Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[walpurgis]

just a 'wannabe'

[Jonboy]

Much like X-factor

[walpurgis]

stole my tractor

[Marco]

ride a farmer's-wife

[brian2957]

trouble and strife

[Jonboy]

bullocks to you

[Mr Nad]

my aching horn

[walpurgis]

has been blown

[Mr Nad]

and dribbled over

[Marco]

Pippa's panty gusset

[Jonboy]

gusset balaclava mmmm

[Marco]

a sopping-wet 'hood'

[Mr Nad]

swollen and red

[seoirse2002]

needs some head

[Mr Nad]

suck it dry

[Marco]

like an ice-lolly

[Mr Nad]

covered with sprinkles

[walpurgis]

ignore the wrinkles

[Marco]

burst the pimples

[prestonchipfryer]

green and pus-laden

[Marco]

lick the juice

[seoirse2002]

oh...any excuse

[brian2957]

for some abuse

[Marco]

Slap her arse

[brian2957]

she wants more

[prestonchipfryer]

swallow it - whore

[Marco]

Don't spill any!

[Mr Nad]

Like 'Crossroads'' Benny

[Marco]

up Miss Diane's

[Roy S]

voluminous tool holder

[walpurgis]

nowadays she's older

[seoirse2002]

with cobwebs showing

[Marco]

around her labia

[brian2957]

wheres the spider

[walpurgis]

Hiding inside her?

[Marco]

munched the mucous

[Mr Nad]

munched the muff

[brian2957]

thats the stuff

[walpurgis]

That good enough?

[Marco]

nice and rough

[Mr Nad]

tender and tough

[brian2957]

bit of rough

[Mr Nad]

in the buff

[Marco]

with Brian Clough

[Mr Nad]

and Frank Bough

[twickers]

riding darren gough

[Mr Nad]

enough is enough

[walpurgis]

unless you're tough

[Mr Nad]

in which case

[brian2957]

time to face

[Roy S]

Molly Sugden's Pussy

[brian2957]

lips to lips

[Mr Nad]

milk and fish

[walpurgis]

splish, splosh, splish

[Jonboy]

incontenance pant failure

[realysm42]

it fucking stinks

[Marco]

inhale the stench

[walpurgis]

pass the wrench

[isuckedmandelsonslemons]

Need to attend

[Mr Nad]

to embarrassing leaks

[seoirse2002]

tena lady reeks

[isuckedmandelsonslemons]

Cacked her breeks

[walpurgis]

the leather creaks

[Marco]

withholding your poop

[prestonchipfryer]

tell-tale brown streaks

[Marco]

on the gusset

[prestonchipfryer]

ready to burst

[Mr Nad]

watch it pop

[walpurgis]

oozing with slop

[Jonboy]

lap it up

[Marco]

chew the chunky-bits

[Mr Nad]

PAL with marrowbone

[walpurgis]

bucketfuls to share

[Mr Nad]

don't you dare

[Marco]

unzip my fly

[Mr Nad]

insert your hand

[Marco]

bypassing the catheter

[Mr Nad]

and furiously tug

[Marco]

on the plug

[twickers]

It's dirty, deoxit

[Marco]

with stagnant jism

[isuckedmandelsonslemons]

Pink Floyd's prism.

[brian2957]

Floyds pink prism

[walpurgis]

belongs in prison

[prestonchipfryer]

watch your bum

[Marco]

old Eddie likes

[prestonchipfryer]

to shag arse

[seoirse2002]

while listening to

[prestonchipfryer]

the squelching frothiness

[Marco]

caused by copulating

[prestonchipfryer]

with a beaver

[seoirse2002]

wearing mink curtains

[brian2957]

pulling them open

[Marco]

revealing moist saddlebags

[seoirse2002]

direct from ky

[Mr Nad]

effortless tool insertion

[Roy S]

string in bucket

[Marco]

stolen from tampon

[Roy S]

Pull the pin

[realysm42]

put it in

[Roy S]

BANG I've come

[walpurgis]

just too late

[Alex_UK]

for the fireworks

[realysm42]

maybe next time

[walpurgis]

I have a

[Roy S]

huge turgid member

[seoirse2002]

pull it off

[the engine]

with open curtains

[Roy S]

grease that rail

[Mr Nad]

gobble the turkey

[walpurgis]

big beef jerkey

[isuckedmandelsonslemons]

And overcooked turkey

[the engine]

upon my window

[the engine]

singing sweet songs

[walpurgis]

what's that pong

[prestonchipfryer]

it's too strong

[walpurgis]

its 'sweaty thong'

[brian2957]

marinaded in stagnant

[seoirse2002]

juice from Bilabong

[brian2957]

and kangaroo saliva

[Rare Bird]

S.M.D

[Mr Nad]

SMD? Please enlighten...

