Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[walpurgis]

right said fred

[Marco]

had an enormous

[struth]

big lead bed

[Marco]

on which he

[struth]

swung his tackle

[walpurgis]

whilst fly fishing

[struth]

catching his fly

[Marco]

on his cock

[walpurgis]

a doodle do

[southall-1998]

Up her arse!

S.

[Marco]

6-jobby deep

[struth]

big heavin' mass

[Marco]

of suppurating puss

[struth]

dribbling out of

[Marco]

every available orifice

[struth]

over shoeshine boy

[Marco]

offering 'extras' to

[struth]

polish her endpiece

[walpurgis]

to a glowing

[struth]

sapphire coloured glow

[Marco]

after her pummelling

[struth]

On the floor

[Marco]

causing friction burns

[struth]

Around knee caps

[walpurgis]

and inside pants

[struth]

Wrapped round botty

[Marco]

red and sore

[struth]

the vicar swore

[walpurgis]

blind he hadn't

[struth]

wore his clerical

[walpurgis]

string vest over

[struth]

Baggy hair shirt

[Marco]

exposing stiffened nipples

[walpurgis]

to gathered crowds

[struth]

Producing yfront salutes

[Marco]

with sticky skidmarks

[struth]

That no-longer skid

[Marco]

but remain stubbornly

[prestonchipfryer]

attached by bog-roll

[struth]

To his rearquarters

[Ninanina]

Up your b*m

[walpurgis]

wrapped in barbed-wire

[Yomanze]

Hyphenated doesn't count! [emoji14] :D

[walpurgis]

Hyphenated doesn't count! [emoji14] :D

what about apostrophes

[struth]

yes-it bloody does ....;) (within reason)

[Ninanina]

doh more doh !

[Yomanze]

what about apostrophes
They aren't words. :D

[Yomanze]

yes-it bloody does ....;) (within reason)
What-ev-er. ;)

[walpurgis]

this is silly

[Yomanze]

Being a hillbilly

[Marco]

and wearing ladies

[Yomanze]

Socks with cake

[struth]

icing inside toes

[Yomanze]

Squeezed on cake

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[struth]

leaving nail prints

[Marco]

on strange areas

[struth]

feeling anal about-it

[Marco]

she loves-it rough

[struth]

like her face

[Marco]

full of plooks

[struth]

Craters of moon

[Marco]

sook the puss

[struth]

with cotton mouth

[walpurgis]

and furry tongue

[struth]

tickling her tonsils

[Marco]

with his huge

[Ninanina]

long green cucumber :eek:

[struth]

direct from mars

[walpurgis]

chunky chocolate bars

[Marco]

filled the pan

[struth]

bubbling over occasionally

[walpurgis]

foetid and stagnant

[Marco]

with 'bits' in

[southall-1998]

My sexy feet.

S.

[struth]

dance to-the beat

[walpurgis]

waving yer meat

[Marco]

Sniff that pong!

[struth]

lingering too long

[walpurgis]

lingerie and thong

[struth]

Jock and strap

[walpurgis]

pony and trap

[struth]

get the clap

[walpurgis]

scrape the scabs

[southall-1998]

On Shane's feet!

S.

[struth]

With sandpaper sheets

[walpurgis]

four king hale

[southall-1998]

Shane must poop!

S.

[struth]

all pooped out ;)

[Marco]

drop your jobbies

[struth]

raise your braces

[walpurgis]

wedge 'o' matic

[struth]

with cheese wire

[walpurgis]

stilton like whiff

[struth]

pervading from slit

[walpurgis]

in gimp suit

[struth]

hot and sweaty

[09mike69]

for f**k sake!!!!

[walpurgis]

a trojan horse

[walpurgis]

kick up the

[struth]

Jack assed mule

[walpurgis]

ridden by deranged

[struth]

Leg shaking artiste

[prestonchipfryer]

with a drooping

[walpurgis]

big droopy thing

[struth]

From rainy dear

[walpurgis]

noddy and big

[prestonchipfryer]

ears furtively wanking

[walpurgis]

behind snow white

[struth]

and seven inch

[walpurgis]

hi ho silver

[struth]

ha'way the lads

[southall-1998]

My bottom itches!

S.

[prestonchipfryer]

caused by scabs

[struth]

Big festering ones

[walpurgis]

with cacky encrustation

[worrasf]

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[struth]

Hang Em High

[walpurgis]

until they're dry

[Marco]

skidmarks nicely solidified

[struth]

with latte macchiato

[Marco]

those creamy dewdrops

[struth]

just wont washout

[southall-1998]

Her sexy feet.

