Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Cmarzot]

kalosal keister kollider

[walpurgis]

painful fusion event

[mad-moon]

cheeks are impacted

[walpurgis]

barren loony landscape

[mad-moon]

sausage and beans

[Marco]

after a shag

[Light Dependant Resistor]

is utterly exhausted

[mad-moon]

reaming the pipe

[walpurgis]

trimming the wick

[Cmarzot]

after std diagnosis

[Marco]

a crusty tip

[mad-moon]

dried out mushroom

[Light Dependant Resistor]

doctor says OK

[walpurgis]

dick amputation required

[prestonchipfryer]

second opinion please

[Marco]

ask filthy Fiona

[Cmarzot]

nurse hatchet's sister

[mad-moon]

the cock chopper

[Marco]

mine's too thick:eyebrows:

[prestonchipfryer]

not for Claudette!

[mad-moon]

the cock chopper

[walpurgis]

It's a snip!

[Light Dependant Resistor]

boob cruise booked

[mad-moon]

population control too

[Pigmy Pony]

Said Mrs. Bobbitt

[Cmarzot]

sharpening her cleaver

[Marco]

trimming her beaver

[Pigmy Pony]

mowing her lawn

[mad-moon]

chewing the grass

[Cmarzot]

waxing the ass

[mad-moon]

somewhere in Brazil

[Cmarzot]

pube free state

[mad-moon]

nearly not quite

[walpurgis]

verging on almost

[mad-moon]

short and tight

[Cmarzot]

peroxide blond right?

[User211]

no Camilla Parker-Bowles

[prestonchipfryer]

greedily eating whales

[User211]

and the Prince

[struth]

Lord milky bar

[User211]

Ugly birch united

[User211]

Strong girl though

[mad-moon]

smells like gorganzola

[Marco]

underneath my foreskin

[walpurgis]

Nurse recoils horrified

[Cmarzot]

but dampens anyway

[Pigmy Pony]

with golden shower

[Marco]

sook ma pish!

[mad-moon]

The devils brew

[walpurgis]

pickled onion juice

[Cmarzot]

perfect douche solution

[prestonchipfryer]

Claudette keeps coming

[mad-moon]

Squirting all over

[struth]

With mr mustard

[walpurgis]

covered in custard

[struth]

dirty yellow bustard

[walpurgis]

kite shite spatters

[struth]

plays his washboard

[mad-moon]

close to chest

[walpurgis]

my string vest

[struth]

Her theory test

[mad-moon]

not the best

[walpurgis]

but who cares?

[mad-moon]

other road users

[Light Dependant Resistor]

head down and

[Cmarzot]

find dead end

[mad-moon]

cul de sac

[Light Dependant Resistor]

swing low sweet

[Pigmy Pony]

sweaty ball sac

[struth]

chew through it

[mad-moon]

carry me home

[Cmarzot]

I'm comin too

[mad-moon]

but is she?

[Cmarzot]

she's one behind

[mad-moon]

warm and wet

[Cmarzot]

rear entry mishap

[mad-moon]

difficult four points

[struth]

Map the underground

[Cmarzot]

silver bullet express

[mad-moon]

shoot the werewolf

[Cmarzot]

full moon tragedy

[Marco]

flaccid, drooping disappointment

[walpurgis]

said Vicar sighing

[mad-moon]

raise me up

[Pigmy Pony]

well blow me

[Cmarzot]

nailed to cross

[mad-moon]

latex clad dominatrix

[Marco]

Santa's sack contains

[mad-moon]

presents for children?

[Cmarzot]

coals from Newcastle?

[mad-moon]

Why Aye Man

[Cmarzot]

because god says

[walpurgis]

gizza fag mate

[struth]

Geez a jobbie

[mad-moon]

Nay feckin way

[Marco]

then sook ma-baws

[walpurgis]

said Vicar prancing

[Marco]

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[mad-moon]

swab ma sores

[Light Dependant Resistor]

oot the windae

[Cmarzot]

Lack-toast in toddler-ant

[walpurgis]

hagler dick retraction

[Light Dependant Resistor]

Ah dinnae ken

[mad-moon]

I don't understand

[Marco]

why your balls

[mad-moon]

haven't dropped yet

[Marco]

Let's change that

[Light Dependant Resistor]

Shoogle Wummin Shoogle

[Marco]

Plop...summat's dropped

[Pigmy Pony]

soprano to baritone

[mad-moon]

Boys to Men

[struth]

Men to women

[walpurgis]

tarts and ol'farts

[Marco]

shniff my fahrt

[Light Dependant Resistor]

again and again

[Marco]

until you're familiar

[struth]

with his diet

[walpurgis]

of fresh muffins

[Marco]

'muffin tops' rool...

