Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Marco]

from being a

[walpurgis]

farmer's jolly into

[struth]

a busmans holiday

[walpurgis]

fishnetted tart who

[Marco]

liked young men

[Light Dependant Resistor]

loves holding a

[walpurgis]

brace of thingies

[struth]

selecting his gearstick

[Marco]

with big knob

[walpurgis]

and no brakes

[Marco]

a recipe for

[walpurgis]

the lunchtime performance

[struth]

of madame cucumber

[Marco]

and her unfeasibly

[struth]

long thin fingers

[Marco]

great at tickling

[struth]

a featherlike touch

[Marco]

on sensitive glans

[struth]

And sweet flans

[Marco]

her apple tart

[struth]

Made her fart

[Marco]

like fuck, causing

[struth]

Streams of liquid

[Marco]

to gush down

[Puffin]

lick the bowl

[Marco]

and cleanse-it of

[walpurgis]

auntie Edna's 'accident'

[Marco]

balls of shit

[walpurgis]

spattered up walls

[struth]

Jerry Lee's skitters

[walpurgis]

pressure washer ricochet

[struth]

oozing with ooze

[walpurgis]

sauce for-the goose

[Marco]

a smegma-placenta special

[Puffin]

for Brenda's breakfast

[Hammer]

Lost in loft

[Marco]

amongst gimp masks

[walpurgis]

and satanic garb

[Marco]

accumulated from various

[walpurgis]

sunday school meetings

[struth]

Down chipping sodbury

[Marco]

capital of sodomy

[struth]

County of poxburgh

[Marco]

twinned with plooksville

[walpurgis]

naked knuckle-draggers rule

[struth]

and Tennessee Forresters'

[Marco]

dressed as rabbits

[WESTLOWER]

cheese and pickle

[walpurgis]

worn as makeup

[struth]

chased by sheep...

[Marco]

caught, then shagged

[walpurgis]

meat on-the bone

[struth]

farmer said sheared:doh:

[WESTLOWER]

hot meat stroker

[struth]

big meat poker

[Marco]

man's meat muncher

[struth]

chewed by man-eating

[WESTLOWER]

hot meat gnawing

[WESTLOWER]

pendulous fun bags

[Marco]

displayed inside Betty's

[walpurgis]

untidy sock drawer

[Marco]

which whiffed of

[walpurgis]

Vicar's cum-stained choirboys

[struth]

Arrested development squad

[Marco]

going for a-ruck

[walpurgis]

a suck and

[Marco]

some blows with

[struth]

Layed back Sally

[Marco]

taking it whole

[walpurgis]

rather than sliced

[struth]

toasting his roast

[walpurgis]

chestnuts in front

[prestonchipfryer]

balls gently swaying

[walpurgis]

before her majesty

[Marco]

for critical inspection

[walpurgis]

by royal appointment

[Marco]

ensure it's been-washed

[WESTLOWER]

corned beef botherer

[struth]

ground to perfection

[Marco]

solidified testicle sweat

[struth]

kebab on-a stick

[walpurgis]

resembles a dick

[Marco]

lick the rind

[WESTLOWER]

throttling bell end

[Marco]

spraying 'cottage-cheese' everywhere

[walpurgis]

spattered audience unimpressed

[Marco]

as they preferred-stilton

[struth]

Mould on the

[Marco]

socks of the

[walpurgis]

old tart at

[struth]

the cheese box

[walpurgis]

giving a sniff

[struth]

ripped his winkle

[walpurgis]

while she sprinkled

[Ninanina]

her little stars

[struth]

Covering her glory

[Marco]

that shaven mound

[struth]

covered in elastoplast

[walpurgis]

bondage in bandages

[struth]

babs baby bib

[Marco]

and her adult-nappy

[walpurgis]

saturated and dripping

[struth]

Takes four pints

[Marco]

before overflowing and

[walpurgis]

drenching the right-honorable

[struth]

Gentleman from Westminster

[walpurgis]

hiding from allegations

[Marco]

of severe arse-banditry

[narabdela]

in the Gents

[walpurgis]

at Houses of

[struth]

Ill repute from

[walpurgis]

cabinet minister's dreadful

[Marco]

taste in buggery

[struth]

clothing, tightly strapped

[prestonchipfryer]

making escape impossible

[Marco]

before penetration began

[walpurgis]

after a good-caning

[struth]

mini-skirts were dropped

[walpurgis]

over vicar's head

[struth]

investments in vestments

[walpurgis]

choirboys at the-ready

[struth]

close quarters parrying

[walpurgis]

staffs at ready

[struth]

piercing lower quarter

[Marco]

of gimp suit

[walpurgis]

worn by chairman

[Marco]

of the soiled-panty society

[walpurgis]

when attending ceremony

[struth]

with barge-pole implement

[Marco]

raided from washing-lines

[walpurgis]

of nurses quarters

[Marco]

during the night

[walpurgis]

wearing only a

[struth]

nappy and shoestring

[prestonchipfryer]

revealing vast buttocks

[struth]

all spikey and

[walpurgis]

rough against her

[Marco]

white granny knickers

[prestonchipfryer]

dripping with smeg

[Marco]

from an unwashed-minge

[Yomanze]

Clicks back button!

