Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[walpurgis]

pressed the beeper

[Marco]

flicking the bean

[walpurgis]

giggles and screams

[mad-moon]

knickers all creamed

[andyrlb]

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[TheMooN]

Cannot Take Criticism

[Marco]

Attention-seekers R-Us

[walpurgis]

demented little universe

[User211]

Too sodding expensive

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[User211]

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[Marco]

demented little universe

Populated-by society's losers

[walpurgis]

and arselicking disciples

[Marco]

protecting their best-interests

[walpurgis]

with fearful paranoia

[mad-moon]

and cowardly demeanor

[walpurgis]

uncontrolled jealous ranting

[mad-moon]

nobody loves him

[struth]

Everybody irks him

[Cmarzot]

at dead-end job

[walpurgis]

fears shit allusions

[struth]

Fears the shits

[walpurgis]

life becoming one

[Puffin]

an irritable vowel

[struth]

The consonant bowel

[mad-moon]

constantly getting elbow

[TheMooN]

Ranting Bi-Polar Loon

[Cmarzot]

takes ups w'downs

[walpurgis]

but mostly down

[mad-moon]

and definitely out

[TheMooN]

Scuttling To Ingratiate

[TheMooN]

Ends-in Pathetic Failure

[Cmarzot]

epic describes it

[Marco]

raving sociopath shows-his

[walpurgis]

multiple personality flaws

[struth]

a persecutory delusion

[walpurgis]

raving bonkers forever

[Marco]

diagnosed as nutcase

[walpurgis]

with 'shit-for-brains' disciples

[Marco]

sickeningly sycophantic, and

[walpurgis]

brown nosed bastards

[mad-moon]

window licking retards

[walpurgis]

'keyboard warrior' wimps

[Marco]

clearly-unhappy with life

[walpurgis]

empty sad existences

[Cmarzot]

sets himself on-fire

[walpurgis]

needs prompt extinguishing

[Marco]

like certain trolls

[walpurgis]

root 'em out

[Cmarzot]

bash their heads

[walpurgis]

make them suffer

[Marco]

like no other

[struth]

Grind your underpants

[Marco]

to loosen-the shit

[walpurgis]

rubbing in grit

[Cmarzot]

moisten his clit

[walpurgis]

and her dick

[mad-moon]

a balls up

[walpurgis]

hermaphrodite gang bang

[Marco]

sell your sloppy-seconds

[prestonchipfryer]

flip those flaps

[Cmarzot]

droopy wizard's sleeve

[mad-moon]

Yellow thick load

[Marco]

dripping from tip

[TheMooN]

Little Alfi's Lost-It

[TheMooN]

Getting All Emotional

[Marco]

over faulty phonostages

[Joe]

and foo fuses

[Marco]

built by idiots

[User211]

Tested by enuchs

[TheMooN]

Faulty Or Cack

[Marco]

designer or product?

[TheMooN]

There's A Distincion

[TheMooN]

Want it back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Marco]

:wah::wah::wah:

:D:D :mental::mental:

[TheMooN]

Discount For Shill

[TheMooN]

My Speaker'sr Hot

[Marco]

so's my arse

[TheMooN]

Cease Connecting Plaky-Cack

[TheMooN]

In-series With Uranus

[mad-moon]

puffing weed again

[Marco]

because-of bake-off embarrassment

[Cmarzot]

former circle-jerk winner

[TheMooN]

My Ad-Hominem Rules

[TheMooN]

What A Tosser

[Castroil]

Why only Three?

[Puffin]

puffing weed again

who me? Sir

[Marco]

Jenny saw you

[walpurgis]

control-freaks 'r' us

[Marco]

housing deluded imbeciles

[walpurgis]

blow-jobs all round

[Marco]

wastes of oxygen

[walpurgis]

divorced from reality

[TheMooN]

Wastes Police Time

[walpurgis]

many allegations made

[Marco]

of nonce behaviour

[walpurgis]

ruin & disgrace loom

[TheMooN]

Wasteof NHS Funding

[walpurgis]

unless euthanasia chosen

[TheMooN]

Certain Lobotomy Candidate

[TheMooN]

Kinda Pathetic Really

[TheMooN]

Tilting At Windmills

[walpurgis]

cluster of inadequates

[Marco]

Jealous of other's

[struth]

Singing the blues

[walpurgis]

wallowing in their

[Marco]

cumulative gross irrelevance

[User211]

& shit musical taste

[walpurgis]

need wiping out

[Bigman80]

Paradise or Ark-less?

