Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Ninanina]

So what's smaller? :D

size of Tena.... :eek:

[Marco]

:lolsign:

renamed wee-wee girl

[Ninanina]

:lolsign:

renamed wee-wee girl

:rfl::rfl:

was a joke...:eek:

[walpurgis]

taking the piss? :eek:

[Ninanina]

taking the piss? :eek:

nice one that :D:D

[struth]

absorbing more than

[Ninanina]

cotton can do..

[struth]

sweet Egyptian cotton

[Ninanina]

is the smoothest

[walpurgis]

for sliding along

[struth]

and keeping cool

[walpurgis]

who's the coolest?

[struth]

Liquid nitrogen possibly

[Ninanina]

maybe frigid person

[walpurgis]

No. Surely not.

[Ninanina]

how can they...??

[Ninanina]

be so cold....

[struth]

and darkly comic

[Oddball]

said Mr Frosty

[Marco]

to Miss Flick-Bean

[Oddball]

caressing his icicle

[struth]

with hot tongue

[Marco]

teasing the tip

[twickers]

causing a drip

[Oddball]

of milky slush

[struth]

like a lush

[Oddball]

fountain of Fairy

[struth]

Liquid softening your...

[Oddball]

dried on dirt

[Marco]

clinging stubbornly to

[Oddball]

your arseless chaps

[Marco]

like a floppy

[walpurgis]

drive is antiquated

[struth]

causing chapped cheeks

[walpurgis]

and chipped chops

[struth]

and black balls

[walpurgis]

pot the pink

[struth]

Knocked for six

[Marco]

'Blue balls' are

[struth]

Cold and sore

[Marco]

frustrated and full

[struth]

Crushed and leaking

[Marco]

release is imminent

[twickers]

said his eminence

[Marco]

focus thy flow

[Oddball]

dear choir boys

[struth]

Crouching their ends

[Ninanina]

on prayer books

[Oddball]

in church ingelnooks

[Oddball]

whilst playing scrabble

[Oddball]

quiet here innit

[Marco]

Fancy a shag?

[Light Dependant Resistor]

pile carpet she

[Puffin]

vomited backwards with

[struth]

disgust seeing such

[Light Dependant Resistor]

a carpet laid

[Puffin]

vertically against infinity

[struth]

far out man

[r100]

inconspicuously pulling out

[walpurgis]

a monstrously large

[Oddball]

stick of rhubarb

[struth]

for juicy dipping

[Oddball]

into sticky orifices

[struth]

Wont wash off

[Oddball]

need a scrubber

[struth]

Could use-a scrubber:eyebrows:

[Marco]

Call Tarty Tracy!

[struth]

Feathery loose women

[Marco]

they're as slack

[struth]

As Alice's knickers

[Oddball]

and Nora Batty's

[struth]

wrinkled old ass

[Marco]

prepared for entry

[The Black Adder]

Yup, Roger that

[struth]

Butt only-if blind

[Marco]

or desperate because

[struth]

of-the odorous nature....

[Marco]

of her pish-flaps

[Ninanina]

or nice paps..

[struth]

wearing rubber support

[walpurgis]

over the bulging

[Ninanina]

muscles that abound

[struth]

those huge mounds

[Ninanina]

you been looking ?? :doh:

[struth]

Well, hoping to ;)

[walpurgis]

get end dipped

[struth]

In Sugar's Candy

[Marco]

before sucking off

[struth]

His iced lolly

[walpurgis]

by naughty Polly

[struth]

who was-a dolly

[Marco]

Good golly, Miss

[Puffin]

Baldgrinder having shot

[Marco]

his dirty water

[struth]

Down her plughole

[Marco]

rinsing out the

[struth]

Suds with warm...

[Oddball]

coconut milk issueing

[struth]

a plaintive curse

[Marco]

she wants soiling

[struth]

panties need boiling

[Marco]

dissolving the crust

[struth]

and caustic soda

[Oddball]

crank the mangle

[struth]

causing runaway emissions

[walpurgis]

spattering all over

[struth]

once white undergarments

[walpurgis]

of the Royal

[struth]

knickers drawer curator

[Marco]

cataloguing cotton gussets

[struth]

and checking for....

[walpurgis]

pimply outbreaks on

[struth]

Prince's best codpiece

[twickers]

with pustule oozing

[struth]

on the tip

[Marco]

causing 'snail trails'

[struth]

of vadge jelly

[Marco]

pearlescent and inviting

[struth]

slippery friction free

[r100]

mounted on magnets

[walpurgis]

why is a

[walpurgis]

suck job called

[walpurgis]

a blow job?

