Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[walpurgis]

walk or bus-it

[Marco]

to her boudoir

[walpurgis]

for THE appointment

[struth]

with the inspector

[walpurgis]

punching her ticket

[struth]

before every stop

[Marco]

indulging in depraved-fetishes

[struth]

watched by prigs

[walpurgis]

in barrister's wigs

[struth]

sucking his figs

[walpurgis]

thrown in brig

[struth]

Chained to Cameron

[walpurgis]

with college fag

[Marco]

a willing ass

[struth]

Muffin the mule

[Marco]

squealed, sensing a

[struth]

fast mount and

[Marco]

something poking inside

[struth]

her saddle bag

[Marco]

sagging, wrinkled and

[struth]

smelling like parmesan

[Marco]

stimulating your appetite

[struth]

for juicy meat

[Marco]

and malodorous lady-parts

[struth]

round his flagpole

[Marco]

It's unwashed tip

[prestonchipfryer]

flushed with pride

[Marco]

its glistening purple-helmet

[struth]

Bruised and beaten

[walpurgis]

in a sling

[struth]

Uplifting and separating

[Marco]

housing a laughable

[struth]

specimen of manhood

[walpurgis]

brazenly flaunted at

[Marco]

some passing prudes

[struth]

mrs miggin's hat

[walpurgis]

worn jauntily over

[struth]

her right tit

[Marco]

which was obviously-false

[walpurgis]

Like one eye

[struth]

and right bu-tock

[Marco]

still smarting from

[struth]

That topic insertion

[Marco]

and injection of-warm

[struth]

oaty full fat

[Marco]

man's milk, which

[struth]

caused sogginess below

[Marco]

a sensation she

[struth]

had when pishing

[Marco]

involuntarily into her

[struth]

size twenty knickers

[Marco]

designed for catching-apples

[WESTLOWER]

flat foot fudger

[Marco]

gatecrashed the orgy

[struth]

chewed to-the core

[walpurgis]

nailed to-the floor

[struth]

right by-the door

[Marco]

she was violated

[struth]

smartphone was nicked

[walpurgis]

nose was picked

[struth]

by Jack the-Picker

[Marco]

who'd been spying

[struth]

on her kipper

[Marco]

watching her rubbing

[struth]

alcohol in her

[Marco]

pishers, hoping that

[struth]

will tickle her

[Marco]

wet swollen bean

[struth]

Should be boiled

[walpurgis]

until ready for

[struth]

viewing and eating

[walpurgis]

a tender meaty

[struth]

Dish for queens

[Marco]

the limp-wristed fraternity

[walpurgis]

mince for lunch

[Puffin]

shit for brains

[walpurgis]

is no excuse

[Puffin]

for being ugly

[walpurgis]

at every opportunity

[Puffin]

to leer menacingly

[walpurgis]

at auntie's poodle

[Ninanina]

the little fluffy

[walpurgis]

pink thingy that

[Marco]

inserted inside her

[walpurgis]

baboon arse like

[Ninanina]

it was tempting

[struth]

So I drank

[Ninanina]

it all down

[Marco]

savouring its silkiness

[Ninanina]

like a cue

[struth]

ball in pocket

[Ninanina]

making it bulge

[struth]

looking very swollen

[walpurgis]

before vicar's wife

[struth]

calmed it with

[walpurgis]

bash from handbag

[struth]

containing half brick

[walpurgis]

dentures and knuckle-duster

[Marco]

the bulge remained

[walpurgis]

outlined in stains

[Ninanina]

so she put

[walpurgis]

a dozen grenades

[struth]

through her wringer

[Marco]

stubbornly the bulge

[Ninanina]

was still there

[Marco]

so she rubbed

[struth]

salt over wounded

[Marco]

stiffness, which only

[walpurgis]

made it luminescent

[Marco]

attracting her more

[struth]

Artistic side to

[walpurgis]

sway towards impressionism

[struth]

Willy is wonky

[walpurgis]

what a plonker

[Marco]

she GASPED at

[struth]

His massive lisp

[Marco]

and willing tongue

[struth]

fire at will

[walpurgis]

what's Will done?

