Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Oddball]

my cables snapped

[struth]

spot weld it

[Oddball]

fixed and ready

[struth]

Pull the pin

[Oddball]

wait for explosion

[struth]

after tossing it

[Ninanina]

into some more

[struth]

foreign legion troops

[Ninanina]

that'll do it..

[struth]

always and-for ever

[Oddball]

said Humphrey Bogard

[struth]

The hot-shot fighter

[Ninanina]

Isn't that Clint... ?

[Oddball]

letter misplaced surely

[struth]

Yes, clit eastwood:eek:

[Oddball]

right turn Clyde

[Ninanina]

now that's naughty..

[struth]

deserves a spanking

[Ninanina]

nice and hard..

[struth]

rosies red cheeks

[Ninanina]

make it bloom..

[struth]

red or pink

[Ninanina]

pinks for wimps :eek:

[struth]

Sure are ducky

[Ninanina]

red is best..

[struth]

Said in jest

[Ninanina]

oh I know... :D

[Oddball]

said Miss Whiplash

[struth]

to horny accountant

[Ninanina]

she just did

[struth]

Whos mr lucky

[Oddball]

Meanwhile in Utopia

[Ninanina]

all was quiet

[walpurgis]

all was quiet

fat bloody chance!

(Hi Bev! :wave:)

[Ninanina]

that's a shame

(Hi Geoff :wave: where you been?)

[Oddball]

who's to blame

[walpurgis]

(Hi Geoff :wave: where you been?)

on my hols

[Ninanina]

some noisy people..

[Ninanina]

on my hols

was it good ?

[struth]

the earth moved

[Ninanina]

must be good

[struth]

rocket to moon;)

[Oddball]

leak in spacesuit

[Ninanina]

might be messy

[struth]

getting tubes crossed

[walpurgis]

with startling bulges

[struth]

in wrong places

[walpurgis]

with awkwardly squirming

[Ninanina]

bits and pieces..

[struth]

heading fffffffffor-the exits

[walpurgis]

chop them off

[struth]

with rusty blade

[vegman1973]

Of for w/end

[Ninanina]

nice and clean..

[struth]

a bit circumspect

[Ninanina]

it won't hurt..

[struth]

speak for yourself :stalks:

[Ninanina]

oh yes indeed..

[struth]

Foresight foreskin problems

[Ninanina]

that sounds painful...

[struth]

first cut; deepest;)

[walpurgis]

the slasher returns

[Ninanina]

Sweet Child O'Mine

[struth]

Jack the snipper

[walpurgis]

plays with zipper

[Oddball]

and his dipper

[Marco]

unleashes a ripper

[struth]

macerates his pecker

[walpurgis]

a strokey pokey

[Ninanina]

nice long strokes..

[walpurgis]

and interesting smokes

[struth]

Streams of tears

[Ninanina]

can do that... :eek:

[walpurgis]

can do anything

[struth]

here's a shoulder

[Ninanina]

to weep on..

[struth]

...and sleep on

[Ninanina]

that sounds nice...

[walpurgis]

feels even better

[Ninanina]

with a pillow....;)

[struth]

use my breast :eek:

[Ninanina]

you have breasts ?

[walpurgis]

only training bra :lol:

[struth]

everyone has breasts

[Ninanina]

yes me too

[struth]

soft pillows rule :lol:

[Ninanina]

that's the way..

[struth]

to find nirvana

[Ninanina]

as soft as

[Oddball]

a bloody brush

[struth]

soaked in conditioner

[Oddball]

and waste oil

[Marco]

lubricating her thighs

[struth]

to stop chaffing

[Marco]

from repeated opening

[struth]

and damping down

[Marco]

of her flange

[struth]

Avoiding stress fractures

[The Black Adder]

but still leaking

[struth]

essential fluids down

[Marco]

grab something absorbent

[struth]

like mommy nappies

[Marco]

Bev would know

[struth]

two pint version

[Oddball]

resulting in tremendous

[struth]

pants size requirements

[walpurgis]

and highly stretchable

[struth]

super strong gusset

[Marco]

housing the bulk

[walpurgis]

of unspeakably ugly

[struth]

old turkey head

[Marco]

peeking through the

[struth]

open flaps of

[Marco]

Rosemary's saturated bloomers

[Oddball]

and dangling suspenders

[Marco]

ripped beyond repair

[The Black Adder]

so wear tights

[Marco]

instead, which cover

[The Black Adder]

the Gusset better

[Marco]

some find improves

[Oddball]

with fettling up

[Marco]

various underwear layers

[struth]

requiring major bracing

[Oddball]

of the thighs

[struth]

as buttocks sag

[Marco]

through cellulite leakage

[struth]

and golden fur

[Oddball]

from Pussy Galore

[Marco]

Make it MEOW!

