Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[struth]

keeps you fit :eyebrows:

[Ninanina]

it's best way

[struth]

to keep young

[Oddball]

like a bung

[Marco]

to a waiter

[struth]

or up-the bum

[Oddball]

makes you glum

[struth]

as it would

[Oddball]

unless you're Julian

[struth]

clearly has chums

[Marco]

he enjoys rogering

[struth]

flaming james's bond

[The Black Adder]

licence to poo

[struth]

over Lue's diamond

[Oddball]

tipped nipple clamp

[struth]

used for wheels

[Ninanina]

to go fast

[struth]

free-wheeling toward paradise

[Ninanina]

paradise is bike-riding

[struth]

by dashboard light

[Ninanina]

you see loads..

[struth]

of tidal waves

[Ninanina]

coming in strong

[struth]

But it's far-away

[Ninanina]

then it hits..

[struth]

glowing like metal

[Oddball]

Mickeys bling show

[struth]

The mouse trap

[Ninanina]

has some cheese

[struth]

And some corn

[Ninanina]

to catch mouses

[struth]

in flagranti with

[Ninanina]

some nice Merlot..

[Oddball]

hens sipping chianti

[Ninanina]

clucking just nicely

[struth]

laying their eggs

[Ninanina]

their poor bums... :D

[struth]

looking like kippers

[Ninanina]

quite a stretch

[struth]

best using Botox

[walpurgis]

on limp buttocks

[Ninanina]

sounds so gross

[walpurgis]

worse to follow

[Ninanina]

bring it on...

[struth]

dangling dangle berries

[Ninanina]

bless you Grant...

[struth]

big belly raspberry

[Ninanina]

I hate raspberries

[Ninanina]

too many pips

[struth]

Gladys Knight agreed

[Ninanina]

she is great

[struth]

Queen of Motown

[walpurgis]

but very old

[Ninanina]

so am I :D

[walpurgis]

back of queue (shorty) :D

[Ninanina]

my legs are..

[struth]

Super shaped peaches

[walpurgis]

one each side (or you fall over) :lol:

[Ninanina]

but no cellulite...

[struth]

Massive gravitational pull

[Ninanina]

nice and trim..

[struth]

Tidy and slim

[Ninanina]

I think so

[struth]

Thats the bottom-line

[Ninanina]

bottom is ok'ish

[struth]

All that biking (lol)

[Ninanina]

keeps it well... ;)

[struth]

Toned and oiled

[Oddball]

up ready for

[struth]

That reaction action

[Oddball]

I'm easily led

[struth]

With a ring

[vegman1973]

IKEA was hell

[struth]

pressed tree droppings

[r100]

pop pop pop

[rdpx]

Pop, pop, POP

[Oddball]

goes the wizzle

[struth]

Both ends corked

[Marco]

fighting back fart-gas

[struth]

With inevitable leakages

[Oddball]

trench stench alert

[struth]

Hope this's mud

[Oddball]

Tiger feet time

[Marco]

That's neat, that's

[struth]

shitey feet, yuk

[Marco]

rancid 'Parmesan' socks

[struth]

shrunk wrapped on

[Ninanina]

nice and tight

[Oddball]

always a bonus

[Ninanina]

but to who ?

[vegman1973]

Can't beat Doors

[Ninanina]

Light My Fire

[Marco]

roast ya botty

[struth]

blow yir pi

[Ninanina]

nice and toasty

[struth]

Mine is toast

[Ninanina]

oh bless you

[walpurgis]

Oh. Who sneezed?

[struth]

Only my raspberry

[Ninanina]

nice one Geoff...

[Ninanina]

beat me there...!!!

[Marco]

with-a rubber sponge

[struth]

Oh yes, where?

[Marco]

deep into bean-ville

[Ninanina]

no not there !

[struth]

Causes Chicago poops

[Marco]

and middle-leg droops

[The Black Adder]

with flappy mincers

[Ninanina]

effeminate with it

[Marco]

wears ladies knickers

[Ninanina]

likes the silk..

[walpurgis]

twangs a gusset

[Roy S]

split the infinitive

[walpurgis]

is that definitive?

[struth]

Creasing the crease

[Ninanina]

unconditionally the final

[Ninanina]

beat me again...!! :doh:

[Roy S]

with the crop

[walpurgis]

black leather & boots

[Roy S]

tightly fitting jodphurs

[walpurgis]

and string vest

[DSJR]

Where's my pussies?????