[struth]

wind the winder

[Marco]

flick the bean

[struth]

grind those balls

[Marco]

against her arse

[struth]

dim the lights

[Marco]

rip her tights

[struth]

brighten your nights

[walpurgis]

glowing knob end

[struth]

Firing at Will

[Marco]

release those tadpoles

[struth]

toads in-the hole

[walpurgis]

his majesty denied

[struth]

entry to queens

[walpurgis]

new balls needed

[struth]

what a racquet

[Marco]

skimpy tennis skirts

[struth]

ladies knickerless doubles

[Marco]

spreading 'dandruff' everywhere

[struth]

from her eye

[Marco]

'winking' at you

[struth]

Come in sonny

[walpurgis]

a warm welcome

[Marco]

flanked by flanges

[struth]

On flushing outlet

[Marco]

nappies not allowed

[walpurgis]

in royal company

[Marco]

where spanking occurs

[walpurgis]

bondage by appointment

[struth]

botty on fire

[Marco]

Prince Phillip's farts

[struth]

Regally openly released

[Puffin]

all exiled prisoners

[struth]

Wrapped in bacon

[Ninanina]

lovely with scallops

[Puffin]

but makes rash-decisions

[walpurgis]

ointment for spots

[Marco]

pimples on pishers

[struth]

takes sting out

[Ninanina]

of The Police

[struth]

academy boxing match

[walpurgis]

usual comedy panto

[Ninanina]

it's behind you

[walpurgis]

Boo said the

[struth]

Big brash blonde

[Marco]

revealing her ample

[struth]

Bouncy brown boob

[walpurgis]

whilst farting at

[struth]

Piano bar, stools

[Marco]

with ingrained skidmarks

[prestonchipfryer]

from yesterday afternoon

[walpurgis]

new form-of advertising

[Marco]

3D 'jobby script'

[walpurgis]

in 'eye-popping' cartoon

[struth]

Transylvania the origins

[Marco]

much like Betty's

[struth]

days of gory

[Marco]

farmyard frolics with

[walpurgis]

Bessie the big

[struth]

unshorn ewe hogget

[walpurgis]

sheepishly adopting a

[Marco]

painful expression, as

[struth]

sausage was munched

[walpurgis]

but flavour savoured

[Marco]

gobbling-up the meatiness

[struth]

Spitting out the

[walpurgis]

bristles and chewy-bits

[struth]

Onto his luggage

[walpurgis]

just in case

[Marco]

she was offered

[walpurgis]

a large tempting

[struth]

Pudding to eat

[Marco]

Here... Sook ma

[struth]

Great ripe plums

[walpurgis]

crinkly and garnished

[struth]

With beef jerky

[walpurgis]

made her very-perky

[struth]

While on-the job

[Marco]

polishing her boyfriend's

[struth]

weapon during-the war

[Marco]

of invading bushville

[walpurgis]

quickly and sneakily

[struth]

Sandie's big dune

[walpurgis]

whistles a tune

[Puffin]

for claire the-loon

[Marco]

she'll slash your-balls

[struth]

wears a wooly

[walpurgis]

willie warmer for

[struth]

winter piddling options

[walpurgis]

don't eat yellow-snow

[struth]

makes nice cocktails

[walpurgis]

plus bit-of oxtail

[struth]

Poop on-a stick

[walpurgis]

grannie likes a-lick

[struth]

Of his lollipop

[walpurgis]

only on wednesdays

[struth]

And shrove Tuesday

[walpurgis]

yeah shove it

[struth]

In her hopper

[Marco]

ram it in

[struth]

Then run away

[Marco]

after squirting your

[struth]

squirty stuff over

[Marco]

the Post-Office clerk

[struth]

stamping her ticket

[Marco]

with a knowing-smile

[struth]

and-a big puncher

[Marco]

old Betty loves-it

[struth]

wet and sweaty

[Marco]

was her gusset