[struth]

needs a stroking

[Marco]

needs a wash! :lol:

[struth]

that squirty soap

[Ninanina]

goes all over

[Marco]

your support tights

[Ninanina]

or lacy stockings

[dantheman91]

or lacy stockings

Tease Tease Tease...:eek:

[Ninanina]

who me? nooo.... :D

[struth]

just likes comfort

[Marco]

wearing granny pants

[struth]

with elasticated knees:lol::eyebrows:

[Marco]

crotchless 'front entry'

[Ninanina]

nice and airy.. :D

[Marco]

allowing the fishy

[struth]

out the flap

[Ninanina]

smell to escape....

(Marco you made me say it :D)

[struth]

causing much tears

[Marco]

amongst the anchovies

[Ninanina]

how they laughed...

[struth]

at the little

[Marco]

string they found

[struth]

poking out of

[Ninanina]

in between the...

[struth]

cute little zipper

[Ninanina]

I prefer buttons.... :eek:

[struth]

slow and sexy

[Marco]

then rip open

[Ninanina]

your Levi 501's

[Marco]

unleashing the beast

[Ninanina]

into the world...

[Marco]

scaring the girls

[struth]

tears of laughter

[Ninanina]

at the sight..

[struth]

beholding her eyes

[Ninanina]

it was huge...

[struth]

and fugly ugly

[Marco]

purple-headed, with veins

[struth]

despicably evil troll

[Ninanina]

a perfect replica..

[struth]

of Hugh Hefner

[Ninanina]

or like another...

[Marco]

sporting a stiffy

[struth]

playboy sailor hat

[Ninanina]

which covers the...

[struth]

the big helmet

[Ninanina]

on the top..

[struth]

of his hairy

[Marco]

and fragrant ball-sack

[struth]

freshly laundered tonight

[Marco]

cheese scraped off

[struth]

..over the salad

[Marco]

Grated Parmesan, sir?

[struth]

hard and aromatic;)

[walpurgis]

bright and panchromatic

[struth]

can cause gagging

[Ninanina]

would gag me...

[struth]

Yup. Hate salad ;)

[Ninanina]

I like em...

[struth]

Scots salad ...CHIPS:lol:

[Ninanina]

or fried Mars ??

[struth]

Myths and legends

[Ninanina]

thought it was....

[struth]

Rarely eat fat

[Ninanina]

it's nasty stuff...

[struth]

clogs the arteries

[Ninanina]

but everything does....

[struth]

alcohol keeps-it thinned

[Ninanina]

good to hear...

[struth]

good to drink :eek:

[Ninanina]

that's my motto...

[struth]

Speed - Aggression - Suprise :eyebrows:

[Marco]

flaccid, floppy, diappointment

[struth]

huge hairy horace

[Marco]

gagging for action

[struth]

Porky for Bess

[Marco]

likes her meat!

[struth]

Beef is us

[Marco]

but not chipolatas

[struth]

a big Lincolnshire

[Marco]

solid and chunky

[struth]

Best of British :cool:

[Oddball]

pork sword stuffed

[struth]

into pale skinned

[Marco]

leggings, fat arse

[struth]

called slack Alice

[Oddball]

who's in wonderland

[Marco]

wanting a jump

[struth]

with Dicks pole

[Oddball]

tree trunk width

[Marco]

minge-bursting in extremis

[struth]

and no GPS

[twickers]

dogging on weekends

[Marco]

in Tesco car-park

[The Black Adder]

in a trolly

[Gordon Steadman]

near the bins

[twickers]

we last met

[walpurgis]

lost the bet

[dantheman91]

Passed Driving Test...:eek:

[struth]

then gate crashed

[Marco]

the lingerie party

[struth]

in skiddy jockstrap

[Marco]

replete with stains

[struth]

and faint odours

[walpurgis]

with a sticky

[struth]

hairy love egg....

[Marco]

inside the crotch

[struth]

waiting to lay

[Ninanina]

down and rest...

[struth]

Down the load

[Ninanina]

up the road..

[Marco]

where tunafish swim

[struth]

deer and antelope...

[Ninanina]

are roaming free

[struth]

grazing through bush

[Marco]

hidden by dandruff

[struth]

There stands peril

[Oddball]

and Big Beryl

[southall-1998]

Served with pollution

[struth]

of fungal kind

[Marco]

sniff your finger

[struth]

if you dare