Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[mad-moon]

cucumbers carrots parsnips

[Alex_UK]

cabbage patch kids

[Marco]

slippy, smelly skids

[Ninanina]

so many veggies

[Marco]

making poo sloppy

[Ninanina]

thinking something else...

[Marco]

ah, cucumber cocktails:eyebrows:

[Ninanina]

that sounds nice...:lol:

[mad-moon]

Yeah but naughty

[Ninanina]

that's great though

[Vince]

Bollocks on show

[Light Dependant Resistor]

a farting competition

[Marco]

won comprehensibly by

[struth]

a big arsehole

[Marco]

big ass, more-gas

[Light Dependant Resistor]

runner up jealous

[Light Dependant Resistor]

calls for re-match

[struth]

bottoms up lads

[Marco]

pop one out

[Alex_UK]

To the shops


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[struth]

For extra rolls

[mad-moon]

for follow through

[struth]

Wet behind flaps

[Marco]

test the absorbency

[thingfish]

Black Tena Panties.

[Marco]

saturated beyond use

[Vince]

Loadsa urine abuse

[Marco]

Just use Pampers

[hal55]

Forgot the insurance

[struth]

got mine on:eyebrows:

[Pigmy Pony]

sold mine on

[Marco]

squeeze it out

[struth]

Dry by fire

[Alex_UK]

Fly by wire


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[mad-moon]

nuked in Microwave

[struth]

Producing long pong

[Marco]

of stagnant drains

[mad-moon]

kebab meat grease

[struth]

Staining ones socks

[Alex_UK]

Contracting chicken pox


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[struth]

Soaking goldies locks

[Marco]

squeezing a plook

[struth]

On cherubs ass

[mad-moon]

with an arrow

[struth]

To the marrow

[mad-moon]

In fat end

[Vince]

Smelly bell end

[struth]

fart in submarine

[Marco]

wearing a spacesuit

[Pigmy Pony]

not welcome here

[mad-moon]

On your planet

[Marco]

of flatulent guttersnipes

[mad-moon]

bash street kids

[Marco]

bashing one out

[mad-moon]

of Gnashers arse

[Marco]

I smell raisins

[mad-moon]

a poisonous fart

[struth]

Work of art

[Light Dependant Resistor]

deserving 1/2-hourly repeats

[Light Dependant Resistor]

uncensored on smellievision

[mad-moon]

A smart Fella.

[Light Dependant Resistor]

not to be-seen

[mad-moon]

squeezing one out

[Marco]

after 6pm Tuesdays

[struth]

Live in Wrexham

[Marco]

where well-hung Italians

[Light Dependant Resistor]

possess extraordinary meat

[struth]

tenderizer for tenderizing

[Marco]

girth versus length

[Light Dependant Resistor]

proving that their

[Light Dependant Resistor]

larger size was

[struth]

All in mind

[Marco]

confirmed by protuberance

[mad-moon]

Or lack of

[Marco]

the requisite stiffness

[gwernaffield]

solid air pylons

[mad-moon]

Floppy and swinging

[Vince]

Sloppy and minging

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[Marco]

her adult nappy

[thingfish]

Tight but Snappy

[mad-moon]

round her knees

[thingfish]

Police Prison Vice.

[mad-moon]

Oh leg restraints

[thingfish]

Mace your eyes.

[mad-moon]

Nothing between ears

[Marco]

but broken bottles

[mad-moon]

of the Bucky

[Marco]

you feeling lucky?

[mad-moon]

Are you, punk?

[Alex_UK]

make my day

[mad-moon]

I Reckon so

[Marco]

if Betty, bent

[Light Dependant Resistor]

over then it

[mad-moon]

blocked the sun

[Vince]

Up the bum

[prestonchipfryer]

tight as-a drum

[Marco]

needs making moist

[mad-moon]

easing the seizing

[Ninanina]

nice and slippy

[mad-moon]

dancing on ice

[Ninanina]

such a thin

[mad-moon]

good for sandwiches

[Ninanina]

like a threesome

[Marco]

3 girls &-a-spyhole...

[Ninanina]

no 2 guys :eyebrows:

[Marco]

and a cucumber

[Ninanina]

gotta include one

[Alex_UK]

Diced and pickled


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[Ninanina]

no defo whole...