[User211]

cancel their reality

[Marco]

not reality, delusion

[Cmarzot]

recreational dissociate anesthetics

[walpurgis]

unclean stalking trolls

[Marco]

brown-tonged and subservient

[walpurgis]

inside-leg fondling deviancy

[Marco]

lingering too-long near

[TheMooN]

Not-so Savvy Faggotry

[TheMooN]

Atten-Shun Weener Eric

[TheMooN]

Loiters Near Urinals

[Marco]

eyeing-up pensioner's cocks

[TheMooN]

Not-so Savvy2 Swallow

[Marco]

his master's man-glue

[TheMooN]

Sticks PlaCky Cack

[walpurgis]

the one-eyed man

[Marco]

spied some Jap's-eyes

[walpurgis]

atop brown willy

[TheMooN]

Laughing At Mong

[TheMooN]

Placky Squark Box

[walpurgis]

perilously ignores warnings

[TheMooN]

Slurps Old Pants

[TheMooN]

Recidivist Inside-Leg Measurist

[walpurgis]

self destructive tendencies

[Marco]

for attracting ridicule

[walpurgis]

mocking-laughter all around

[struth]

Message in-a bottle

[walpurgis]

penny won't drop

[Marco]

how pathetic they-are

[walpurgis]

bark without bite

[Cmarzot]

solitary dry hump

[struth]

Tea without leaves

[Marco]

life without resentment

[Cmarzot]

drug induced sobriety

[mad-moon]

drinking mushroom brew

[Marco]

with other delinquents

[TheMooN]

Bloated-Fish......Small Pond

[User211]

Kr 300b rk

[Cmarzot]

sleeps with t'fishes

[mad-moon]

The Cod Father

[struth]

a fishy chap

[Marco]

after fingering her

[The Black Adder]

red post box

[mad-moon]

caught the pox

[struth]

from betty's box

[Marco]

wrap-her sox around

[mad-moon]

impersonate baby elephant

[Cmarzot]

working for peanuts

[mad-moon]

burger king employees

[Marco]

dine at McDonalds

[prestonchipfryer]

risking exploding bowels

[Marco]

shniff my arse-gas

[walpurgis]

victims blacking out

[struth]

kiss my grits

[Cmarzot]

gravy looks embarrassed

[mad-moon]

man in boat

[Marco]

was a scroat

[Cmarzot]

w'one hung low

[Marco]

the Chinese doctor

[struth]

lopped off his

[Marco]

bollarkz with a

[struth]

Pair of shears

[walpurgis]

fed to-the dog

[struth]

on-a silver platter

[walpurgis]

with side salad

[Marco]

of stewed snails

[struth]

and-some chilled sancerre

[User211]

munching thoriated tungsten

[Marco]

with pickled placenta

[walpurgis]

and soy sauce

[struth]

fried in garlic

[Marco]

and quim jelly

[Cmarzot]

found in beard

[walpurgis]

as was feared

[mad-moon]

saving for later

[User211]

spending for earlier

[Marco]

£5 soapy 'chug'

[Puffin]

£10 kill-a thug

[walpurgis]

the hit parade

[Puffin]

Jimmy's "special cuddle"

[Marco]

hands wandering where

[walpurgis]

auntie Nellie wants

[Marco]

near her untouched

[walpurgis]

boil peppered arse

[struth]

balancing on his

[Puffin]

engorged throtchula he

[mad-moon]

and his cock

[walpurgis]

chasing the chickens

[mad-moon]

and old milfs

[walpurgis]

cougar boogaloo......phew

[Cmarzot]

and older gilfs

[walpurgis]

grandpa bracing himself

[Cmarzot]

but forgets his

[walpurgis]

cocoa and slippers

[Cmarzot]

overdosed on Viagra

[walpurgis]

stiffness comes-with age

[struth]

Rigour not vigour

[Marco]

girth not length

[Cmarzot]

velveted helmeted warrior-o-love

[Marco]

tented, turtle-headed terror

[Cmarzot]

heat-seeking, one-eyed, trouser-trout

[walpurgis]

impressing knitting-circle ladies

[struth]

on balaclava duty

[Marco]

rob a Post-Office

[walpurgis]

nanny's stockings mask

[struth]

Daddies garter belt

[Marco]

secretly worn when

[walpurgis]

visiting masonic lodge

[struth]

And north wales

[walpurgis]

where sheep-are nervous

[struth]

Of man rams

[Puffin]

and split personalities

[walpurgis]

wearing ripped underpants

[Cmarzot]

camel-toe be gone

[Ninanina]

Very tight fitting

[walpurgis]

but slippery too

[Ninanina]

when it's wet

[struth]

like her bed-pad

[mad-moon]

her fanny wad

[struth]

driving us mad

[Cmarzot]

never drive mad

[Marco]

fire it-in regardless

[mad-moon]

fatty tatty watta

[Marco]

sweaty, between folds-of

[Puffin]

south downs sheila

[mad-moon]

in the bush

[Puffin]

whacked by rhetoric

[Cmarzot]

whacked by mob

[struth]

mugged by-a wacko

[Puffin]

jacked off by

[struth]

That guy Jacko

[walpurgis]

on his jack

[Puffin]

trolleyed and bladdered

[struth]

Best laid plans

[walpurgis]

scuppered as usual

[struth]

By overhead crane

[walpurgis]

and cosmic cataclysm

[struth]

Melting belly fat

[Cmarzot]

reveals tiny penis

[Marco]

hidden by sagging

[struth]

neighbour comes to-aid

[Marco]

with some pliers