Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Marco]

vitamin-enriched man cream

[mad-moon]

sounds like brylcreem

[struth]

plastered on hair

[AJSki2fly]

comb over time

[walpurgis]

dodgy syrup time

[struth]

fig, or wig

[Ninanina]

many small seeds..

[struth]

Giant corn grows

[mad-moon]

on big toe

[Ninanina]

that sounds ouchy....

[struth]

But tastes great

[Ninanina]

with salted butter

[struth]

And green beans

[mad-moon]

and fishermans fingers

[struth]

Battered and chipped

[mad-moon]

and double fried

[struth]

In iced cream

[Ninanina]

what about gent's-relish??.....

[struth]

Sweet cucumber juice

[Ninanina]

Sweet cucumber juice

don't go there .... :rfl:

[struth]

It must go-there

[Ninanina]

it doesn't fit...

[struth]

Use your file

[Ninanina]

to scrape it

[struth]

And plant it

[Ninanina]

toys way-to go

[struth]

Toys r us

[Ninanina]

rabbits are it.... :eek:

[struth]

Breed like it

[Ninanina]

vibrator's on sale....

[struth]

Reduce the breeding

[Ninanina]

it does that...

[struth]

Not for cucumbers

[Ninanina]

have better things....

[AJSki2fly]

Pimms number 7

[Ninanina]

no.... some 'implements'...

[mad-moon]

don't rabbit on

[Marco]

remove the nicks

[Ninanina]

for a bare...

[mad-moon]

arsed Dot Cotton

[struth]

in plastic pants

[Marco]

with adult nappy

[struth]

filling slowly with

[Marco]

lovely warm wee

[struth]

trickles of syrup

[mad-moon]

golden and thick

[struth]

A penny lick

[mad-moon]

lose ya dick

[struth]

language please timothy

[Marco]

wash-hands after wanking

[mad-moon]

a cunning stunt

[struth]

hairy but cold

[AJSki2fly]

Meh-Teh on mountain

[struth]

is he abominable

[AJSki2fly]

Tengboche gompa paintings

[struth]

Lizzy go plop-plop

[walpurgis]

shoving cock up

[mad-moon]

in the bin

[struth]

Using poop scoop

[mad-moon]

and doggy bag

[struth]

Clearing others crap

[mad-moon]

like dog shite

[struth]

insect channel no5

[mad-moon]

that stinks too

[struth]

as do giraffes

[Marco]

They're 'well hung'

[mad-moon]

with high bollocks

[struth]

Swinging low and

[mad-moon]

scraping the sky

[Marco]

with your stiffy

[walpurgis]

pocked and whiffy

[mad-moon]

spotted smelly dick

[struth]

Yup heza prick

[walpurgis]

clapped out loser

[struth]

He has clap

[mad-moon]

Oh him again...

[Marco]

with his farts

[struth]

with lips apart

[Light Dependant Resistor]

resisting a follow-through

[Marco]

unfortunately it leaked

[mad-moon]

into his valley

[Marco]

South Birmingham losers

[struth]

up ermine street

[Marco]

where frigid wives

[struth]

walk their puppys

[Marco]

and sad inadequates

[struth]

watch them bounce

[Marco]

A deeply-unhappy existence

[Marco]

devoid of fulfilment

[Light Dependant Resistor]

expressed by farting

[mad-moon]

bottled for later

[struth]

Drunk with power

[Light Dependant Resistor]

release in confined

[Light Dependant Resistor]

gymnasiums harbouring resentments

[mad-moon]

blue gymslip blues

[struth]

the thames delta

[mad-moon]

On the radio

[struth]

beach sand broadcaster

[mad-moon]

very long rod

[struth]

very short line

[mad-moon]

_

[Marco]

soft and floppy

[AJSki2fly]

easter bunny rabbit

[struth]

crushed love eggs

[mad-moon]

no mate, Laryngitis

[struth]

Ah, firing blanks

[mad-moon]

yes mate, snipped

[Marco]

I'd jump ya;)

[struth]

You, d jump yirsel

[Marco]

I'd do you:eyebrows:

[mad-moon]

you bad boy

[struth]

Justa little one

[Marco]

poking out from

[struth]

the parked position

[Marco]

standing to attention

[struth]

swaying in-the breeze

[Marco]

cheesy balls, wafting

[struth]

aimlessly in space

[Marco]

spreading their pong

[walpurgis]

to furthest outposts

[struth]

causing much weeping

[walpurgis]

so much suspense

[struth]

so much ooze

[mad-moon]

From the booze

[Marco]

affecting penile rigidity

[struth]

Little Mr floppy

[Marco]

unfit for purpose

[Ninanina]

purchase an implement..

