Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[struth]

Of world impotence

[Vince]

Bred to breed

[Made in 1968]

Man made Man

[Marco]

wood needs wanked

[mad-moon]

Wood needs waxed

[Vince]

Given good buffing

[struth]

Shoe shine boy

[AJSki2fly]

Buffy gets it

[Made in 1968]

good & proper

[struth]

Up the ass

[Made in 1968]

like never before

[mad-moon]

In deep end

[AJSki2fly]

Mind the shallows


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[mad-moon]

beware of clingons

[AJSki2fly]

On starboard bow

[Made in 1968]

with Nyota Uhura

[struth]

spread across universe

[Vince]

The final frontier

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[Made in 1968]

space and time

[struth]

viral space demons

[Made in 1968]

Little basturds they-are

[mad-moon]

breeding little tribbles

[struth]

Big furry balls

[AJSki2fly]

Tumble weed passes

[struth]

Through digestive tract

[Marco]

press-out a fat-one

[prestonchipfryer]

around the bend

[Marco]

blocking the lav

[Vince]

Passing a breeze-block

[struth]

wrapped in nappies

[Marco]

feeling strangely comfy

[Made in 1968]

Feeling strangely ill

[Marco]

after the lobotomy

[Made in 1968]

Felt shit all-day

[Marco]

call the nurse;)

[AJSki2fly]

Oh, yes please:eyebrows:

[Marco]

Trousers down, Mr-Simpson

[AJSki2fly]

I'm not Simpson

[struth]

homer,..simpson homer

[Marco]

It's a-little limp

[prestonchipfryer]

smaller than a-shrimp

[Marco]

Stiffen-it, at once!

[AJSki2fly]

Put on splint

[mad-moon]

lollysticks and Elastic-bands

[struth]

Six ton crane

[mad-moon]

Can't take off

[AJSki2fly]

Very tight fit

[Marco]

those maternity panties

[Vince]

Lime green mankinl

[struth]

hash brown kecks

[Marco]

especially the gusset

[Made in 1968]

nice and moist

[Vince]

With fishy aromas

[AJSki2fly]

anchovy paste sarnies

[mad-moon]

with peanut butter

[Marco]

curdled fanny batter

[mad-moon]

That's gone stale

[Vince]

Could grow mushrooms

[Marco]

in her tights

[struth]

Because of-the shites

[mad-moon]

Yeah good manure

[struth]

Field of dreams

[mad-moon]

Trump Rules OK

[struth]

Bid no trumps

[mad-moon]

five card trick

[AJSki2fly]

Aces are high

[struth]

Hills and dales

[walpurgis]

Mills and Boone

[Marco]

no-romance, just shag

[Pigmy Pony]

right said fred

[Vince]

I'm too Sexy!

[Marco]

to be pumped

[Made in 1968]

or jizzed on

[mad-moon]

especially his shirt

[Marco]

suck the moisture

[Made in 1968]

lap it up

[mad-moon]

you dirty dog

[Made in 1968]

Goes without saying

[Marco]

tongue into flaps

[Made in 1968]

Risking your Life

[AJSki2fly]

Skyscraper bungy jump

[Made in 1968]

up & down

[struth]

Listen to--the birds

[Vince]

Feathers for fun

[Marco]

tickle her clitty

[Made in 1968]

Just a bitty

[Frazeur1]

Hard and engorged

[Made in 1968]

fat & Throbbing

[mad-moon]

from the tonguing

[Frazeur1]

And the bunging

[Marco]

with a tampon

[Made in 1968]

Up her nose

[mad-moon]

sweet as rose

[AJSki2fly]

Testa rossa Rosa


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[Made in 1968]

Organ monkey screams

[Vince]

Organ grinder grinds

[AJSki2fly]

Watch monkey nuts

[struth]

oozing body snatch

[mad-moon]

especially the brain

[Marco]

yours is missing:eyebrows:

[mad-moon]

who said that?

[Marco]

your other half

[struth]

Oozes sommat worse

[Marco]

you woken up?:)

[mad-moon]

Too personal girls

[struth]

Up then down

[mad-moon]

with her knickers

[Marco]

white cotton ones

[struth]

With tufted gussets

[mad-moon]

duck down padded

[struth]

Steeped in mellow

[AJSki2fly]

Mellow yellow’s cool

[Marco]

shows up skidmarks

[struth]

which is cool

[mad-moon]

marks from stool

[Marco]

should've wiped arse

[Light Dependant Resistor]

and flushed toilet

[Marco]

instead of just

[Made in 1968]

Smearing it allover

[Marco]

the wall, like

[prestonchipfryer]

decomposing putrid soup

[Marco]

with 'bits' in

[Vince]

Eye of newt

[struth]

Son of toady

[Frazeur1]

road kill stew

[Marco]

Boil a beaver

[struth]

Everyone loves beaver

[Frazeur1]

beaver is tasty

[Marco]

with its beard?

