Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Vince]

Phones the bizzies

[struth]

Mobsters for lizzie's

[Vince]

Gangsters and thieves

[walpurgis]

politicians and clergy

[mad-moon]

perverts and molesters

[struth]

Road to perdition

[walpurgis]

the Phantom Flasher

[Marco]

scaring genderfluid giraffes

[struth]

lion in knickers

[Marco]

sucking a Snickers

[mad-moon]

Lion Bar lickers

[struth]

always preferred sniggers

[Vince]

Going for bounty

[Marco]

under her skirt

[mad-moon]

smells like coconuts

[Vince]

Hard-hit to crack

[AJSki2fly]

A big nut

[Made in 1968]

With big nuts

[Marco]

hairy and full

[Vince]

Aching to empty

[Vince]

Having hand relief

[Marco]

squirting your cream

[Made in 1968]

Down her Cleavage

[Marco]

her ample bosom

[Made in 1968]

a real handfull

[Marco]

soft and womanly

[mad-moon]

The Nannie's hangers

[struth]

Milky and pure

[mad-moon]

The Bar Kid

[Vince]

The pub landlord

[struth]

The Black Art

[walpurgis]

funny looking paintings

[Vince]

All of VanGogh

[Made in 1968]

With one tab

[Ninanina]

of good stuff

[walpurgis]

Wow, cosmic man

[Marco]

playing strip poker

[mad-moon]

on the hearth

[Made in 1968]

Red hot poker

[AJSki2fly]

Kniphofias grow easily

[Marco]

atop moist nipples

[Made in 1968]

Cracked & sore

[Vince]

Green and scabby

[Marco]

weeping and wet

[Made in 1968]

lap it up

[struth]

The monkey lisa

[mad-moon]

work of art

[Vince]

Homer and Bart

[struth]

Needed a fart

[Vince]

Let off steam

[struth]

Let out toot

[Marco]

a small pop

[Vince]

Little glass lemonade

[Marco]

gaseous but odourless

[AJSki2fly]

Silent but deadly

[Made in 1968]

Quiet but smelly

[Frazeur1]

Oozing like jelly

[mad-moon]

doon ya belly

[Made in 1968]

nowt on telly

[Marco]

pull your swelly

[Vince]

Try other side

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[AJSki2fly]

Walk on wild-side

[struth]

in casualty dept

[Marco]

amongst horny nurses

[Made in 1968]

in black stockings

[Marco]

offering bed baths

[Made in 1968]

and cock polishing

[Marco]

to horny young

[Made in 1968]

Studs like moi

[Marco]

with unfeasibly bulbous

[struth]

protruberances in all

[Vince]

Bits n' bobs

[struth]

Dribs and drabs

[Vince]

Jetsome and flotsome

[Marco]

jettisoning a floater

[Vince]

Floating a jettison

[Marco]

floating an air-biscuit

[Vince]

Let it rip

[struth]

Drop a dainty

[Marco]

malodorous arse chuff

[walpurgis]

Auntie passed out

[Marco]

inhaling the stench

[struth]

Vicar said gravy

[AJSki2fly]

More tea vicar

[walpurgis]

said Matron tweaking

[mad-moon]

makes her fart

[Audio Al]

Still realy sick

[struth]

Plump tart anyone

[Vince]

Belly touching toes

[Marco]

along with saddlebags

[Vince]

Swing-low sweet chariot

[struth]

Chuffed to bits

[Marco]

he managed to

[mad-moon]

Play flesh clackers

[Vince]

She's feckin' crackers

[Marco]

exposes every 'hole'

[mad-moon]

On the course

[AJSki2fly]

Going off piste

[Vince]

Its all downhill

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[Marco]

after you're 95

[mad-moon]

On score board

[AJSki2fly]

One hundred eighty

[mad-moon]

Nine dart finish

[Marco]

centre of minge

[struth]

big smelly crack

[walpurgis]

needs industrial-grade filler

[struth]

and plenty heat

[mad-moon]

best of three

[Vince]

Heads or tails

[struth]

bum or lum

[Marco]

just fire-it in

[Vince]

Gently does it

[struth]

No quick drawers

[mad-moon]

The slow west

[AJSki2fly]

High Plains Drifter

[mad-moon]

Painted town red

[struth]

roll in filth

[mad-moon]

whilst being whipped

[struth]

by big john

[Marco]

sporting a stiffy

[Made in 1968]

ready to explode

[Marco]

quick, catch it

[Made in 1968]

open up wide

[Vince]

There she blows

[Made in 1968]

one full load

[Marco]

splattered down chin

[Made in 1968]

a terrible shot

[Marco]

balls too full

[struth]

Leaking malt liqueur

[AJSki2fly]

Dripping smelly liquid

[Ninanina]

Lovehoney unlimited member....

