Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[mad-moon]

War is over

[Vince]

Peace in our-time

[AJSki2fly]

Sadly always war

[mad-moon]

Man never learns

[struth]

How to play

[walpurgis]

piano with toes

[mad-moon]

Not strictly true

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MJ-NeXRcEk

[struth]

Strangely odd shaped

[walpurgis]

with bumpy edges

[struth]

And embarrassing stains

[Marco]

on crusty gussets

[struth]

That don't bend

[mad-moon]

Like her dildo

[struth]

From Hardy Stores

[mad-moon]

Owned by Laurel

[struth]

Wearing Oliver's throne

[Vince]

Another fine mess

[Marco]

in your pants

[struth]

squelchy under front

[Marco]

neglected by nappy

[struth]

old and platchy

[Vince]

Bold and catchy

[struth]

Daft and batchy

[walpurgis]

crabby and itchy

[struth]

Itchy and scratchy

[mad-moon]

Cat and mouse

[walpurgis]

horse and cart

[Vince]

Steptoe and Son

[User211]

Hey hyper wanker....

[mad-moon]

Wazzup soft cock

[Audio Al]

To bloody sleep

[AJSki2fly]

And wet dreams


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[mad-moon]

dancing on ceiling

[Marco]

in wife's heels

[struth]

in nurse's uniform

[AJSki2fly]

Oh My God!

[struth]

no, just me :D

[mad-moon]

and myself alone

[AJSki2fly]

Harry and me!:)

[struth]

jerry and cheree

[Vince]

Mickey and Minnie

[struth]

hoachin' with bightin'

[Vince]

She's shagging Goofy

[mad-moon]

on the quiet

[AJSki2fly]

Behind the sheds

[struth]

under her desk

[Vince]

Pluto's banging Mickey

[User211]

backhand extra weed

[struth]

Monkey business afoot

[User211]

tidy and neat

[struth]

Mrs on heat

[AJSki2fly]

Run away quick


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[struth]

Find body sanctuary

[Vince]

Go into coma

[AJSki2fly]

Flat lining out

[struth]

im flat lining:eek:

[Vince]

Wining and Dining

[struth]

Vacuum windscreen wipers

[AJSki2fly]

Rubber glass sucking

[struth]

Big and bouncy

[Vince]

Helluva pair lungs

[Marco]

for gobbling him

[Vince]

Ohhh chase me!

[Vince]

Shut that door

[User211]

For sale phone

[mad-moon]

Volvo for sale

[struth]

Fire for hire

[Marco]

fire it in!

[mad-moon]

with a catapult

[Marco]

stretch her 'beefers'

[mad-moon]

For Beef Eaters

[Vince]

Possible fish supper

[Vince]

Smells like kippers!

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[struth]

looks like slippers

[Vince]

Riding the big-dipper

[walpurgis]

said the knicker-ripper

[Marco]

her cotton-panties torn

[struth]

and fanny shorn

[Marco]

leaving nasty rash

[Vince]

Wide open gash

[struth]

After wedding bash

[AJSki2fly]

Dash for honeymoon

[struth]

Rash after honeymoon

[User211]

Fuck-off three Chryslers.

[User211]

Fuck off Porsche

[User211]

Fuck off Ferrari

[User211]

Fuck off Aston

[User211]

Fuck off Lamborghini

[User211]

Fuck off immediately

[walpurgis]

seek help urgently

[AJSki2fly]

Urgently seeking Susan


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[Vince]

Desperately seeking Simon

[walpurgis]

observe Sanity Clause

[Vince]

Santa's gone crazy

[Marco]

on magic mushrooms

[User211]

Fuck of Susan

[User211]

Susan needs fucking

[Vince]

Susan requires oral

[mad-moon]

Fucking wasted day

[Vince]

Making her scream

[Marco]

by confiscating her-dildo

[struth]

And breaking wind

[mad-moon]

big fanny fart

[Marco]

through flapping pishers

[Vince]

Smells like fishes

[Vince]

Wrong hole, misses

[struth]

Sleeps with pishes

[Vince]

Loves and kisses

[AJSki2fly]

Not with me!

[Marco]

:kiss: Come on, dahling!