[mad-moon]

Yes, of course

[AJSki2fly]

Of course, not

[Marco]

munch its minge

[prestonchipfryer]

tickle the titties

[Marco]

stiffen the nipples

[Made in 1968]

Suck em harder

[mad-moon]

No that hurts

[Vince]

Nice and gentle

[AJSki2fly]

Whip it hard

[struth]

Lunching with queen

[AJSki2fly]

Fat bottomed girls

[struth]

Outing their protruding

[Marco]

posteriors clad in

[AJSki2fly]

stretchy shiny rubber

[Marco]

tantalisingly revealing her

[struth]

Rampant totty botty

[Marco]

needs good spanking

[struth]

and getting caned

[Marco]

good and hard

[Made in 1968]

Man fat flinging

[Vince]

Self isolation entertainment

[Marco]

some hot hand-shandy

[struth]

Hippy hippy shake

[Pigmy Pony]

for goodness sake

[Marco]

open your legs

[mad-moon]

Take the kicking

[struth]

Clock is ticking

[Marco]

bean needs flicking

[struth]

Ping that thing

[mad-moon]

make her sing

[struth]

With your dong

[mad-moon]

Thing a thong

[struth]

The thong pongs

[Made in 1968]

Shit laden lace

[struth]

Over her face

[Made in 1968]

smelly top lip

[Marco]

thongs are evil

[struth]

cuts the splits

[prestonchipfryer]

droopy, floppy tits

[struth]

goodness gracious me

[Marco]

hoist them up

[prestonchipfryer]

top with cream

[Vince]

Topped with cherry

[mad-moon]

Lips and nips

[struth]

Steak and chips

[Marco]

on the hips

[AJSki2fly]

Past the lips

[struth]

Dropping the zips

[Marco]

exposing your bits

[mad-moon]

The drill sergeant

[AJSki2fly]

Standing on ceremony

[mad-moon]

Ready for action

[struth]

Alas I dont

[Vince]

Ready for bed

[mad-moon]

red or dead

[Marco]

painters are in

[struth]

Making a mess

[Marco]

always the same

[struth]

piss on picasso

[Marco]

no nookie allowed

[Vince]

Ban on bonking

[struth]

pay as-you play

[Marco]

no touching knickers

[struth]

except by teeth

[Marco]

biting the bulge

[Ninanina]

I love it...

[Marco]

some girlie fun

[struth]

Losing one's shape

[Ninanina]

what like floppy?

[Marco]

floppy's no use

[Ninanina]

only like v'hard

[struth]

6-pack or keg

[Ninanina]

oh just keg....

[Ninanina]

6p not interested

[struth]

Great big hogshead

[Ninanina]

oh yes please :eyebrows:

[struth]

Hold most juice

[Ninanina]

I'm very juicy.... :doh:

[struth]

Barrel of rum

[Ninanina]

indeed so Grant

[struth]

Sweet Caribbean mangos

[Ninanina]

that sounds good....

[struth]

Tastes like heaven

[Ninanina]

I've tasted myself.... ;);)

[mad-moon]

Must be contortionist

[Ninanina]

Nice by fingers......

[mad-moon]

finger of fudge

[Ninanina]

that it is

[mad-moon]

is just enough

[Ninanina]

to get going

[mad-moon]

a kitkat shuffle

[Ninanina]

so very choco

[Vince]

Glass and half

[Vince]

I'nt milk great

[struth]

glug a glass

[Marco]

of man glue

[struth]

right breasty dumpling

[AJSki2fly]

big fluffy ones

[struth]

Kneaded in turn

[mad-moon]

tit a tit

[struth]

Lily of Laguna

[Audio Al]

Are you today

[AJSki2fly]

In good mood

[struth]

Singing hymns of

[Light Dependant Resistor]

and respecting the

[Vince]

Health and safety

[AJSki2fly]

Keeping my distance

[mad-moon]

from dirty women

[struth]

Always good idea

[mad-moon]

if you value

[Marco]

a healthy helmet

[prestonchipfryer]

squirting uncontrollably, yet

[Marco]

hitting the target

[struth]

With cream cake

[Marco]

milky man glue

[struth]

And a brandy

[Marco]

Bailey's Irish 'cream':D

[struth]

Rubbed into protrubrances

[Marco]

causing further swelling

[AJSki2fly]

Major allergic reaction

[Marco]

just needs sucked