Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[mad-moon]

wine into water

[Puffin]

tastes like piss

[mad-moon]

Yep Castlemaine XXXX

[walpurgis]

are you sure?

[mad-moon]

It's a ruse

[Puffin]

in fuck-me shoes

[Marco]

going round Asda

[struth]

down Hacklesfield way

[prestonchipfryer]

with the old-bag

[struth]

of floury baps

[mad-moon]

with fried eggs

[prestonchipfryer]

causing massive blockage

[mad-moon]

it's no yolk

[Marco]

that flushed tampon

[struth]

Squashed on avril

[Marco]

expanding with moisture

[struth]

from pal's johnny

[mad-moon]

and Billy Ray

[struth]

cyprus is hilly

[mad-moon]

mountains of mash

[Marco]

time to crash

[prestonchipfryer]

nasty, itchy rash

[Puffin]

scratch 'n sniff

[mad-moon]

The dogs bollocks

[walpurgis]

served for tea

[struth]

in latex mesh

[mad-moon]

needing a wesh

[struth]

Break neck speed

[walpurgis]

just meandering slowly

[mad-moon]

down Moon River

[struth]

Baboon's big blue

[mad-moon]

opposed to red

[struth]

king of-the swingers

[prestonchipfryer]

was very cross

[mad-moon]

he crucified everyone

[struth]

roman in-the gloamin'

[prestonchipfryer]

with Lassie barking

[struth]

With grave face

[mad-moon]

mad as hell

[struth]

Driven to drink

[mad-moon]

tied and dyed

[struth]

Laid to rest

[mad-moon]

tray of thirty

[struth]

Beef pot noodles

[mad-moon]

sit thee seldoon

[struth]

Break her wind

[mad-moon]

Stop her breath

[struth]

Coz it stinks

[Puffin]

putrid ethyl mercaptan

[walpurgis]

and other treats

[Ninanina]

that'll be Dreamies

[Puffin]

they REALLY stink

[Ninanina]

probably quite fishy

[struth]

More like pishy

[Ninanina]

an urban myth

[struth]

Sprouts taste good?

[Ninanina]

but quite bitter

[struth]

Passing from his

[mad-moon]

making smelly pumps

[Ninanina]

trainers aren't cool

[struth]

Worn in pool

[Ninanina]

on the spool

[walpurgis]

resembles a ghoul

[Ninanina]

it's a phantom

[struth]

Singing diva serenades

[Ninanina]

no just Castrato

[mad-moon]

now an aristocrat

[Ninanina]

so blue-blooded

[mad-moon]

Highest of high

[struth]

Ugly big bampot

[walpurgis]

in fart tainted

[mad-moon]

brown tartan kilt

[walpurgis]

and sofa throw

[mad-moon]

need throwing out

[Pigmy Pony]

dripping from ceiling

[Marco]

like solidified snot

[struth]

Very poor shot

[mad-moon]

lead in arse

[Marco]

landed on her-lap

[walpurgis]

dancing friend's huge

[mad-moon]

fleshy saveloy dip

[struth]

Up shit creek

[prestonchipfryer]

fat wobbly buttocks

[struth]

floating in lard

[Puffin]

healthy and delicious

[struth]

boiling cherry reds

[mad-moon]

dingle berry tart

[struth]

Dipped in butter

[mad-moon]

Garlic and bread

[struth]

pan and plain

[prestonchipfryer]

hard and crusty

[struth]

a nasal rockface

[mad-moon]

boogie on down

[struth]

scrape the beak

[mad-moon]

In the groove

[struth]

sharpen your tool

[Puffin]

you wanky fool

[struth]

spinning on stool

[mad-moon]

playing it cool

[struth]

acting the fool

[mad-moon]

Strawberries and cream

[struth]

Made in heaven

[walpurgis]

I don't care

[struth]

Nice tasty fare

[mad-moon]

covered in hair

[walpurgis]

it's almost square

[struth]

caused by-a dare

[walpurgis]

upsetting the mekon

[struth]

by stripping Dan

[walpurgis]

of his belt

[struth]

dropping his troos

[mad-moon]

on the town

[struth]

acts like clown

[mad-moon]

and was arrested

[struth]

by clown police

[prestonchipfryer]

for gross stupidity

[mad-moon]

a dozen dozen

[struth]

sleeping like baby

[mad-moon]

giving it zeds

[struth]

jumping the moon

[walpurgis]

in unfortunately-melted pyjamas

[mad-moon]

whilst eating bananas

[struth]

With whipped cream

[mad-moon]

decorated with sparklers

[walpurgis]

rubbed over auntie's

[mad-moon]