[prestonchipfryer]

Standing proudly upright

[Marco]

nice hairdo, Bev!:lol:

[Ninanina]

nice hairdo, Bev!:lol:

Someone must have 'hacked' my account... I didn't post that... now that's worrying....

[Ninanina]

I'm going to re-do my password etc....

[Ninanina]

Sorry that's not 3 words... very worrying though...

[Marco]

I shall investigate

[Ninanina]

thanks Marco

[Ninanina]

feel 'got at'

[Marco]

not 'pleasurably' either

[struth]

Splash my ass

[Ninanina]

not 'pleasurably' either

no absolutely not...

[Marco]

with some paraffin

[Ninanina]

don't need it :stalks:

[mad-moon]

Some Askew Prat

[struth]

at the dump

[Vince]

Run by dickheads

[mad-moon]

The Council Vince

[struth]

Purveyors of good

[mad-moon]

for nowt waste

[Marco]

savour a shit

[struth]

but don't sit

[mad-moon]

on his face

[struth]

sit on snake

[Marco]

sook ma bobby

[struth]

eat my meat

[Vince]

And the veg

[Marco]

drain the juice

[mad-moon]

from soiled underpants

[Marco]

and stew it

[struth]

Good gravy baby

[Marco]

aye, ARSE GRAVY:D

[struth]

In the navy

[mad-moon]

little boy blue

[Marco]

got blue balls

[AJSki2fly]

Statue in Exeter

[mad-moon]

The Blue Coats

[struth]

Boys in pink

[Marco]

Benders in brown

[mad-moon]

for your socks

[Marco]

de-ponging the cheese

[struth]

using mandolin cutter

[Vince]

Making dairylea triangles

[Made in 1968]

& Shit bombs

[Marco]

love fanny farts

[mad-moon]

Love Fanny's farts

[Made in 1968]

Smelly bottom burps

[Marco]

reek of drains

[Made in 1968]

like a vampire

[mad-moon]

Bleeds every month

[Vince]

Only women bleed!

[Marco]

painters are in

[struth]

Catalogue of boozy

[Vince]

Drunk and disorderly

[Made in 1968]

Good old days

[Marco]

sleeping in gutter

[mad-moon]

all spent up

[Marco]

sporting a stiffy

[Made in 1968]

with lipstick ring

[struth]

And hairy ring

[Marco]

slip it in

[Made in 1968]

hammer it home

[mad-moon]

till they listen

[Vince]

Falling on deaf-ears

[prestonchipfryer]

Holiday in Algiers

[Marco]

in gay village

[struth]

Says Mr floppy

[Marco]

soon to be

[prestonchipfryer]

standing boldly upright

[Marco]

primed-to inflict damage

[struth]

But failing dismally

[Marco]

due to drooping

[struth]

Saturday night flacid

[Marco]

fatal 'entry' failure

[Vince]

Use back door

[Marco]

bend her over

[struth]

Roger her wilco

[mad-moon]

over and in

[Marco]

ball deep, then

[struth]

Roger her rabbit

[Marco]

until she screams

[mad-moon]

You mean creams

[Vince]

Moan and groan

[struth]

don't tell maa

[Marco]

hide the stains

[AJSki2fly]

Time for Vanish

[struth]

pulls your trigger

[AJSki2fly]

Quick draw McGraw

[Vince]

Drops pants McGants

[Marco]

big jobby-stained scants

[mad-moon]

front and back

[Vince]

Back and forth

[mad-moon]

Fifth and sixth

[Marco]

time you've pumped

[mad-moon]

comfort not speed

[Vince]

Pleasure not pain

[Marco]

in garden sheds

[struth]

Gardeners tend bushes

[User211]

Kong Weg It

[User211]

Zen Dig It

[User211]

King Schlong It

[User211]

Don Deg It

[User211]

Dan Do It

[User211]

Fred Schleg It

[Marco]

moisturise my flange

[User211]

Christina Push It

[Marco]

Sabrina, sook it

[Marco]

Gabby, gobble it

[Marco]

Sarah, squirt it

[Made in 1968]

Bobby Knob it

[User211]

Zig Dog Her

[User211]

Init Init Init

[Marco]

boil a monkey

[mad-moon]

Feed a prince

[struth]

Crush the beatles

[Vince]

Long live Elvis

[struth]

Swingin'wi-the monkees

[AJSki2fly]

Train to Clarksville

[struth]

With rye smile

[Marco]

Garden-shed owners are