[struth]

poor old willie

[Marco]

unwashed and unloved

[walpurgis]

waits for helping-hand

[struth]

insignificant little man

[walpurgis]

sized but unimpressive

[struth]

to big Bertha

[Marco]

9" minimum, for

[walpurgis]

British Standards requirements

[struth]

biggest in world

[walpurgis]

championship line up

[struth]

taken with ease

[Marco]

its full girth

[prestonchipfryer]

willingly gobbled up

[struth]

diggin' at-his potatoes

[walpurgis]

dogging amongst cucumbers

[struth]

wetting them down

[walpurgis]

soaking it up

[Marco]

sooking the froth

[struth]

Yellow moustache country

[Marco]

around the rim

[struth]

of the gaping

[walpurgis]

rip down her

[Marco]

saggy, sweaty tights

[walpurgis]

for candid snap

[Marco]

and cellulite-riddled arse

[struth]

Scaring the kids

[walpurgis]

whilst tightrope walking

[struth]

Over kitchen pulley

[Marco]

arse-cheeks spread open

[walpurgis]

across bicycle saddle

[Marco]

inviting immediate parking

[walpurgis]

for three large

[Marco]

fat old bags

[struth]

Of coffee dregs

[walpurgis]

jumping on bus

[Marco]

ride the village-bike

[walpurgis]

wear safety gear

[struth]

no freewheeling allowed

[walpurgis]

has no brakes

[Marco]

after a 'jump'

[struth]

falls to pieces

[Marco]

but always willing

[walpurgis]

buckets of bits

[struth]

big blue boobies

[Marco]

devoid of suppleness

[struth]

Hairy and cold

[walpurgis]

covered in mould

[struth]

So we're told

[Marco]

£5 and sold

[struth]

Paid in gold

[Marco]

refunded as faulty

[walpurgis]

batteries were dud

[struth]

Replaced by blow-up

[walpurgis]

for explosive finish

[Marco]

a spunky end

[struth]

A life Ruined

[walpurgis]

seeks monastic sanctuary

[struth]

Crooks in cloisters

[walpurgis]

comedy of errors

[struth]

between two sheets

[walpurgis]

of 19mm plywood

[struth]

lay sexy Sue's

[walpurgis]

cast off snakeskin

[struth]

g-string and plucker

[Marco]

flossing her pishflaps

[struth]

with elastic tow-rope

[Puffin]

poo came quickly

[Marco]

nicely marbled stools

[prestonchipfryer]

flecked with coconut

[Puffin]

munter eats bounty

[struth]

softened kitty kat

[Marco]

a mousse-like consistency

[walpurgis]

worn as warpaint

[struth]

Often called makeup

[walpurgis]

or fake tan

[Marco]

hiding her warts

[walpurgis]

and battle scars

[Marco]

after being savaged

[struth]

alas not ravished

[Marco]

she likes-it rough

[walpurgis]

sandpapered all over

[Marco]

sore on helmet

[walpurgis]

Needs dressing. Mayonnaise?

[Marco]

rub-it on rim

[walpurgis]

of pork-pie hat

[struth]

Sitting on Pat's

[walpurgis]

of cow manure

[struth]

Steaming like cabbage

[walpurgis]

stinking to high-heaven

[struth]

High end garbage

[Marco]

stagnant, rancid and

[walpurgis]

looking long dead

[Marco]

although marginally edible

[WESTLOWER]

just holding on

[struth]

to her handles

[Marco]

ready to jump

[walpurgis]

through hoops for

[Marco]

for a sniff

[walpurgis]

of stinky g-string

[struth]

cheese wire proportions

[walpurgis]

cutting deeply into

[struth]

Chunk of spam

[Marco]

rolls of stretch-marks

[struth]

in hair curlers

[Marco]

and caustic scowl

[struth]

outside Whippet Inn

[Marco]

touting for business

[struth]

selling dried mutton

[Marco]

to Black Friday-shoppers

[struth]

Instead-of her nutty-slack

[walpurgis]

but on 'special-offer'

[Marco]

a soapy wank

[struth]

From cliffs pal

[Marco]

Boabby, who loved

[struth]

interesting water sports

[Marco]

recieving 'golden showers'

[struth]

from piddling Pauline

[Marco]

through her saturated

[struth]

coffee stained strides

[Marco]

epic Tena-lady fail

[struth]

Not microform proof

[walpurgis]

said chief constable

[struth]

Obi Scoot McGoot

[Marco]

who took backhanders

[struth]

and kept abreast

[walpurgis]

in his string-vest

[Marco]

covering his corpulent

[struth]

Fleshy but flashy

[Marco]

flaccid little porker

[walpurgis]

shamed into submission

[Marco]

by mocking size-queens