Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[The Black Adder]

smelt like fish

[Marco]

Therefore, I devoured

[The Black Adder]

her fruity spangle

[Marco]

tangy and succulent

[Puffin]

like warthog cordwangle

[Marco]

only less filling

[The Black Adder]

She said yes...

[The Black Adder]

I said no...

[The Black Adder]

She said stop

[The Black Adder]

and I said...

[Marco]

shut-it and open

[pjdowns]

Before getting cold

[The Black Adder]

yes! Yes! YES!

[twickers]

came the cry

[prestonchipfryer]

fisherman's pussy pie

[The Black Adder]

...then she sighed

[pjdowns]

eating a chunk

[Marco]

of her tampon

[The Black Adder]

clagnuts and chocolate

[Marco]

clots 'n' jelly

[The Black Adder]

in my welly

[prestonchipfryer]

floppy, flabby belly

[pjdowns]

Stucky sucky wuck

[The Black Adder]

The egg man

[Marco]

fertilised her ovaries

[pjdowns]

with his special

[The Black Adder]

rod of meat

[Marco]

although sadly vegeterian

[Yomanze]

Accompanying horrendous farts

[The Black Adder]

a rubber aubergine

[prestonchipfryer]

was incorrectly inserted

[Marco]

to Martian standards

[The Black Adder]

you twist it

[pjdowns]

And shout out

[walpurgis]

Here's a big'n

[prestonchipfryer]

Oh! bugger me!

[Roy S]

With a Cucumber

[The Black Adder]

make a salad

[Marco]

from brain matter

[The Black Adder]

add some Nigella

[pjdowns]

Oh yes please

[prestonchipfryer]

asparagus on toast

[The Black Adder]

Cake in bed

[Marco]

whilst eating chocolate

[The Black Adder]

and her buns

[prestonchipfryer]

dribbling with juice

[pjdowns]

Over and over

[Puffin]

hurry up harry!

[pjdowns]

William's on route

[Puffin]

Don't forget Derek!

[Marco]

and his elephant

[Puffin]

comes in pints

[pjdowns]

Very tasty pints

[Puffin]

big head bitter

[Marco]

Jap's-eye Jolly Juice

[Puffin]

wing for wong

[Marco]

showz yer wang-er

[The Black Adder]

joint of pork

[Puffin]

willy wonka didn't

[Marco]

play with plonka

[pjdowns]

Are you sure

[Marco]

check for 'protrusions'

[pjdowns]

or else you'll

[Marco]

forget your bike

[The Black Adder]

but it's yellow

[Marco]

so paint it

[dave2010]

with green spots

[The Black Adder]

you have spots?

[realysm42]

No they're dots

[realysm42]

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis hepaticocholangiocholecystenterostomies floccinaucinihilipilification

[The Black Adder]

see the doctor

[Marco]

an incompetent alcoholic

[pjdowns]

Very smelly man

[The Black Adder]

dirty Trench coat

[Marco]

cheese infested socks

[The Black Adder]

a nice Welsh

[twickers]

rat infested pants

[Marco]

with rancid skidmarks

[pjdowns]

Horrid BO too

[The Black Adder]

on the Tarmac

[pjdowns]

Rubbing back/fourth

[Marco]

Wasn't it third? :D

[I presume that you meant back/forth, daftee?] ;)

[prestonchipfryer]

No! A turd

[Marco]

steaming and stinking

[The Black Adder]

floating and winking

[pjdowns]

[[I presume that you meant back/forth, daftee?] ;)[/QUOTE]

Yay, I officially get Daftee status :) ;)

[pjdowns]

swimming whilst swinging

[The Black Adder]

ooh! ahh! ooh!

[twickers]

cried the art-mistress

[Puffin]

why shave shit?

[pjdowns]

Remains a turd

[Puffin]

whether boiled, fried

[The Black Adder]

or by decapitation

[Marco]

savoury jobby fritters

[The Black Adder]

with jobby sauce

[Ninanina]

With booby undertones.......

[twickers]

slapping my cheeks

[pjdowns]

around and around

[Marco]

like a fat-bottomed

[pjdowns]

girl, singing a

[Roy S]

old sea shanty

[Ninanina]

Or two maybe .....

[pjdowns]

na that's silly ;)

[Ninanina]

na that's silly ;)

I thought so....

[pjdowns]

Yeah it's unfortunate

[Ninanina]

No more slapping....

[Marco]

you naughty little

[Ninanina]

No not really....

[Puffin]

runs Klip joint

[The Black Adder]

eating your cake

[Puffin]

laughing at sick

[pjdowns]

why do that?

[Puffin]

no-one else will

[pjdowns]

That is true :p

[Marco]

Lance that boil

[The Black Adder]

cook the goo

[Trumpton_Rioter]

been too busy

[Marco]

spanking yer monkey

[pjdowns]

hell yeah man!

[The Black Adder]

ride it cowboy

[pjdowns]

choke your chicken!!

[twickers]

smash his egg-in

[pjdowns]

that seems harsh

[Roy S]

crack that whip

[Ninanina]

in leather gear

[twickers]

tighten the nipple-clamps

[Roy S]

Roger the Cabinboy

[Marco]

twice on Tuesday

[Ninanina]

Randy the skipper !!