[AJSki2fly]

Muffin-the-Mule is illegal

[walpurgis]

that's pretty beastly

[prestonchipfryer]

Claudette winced uncomfortably

[Marco]

as Tommy's thickness

[struth]

Trinder's "lucky People"

[Marco]

negotiated the tightness

[struth]

of her purse

[mad-moon]

snap shut flaps

[Marco]

leaving unfinished business

[mad-moon]

iced water required

[Marco]

to ease stiffness

[Cmarzot]

ball sack retracts

[mad-moon]

and penis droops

[Marco]

you've been blueballed

[mad-moon]

and he's snookered

[Marco]

prepare safety shot

[walpurgis]

fire across bows

[Marco]

potted the brown

[walpurgis]

oops, sorry Nurse

[Marco]

ease *this*, please

[walpurgis]

solution at hand

[Marco]

the milk maid

[walpurgis]

teasing-out every drop

[Marco]

of creamy man-glue

[Pigmy Pony]

mixed with poo

[mad-moon]

blood and grapes

[Light Dependant Resistor]

in and out

[Pigmy Pony]

feeling the strain

[mad-moon]

Piles of Piles

[Pigmy Pony]

Supposed Tory candidate

[struth]

she's-a killer queen

[User211]

Hi-Fi Sexual Innuendos

[Pigmy Pony]

Just like Mary-antoinette

[Marco]

who enjoyed donkeys

[mad-moon]

big fluffy ears

[Marco]

nicely engorged 'middle-leg'

[mad-moon]

Jake the peg

[Light Dependant Resistor]

Madame de Pompadour

[walpurgis]

powdered her hairs

[Marco]

with quim juice

[mad-moon]

a golden shower

[Marco]

prevents genital warts

[mad-moon]

from blocking entry

[Cmarzot]

walk-in massage parlor

[Marco]

where soapy wanks

[Light Dependant Resistor]

accompanied by thanks

[mad-moon]

pigs in blankets

[Cmarzot]

swine slumber party

[struth]

Piggery jiggery winkery

[mad-moon]

pop it's in

[Marco]

ball-deep, and fills

[mad-moon]

the crack in

[Cmarzot]

her front teeth

[Light Dependant Resistor]

revealing what has

[Marco]

left a cheesy-froth

[mad-moon]

from tongue thrush

[Cmarzot]

bird in mouth

[Scooby]

Two in bush

[mad-moon]

one in hand

[Cmarzot]

foot in mouth

[mad-moon]

of mad cow

[Cmarzot]

who, Donald Trump?

[mad-moon]

That's the boy!

[Cmarzot]

Putin's bottom boy

[mad-moon]

loves being fisted

[Cmarzot]

then talks shitte

[Marco]

instead of gobbling

[Cmarzot]

department o' Soviet dissatisfaction

[mad-moon]

Russians didn't come

[Marco]

Helga, CAME, though...

[mad-moon]

squirmed and squirted

[Cmarzot]

watching pee-pee tape

[mad-moon]

On Golden Pond?

[Light Dependant Resistor]

making a splash

[Marco]

in your nappy

[Light Dependant Resistor]

is such fun

[Marco]

'mummy' spanks you

[Light Dependant Resistor]

in her dreams

[mad-moon]

she does Dallas

[Marco]

and donkeys, occasionally

[AJSki2fly]

il pleut beaucoup

[walpurgis]

what a shower

[Marco]

all 'golden' and

[AJSki2fly]

all that glistens

[Marco]

on your bellend

[Cmarzot]

needs a'good buffing

[Marco]

to remove cheesy

[mad-moon]

smeg build up

[Light Dependant Resistor]

one has to

[Marco]

apply a chisel

[AJSki2fly]

for sharp tip

[Marco]

loosening the crud

[mad-moon]

from jap's eye

[Light Dependant Resistor]

but remembering to

[walpurgis]

apply extra leverage

[Cmarzot]

just under lid

[Marco]

where the froth

[Light Dependant Resistor]

sticks like glue

[mad-moon]

it's super spunk

[Marco]

potent man glue

[Light Dependant Resistor]

Johnny Winter says...

[Cmarzot]

I'm not dead!

[Light Dependant Resistor]

If resurrected he

[Light Dependant Resistor]

would play Great

[Light Dependant Resistor]

balls of Fire

[Marco]

I've just 'pumped'

[walpurgis]

me bicycle tyres

[Marco]

full of fart-gas

[mad-moon]

you'll need insurance

[Cmarzot]

to payoff the

[User211]

hooker's excessive charges

[mad-moon]

for blow job

[Marco]

£100 for soapy-wanks:doh:

[mad-moon]

washing the torpedo

[User211]

Vile of Viagra

[Cmarzot]

guaranteed not to

[Marco]

wilt under pressure

[Light Dependant Resistor]

will help to

[mad-moon]

rise and shine

[walpurgis]

droop and dribble

[mad-moon]

after shot off

[Marco]

it usually softens

[walpurgis]

Matron's forbidding countenance

[Cmarzot]

and morning stool

[Marco]

firm, nicely 'marbled'

[struth]

chunk of granite

[Cmarzot]

bloody and mucousey

[walpurgis]

rare steak dinner

[mad-moon]

becaue it's expensive

[Cmarzot]

to fix hemorrhoids

[Marco]

and rampant narcissism