[AJSki2fly]

Kisses for you:whistle:

[struth]

Slide out rapido

[mad-moon]

couple o' queens

[AJSki2fly]

The Mad Hatter


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[struth]

Trick o-the tail

[AJSki2fly]

Genesis to Revelation

[mad-moon]

number of beast

[AJSki2fly]

Here to eternity

[struth]

Francis Albert Sinatra

[Vince]

Frank, Dean + Sammy

[Vince]

The Rat Pack

[mad-moon]

married to mob

[AJSki2fly]

The God Father


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[struth]

Cod and chips

[AJSki2fly]

Bangers and mash

[struth]

Ribs and sauce

[mad-moon]

Adam and Eve

[AJSki2fly]

In the beginning

[struth]

There was shellac

[Vince]

Running at 78rpm

[mad-moon]

snap crackle pop

[struth]

bad guy's bones

[Vince]

Good guy's knackers

[mad-moon]

Who's Cream Crackers

[Vince]

Nice with cheese

[struth]

Live at leeds

[AJSki2fly]

Who by numbers


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[struth]

Who and why

[Light Dependant Resistor]

but Who's Next

[walpurgis]

don't ask me

[AJSki2fly]

Geoff was last

[walpurgis]

but did flush

[Marco]

unfortunately leaving behind

[walpurgis]

tattered gimp suit

[Vince]

Suit you sir

[AJSki2fly]

Now I'm free

[struth]

no i'm dear

[Vince]

Go-on .... chase me

[mad-moon]

up the wall

[AJSki2fly]

Over the top


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[mad-moon]

Starring Sylvester Stallone

[Marco]

in a nappy

[struth]

And safety pin

[Vince]

Sucking his dummy

[struth]

Licking her tummy

[mad-moon]

and belly button

[AJSki2fly]

Full of fluff


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[Vince]

Nothing between ears

[Vince]

Complete air head

[Marco]

throbbing purple head

[struth]

due to bashing

[AJSki2fly]

Wack it hard

[struth]

Watch it fall

[AJSki2fly]

And shrivel up

[struth]

Good for nothin'

[mad-moon]

waste of air

[AJSki2fly]

Talk high n’mighty



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[Vince]

Thumb up arse

[AJSki2fly]

Seriously blocked exit


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[Marco]

due to trapped

[walpurgis]

pubes in zip

[Marco]

she needs-a 'Brazilian'

[walpurgis]

just waxed mine

[Marco]

I know, darling...:eyebrows:

[Vince]

Shiny baldy miff

[Marco]

awaiting 10-inches of

[mad-moon]

a broken ruler

[walpurgis]

a mangled monarch

[Marco]

ugly but 'adventurous'

[struth]

with big tits

[Vince]

She's got nits

[walpurgis]

on her bits

[AJSki2fly]

crabs are wandering

[struth]

where she sits

[AJSki2fly]

Little Miss Muffet

[Vince]

Sat on dildo

[struth]

Watching herself go

[prestonchipfryer]

with great gusto

[mad-moon]

squirting on the floor

[struth]

Doing the twist

[Marco]

in bare feet

[struth]

At Jack-Rabbit Slim's

[Vince]

Five Dollar Milkshake

[User211]

Leap frog bound.

[User211]

Average Super Fantasy.

[walpurgis]

swollen and engorged

[struth]

shrivelled and wan

[Vince]

Wrinkly little winkle

[Marco]

ridiculed by Rhonda

[Vince]

Taking the piss

[Marco]

out of girth

[mad-moon]

or lack of

[Marco]

a decent mouthful

[struth]

More than mouthful

[AJSki2fly]

Struggling to swallow


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[struth]

Lubricate dry tongue

[AJSki2fly]

Imbibe amber nectar


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[Roy S]

Serve it warm

[AJSki2fly]

On the rocks!

[Marco]

creamy man's milk

[mad-moon]

Fish and Chips

[Vince]

Chains and whips

[Vince]

Bloods vs Crips

[Marco]

sniff my sack

[User211]

Corporal Cock Wanking

[User211]

Three Lady Docks

[User211]

Hey Mr Hell

[User211]

Give me heaven

[Vince]

You'll get hell

[Marco]

What a smell

[mad-moon]

the kippers parted

[Vince]

Then he farted

[AJSki2fly]

Follow through evidence

[struth]

stains on the

[Marco]

crotch of his

[Vince]

Funky Y fronts

[struth]

Worn slightly askew

[mad-moon]

back to front

[Marco]

to accomodate nappy

[mad-moon]

The hardened Pappy

[struth]

Port infused port

[mad-moon]

Red or dead

[struth]

Blue for you

[Vince]

Pink for him

[struth]

Black and blue

[Marco]

she beat him

[Vince]

Kicked in knackers

[walpurgis]

whilst eating crackers

[struth]

near slack-jawed yokels

[AJSki2fly]

Are you local?


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[Marco]

no, abuse me

[struth]

slip micky a

[Marco]

a length of

[Vince]

Purple-headed custard chucker

[struth]

Throbbing first minister

[User211]

No fucking filters.

[User211]

Fucking easy baby.

[User211]

No filters.

[User211]

No fuck.

[Marco]

sook ma staunner