[Marco]

shaved and moist

[Ninanina]

let them out ?

[Ninanina]

I'm too slow...

[struth]

enjoy it more

[Marco]

tease the tip

[Ninanina]

of your tongue

[Marco]

around the rim

[Roy S]

mind the sanilav

[Ninanina]

of a glass

[struth]

pair of nickers

[Ninanina]

a bit restrictive...

[struth]

and they steam-up

[Ninanina]

a nasty consequence

[Marco]

empty the contents

[struth]

doubles as-a potty

[Ninanina]

you're all potty... ;);)

[Marco]

catches the dribbles

[Ninanina]

on the chin...

[struth]

funny as sin

[Marco]

like milky gussets

[Ninanina]

you suffer Marco ?

[struth]

From huge piles

[Ninanina]

that's the sheep...

[Oddball]

interference for you

[struth]

wooly pile warmers

[Ninanina]

sheepskin is sexy...

[Oddball]

lanolin slides nicely

[Ninanina]

smells a bit

[Oddball]

adds to the

[Ninanina]

ambience of it

[walpurgis]

ignores the smell

[Ninanina]

to get down

[Marco]

amongst the seafood

[struth]

crack them open

[Oddball]

those juicy clams

[Marco]

glistening with succulent

[struth]

Juicy red tomatoes

[Oddball]

large sausage and

[The Black Adder]

yummy cheesy knick-knacks

[struth]

Served on a

[walpurgis]

bed of crushed

[struth]

flaccid lifeless meat

[Marco]

posing as a-cock

[walpurgis]

wearing a frock

[struth]

sometimes a Tutu:eyebrows:

[Marco]

depending the occasion

[Oddball]

covered in glitter

[struth]

showing the jockstring

[Marco]

to passing penguins

[Oddball]

riding funky mopeds

[Marco]

sporting cheeky grins

[struth]

Sticking to leatherette

[Marco]

matching their scants

[struth]

Leathureous musky scent

[Marco]

emitting from sodden

[struth]

straw filled kecks

[Marco]

long since abandoned

[struth]

for spandex g-string

[Marco]

fits snugly around

[struth]

the spam sandwich

[Marco]

pinch an inch?

[struth]

eat a foot

[Oddball]

more porks good

[struth]

for friction burns

[Marco]

Apply Vaseline to

[Ninanina]

parts that hurt

[struth]

then watch't fry

[Marco]

wear comfy knickers

[struth]

with interior coolpack

[Ninanina]

for the smoothness

[struth]

better than ice

[Ninanina]

which can burn

[struth]

cheeks of bum:eyebrows:

[Ninanina]

or other parts

[Oddball]

making them peakey

[Ninanina]

very sticky out

[walpurgis]

and slightly pouty

[Ninanina]

that can happen

[struth]

but is embarrassing

[Ninanina]

don't find that

[struth]

need magnifying glass

[Ninanina]

as large as

[walpurgis]

is big enough

[struth]

beat to-the music:eek:

[Ninanina]

that might hurt

[struth]

not if genetle

[Marco]

caressing delicate parts

[Ninanina]

is best way

[struth]

to raise smile

[Ninanina]

or just raise ...

[Marco]

increasing stiffness accordingly

[walpurgis]

till it goes

[struth]

your times up :eek:

[Ninanina]

then all deflated..

[struth]

like soggy hotdog

[Oddball]

dribbling runny mustard

[Marco]

when teased mercilessly

[struth]

poor toothless dog

[Marco]

with blue balls

[struth]

wrinkled and hairy

[Ninanina]

bald is best

[struth]

cold in winter

[walpurgis]

wear a hat

[struth]

A German helmet?

[walpurgis]

a naval tricorn?

[Marco]

with a Jap's-eye

[struth]

poking through the

[walpurgis]

front flap and

[Marco]

waving itself around

[struth]

like a boa-constrictor

[Marco]

unleash the beast

[The Black Adder]

today, I will :)

[Marco]

plug in a

[struth]

dry cell battery

[Marco]

and activate your

[The Black Adder]

Rhino Horn Multi-Tool

[Marco]

ram the hole

[The Black Adder]

until it flows

[Marco]

blood and juice

[struth]

Then wash hands

[Marco]

before stage 2

[struth]

Removing her gasket

[The Black Adder]

drained my sump

[Ninanina]

nice clean engine

[Marco]

soaking up debris

[struth]

With oily cloot

[Marco]

normally used for

[struth]

lubricating the rear