Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[struth]

from old Tom

[walpurgis]

who's peeping from

[09mike69]

fuck me sideways!!!

[Ninanina]

ouchy very ouchy..

[struth]

language Timothy, Language

[Marco]

lubricate my ring

[struth]

piece of caked

[Marco]

crud, lodged between

[Ninanina]

your little toes

[Marco]

laddering your stockings

[Ninanina]

with nice suspenders

[walpurgis]

and a basque

[Ninanina]

it's so tight

[walpurgis]

so's the basque

[Ninanina]

you cheeky monkey :eyebrows:

[southall-1998]

Oh shu'up babe!

S.

[walpurgis]

you cheeky monkey :eyebrows:

I do have ape like characteristics. :D

[Marco]

huge 'middle leg'

[walpurgis]

dragging through snow

[struth]

Like snow chains

[walpurgis]

get a grip

[Marco]

ya cow, and

[walpurgis]

do the dishes

[Marco]

before I roger

[struth]

that old codger

[Marco]

exposing his wrinkly

[Light Dependant Resistor]

yet very stiff

[Marco]

and highly potent

[struth]

Auld bottom end

[Marco]

smelling of cabbage

[walpurgis]

and adult nappies

[struth]

Made from candyfloss

[Marco]

scratch and sniff

[walpurgis]

catch the whiff

[struth]

in Bishop's bathtub

[walpurgis]

chewing a whopper

[southall-1998]

Inside my bedroom.

S.

[macvisual]

nightshifts really suck

[Marco]

'blowing' the security-guard

[Light Dependant Resistor]

whistle harder and

[southall-1998]

Rub my feet.

S.

[struth]

Kiss my grits

[southall-1998]

Not again fatty!

S.

[struth]

Shut it slim ;)

[Marco]

if you're blind

[struth]

Go to America

[walpurgis]

trumpeting a tune

[Marco]

in your pantz

[struth]

Yankee Doodle Dandy

[southall-1998]

Oh grow up!

S.

[struth]

A bell tolls

[walpurgis]

for whom the

[struth]

Cord is yanked

[walpurgis]

leaving stars and

[struth]

Big swollen lumps

[walpurgis]

usually called tits

[Marco]

stiffened nipples pointing

[walpurgis]

up each nostril

[southall-1998]

Shut up Geoff!

S.

[struth]

was hare soup

[southall-1998]

My penis soft.

S.

[walpurgis]

some random ramblings

[Marco]

designed to stimulate

[struth]

Others mental dandruff

[Ninanina]

flaky so flaky

[Marco]

like grated cucumbers

[Ninanina]

just like them :eek:

[struth]

pithy outer limits

[walpurgis]

piss drenched wellies

[Marco]

causing soaked feet

[struth]

and droopy chaps

[Ninanina]

so so painful

[Marco]

almost like squeezing

[struth]

big swollen lemons

[Ninanina]

just cut myself.... :doh:

[struth]

slice of fillet

[Marco]

nasty, pointy cucumbers

[struth]

Girls best friend

[Marco]

with batteries provided

[struth]

causing pleasure ripples

[southall-1998]

Will you please!

S.

[Marco]

stop teasing me

[struth]

With hat feathers

[Ninanina]

or shapely cu's :D

[Marco]

with moist 'tips'

[struth]

and green skin

[walpurgis]

almost banana shaped

[struth]

covered in moss

[walpurgis]

maybe Kate Moss?

[southall-1998]

Goodnight my darlings!


:ner:

S.

[walpurgis]

applying boil ointment

[Marco]

on exposed protuberances

[struth]

Wishing it was gone

[Marco]

relieving the stiffness

[walpurgis]

with rubbing alcohol

[struth]

high as kite

[Marco]

swelling going down

[walpurgis]

the plughole with

[struth]

joke of-a team

[Marco]

sack the board

[southall-1998]

Just for tonight.

S.

[struth]

road to capitulation

[Marco]

leading to Betty's

[struth]

Lopping of nappers

[Marco]

she loves blood

[struth]

Chugging from neckhole

[walpurgis]

madame la guillotine

[Marco]

prepare ze blade

[struth]

Slice-n-dice grand gros

[Marco]

open her veins

[struth]

Empty his hopper

[walpurgis]

chopped with chopper

[Marco]

sandpapering his Japs-eye

[walpurgis]

and applying anglegrinder

[struth]

To sniffers nose

[Marco]

covered in fish-oil

[struth]

'eel like that

[walpurgis]

long 'n slippery

[Marco]

like soapy wanks

[struth]

submarine time baby

[walpurgis]

blowin' some bubbles

[struth]

West Ham United

[walpurgis]

reportedly all arrested

[struth]

and flushed into

[walpurgis]

the north sea

[struth]

Near Dogger Bank

[Marco]

where perverts wank

[walpurgis]

over flash mustangs

[struth]

But pantry stank

[Marco]

like rancid anchovies

[struth]

Baking over warm

[Ninanina]

oven and a

[struth]

spit and polish

[Ninanina]

make it shine

[walpurgis]

glass of wine

[struth]

like blisteringly red

[Ninanina]

or green cu's :eyebrows:

[struth]

cooked to perfection

[Ninanina]

or just raw...

[struth]

and well polished

[Ninanina]

buff it up

[Marco]

that big 'bulb'

[struth]

hanging down from

[Marco]

unzipped tight jeans

[struth]

big swinging cleavage

[walpurgis]

battering his face

[struth]

Breaking front teeth


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[Marco]

with its girth

[struth]

Choking chicken lips

[Marco]

with its aroma

[Ninanina]

of nasty stuff

[struth]

floating in bath

[Ninanina]

all on top

[struth]

Around the chain

[Ninanina]

of the daisies

[Marco]

on her knickers

[Ninanina]

around the openings

[Marco]

for sticking a

[Ninanina]

cucumber in there

[Marco]

and enjoying its

[Ninanina]

lovely nice greenness

[Marco]

and its stiff

[Ninanina]

to be like

[walpurgis]

The Eiffel Tower

[Marco]

He's a big-boy

[struth]

Goodbye Mr MacKenzie.

[Anthony K]

Kiss my neck

[walpurgis]

kiss my arse

[Marco]

Sook ma boz!

[struth]

Fat bottomed gal

[Marco]

wears big knickers

[walpurgis]

over her head

[Marco]

sweaty gusset side-up

[struth]

Streaking the hairline

[walpurgis]

filth sodden guttersnipe

[struth]

I'm-a good guy.

[Ninanina]

I'm-a bad girly..

[struth]

Lost private participles

[Ninanina]

found public speaking

[walpurgis]

found publicly flashing

[struth]

bubbling from rear

[Ninanina]

of the bits

[Marco]

inside oversized underwear

[Ninanina]

baggy very baggy

[Marco]

but very comfy

[Ninanina]

but not sexy

[Marco]

what's more important? :eyebrows:

[walpurgis]

a back flap

[Marco]

and some reins

[Ninanina]

for the pulling

[struth]

of old horse-faced

[walpurgis]

ugly grotesque monstrosity

[struth]

called tricky dickie

[walpurgis]

waving his thicky

[struth]

at passing dames

[Marco]

who sooked it

[walpurgis]

dry and spat

[struth]

Out a head

[Marco]

'cheesy foam', dripping

[ianlenco]

Root, Root, Root

[southall-1998]

Lets make love!

S.

[Marco]

in your bed

[struth]

lent on lent

[Marco]

visit my tent

[struth]

hammer my pole

[walpurgis]

ripple a nipple

[struth]

Sneeze some grease


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[Marco]

sluice some juice

[struth]

Stroke some puss

[southall-1998]

Shut your mouth!

S.

[Marco]

and cook my-dinner!

[brian2957]

Last ditch attempt

[Marco]

perfecting that soufflé

[struth]

full-of hot air

[Marco]

like my arse!

[struth]

Dont we know

[Marco]

can you shniff-it?

[struth]

Cut-it with knife

[Marco]

savour the flavour

[struth]

roll in it

[Marco]

embrace the jobby

[walpurgis]

it's a hobby

[struth]

shitting in-the lobby

[walpurgis]

at Buckingham Palace

[struth]

in a valise

[walpurgis]

the headless remains

[struth]

of long john

[Marco]

big-balled bastard

[walpurgis]

the fatherless footballer

[struth]

Queen of tarts

[walpurgis]

pierced with darts

[struth]

Bursting those farts

[Marco]

smelling like drains

[struth]

Watering those eyes

[Marco]

tantalising those nostrils

[struth]

Destroying them braincells

[walpurgis]

senility setting in

[struth]

Straight jacket required

[Marco]

to conceal protruding

[struth]

massive mr muscle

[walpurgis]

wearing a truss

[struth]

below her bust

[walpurgis]

a suspicious crust

[struth]

halted his thrust

[walpurgis]

questions need answering

[struth]

failure to listen

[walpurgis]

leads to disaster

[Marco]

milk-squirt sadly aborted

[struth]

Coupon sadly burst

[Marco]

with stiffness deflated