S.

[walpurgis]

plates of meat

[struth]

Yards of ale

[walpurgis]

beyond the pale

[struth]

Bucket of hyacinths

[Marco]

lay a moist

[struth]

Xmas baby boy

[walpurgis]

pull a cracker

[struth]

Wash the dishes

[Marco]

ya cow, or

[walpurgis]

I'll put on

[southall-1998]

My red dress.

S.

[struth]

and peepshow bra

[walpurgis]

cold turkey today

[struth]

No clothes on

[walpurgis]

the washing line

[struth]

Starkly bereft of

[walpurgis]

aunty's frilly bloomers

[Marco]

were caked in

[struth]

Brownie spongecake juice

[Marco]

mixed with fanny-oil

[struth]

Pro chef additive

[Marco]

along with cock-cheese

[struth]

stir and simmer

[Marco]

until desired consistency

[struth]

Achieving neutral density

[Marco]

of the smegma

[struth]

From Alf Garnet

[struth]

auld lang syne

[Marco]

pished ma panteez

[brian2957]

Another year over .

[walpurgis]

another one started

[struth]

Hopper needs emptying

[Marco]

balls need scrubbing

[struth]

In filthy bog

[Marco]

dissolving the crust

[struth]

With salty water

[walpurgis]

on big hairy

[struth]

Mary, wife of

[walpurgis]

dauphin Francis of

[Marco]

The Gorbals, Glasgow

[walpurgis]

who swigged his

[struth]

Fortified medicinal vino

[Marco]

whilst picking scabs

[struth]

Off big toe

[Marco]

and chewing them

[struth]

In buttered bread

[Marco]

allowing the sludge

[struth]

To seap through

[Marco]

savouring the cheesiness

[walpurgis]

of filth laden

[struth]

swollen love bags

[Marco]

infected with suppurating

[walpurgis]

pustule like lumps

[Marco]

ready to burst

[struth]

or even explode

[walpurgis]

blowing the vicar's

[struth]

candle light vigil

[walpurgis]

over Gloria's huge

[struth]

Round ample bottom

[walpurgis]

crapped in pants

[walpurgis]

she was undieturd

[Ninanina]

and under-whelmed...

[Marco]

seeing his floppy

[walpurgis]

gut hanging over

[struth]

her dress band

[southall-1998]

Walpurgis needs Naim.

S.

[walpurgis]

don't use doorstops

[Ninanina]

don't use doorstops

best description yet ;)

[struth]

Wet and dry

[walpurgis]

soggy and trickling

[struth]

dry and cracking

[Marco]

like her pishers

[struth]

after weeks of

[Marco]

haemorrhaging fanny oil

[struth]

from her porthole

[walpurgis]

mop and bucket

[Marco]

draining the 'juice'

[struth]

Stamping her ticket

[walpurgis]

stretching the frilly

[Marco]

gusset on her

[struth]

Main accomodation centre

[Marco]

offering some 'extras'

[struth]

across the board

[walpurgis]

Monday's 'special' being

[struth]

boiled meat balls

[walpurgis]

over Niagara Falls

[Marco]

Gobble them whole

[struth]

lay them again

[walpurgis]

lengthways along the

[struth]

gentleman's cod piece

[Marco]

Tearing her tights

[struth]

gasps and grasps

[walpurgis]

the business end

[struth]

of his corporation

[Marco]

dwarfing his stiffy

[struth]

but keeping-it warm

[Marco]

and throbbing, ready

[struth]

For cut-and thrust

[Marco]

sloppy wet, rumpy-pumpy

[struth]

On-a spiked waterbed

[Marco]

ramming her ring

[struth]

Piece down on-it

[walpurgis]

squelchy around the

[struth]

toenails causing fungus

[walpurgis]

on tender bits

[struth]

caused by inbreeding

[Marco]

by resident pygmies

[walpurgis]

dressed as popeye

[Light Dependant Resistor]

on their knees

[struth]

Begging for it

[Marco]

Badly needing banged

[struth]

Or rear shunted

[Light Dependant Resistor]

with choirs singing

[walpurgis]

bawdy sea shanties

[struth]

gory glory hallelujah

[walpurgis]

fart fumes penetrating

[struth]

emergency fire barrier

[walpurgis]

at back-of pants

[struth]

between the saddlebags

[Marco]

and her cellulite-scars

[walpurgis]

photographically immortalised for

[struth]

Her alltime love

[walpurgis]

and his scrapbook

[struth]

Of flatulent hermits

[brian2957]

And joystick afficianados

[Marco]

endlessly playing with

[Ninanina]

the left overs