[Oddball]

asked Monica wiping

[struth]

her forehead rapidly

[walpurgis]

before the next

[struth]

shotgun onslaught covers

[Marco]

her coupon with

[Oddball]

sticky score draws

[struth]

And own goal

[r100]

this ***** sucks

[walpurgis]

too ****** bad

[twickers]

too ******* right

[Marco]

ram her ******

[walpurgis]

firm, tasty ************

[Marco]

Oops, a jobby

[walpurgis]

and all chocolatey

[struth]

tasty and melty

[walpurgis]

savour the flavour

[struth]

smell the cheese

[Oddball]

smear a cracker

[struth]

But not-a slapper

[Ninanina]

don't need those

[walpurgis]

I'll take 'em :lol:

[Oddball]

from behind said

[Marco]

Geoff, whipping out :eyebrows:

[walpurgis]

the baby oil

[Oddball]

and an enormous

[walpurgis]

box full of

[struth]

Marigold extra lifes

[walpurgis]

for stretching over

[Marco]

the engorged stiffness

[struth]

of parliamentary member

[walpurgis]

a big Nob

[struth]

In-a small cuntry

[Marco]

the tossers outweigh

[struth]

The fatty acids

[Oddball]

and curly wurly's

[Marco]

peeking-out from botties

[Ninanina]

a midnight post

[Ninanina]

now it's 2016...

[walpurgis]

'bout time you (showed up) :).

[walpurgis]

a midnight post

(to) hitch sheep to

[Ninanina]

probably Marco's flock

[Marco]

I'd bang it! :D

[walpurgis]

I'd bang it! :D

line up mate (and I get the pretty one!) :eyebrows: :lol:.

[Oddball]

away the sheepshaggers

[struth]

The northern blight

[Marco]

replete with shite

[struth]

Toasting on fire

[Oddball]

minty lamb chops

[struth]

Being licked droolingly

[Marco]

along with pish-flaps

[struth]

after being plucked

[Oddball]

you cunning linguist

[struth]

sly as-the pox

[Oddball]

in your bedsocks

[struth]

soaked in pea-juice

[Marco]

and cheesy sweat

[struth]

Mixing and fermenting

[Oddball]

squirting his cementing

[struth]

Fluid down his

[Oddball]

bright red ballcock

[Marco]

caked in smegma

[struth]

Yet glowing opaquely

[Puffin]

grotesquely distorted glans

[Marco]

engorged and inflamed

[struth]

And red too!

[walpurgis]

like a communistic

[Marco]

statement of protuberance

[struth]

Exciting slack Alice

[Oddball]

till her fanjita

[struth]

Dried-up chicken style

[Marco]

needing 'lubricated' with

[struth]

Olive's oily juices

[Marco]

soiled and congealed

[struth]

Requiring cheese grater

[Marco]

applied strategically to

[struth]

His bell end

[Marco]

covered in cheddar

[struth]

Naturally coloured grossness

[Marco]

close to decomposing

[struth]

And fertilizing her

[Marco]

flower with creamy

[struth]

Banana milk shake

[Marco]

tangy and refreshing

[Puffin]

a lemon entry

[Marco]

de-juice her segments

[struth]

cheek sucking sourness

[Ninanina]

like some sherbet

[Marco]

dabbed onto nipples

[struth]

blocking the hole

[Marco]

making penetration impossible

[Ninanina]

with liquorice stick

[Marco]

would bend, no? :eyebrows:

[Ninanina]

would bend, no? :eyebrows:

depends on girth...:eek:

[Marco]

or wetness of

[Ninanina]

the slippery bits

[Puffin]

chase the chocolate

[Marco]

around the rim

[Puffin]

pacific or specific?

[struth]

Of South Pacific

[Light Dependant Resistor]

supermarket prices were

[struth]

Cause of blue

[Marco]

balls, throughout Bathgate

[struth]

Spaghetti testi blues

[Marco]

Sook ma sauce!

[struth]

Said mama to

[Marco]

dada whilst spreading

[struth]

Ragu dressed mutton

[Marco]

on her pishers

[struth]

Provocative Improved flavour

[Marco]

slightly acrid, but

[struth]

But Purrfectly strokable

[Marco]

only bites when

[struth]

Stroked wrong way

[Marco]

without sufficient foreplay

[struth]

Or oral lubrication

[Marco]

flicking your tongue

[Oddball]

banging the gong

[Marco]

sniffing the pong

[The Black Adder]

ping pongy Thong

[Marco]

stuck to her-chuff

[struth]

Not covering enough

[Marco]

of her cellulite

[struth]

Balls got swallowed

[cargar]

munched and crunched

[Marco]

by bisexual wombats

[struth]

And Nora Batty

[Marco]

her wrinkled stockings