Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Puffin]

drag it bwoy

[pjdowns]

Puff puff puff :)

[PhilofCas]

the magic dragon

[Marco]

was rather gay

[pjdowns]

From behind, Sir

[Jonboy]

Must be Brighton

[pjdowns]

Could be Manchester

[Marco]

if your arse

[walpurgis]

stands the strain

[Puffin]

bum deals mean

[pjdowns]

Pushing is hard

[Audio Al]

No more fireworks :)

[Puffin]

squibs pushed hard

[Marco]

I need a-jobby

[twickers]

nappy needs changing

[prestonchipfryer]

your turn Mummy

[pjdowns]

It's very smelly

[Marco]

with 'bits' in

[PhilofCas]

carrots and everything

[pjdowns]

Extremely warm too

[Marco]

you wearing one?

[prestonchipfryer]

poo-poo is done

[Jonboy]

wet wipes needed

[Marco]

removing the stubborn

[Puffin]

angst of nepotism

[Marco]

pervading the air

[pjdowns]

Whistling on by

[Marco]

like mustard burps

[Ninanina]

onions be there

[Marco]

carmelised but rancid

[pjdowns]

Smelly and putrid

[Ninanina]

Oh that's nasty....

[Jonboy]

like my wife

[Marco]

on a Wednesday

[prestonchipfryer]

her breasts drooping

[pjdowns]

and sweat dripping

[prestonchipfryer]

from her quim

[pjdowns]

Lick it quick

[audio39]

with nose plugged

[Marco]

into the mains

[pjdowns]

Ouch that'll hurt

[Marco]

like your fist

[pjdowns]

sounds very promising

[audio39]

and extremely painful

[twickers]

bring-out the jelly

[pjdowns]

Show your belly

[prestonchipfryer]

screw Claudette rigid

[pjdowns]

Catch him, plunker

[Marco]

I shmell farrrrrrrrttt

[shuggz]

From my heart

[Marco]

breathe in the

[Roy S]

fetid stench of

[prestonchipfryer]

erupting fanny juices

[Marco]

fancy a kebab?

[Mr. C]

Rancid 'G' string's

[prestonchipfryer]

floating in jelly

[pjdowns]

Wash is required

[Marco]

good gusset scrub

[prestonchipfryer]

with fairy hands

[twickers]

plenty of lather

[pjdowns]

Hub hard dear

[prestonchipfryer]

finish me off

[Marco]

with a hammer

[twickers]

and a chisel

[pjdowns]

swish swash swish

[Marco]

slashing through brains

[prestonchipfryer]

blood copiously spurting

[twickers]

hammer smashed face

[Marco]

skull caved in

[twickers]

broken, shattered fragments

[Marco]

of bone, scattered

[twickers]

in morbid portrayal

[Marco]

of psychotic viciousness

[twickers]

feeding the sickness

[Marco]

and unbridled depravity

[pjdowns]

Shivering and wiggling

[twickers]

malevolence in abstract

[Marco]

confronting your night-terrors

[Ninanina]

Only just tonight.....

[Marco]

I brutally mutilated

[Ninanina]

My poor twanger..

[Jonboy]

to much strumming

[pjdowns]

Play more boys

[Ninanina]

Do that tooo........

[pjdowns]

with mrs porridge

[Marco]

inhale her stench

[pjdowns]

Yuk, she stinks!

[prestonchipfryer]

because she farted

[pjdowns]

From her bottom!

[Marco]

where else, daftee? :D

[pjdowns]

LOL It's simples!

[Marco]

squeeze those pimples

[pjdowns]

squash the goo

[Jonboy]

pop that cherry

[pjdowns]

Bit naught, ay!!

[Marco]

like abandoning this thread: http://theartofsound.net/forum/showthread.php?30620-Upgrading-my-speakers-from-Epos-ES-14/page3

;)

[pjdowns]

Whoops, have rectified :)

[Marco]

well done, daftee!

[pjdowns]

Yep I'm daftee :)

[Marco]

with a wee-willy

[pjdowns]

Hey, you looked ;)

[twickers]

did he touch?

[RobbieGong]

Secret's out now !

[pjdowns]

Really hope not

[prestonchipfryer]

Let's get going

[Marco]

wash your balls

[brian2957]

in boiling water

[Marco]

soaking the crust

[PhilofCas]

before peeling off

[twickers]

exposing the gristle

[prestonchipfryer]

crusty but inviting

[RobbieGong]

Long time without

[Marco]

soap near them

[prestonchipfryer]

causing extreme reaction

[Marco]

releasing-a-smell that

[prestonchipfryer]

induces reeking contamination

[Marco]

of gussets worldwide

[prestonchipfryer]

with appropriate slits

[RobbieGong]

enticing the desperate

[audio39]

to drink vinegar

[PhilofCas]

would not be

[prestonchipfryer]

Claudette's first choice

[audio39]

to munch on

[Marco]

she prefers rugs

[Ninanina]

nice shaggy ones....