[Alex_UK]

Or every hole


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[Ninanina]

that sounds enjoyable

[Vince]

It certainly is

[mad-moon]

if you're watching

[Alex_UK]

Wallace and Gromit

[mad-moon]

with trousers down

[Light Dependant Resistor]

wait for the

[Light Dependant Resistor]

end of winter

[Marco]

before wearing frocks

[mad-moon]

on your cocks

[AJSki2fly]

Slippery willy warmers

[mad-moon]

Not flash lights

[Marco]

or grannies tights

[Vince]

Allin gypsy fights

[Marco]

bitches gettin' down

[Ninanina]

to some fun

[Marco]

all girls together

[Ninanina]

and a guy

[Marco]

sitting watching while

[Ninanina]

they are playing

[User211]

With Mark Levinson's

[mad-moon]

Meat and Veg

[Ninanina]

Some nice cucumbers

[mad-moon]

The magic ones

[Ninanina]

bent ones better

[mad-moon]

must be gay

[Ninanina]

get's the g

[mad-moon]

spot the spot

[Ninanina]

that's so good

[mad-moon]

Hit the bullseye

[Ninanina]

it does that

[mad-moon]

causing uncontrolable shudders

[Ninanina]

getting me going... :lol:

[mad-moon]

Just with words;)

[Frazeur1]

Make her squirm

[mad-moon]

the gyrating rabbit

[Marco]

teasing her bean

[mad-moon]

and lentil broth

[Marco]

which leaked, after

[mad-moon]

going through her

[Ninanina]

bits with care

[mad-moon]

like a porsche

[Ninanina]

a rear one

[mad-moon]

a red one

[Ninanina]

it'll do that

[mad-moon]

stings your ring

[Ninanina]

no it doesn't :eyebrows:

[mad-moon]

I wouldn't know

[Ninanina]

gotta have experience...

[mad-moon]

not very likely

[Ninanina]

that's a shame...

[Frazeur1]

Plenty of lube

[Ninanina]

way to go

[mad-moon]

Strictly no entry

[Ninanina]

that's no fun

[Marco]

break the rules

[Ninanina]

Can do that

[Marco]

and 'enter' regardless

[User211]

bah bah banana

[Ninanina]

cues much better

[Alex_UK]

with chalk applied

[mad-moon]

attempting easy pink

[mad-moon]

or difficult brown

[walpurgis]

accident in pants

[Marco]

a foul shot

[Vince]

Up the bot

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[Alex_UK]

Brown not pink

[Marco]

Cecil was peeved

[Vince]

Why he leaved

[mad-moon]

was a mystery

[Marco]

pooped his pants

[walpurgis]

whilst somersaulting over

[Marco]

Malcolm's middle leg

[mad-moon]

Jake the Peg

[Alex_UK]

diddle iddle iddle

[mad-moon]

cat and fiddle

[walpurgis]

busting for piddle

[mad-moon]

A Jimmy Riddle

[Marco]

a quick fiddle

[mad-moon]

constitutes a wank

[Marco]

Ah, pocket snooker...

[AJSki2fly]

Balls in pocket

[Alex_UK]

like a rocket

[Vince]

Always empty pockets

[Vince]

Upgraded electrical sockets

[mad-moon]

You's crazy man

[Marco]

polish your 'cue'

[Vince]

Take a pew

[Marco]

Have a poo

[prestonchipfryer]

At half-past two

[Marco]

stinking out loo

[prestonchipfryer]

Wafting, stinking, putrid

[walpurgis]

yet strangely appealing

[Marco]

like smegma foam

[walpurgis]

daubed thickly over

[Marco]

protruding erect nipples

[Alex_UK]

ready for grease

[mad-moon]

but nipples blocked

[Marco]

by slimy secretions

[Vince]

Big hard erections

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[Marco]

being 'nursed' by

[mad-moon]

Arkwrights busty fiance

[Ninanina]

with it between

[User211]

painful bondage device

[Ninanina]

ouchy very ouchy

[User211]

slap, whip, spank!

[Alex_UK]

very naughty boy

[User211]

rear intrusion inevitable

[mad-moon]

by the dog

[User211]

riddled with syphylis

[Marco]

but still rampant

[User211]

with no mercy

[prestonchipfryer]

throbbing but wobbly

[mad-moon]

his failing heart

[prestonchipfryer]

One last fart

[Marco]

before next one

[mad-moon]

his heart failed

[Vince]

Wife got bailed

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[Marco]

then quickly jailed

[walpurgis]

or firmly nailed

[Marco]

to the bed

[mad-moon]

by German Officer

[Vince]

Suits you Sir

[mad-moon]

Driving a Tiger

[User211]

on random psychedelics

[Ninanina]

mind so fuzzy

[AJSki2fly]

Chop mountain down

[mad-moon]

Grind the mind

[User211]

Dazed and confused

[Ninanina]

gets like that

[Vince]

Lucky black cat

[mad-moon]

Evil wicked witch

[Vince]

Dirty smelly bitch

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[walpurgis]

uncontrolled facial twitch

[Marco]

resulting from psychopathic

[Vince]

Nasty frightening episodes

[Marco]

lock-up your daughters!

[mad-moon]

German Officer's back

[Vince]

Got the knack

[Marco]

of deflowering maidens

[Vince]

Bigger bum boys