Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[struth]

In-the bottom folds

[Marco]

where it 'collects'

[mad-moon]

chewed bread waste

[struth]

and other goo

[walpurgis]

mummy's boy caught

[struth]

Wearing sisters panties

[mad-moon]

at the discotheque

[struth]

Bopping to Slade

[Landloper]

tribute combo, and

[Marco]

exposing his balls

[walpurgis]

during tennis tournament

[Pigmy Pony]

sweaty ball boy

[Marco]

oozing a cheesy-tang

[struth]

little cheesy footballs

[Marco]

from his sack

[struth]

called santa baws

[Marco]

Boot the Bastards

[mad-moon]

Made in England

[Marco]

that's rather unfortunate

[walpurgis]

said vicar to

[struth]

the panty salesman

[mad-moon]

ding dong avon

[Marco]

drop yer scanties

[prestonchipfryer]

nibble Claudettes lips

[struth]

Kiss her grits

[Marco]

sook her hood

[struth]

touch-up her big-end

[Scooby]

ceud mile failte

[struth]

Does-a man walk

[walpurgis]

may stagger tonight

[struth]

Pished and collapsed

[mad-moon]

Big toes swollen

[struth]

Shouting with-the gout

[Marco]

sook the gangrene

[walpurgis]

cauterise the lesions

[Marco]

I smell pork

[struth]

gives-ya the boak

[Marco]

the stench from-her

[walpurgis]

maggoty laundry basket

[struth]

In Chinese supermarket

[walpurgis]

she's sweet but-sour

[struth]

Faced and bossy

[walpurgis]

waving her whip

[struth]

At his buttocks

[Marco]

awaiting insertion of

[walpurgis]

mustard-coated pickled gherkin

[Marco]

hardened for years

[walpurgis]

on grannie's mantlepiece

[struth]

shitty bloomers lay

[Marco]

strewn on floor

[struth]

Causing slip hazard

[Marco]

skidmarks side up

[struth]

Due to shag

[walpurgis]

pile rug slipping

[mad-moon]

highly polished floor

[Marco]

from spurted man-cream

[struth]

Over the opening

[walpurgis]

stylishly displayed sideways

[struth]

a Panamanian panorama

[walpurgis]

stick 'em up

[struth]

Get rubbed out

[Marco]

stubborn stains remain

[walpurgis]

pass the soap

[prestonchipfryer]

and begin scrubbing

[Marco]

the ingrained jobby

[walpurgis]

stains auntie left

[struth]

ingrained in porcelain

[prestonchipfryer]

beautified with bleach

[struth]

Looks like peaches

[walpurgis]

covered in leeches

[struth]

Dipped in cream

[prestonchipfryer]

making people fat

[struth]

for several months

[walpurgis]

a penance demanded

[struth]

Eight pounds each

[walpurgis]

but £15 to-you

[struth]

A shotgun showdown

[mad-moon]

two smoking barrels

[walpurgis]

kegs dropped smartly

[struth]

as do kecks

[prestonchipfryer]

going-down on wrecks

[struth]

Down under diving

[walpurgis]

scuba doobry doo

[struth]

With twisted pipes

[walpurgis]

an unusual organ

[struth]

Said the actress

[mad-moon]

At Blackpool Tower

[Pigmy Pony]

With ball room

[Pigmy Pony]

Throwing up yesterday

[Pigmy Pony]

Runny poo today

[Pigmy Pony]

Farts with benefits

[Pigmy Pony]

Game of thrones

[Marco]

saucy strip poker

[walpurgis]

causes trancendental trepidation

[Marco]

and malevolent protuberance

[walpurgis]

firmly poking her

[Marco]

moist frontal cavity

[mad-moon]

dentist on Tuesday

[struth]

Beached whale sandwich

[Marco]

pish stained panty-gusset

[prestonchipfryer]

dripping with blubber

[struth]

soaked his panties

[Marco]

with rancid jism

[struth]

ponged like trout

[walpurgis]

sperm whale sperm

[struth]

What a yolk

[Marco]

Stab all prudes!

[mad-moon]

shag all Prudences

[struth]

Sexy old gal

[Marco]

that Russian whore

[struth]

Needed Amanda Poker

[Marco]

bought online for-£5

[walpurgis]

but no batteries

[Marco]

a useless ride

[struth]

on the rocket

[prestonchipfryer]

meddling with gunpowder

[walpurgis]

bangers and mash

[struth]

snorkeling down under

[prestonchipfryer]

gasping for breath

[struth]

growing a beard

[walpurgis]

gone totally weird

[struth]

stroking the beard

[Marco]

flanking matted pubes

[struth]

In open-air bar

[Marco]

dandruff flying everywhere

[walpurgis]

granny buried beneath

[struth]

Five feet of

[walpurgis]

dense snowlike deposits

[struth]

Causing stains on

[mad-moon]

Betty Grable's table

[struth]

Right bye-the label

[walpurgis]

trial and horror

[struth]

tethered by leather

[walpurgis]

an abstract work

[prestonchipfryer]

of scintillating beauty

[mad-moon]

handcuffs and whips

[Marco]

adorned her dungeon

[prestonchipfryer]

with quivering pussy

[mad-moon]

The energy drink?