[Ninanina]

Or a smoothy!

[audio39]

while licking canoes

[pjdowns]

Lick slurp lick

[Marco]

watch the dandruff

[audio39]

and the odour

[prestonchipfryer]

whiff of quim

[RobbieGong]

calling him in

[pjdowns]

Why the rhym?

[Marco]

"rhym" wossat, then? :scratch:

[pjdowns]

I can't spell :doh:

[Marco]

and you smell

[prestonchipfryer]

like a camel

[Marco]

with rancid balls

[prestonchipfryer]

dangling in sand

[RobbieGong]

tender and sore

[Marco]

weeping with puss

[prestonchipfryer]

spewing green snot

[Marco]

all over Mavis

[pjdowns]

Lick it boys

[Marco]

scoop it up

[Roy S]

Store in tupperware

[Marco]

before marinating in

[audio39]

the warpigs mouth

[Marco]

where frothy slathers

[prestonchipfryer]

form coagulated pools

[Marco]

of putrid effluent

[RobbieGong]

viscous congealing gloop

[prestonchipfryer]

useful for pie-filling

[PhilofCas]

and cleaning drains.

[Marco]

de-crusting quims, and

[Roy S]

frightening the children

[Mr. C]

rimming with intent

[prestonchipfryer]

my todgers bent

[Marco]

just like your

[prestonchipfryer]

aunt Bessies bum

[Marco]

caked with dried-in

[Roy S]

Yorkshire pudding mix

[Marco]

left over from

[Roy S]

Getting thoroughly battered

[Marco]

by the sausage-meister

[Mr. C]

Aptly going-about his-business

[PhilofCas]

forgetting that this

[Yomanze]

Sausage was attached

[Marco]

to his head

[prestonchipfryer]

by bulging veins

[r100]

overly chilled drink

[RobbieGong]

pink phallic protrusion

[Marco]

peeking out underneath

[Yomanze]

Her frilly dress...

[Marco]

viciously torn-off by

[RobbieGong]

a rampant pervert

[r100]

not to mention

[Marco]

a traffic warden

[r100]

subjective observations amongst

[audio39]

photos showing clearly

[Marco]

of your sister

[RobbieGong]

and her mate

[Ninanina]

you lot....... MAD

[Marco]

as a badger

[prestonchipfryer]

eating fat worms

[Marco]

with veins in

[KC Jones]

Game of Bingo?

[Wakefield Turntables]

Reduced Tax rates

[KC Jones]

Pint of beer?

[pjdowns]

Soft drink please

[The Black Adder]

Soft porn please

[Marco]

any 'extras', sir?

[Roy S]

Tickle my Perineum

[prestonchipfryer]

pickle my donger

[pjdowns]

Snort my jumbo

[RobbieGong]

slap and tickle

[The Black Adder]

eat my pickle

[Marco]

said officer Dibble

[The Black Adder]

five knuckle shuffle

[Marco]

easing your 'morning-glory'

[prestonchipfryer]

a fairy story

[The Black Adder]

a white rabbit

[Ninanina]

Is sooooooo cute!!!

[Marco]

braised in wine

http://meatandwildgame.about.com/od/Cooking_Rabbit/r/White-Wine-Rabbit.htm

[Ninanina]

ouch.... poor wabbit.....

[Old George]

Elmer Fudd moment?

[Ninanina]

Just a bit!!

[Puffin]

I eat shit

[prestonchipfryer]

with fanny juices

[Puffin]

nah a smoothie

[Marco]

with pubes in

[Puffin]

my false teeth

[Marco]

wrapped around her

[Puffin]

tortured and vile

[r100]

no, no, no

[prestonchipfryer]

It's too big

[twickers]

for back-door entry

[RobbieGong]

lube is essential

[twickers]

use a shoe-horn

[Yomanze]

Two fingers in

[prestonchipfryer]

the fishy mire

[Marco]

I'm getting kippers

[Yomanze]

With extra butter

[Marco]

sniff my fingers?

[realysm42]

You dirty mingers

[Mr. C]

Delightfully drizzled with

[realysm42]

blue and green

[Marco]

coagulated arse toffee

[Ninanina]

That's sooooo nasty.... !!!

[twickers]

used as Pâté

[Marco]

scooped from ball-sacks

[twickers]

spread-it on thick

[Ninanina]

Like thick one....

[Old George]

Bunch of degenerates....:ner:

[r100]

saw it coming

[twickers]

from a mile-off

[pjdowns]

it flew bye

[The Black Adder]

like a sack

[The Black Adder]

on a rack

[Roy S]

entering your crack

[r100]

without a sound

[Puffin]

shat my pants

[r100]

that was loud

[Marco]

sniff your sack

[prestonchipfryer]

twang her beany

[pjdowns]

Luscious and lite

[r100]

days go by

[Marco]

sitting in wee

[twickers]

bottom needs spanking

[Marco]

'bobby' needs yanking