[Marco]

and attach it

[struth]

Big green machine

[Ninanina]

it's a rabbit

[struth]

Faced gherkin lover

[Ninanina]

Tease the bits

[Marco]

until they throb

[struth]

Costing five bob

[Marco]

for a soapy

[Ninanina]

bit of play...

[mad-moon]

your cards right

[AJSki2fly]

Ace up sleeve

[struth]

security saw that

[AJSki2fly]

Not left sleeve

[mad-moon]

Or right wing

[struth]

outside middle wicket

[AJSki2fly]

Between bottom cheekies

[mad-moon]

Big Brown Hole

[AJSki2fly]

Orifice obsession kills

[struth]

Take my body

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[AJSki2fly]

Bend over then[emoji2957]

[Marco]

RAM it in

[struth]

Send in ferret

[mad-moon]

and the clowns

[AJSki2fly]

Tears of clown

[mad-moon]

tears off gown

[struth]

Mow the lawn

[Marco]

trim her bush

[mad-moon]

from your teeth

[struth]

when down leith

[Marco]

with kinky Keith

[struth]

with his bayonet

[Marco]

directed towards Daphne's

[struth]

well formed sheath

[Marco]

guarding her flange

[mad-moon]

covered in blancmange

[walpurgis]

for licking off

[struth]

And coming on

[mad-moon]

please to hurry

[Frazeur1]

Ring of Fire

[Marco]

after that curry

[struth]

burning a hole

[Marco]

in your tights

[struth]

the thick ones

[AJSki2fly]

Thin slinky ones

[Marco]

which rip easily;)

[struth]

cant take huge

[Marco]

hairy balls, which

[mad-moon]

make you blind

[Marco]

when emptied regularly

[prestonchipfryer]

leads to droopiness

[struth]

causes lightness of

[mad-moon]

the sperm flow

[Marco]

diluting active 'swimmers'

[Ninanina]

the breast stroke

[mad-moon]

The front crawl

[Ninanina]

sounds so slow..

[mad-moon]

They are tired

[Ninanina]

all the stroking...

[mad-moon]

against the flow

[Ninanina]

of the skin

[mad-moon]

divers tight shorts

[Ninanina]

or cyclists Lycra

[struth]

Worn over jeans

[mad-moon]

boy on boy

[Ninanina]

or two girls

[mad-moon]

les bein, funny

[Ninanina]

it's so sexy

[mad-moon]

can I watch

[Ninanina]

defo you can... :D

[mad-moon]

you bad girl...

[Ninanina]

just so naughty...

[Marco]

most girls are-bi

[struth]

Wired for fun

[Marco]

it's the female-way

[struth]

And artistic bent

[Marco]

a natural urge

[struth]

The use toilet

[Ninanina]

it's the cucumbers

[mad-moon]

making you fart

[Ninanina]

no just slippy

[Marco]

shared with another-girl

[Ninanina]

two guys maybe...

[struth]

Went to-the match

[Ninanina]

it up with...

[struth]

Other outdoor pastimes

[Ninanina]

Other outdoor pastimes

Can't answer that...

[struth]

Sure you can

[Ninanina]

ok a threesome....

[Frazeur1]

More opportunities to....

[struth]

have sinful fun

[mad-moon]

fertilizing the eggs

[struth]

before making omelettes

[mad-moon]

Especially for seamen

[struth]

Cleaning his foredeck

[mad-moon]

Four Skin Divers

[struth]

Outside the bell-end

[Marco]

crowned with cottage-cheese

[struth]

king of-the Curds

[Pigmy Pony]

smearing with turds

[mad-moon]

Oops wrong hole

[struth]

damned blind mole

[walpurgis]

the unseeing spy

[Pigmy Pony]

yeah nice try...

[struth]

Shit in-the eye

[Marco]

jealous South-Birmingham inadequates

[Ninanina]

it's soo messy..

[mad-moon]

His Aunt Bessy

[Ninanina]

such a whore

[mad-moon]

cheap as chips

[Ninanina]

but not nice

[mad-moon]

especially the lice

[Marco]

pubic, as her

[mad-moon]

pussy was cubic

[Ninanina]

sounds so big

[Marco]

and foul smelling

[mad-moon]

like cats piss

[Ninanina]

should smell sweet

[Marco]

after bean's flicked

[Ninanina]

or just stroked

[Marco]

or gently teased

[Ninanina]

that's good too

[Marco]

so I'm told;)