[Roy S]

Avast behind maties

[Marco]

avoid the rear-gunners!

[pjdowns]

visit the viper

[Ninanina]

Pugwash is alive.....

[Roy S]

No, Gordon's alive!

[pjdowns]

Alive and Kickin'

[The Black Adder]

Elvis is dead

[Ninanina]

Didn't know that

[losenotaminute]

stupid, sanctimonious dwarf

[pjdowns]

i've seen him

[Marco]

shakin' that ass...

[Ninanina]

and other bits.....

[pjdowns]

like shagging toast

[Marco]

with crusty 'bits'

[pjdowns]

Nice and chewy

[Marco]

with some man-gluey

[Roy S]

At 7am sharp

[twickers]

with loads'a money

[pjdowns]

That's Harry Enfield

[Marco]

exposing his protuberant

[Roy S]

ugly loft extension

[Puffin]

flip a coin

[pjdowns]

What, any coin?

[losenotaminute]

mass extinction event

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/bob-geldof-the-world-could-end-by-2030-8864186.html

[Ninanina]

silly old man......

[Ninanina]

OK in 1985......

[Marco]

we looked silly

[prestonchipfryer]

long fat willy

[Marco]

belonging to Billy

[Anti Meep]

Red White and Blue

[Anti Meep]

We Are Roosters

[Anti Meep]

Red White And

[Anti Meep]

Bluesters!

[pjdowns]

Taking it right

[Marco]

up the chuffer

[pjdowns]

Wow o wow

[walpurgis]

up the chuffer

meaning steam train

[twickers]

need some jelly

[Marco]

will placenta do?

[pjdowns]

for what purpose?

[Marco]

a sandwich filling

[realysm42]

Accused of schilling

[Marco]

by a lunatic

[Oldpinkman]

Burn a cable!

[Marco]

and your pants

[jollyfix]

Polishing speaker slabs

[prestonchipfryer]

heavily wallowing bottom

[Marco]

scarred with cellulite

[prestonchipfryer]

pustulating corrosive shite

[pjdowns]

Push through Potatoes

[Marco]

inside her leggings

[jollyfix]

Friction burns irritate

[Marco]

after some rumpy-pumpy

[jollyfix]

Curtains need cleaning

[Marco]

saddle-bags need sorting

[pjdowns]

Walls need painting

[Roy S]

Beaker needs emptying

http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1875847-Do-you-dunk-your-penis?pg=1

[twickers]

cock needs washing

[Marco]

smell that Parmesan!

[Rare Bird]

ballerkz need emptying

:eek:

[pjdowns]

Washing his juggles

[Marco]

belonging to Buggles

[pjdowns]

Eating his huggies

[prestonchipfryer]

buggering his buddies

[Marco]

with a Toblerone

[prestonchipfryer]

with vigorous insertion

[pjdowns]

and strong intent

[pjdowns]

watching more porn

[Roy S]

Pawning more watches

[pjdowns]

ticking tick tock

[twickers]

political thread time-bomb

[Marco]

rogering a ferret

[pjdowns]

A ferret prostitute

[audio39]

looking right rogered

[pjdowns]

behind the door

[Roy S]

hangs a truss

[Marco]

belonging to Gus

[pjdowns]

On a bus

[Puffin]

hold tight please!

[pjdowns]

Else you'll fall

[Marco]

we're passing Pimlico

[Puffin]

toss him off!

[pjdowns]

Now and then

[Marco]

some stains appear

[Puffin]

Bang! and the

[Yomanze]

Bitch was gone

[Puffin]

No Silly Bang?

[Marco]

up her botty

[Roy S]

'Barry Scott here!'

[Marco]

Fancy a shag?

[Mike g]

Fancy a shag?

Not with you

[Ninanina]

Maybe I'm Interested..........

[pjdowns]

Sounds extremely interesting :lol:

[Puffin]

like Cod sausages

[pjdowns]

Cod sausages, Really?

[Marco]

stroke my cod-piece

[Roy S]

Batter my sausage

[pjdowns]

Lick the tip

[Roy S]

Pickle my Gherkin

[Marco]

souse my savaloy

[Roy S]

smoke my haddock

[pjdowns]

Warm up Juliet

[cloth-ears]

Transistors are better :)

[Roy S]

Even Tranny Sisters?

[jollyfix]

Lick the Beggar

[Puffin]

Bugger the beggar

[jollyfix]

Fist the Scrounger

[Puffin]

Gobble the gobbler

[jollyfix]

Stuff the Turkey

[cloth-ears]

Breaking Bad Rocks

[jollyfix]

Fixing good socks

[Puffin]

this is bollocks

[jollyfix]

these are dangelers

[Puffin]

wot like jongleurs

[jollyfix]

No they jangle.

[pjdowns]

Slurping and Spitting

[cloth-ears]

quod erat demonstrandum

[Roy S]

hóper édei deîxai

[Frankyc2003]

Latin versus Greek

[cloth-ears]

My ones bigger

[Frankyc2003]

indeed it is!