Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[r100]

yet another duck

[prestonchipfryer]

roasting for dinner

[Marco]

loosening her cellulite

[prestonchipfryer]

ready for stuffing

[Mark Pope]

Sage and onion

[r100]

garlic and salt

[Marco]

rubbed over bums

[Andrei]

he meant 'buns'

[Marco]

no he didn’t :eyebrows:

[take5]

oh yes he .....

[prestonchipfryer]

shagged a goat

[r100]

objective is jersey

[Marco]

I prefer Margate

[Mark Pope]

Not for cream

[Andrei]

at this time

[Marco]

man’s-milk will do

[r100]

whatever will do

[r100]

glorious sound erupted

[Andrei]

but then interrupted

[walpurgis]

by a huge

[prestonchipfryer]

hairy minge flap

[Marco]

covered in dandruff

[twickers]

and love juice

[technobear]

all over my

[Marco]

wee-soaked joggers

[prestonchipfryer]

with cack-soaked weenies

[twickers]

jingle my bells

[Marco]

stroke my santa-hat

[twickers]

pull my cracker

[Marco]

and watch the

[The Black Adder]

shit become airborne

[prestonchipfryer]

and spattered Claudette's

[Puffin]

Knob nocker nogglewump

[walpurgis]

panting bumpy hump

[Marco]

scroaty ring-sting

[Puffin]

hurty front bottom

[Marco]

nifty-shifty, wufty-tufty

[The Black Adder]

pimpley pouting pontipines

[Puffin]

In the lady-garden

[walpurgis]

Wot's that? Pardon?

[Puffin]

Pardon? I heard-that!

[Marco]

I sniffed it

[Andrei]

and then fainted

[Marco]

she’d forgotten to

[Puffin]

baste her giblets

[Marco]

in brine, mixed

[Puffin]

mauled and mascerated

[Marco]

made into pâté

[Mark Pope]

Melba toast anyone?

[Puffin]

nah, you're alright

[Marco]

fishy fingers, anyone?

[prestonchipfryer]

four or five?

[Marco]

a nice fist-full

[Mark Pope]

of dollar bills

[twickers]

wonderful minge flaps

[Marco]

wafting fishy aromas

[r100]

Whiffing all about

[walpurgis]

dipping naughty snout

[prestonchipfryer]

into creamy minge

[Canetoad]

Kill terrorist scumbags!

[Ninanina]

I agree totally !

[Marco]

torture them first

[r100]

With a feather

[prestonchipfryer]

dipped in acid

[Marco]

applied to foreskin

[The Black Adder]

in his shed

[Marco]

where mob awaits

[r100]

the arrival of...

[Andrei]

Vlad the Impaler

[r100]

this will rock

[walpurgis]

A circumspect analysis

[Marco]

lacerate their testicles

[twickers]

with a wire-brush

[Puffin]

suck some ringworm

[Marco]

said Betty whilst

[prestonchipfryer]

fingering her fanny

[Marco]

shniff her finger

[prestonchipfryer]

roger her ragged

[Chalkie]

Hammer that twat

[Marco]

into a hamburger

[Chalkie]

Savour the flavour

[Marco]

of her sherbet-dip

[prestonchipfryer]

covered with cream

[Marco]

hiding the carbuncles

[The Black Adder]

cooked with butter

[prestonchipfryer]

sautéed with smeg

[Marco]

smell da cheese

[twickers]

mongrels, tight-wads, losers :eyebrows:

[Marco]

inhabit this forum [apparently] ;)

[Andrei]

Brackets don't disqualify

[Marco]

unless you’re me

[prestonchipfryer]

Huge hairy mound

[twickers]

pissed at Scalford

[prestonchipfryer]

her arse exploded

[walpurgis]

as he unloaded

[struth]

his big cigar

[prestonchipfryer]

into her slippery

[struth]

and moist surface

[Marco]

but bumped into

[worrasf]

James Elroy Flecker



He wrote this....

We are the Pilgrims, master; we shall go
Always a little further: it may be
Beyond that last blue mountain barred with
snow
Across that angry or that glimmering sea,
White on a throne or guarded in a cave
There lives a prophet who can understand
Why men were born: but surely we are brave,
Who take the Golden Road to Samarkand.

[struth]

Round the bend

[twickers]

flashed his pecker

[struth]

...at Boris Becker

[walpurgis]

with Black & Decker

[struth]

set on breaker

[Marco]

by Freddie Laker

[struth]

Strangling Richard branson

[walpurgis]

with no pants-on

[struth]

just crotchless diapers

[walpurgis]

just crotchless diapers

Is a crutchless thong just a bit of string? :scratch:

[struth]

Is a crutchless thong just a bit of string? :scratch:

A painful bit of string; Yes :eyebrows:

[Marco]

lets-the-fresh-air-in

[prestonchipfryer]

fumigate Claudettes quim

[Marco]

fragrant like drains

[RichB]

stinky fizzy gravy

[Marco]

filled the floor

[struth]

with brown stains

[twickers]

nappy needs changing

[Marco]

sniff it first

[struth]

dont taste it

[prestonchipfryer]

stir it rigorously

[Marco]

making a paste

[struth]

Oven roast it

[twickers]

Spit roast, anyone?

