Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[walpurgis]

and savage whipping

[struth]

with a whisk

[Marco]

on bare botty

[struth]

but stray bum-hairs

[walpurgis]

parted neatly with

[struth]

brush and comb

[walpurgis]

smartly turned out

[struth]

pretty centre parting

[Marco]

obscured by weeping

[struth]

causing cheek streaks

[walpurgis]

and back strain

[Marco]

plus sack pain

[walpurgis]

and cack stain

[Ninanina]

on the carpet..

[struth]

nice woolly stains

[Marco]

on your tights

[walpurgis]

under the boiler-suit

[struth]

close to the inner

[walpurgis]

longjohn fly buttons

[struth]

beside the pishstains

[Marco]

absorbed by a

[struth]

deep gusset layer

[walpurgis]

on the inside

[struth]

a silky g-string

[walpurgis]

will suit you

[struth]

an old catapult

[walpurgis]

has a twang

[struth]

causing a cry

[Ninanina]

out in pain..

[struth]

of, "My Bollocks" :lol:

[Ninanina]

poor ol things

[struth]

Did no Harm :(

[Ninanina]

they're certainly tough

[struth]

comes with age :lol::lol:

[Oddball]

grizzled gunged hairy

[struth]

and lacking manners

[Oddball]

whilst surprisingly perky

[struth]

some say cheeky

[walpurgis]

bum cheeks squeeking

[struth]

alas, also reeking

[walpurgis]

pink bits peeking

[struth]

toward the target

[Oddball]

which was Jordan's

[struth]

pink fish muscle

[Oddball]

like a clam

[struth]

closes on your

[Oddball]

index finger whilst

[struth]

protecting her pearl

[Oddball]

necklace given to

[struth]

ward off Satan

[Marco]

'Pearl necklace', eh? :eyebrows:

[Oddball]

said Captain Haddock

[walpurgis]

to Fanny Craddock

[struth]

may your doughnuts

[Oddball]

have holes like

[struth]

Fanny's one does

[Oddball]

all crusty and

[struth]

sugar coated edges

[Oddball]

unlike Nigella's chocolate

[Audio Al]

It's now raining :(

[Oddball]

said Delia mounting

[struth]

the biggest steed

[Oddball]

Norwich City had

[struth]

but ceded defeat



Chaow

[Marco]

but the Baggies

[Oddball]

under her eyes

[Marco]

and the saddle-bags

[The Black Adder]

swing and slap

[Marco]

with the draught

[The Black Adder]

from swinging jugs

[Marco]

nipples like icepoles

[The Black Adder]

and lorry wheel-nuts

[Marco]

stiff, rigid and

[The Black Adder]

very moist inside

[Marco]

needs good licking

[Oddball]

ticking , fettling untill

[Marco]

the man's milk

[The Black Adder]

turns proper Gold-Top

[Marco]

full-cream with bits

[Ninanina]

like a Muller

[Oddball]

corner with gigantic

[walpurgis]

holes in the

[Ninanina]

cherry fruit bits..

[walpurgis]

falling from the

[Ninanina]

sky into yogurt

[walpurgis]

filled swimming pool

[Ninanina]

that's very sticky...

[walpurgis]

but equally licky

[Ninanina]

that's so sexy..

[walpurgis]

but somewhat messy

[Ninanina]

It always is...

[Oddball]

a sexy whizz

[Marco]

with chocolate-covered tits

[Oddball]

topped with cherries

[Marco]

that need biting

[Oddball]

which causes pressure

[Ninanina]

in the parts...

[struth]

Only Heineken Lager

[Ninanina]

has to reach

[struth]

without getting slapped :eyebrows:

[walpurgis]

hard across the

[Ninanina]

funny little bits

[struth]

that stick out

[Ninanina]

from your body

[struth]

and get caught

[Ninanina]

in the railings

[struth]

rusting-up the doodahs

[Ninanina]

that's good description

[struth]

of sticky-outy thingymajigs

[Marco]

a wee winky

[Ninanina]

maybe not wee

[struth]

has sharp point

[The Black Adder]

tickled your pinky

[Ninanina]

that sounds nice

[Marco]

causing shivers down

[struth]

front of panties

[The Black Adder]

before it touches

[struth]

the big banjo

[Marco]

her moist lips

[Ninanina]

full of lipstick

[struth]

