die

[Light Dependant Resistor]

or buy a

[mad-moon]

new six shooter

[Ninanina]

to dispense with

[Light Dependant Resistor]

or ask why

[mad-moon]

to be or

[Ninanina]

be a bee

[Light Dependant Resistor]

able to fly

[AJSki2fly]

Flap a lot

[struth]

With little jerks

[Ninanina]

short fast ones..

[mad-moon]

Oh I'm arriving

[Ninanina]

there there now

[Light Dependant Resistor]

do the loco-motion

[AJSki2fly]

Loco in Acapulco

[Light Dependant Resistor]

grungy cow spanker

[struth]

lady of shalott

[walpurgis]

knows her onions

[Light Dependant Resistor]

and a carrot

[struth]

called Harriot bean

[Light Dependant Resistor]

by her Aunties

[mad-moon]

clitty called Bessie

[Marco]

flick to squirt

[mad-moon]

What you ordering?

[struth]

chips on chops

[Marco]

then cream pie

[struth]

and belly gravy

[Marco]

with foreskin froth

[struth]

covered jelly pish

[walpurgis]

cock ice dessert

[mad-moon]

cold in Alex

[struth]

Knock her up

[Marco]

knock her out:D

[struth]

Pop her clogs

[Marco]

hide her heels

[struth]

Feel her seals

[Frazeur1]

Spin her wheels

[AJSki2fly]

Burn the rubber

[struth]

Surf her blubber

[Marco]

rip her knickers

[struth]

off your botty

[Marco]

examine the gusset

[struth]

young private staines

[twickers]

Pissed on parade

[Marco]

the crust's unusual

[walpurgis]

nice with brown-sauce

[Marco]

and sardine paste

[Marco]

'Taste of-the sea'

[AJSki2fly]

Beluga Ossetra, Sevruga


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[mad-moon]

Disgusting fish eggs

[Marco]

wash yer fanny!

[mad-moon]

It's a cock

[Marco]

thought-it felt funny

[mad-moon]

Miss funny fanny

[Marco]

fires ping-pong balls

[mad-moon]

into your whisky

[Marco]

adding anchovy flavour

[mad-moon]

an interesting twist

[Light Dependant Resistor]

building to a

[Marco]

huge WET CLIMAX

[AJSki2fly]

Wish full thinking[emoji23]

[mad-moon]

squirting in whisky

[Ninanina]

that'd be messy

[struth]

Splash the sourmash

[Ninanina]

that'd be nice

[struth]

Like John Daniels

[Ninanina]

who's he then?

[Pigmy Pony]

don't know Jack

[Ninanina]

no me either

[Pigmy Pony]

taxi for Bev! :)

[tapid]

Bevvy for Bev

[Ninanina]

get my coat...

[Pigmy Pony]

double JD first

[Ninanina]

not tried JD...

[mad-moon]

one of many

[Ninanina]

bits that are

[mad-moon]

friends of Jim

[Ninanina]

Jim's so sexy

[struth]

Tennesse sippin' whiskey

[wino2020]

on the rocks

[User211]

... ---...

[User211]

Morse code bollocks...

[Ninanina]

dot dot dash..

[Ninanina]

think Justin's p****d

[User211]

You reckon? Maybe...:)

[Ninanina]

It's the German..

[mad-moon]

lager, too strong

[Ninanina]

far from being

[mad-moon]

that Australian xxxx

[Ninanina]

lovely little skippy

[mad-moon]

The Kangaroo,s bush

[Ninanina]

way to go

[mad-moon]

Aye Duffy Moon

[Ninanina]

not so hairy

[mad-moon]

like scary Mary

[Marco]

and her canary

[Ninanina]

who likes smoothy

[mad-moon]

chocolate milk shakes

[Ninanina]

soya for me

[Marco]

a baldy beaver

[Ninanina]

it's the best

[mad-moon]

with soya bean

[Ninanina]

that's what it's

[mad-moon]

over to Marco

[Marco]

prefer flicking beans

[Ninanina]

what about big'uns

[Marco]

wot big beans?:eyebrows:

[Ninanina]

absolutely big beans ... :lol:

[mad-moon]

soft like butter

[struth]

look they mutter

[Marco]

to a nutter

[struth]

chewing sweet caramel

[walpurgis]

flavoured sex toys

[Marco]

big frozen cucumbers

[mad-moon]

They are marrows

[struth]

dem be melons

[mad-moon]

He say yes

[struth]

the-man from Delonghi

[Marco]

had a De-shorty

[willbewill]

Prolate spheroid balls

[Marco]

reeking of cheese

[struth]

Double Redundancies Twice

[mad-moon]

nothing wrong de-feet

[struth]

Smell me toes

[mad-moon]

you cheeky monkey

[walpurgis]

by appointment to

[mad-moon]

Elizabeth the German

[Ninanina]

freak of nature..

[struth]

Crusty the clown

[Alex_UK]

frilly dressing gown

[Ninanina]

lacy short nightie

[struth]

Loose shit catchers

[Marco]

stretched granny panties

[mad-moon]

granny is tranny

[Ninanina]

oh bless her

[mad-moon]

or perhaps him

[Ninanina]

ooops my mistake

[AJSki2fly]

Swing both ways

[Ninanina]

maybe that's fun

[Frazeur1]

Twice the opportunities

[Ninanina]

it is nice

[Frazeur1]

It sure is

[Ninanina]

just love it

[Alex_UK]

when in Rome

[mad-moon]

see the pope

[Frazeur1]

Or at home

[mad-moon]

see the priest

[Ninanina]

they're so very

[mad-moon]

into strange activities

[Ninanina]

not so good

[mad-moon]

always playing tiddlywinks

[Ninanina]

call it that...

[Light Dependant Resistor]

on-line priests instead

[struth]

slap that fish

[mad-moon]

on his bottom

[Marco]

caked with shit

[AJSki2fly]

Stood by muck-spreader

[mad-moon]

Over Lloyds Bank

[struth]

baby poo pants

[Marco]

wearing adult nappy

[struth]

wearing baby's nappy

[Marco]

as back-up for

[mad-moon]

hard rear entry

[Light Dependant Resistor]

allowing for a

[struth]

Backup warm oiling

[Light Dependant Resistor]

followed by a

[Marco]

massive gas release

[struth]

making for tears

[Light Dependant Resistor]

93 floors to-go

[mad-moon]

to the basement

[Marco]

where big Bertha

[mad-moon]

opened legged is

[Light Dependant Resistor]

polishing her bean

[mad-moon]

for Jack's stalk

[struth]

to flick beans

[Light Dependant Resistor]

meanwhile inside-the lift

[mad-moon]

the cables snap

[Light Dependant Resistor]

causing everyone to-fart

[walpurgis]

a merry tune

[mad-moon]

travelling to hell

[Ninanina]

and then back

[mad-moon]

Hell Freezes Over

[Ninanina]

what about warmth