Long hardened nipples

[struth]

tough and fibrous

[mad-moon]

over cooked steak

[struth]

give it-a chew

[walpurgis]

two fingered salute

[struth]

is that victory-v

[mad-moon]

No, Polish army

[struth]

Prancers in-the lancers

[walpurgis]

driving mitsubishi cars

[struth]

through the air

[prestonchipfryer]

along the embankment

[struth]

Honking at-the gals

[mad-moon]

got no pals

[struth]

chumming sweaty betty

[mad-moon]

best he can

[struth]

bride's a madam

[walpurgis]

tart in trousseau

[struth]

with strawberry hat

[mad-moon]

and ginger locks

[struth]

And liquorice keys

[walpurgis]

toffee nosed gits

[Marco]

like being spanked

[walpurgis]

by matron and

[struth]

dr oetker's mum

[walpurgis]

taking the pizza

[struth]

for a walk

[Marco]

pulled pepperoni tastes

[struth]

From her cheesy

[mad-moon]

belly button wotsits

[struth]

old and soggy

[mad-moon]

fluff and grease

[walpurgis]

under the foreskin

[struth]

hanging out-of her

[walpurgis]

bag of nuts

[struth]

Explodes over floor

[walpurgis]

before her majesty

[struth]

Thora the third

[Marco]

scratched her arse

[walpurgis]

on sir rodger's

[Cmarzot]

Tepid turgent tiller

[Marco]

scraping the excreta

[mad-moon]

around the rim

[struth]

Of king Roger

[Marco]

riddled-with faecal incontinence

[struth]

Was well shitfaced

[walpurgis]

going through-the motions

[struth]

In the pan

[Marco]

with skittered knickers

[struth]

That wont flush

[mad-moon]

round the bend

[struth]

maddening the crowd

[mad-moon]

blocking the drains

[Marco]

with their bulkiness

[Cmarzot]

and vociferous echo

[Marco]

as the gusset

[walpurgis]

painfully ensnared his

[mad-moon]

meat and veg

[struth]

with her spork

[Cmarzot]

cleaved but n'cloven

[struth]

Perforated, not butchered

[prestonchipfryer]

feral lunar worshipper

[Cmarzot]

on gossamer wings

[Ninanina]

moths and butterflies

[mad-moon]

silence of lambs

[struth]

big bad wolf

[Cmarzot]

rubs the lotion

[mad-moon]

on her hood

[struth]

shine it hard

[mad-moon]

like melted lard

[prestonchipfryer]

keeping it hard

[Puffin]

like northern geezers

[Marco]

with tattooed testicles

[Puffin]

hung round neck

[struth]

like netted footballs

[mad-moon]

except for Sunderland

[Cmarzot]

hemorrhoided and bloody

[Puffin]

engorged and putrid

[mad-moon]

absolutely fucking useless

[Marco]

like Theresa May

[mad-moon]

I'll second that

[struth]

queen of gobshites

[mad-moon]

Another war mongerer

[struth]

Being a stirrer

[mad-moon]

with the ruskies

[struth]

Ivan the alligator

[prestonchipfryer]

was terribly vain

[Cmarzot]

rigged the election

[mad-moon]

electrocuted the rigger

[Cmarzot]

lock him up

[walpurgis]

bound in chains

[Marco]

before being buggered

[struth]

Complained the recipient

[Marco]

part your-cheeks, sire

[struth]

I'll wipe your

[Marco]

ass while-I pull

[walpurgis]

myself a pint

[Marco]

It's a creamy-one!

[mad-moon]

a pearl necklace

[struth]

In my hankie

[mad-moon]

Velvet Handy Andies

[struth]

Randy old andy

[mad-moon]

doing Looby Loo

[Cmarzot]

chasing big-assed Mandy

[struth]

And handy Sandie

[Marco]

always eager to

[struth]

pop Cherie's cherry

[mad-moon]

to-be or cherry-b

[walpurgis]

bishop named in

[Cmarzot]

stolen antiquités indictment

[walpurgis]

hugely embarrassing debacle

[Cmarzot]

without slightest remorse

[walpurgis]

but considerable discourse

[mad-moon]

took wrong turn

[Cmarzot]

all is forgiven

[Marco]

after it flopped

[Ninanina]

all-over the place

[mad-moon]

like limp sandwiches

[Marco]

drained of juice

[Ninanina]

oh so dry

[walpurgis]

crawling across kalahari

[Ninanina]

desert that is

[Cmarzot]

notwithstanding a boil

[Ninanina]

of liquid type...

[mad-moon]

on the stove

[Marco]

Pauline loves pain