[Marco]

fishy flange oil

[walpurgis]

used for sticking

[struth]

Pants and drawers

[Marco]

to the nostrills-of

[struth]

Jack the kipper

[walpurgis]

opened zipper and

[struth]

Then Freed willie

[walpurgis]

much to auntie's

[Marco]

exasperation at how-flaccid

[struth]

The sausage skin

[walpurgis]

he found her-tits

[struth]

Rather oblong and

[r100]

not quite rectangular

[Marco]

drooping down to belly-button

[struth]

When upside down

[walpurgis]

adopting a bat-like

[struth]

Approach to watering

[walpurgis]

tired old horses

[Marco]

with well hung

[struth]

Under slung dongs

[mad-moon]

large cock stop

[struth]

Bring-in the cockerel

[mad-moon]

Chicken or Egg

[struth]

layer or slayer

[walpurgis]

slash or crap

[struth]

spray or spray

[walpurgis]

tom cats away

[mad-moon]

Hi Officer Dibble

[walpurgis]

borrowed auntie-Norah's corset

[mad-moon]

and wrinkly stockings

[struth]

old man's warmer

[Marco]

a 'boabby' roaster

[walpurgis]

loofah like appearance

[prestonchipfryer]

oozing green pus

[Marco]

leaking from his

[struth]

sliced glasgow sausage

[walpurgis]

nice on pizza

[mad-moon]

Tatties and neeps

[struth]

Piles on toast

[Marco]

with matured minge-oil

[walpurgis]

on crabs-salad with

[struth]

caesar's leftover drizzle

[Marco]

and milky spunk-splat

[prestonchipfryer]

pink dribbling twat

[walpurgis]

Like Boris Johnson?

[prestonchipfryer]

wearing a cravat

[struth]

Cap in hand

[walpurgis]

on Greene's yacht

[Marco]

getting 'rimmed' by

[walpurgis]

Dick Van Dork

[struth]

Without safety cork

[Marco]

but big helmet

[walpurgis]

borrowed her moped

[struth]

spread the legs

[mad-moon]

pulled by monkey

[struth]

shaken not stroked

[mad-moon]

polished pork sword

[struth]

slightly over done

[walpurgis]

like Trump's hairdo

[struth]

After May pinching

[walpurgis]

honours in nude-race

[struth]

Won by nose

[Marco]

the stiffness grows

[mad-moon]

isn't arthritis great

[prestonchipfryer]

for hobbling around

[mad-moon]

The Mulberry Bush

[struth]

In grannies bloomers

[Marco]

housing adult nappy

[struth]

Full and squishy

[mad-moon]

young man's balls

[walpurgis]

banging her chin

[struth]

With dusty bin

[mad-moon]

Three Two One

[walpurgis]

sum of six

[mad-moon]

Snub Nosed Magnum

[walpurgis]

.765 Walther PPK

[mad-moon]

James Bond's pea-shooter

[prestonchipfryer]

snotty dribbling hooter

[struth]

Silent but deadly

[Marco]

like stagnant arse-gas

[struth]

leaking from oven

[mad-moon]

Meat taken out

[walpurgis]

of freezer to-defrost

[struth]

goes slightly soggy

[walpurgis]

stiffens with age

[struth]

then falls off

[walpurgis]

in global appeal

[struth]

for flatulent old-aged

[Marco]

prudes, called Richard

[struth]

tricky dicky's picky

[Marco]

pecker, tiny and

[mad-moon]

Three wrinkles Rich

[struth]

Tea time terror

[Marco]

Big bedtime bitch

[walpurgis]

found in ditch

[struth]

jumped on pitch

[walpurgis]

looks like-a witch

[struth]

with ghastly ditch

[walpurgis]

best once moistened

[struth]

reduces friction burns

[Marco]

teases inflamed glans

[prestonchipfryer]

bulbous and threatening

[walpurgis]

policeman's helmet displayed

[struth]

With glowing end

[walpurgis]

a fetching blue

[mad-moon]

dog of mumbai

[prestonchipfryer]

imagining her hands

[struth]

rolled on thigh

[walpurgis]

of muddy warthog

[struth]

Gives sweaty aroma

[mad-moon]

arms up aheight