[Marco]

STD with pimples

[walpurgis]

covered in wrinkles

[seoirse2002]

like old pork

[Marco]

unused and unloved

[Mr Nad]

putrid and foetid

[Marco]

crusty and rancid

[walpurgis]

soak in acid

[Marco]

swim in smegma

[Mr Nad]

jumping in jizzum

[Marco]

creating a schism

[prestonchipfryer]

of fanny flaps

[Marco]

I smell kippers

[brian2957]

from open zippers

[Marco]

fur-burgers needing washed

[brian2957]

with wet tongue

[Marco]

mopping-up the fish-sauce

[brian2957]

with fancy licker

[Jonboy]

causing a bicker

[brian2957]

have to dick-er

[Marco]

somewhere in Sauchiehall Street

[walpurgis]

exposing the meat

[prestonchipfryer]

of a mighty-mound

[walpurgis]

a funny sound

[Marco]

from her botty

[walpurgis]

cumming up trumps

[prestonchipfryer]

dose of mumps

[Marco]

ride her humps

[seoirse2002]

oil the sumps

[walpurgis]

hearing regular thumps

[prestonchipfryer]

gave Claudette goosebumps

[Marco]

which excited her

[seoirse2002]

ovarian fallopian pumps

[Marco]

causing fluid retention

[seoirse2002]

tena lady intervention

[Marco]

retained in waterproof-pants

[seoirse2002]

which stifles romance

[brian2957]

buy some wellies

[Marco]

dive into the

[brian2957]

pandoras pool of

[walpurgis]

unseen, murky, mysterious

[Marco]

is your wallet

[brian2957]

full of rare

[Marco]

endangered species moths

[Jonboy]

causing holey Y-fronts

[brian2957]

robin to batman

[walpurgis]

Robbin' a blindman

[brian2957]

of his y-fronts

[seoirse2002]

and his upfront

[Marco]

propensity to sniff

[prestonchipfryer]

the cats' arses

[walpurgis]

whilst making passes

[Marco]

at the lassies

[Jonboy]

in their kilts

[Marco]

with no panties

[Jonboy]

flashing his sporran

[audio39]

just pocket money

[seoirse2002]

enjoys a pickpocket

[audio39]

with sticky fingers

[walpurgis]

fun for swingers

[Marco]

avoid the mingers

[Mr Nad]

especially the gingers

[Marco]

always the whingers

[prestonchipfryer]

writhing with ecstasy

[Jonboy]

got any ees

[walpurgis]

takin' the pee

[Mr Nad]

squirting the wee

[Marco]

from her nappy

[Mr Nad]

into my gaping

[the engine]

video collection case.

[seoirse2002]

containing antique vase

[brian2957]

now used as

[Marco]

a vibrator for

[brian2957]

antique video fans

[Marco]

with fetishist fantasies

[brian2957]

for foreign films

[Marco]

with tits in

[brian2957]

or tits out

[Marco]

shake 'em all-about

[the engine]

like fat stalagtites

[brian2957]

hitting your face

[Marco]

between creamy ejaculations

[brian2957]

nectar for the

[Marco]

bald Irish comedians

[Wakefield Turntables]

my deck rocks

[brian2957]

with Celtic laughter

[seoirse2002]

Póg mo thóin

[the engine]

never mind the

[Marco]

stench she left

[seoirse2002]

lingering like fog

[brian2957]

in a bog

[Marco]

with a dog [she answers to the name of Betty]

[brian2957]

pretty sweaty Betty

[Marco]

I know, having

[brian2957]

romantic fluid exchanges

[Marco]

her 'tang' became

[brian2957]

as addictive as

[Marco]

a rancid fish-supper

[brian2957]

found under bed

[Marco]

beside your scud-mags

[brian2957]

pages stuck together

[seoirse2002]

not with pva

[Marco]

but with 'man-glue'

[brian2957]

made by hand

[Marco]

from curdled cream

[isuckedmandelsonslemons]

and pan-fried bream

[brian2957]

from milky stream

[seoirse2002]

and wet dream

[Jonboy]

causing crusty bed-sheets

[walpurgis]

D.I.Y. crackly laundry

[brian2957]

break before washing

[Marco]

the solidified skidmarks

[realysm42]

smelly wank sock

[Marco]

oozing with man-glue

[seoirse2002]

wasted like poo

[Marco]

instead of used

[seoirse2002]

to create anklebiters

[Marco]

by shellsuit-wearing chavs

[seoirse2002]

with iphones onboard

[the engine]

innit shatap innit

[prestonchipfryer]

said the tosser!

[Marco]

as you punched

[realysm42]

his face in

[Marco]

just for being

[prestonchipfryer]

a voracious cock-sucker

[Jonboy]

prefer licking beans

[Marco]

Aye, Heinz ones! :D

[seoirse2002]

all dripping with

[the engine]

whitby goth girls