Rubbing them against

[Marco]

his Jap's eye

[struth]

and jelly babies

[walpurgis]

being strategically inserted

[struth]

by Phil McCrackin

[Ninanina]

that's so bad

[struth]

was his first

[Ninanina]

and his last

[struth]

success in life

[Ninanina]

bless old Phil

[walpurgis]

wanted a thrill

[struth]

thought he was brill

[Ninanina]

but he wasn't

[Marco]

particularly well hung

[walpurgis]

from a beam

[Ninanina]

by his bits

[struth]

swinging in-the rain

[Ninanina]

nice and free

[struth]

in free air

[Marco]

like loose knickers

[Ninanina]

flapping all around

[struth]

on a hooker

[walpurgis]

handled by vicars

[struth]

3 answers all at once and all different lol


after their vespers

[walpurgis]

lol


after their vespers

Riding a scooter

[Ninanina]

or a motorbike...

[walpurgis]

or a trike

[struth]

vest and robe

[Ninanina]

showing it all

[struth]

including his girdle

[Marco]

and fishnet stockings

[walpurgis]

under monk's habit

[struth]

to be discrete

[Ninanina]

with some suspenders

[Marco]

adjusting the clips

[Ninanina]

makes them fit

[struth]

around the lumps

[walpurgis]

of rather chewably

[struth]

cheap nutty slack

[walpurgis]

In 50KG pack

[Ninanina]

of very naughtiness

[struth]

he's so moneysupermarket

[Oddball]

that elephant rider

[Ninanina]

a big chap

[struth]

and big saddlebags

[Marco]

housing heavy balls

[struth]

of polished metal

[Marco]

within potato sacks

[struth]

well soiled, moist...

[walpurgis]

and heaving with

[The Black Adder]

lashings of creamy

[Oddball]

Jamie's cake mixture

[Yomanze]

Pukka, nice one.

[Marco]

looks suitably stiff

[Yomanze]

Beat those whites

[struth]

making it rise

[The Black Adder]

until it explodes

[struth]

into pink stars

[Marco]

summon the cream-boy

[struth]

ramming his cone

[Puffin]

down his bone

[struth]

covering his hand

[Puffin]

coughing without lungs

[struth]

Sneezing without nose

[walpurgis]

step-up the rungs

[Marco]

barfing up a

[struth]

Chinese takeaway delivery

[Ninanina]

good ol chink..

[struth]

of light shining

[Ninanina]

through a crack

[struth]

in the wall

[Ninanina]

of death no-less

[Marco]

Suddenly, Batman and

[struth]

split his pants

[walpurgis]

and hunted Elephants

[Oddball]

joker stylie farting

[walpurgis]

itchy piles smarting

[Marco]

causing severe leakage

[walpurgis]

and embarassing squeekage

[struth]

across the crevice

[walpurgis]

of Ben Nevis

[struth]

lump o' lumps

[Ninanina]

to deal with

[Oddball]

and gas emissions

[Marco]

from pert bottoms

[Ninanina]

or flabby versions

[struth]

neat petite woofer

[Marco]

sounding distinctly farty

[struth]

due to torn

[Oddball]

flaps abused by

[struth]

sharp pebble dash

[Oddball]

said Miss Whiplash

[Marco]

to Mr Slapdash

[struth]

stronger bog roll

[Marco]

will be required

[Oddball]

industrial strength bottie

[struth]

requires steel wool

[walpurgis]

and angle grinder

[Marco]

to shift the

[struth]

huge skid lines

[walpurgis]

and crusty chunks

[Marco]

emitting a pong

[struth]

worsening with heat

[Marco]

marinating and intensifying

[struth]

like squelchy feet

[Oddball]

in septic tank

[struth]

varnishes the nails

[Oddball]

all black and

[struth]

with marbled veins

[Oddball]

pulsing like firemans

[walpurgis]

large industrial strength

[struth]

chopper with teeth

[walpurgis]

that tears holes

[struth]

in pantie-hose crotches

[Marco]

with reinforced gusset

[walpurgis]

a brownish russet

[struth]

tasted like nougat

[walpurgis]

with a pinch

[struth]

of chocolate ice-cream

[walpurgis]

and banana split

[struth]

against the barrier

[Ninanina]

Of sound waves

[struth]

emanating from woofer

[Marco]

Fido, who was

[struth]

licking his bits

[Oddball]

especially his tweeter

[Marco]

which was horny

[struth]

sharp and pointy

[Marco]

with purple bulb

[The Black Adder]

on my boob