[Puffin]

Three Weird Doyleys

[Marco]

went to Surrey

[Puffin]

for a curry

[Marco]

and a jump

[Ninanina]

and a jump

t'start new car ;)

[Marco]

which burnt your

[Ninanina]

which burnt your

Finger very much.... :doh:

[Marco]

Geoff'll kiss it-better ;)

[Ninanina]

Geoff'll kiss it-better ;)

Bless him a ... ;)

[Ninanina]

Why Geoff tho ???

[Marco]

You fancy him :D

[Ninanina]

Don't know him... :eek:

[Puffin]

he needs purging

[Marco]

of man's milk

[Puffin]

Urghh all curdled

[Marco]

said the budgie

[Puffin]

twat it one

[Marco]

with your wallet

[Ninanina]

and the moths........ :pat:

[struth]

Fly the Nest...

[Ninanina]

For better places....

[struth]

To moth school

[Marco]

where mummy moth

[Ninanina]

likes to live

[Andrei]

and play backgammon

[Ninanina]

clever little moths....

[Andrei]

nah - they cheat

[Ninanina]

nah - they cheat

:rfl::rfl::rfl:

[prestonchipfryer]

Claudette's on heat

[Puffin]

Little Red Claudette

[struth]

Along the Mohawk

[Marco]

daddy moth farted

[struth]

causing a tailwind

[Marco]

and pungent stench

[struth]

..for the wench

[Marco]

enters the trench

[The Black Adder]

ready for action

[struth]

alas a reaction

[The Black Adder]

stand down lads

[Marco]

erect the extension

[struth]

protect your grapes

[Marco]

from being pressed

[struth]

or pomace results;)

[Puffin]

Yeah, pomace face

[Marco]

then your bum

[struth]

Piles of Pomace:lol:

[Puffin]

I luv Pomagne

[Marco]

on your balls

[struth]

improves hand contact

[Marco]

also shaft pumpage

[struth]

needs good lubrication

[Marco]

to prevent friction

[Puffin]

when cock punched

[Marco]

to a pulp

[Audio Al]

to a pulp

Like Marco's brain

[struth]

Cooling and soothing.......

[Marco]

like KY jelly

[struth]

Reduced sugar version

[Puffin]

for KP nuts

[Marco]

give you phuts

[struth]

slims the guts

[prestonchipfryer]

in your scrot

[struth]

yet causes stiffening

[rdpx]

Of little fingers

[Marco]

probing for moistness

[prestonchipfryer]

with slippery tongue

[Marco]

flicking over bulbous

[prestonchipfryer]

putrid festering flesh

[struth]

nicely wrapped up

[Marco]

in a kebab

[struth]

like silicon sheath

[Puffin]

ribbed tickler please:D

[Marco]

including ball squeeze?

[struth]

In The Scrum :stalks:

[Ninanina]

With odd balls....

[Marco]

one hairier than

[Ninanina]

the other one....

[Marco]

but strangely alluring

[Ninanina]

I think not...

[Puffin]

scratchy scrote syndrome

[Marco]

sniff the Gouda

[Ninanina]

prefer it smooth...

[struth]

Its always best

[Marco]

trimming yer doubries

[Ninanina]

itchy and scratchy

[walpurgis]

pink and patchy

[Ninanina]

just use Nair

[walpurgis]

Just grilled rare

[Ninanina]

hurt the parts

[struth]

burn your hair

[Ninanina]

don't have that

[struth]

keeps you warm

[walpurgis]

knees are scuffed

[struth]

You need ointment

[walpurgis]

and clinic appointment

[Marco]

insert the toy

[walpurgis]

what's the ploy?

[struth]

cheeks are red

[walpurgis]

waddles and squeeks

[Marco]

does it whirr?

[walpurgis]

only a purr

[struth]

quiet little pussy

[Marco]

destined for sheering

[struth]

mutton or lamb

[Marco]

mutton dressed lamb

[Puffin]

Clothes on backwards

[walpurgis]

reverse and perverse

[struth]

small woolly mammoth

[Oddball]

with an enormous

[Marco]

protuberant appendage, glistening

[Puffin]

but blisters burst!

[Marco]

causing rapid deflation

[Oddball]

and tremendous wind

[struth]

through the kyber

[Marco]

removing ingrained debris

[Ninanina]

from the tubes/valves...

[Puffin]

cath owed money

[Oddball]

to Zopa but

[Puffin]

long'ad for Wonga

[Ninanina]

a rip off

[Marco]

that's a Brazilian! :D

[Ninanina]

it is indeed.... :lol:

[Ninanina]

it's so ouchy...

[Marco]

soothe that rash

[Ninanina]

with some ice

[struth]

or some Iodine :stalks: