Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Marco]

'finish' early, and

[struth]

Come to mama

[mad-moon]

Cum on Mammaries

[struth]

Sweet whale jujce

[mad-moon]

Sour man fat

[struth]

Call of nature

[AJSki2fly]

Siphon the python

[mad-moon]

Five knuckle shuffle

[struth]

bear in-the air

[mad-moon]

Ten Four comeback

[AJSki2fly]

Time to relax

[struth]

chill and fill

[mad-moon]

the whisky tumbler

[AJSki2fly]

Scotch on rocks

[mad-moon]

Irish and American

[Marco]

AoS promotes LDRs

[Marco]

fans of Cadmium

[mad-moon]

what the fuck?

[mad-moon]

Ah that dickhead

[Marco]

do-the LDR shuffle

[struth]

Kiss my quads

[AJSki2fly]

No hyphens allowed!:rolleyes:

[mad-moon]

Lick my biceps

[walpurgis]

easier than arse

[Pigmy Pony]

try my triceps

[Marco]

feel the stiffness

[walpurgis]

Nurse very impressed

[Pigmy Pony]

seeing me undressed

[Marco]

she becomes damp

[walpurgis]

whilst firmly stroking

[Marco]

his manly girth

[Pigmy Pony]

with ballbag tickles

[Marco]

to induce squirting

[mad-moon]

From the nipples

[struth]

vixen of-the north

[mad-moon]

Plays Foxy Bingo

[struth]

to kill, or

[mad-moon]

not to kill

[struth]

says the actress

[mad-moon]

to the bishop

[AJSki2fly]

to the bishop

[mad-moon]

You're too slow

[struth]

said the cowgirl

[AJSki2fly]

whipping it off

[struth]

and waving it

[Marco]

under the nose

[mad-moon]

of her doberman

[Marco]

who loves Parmesan

[struth]

and toenail clippings

[Marco]

quite similar aroma

[Frazeur1]

stinky toot-pipe

[Marco]

whiffs of sack-sweat

[Pigmy Pony]

better than vinegar

[mad-moon]

week old piss

[AJSki2fly]

In the potty

[mad-moon]

under the bed

[Marco]

Buy cadmium pancakes!

[Bigman80]

Buy cadmium pancakes![emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

[mad-moon]

with golden syrup

[walpurgis]

like Donald Trump

[mad-moon]

hoy stop wigging

[Marco]

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Loved by nutters

[Bigman80]

Loved by nuttersTalked about frequently

[struth]

ring plaything king

[Marco]

Talked about frequently

by malcontented losers

[Bigman80]

by malcontented losers[emoji38]

[walpurgis]

ranting but ignored

[mad-moon]

hated and abhorred

[Marco]

by anyone normal

[mad-moon]

No Very Abnormal

[struth]

madness is catching

[Cmarzot]

the bi-polar express

[mad-moon]

euphoria to histeria

[walpurgis]

boil squeezing hobby

[mad-moon]

been eating chocolate?

[walpurgis]

own worst victim

[mad-moon]

know the feeling

[Marco]

of penile inadequacy:D

[Light Dependant Resistor]

Room for two ?

[Marco]

use your imagination;)

[mad-moon]

use yours as-wedge

[Marco]

Toytown forums deserve

[mad-moon]

the utmost contempt

[prestonchipfryer]

inhabited by twats

[struth]

glory glory hallelujah

[mad-moon]

crucify the bastard

[Marco]

A pong emerges...

[walpurgis]

strange burning aroma

[AJSki2fly]

Carpet knee burns


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[Marco]

from ramming Rhonda

[mad-moon]

In her Honda

[Marco]

suck ma wanda

[walpurgis]

spit or swallow?

[Marco]

waste no cream

[walpurgis]

school of drool

[struth]

Sod of sods

[mad-moon]

mild fairy liquid

[walpurgis]

some use OMO

[mad-moon]

Got a phobia

[Light Dependant Resistor]

but that's only

[AJSki2fly]

In the dark

[Light Dependant Resistor]

where the shark-bubbles

[mad-moon]

you're in trouble

[Marco]

for erectile disfunction

[mad-moon]

and anal retention

[Marco]

reduced to vibrators

[mad-moon]

and butt plugs

[Marco]

Phil McCavity was

[walpurgis]

showered in shit

[AJSki2fly]

just like mushrooms

[mad-moon]

taste like shit

[walpurgis]

only on Tuesdays

[Marco]

when Brenda ovulated

[mad-moon]

and bled out

[walpurgis]

all over vicar

[Light Dependant Resistor]

and the congregation

[mad-moon]

the bloody blasphemer

[Light Dependant Resistor]

might have squatted

[mad-moon]

and then squirted

[struth]

horrible and horrific

[mad-moon]

Henry or Harry

[walpurgis]

controlled parking zone

[mad-moon]

you can't escape

[Marco]

from the pong

[walpurgis]

farting in lift

[Marco]

is your hobby

[struth]

nay, lifes work

[Marco]

secretly releasing stenches

[mad-moon]

quiet but deadly

[AJSki2fly]

sneaky wafting aroma

[Marco]

into unprepared nostrils

[mad-moon]

Just chewed bread

[Light Dependant Resistor]

to help with

[mad-moon]

loud bellowing farts

[struth]

Just ripped one

[AJSki2fly]

Ripe botty burp


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[walpurgis]

need arse kicked

[mad-moon]

Theresa Mary May

[AJSki2fly]

Oh no politics[emoji33]

[mad-moon]

She wouldn't know

[struth]

kiss her ass

[Marco]

as she farts

[mad-moon]

out her mouth

[Pigmy Pony]

she's talking shite

[Light Dependant Resistor]

and no deal

[AJSki2fly]

Cut the pack

[Light Dependant Resistor]

shuffling the outcomes

[mad-moon]

Gambling comes natural

[AJSki2fly]

Spin the dice

[mad-moon]

shoot the wheel

[AJSki2fly]

Pin the donkey

[struth]

Against the wall

[AJSki2fly]

Muffin the mule

[struth]

dropping panty load

[Marco]

a royal gusset-full

[struth]

of sherbet creams

[mad-moon]

with liquorice stick

[struth]

Souring the sweet

[Light Dependant Resistor]

and delivering the

[mad-moon]

sweet and sour

[Marco]

balls, to Brenda

[mad-moon]

with pineapple chunk

[struth]

Five gravy scrapums

[mad-moon]

Four call girls

[Marco]

all into golden-showers

[struth]

with-a parson up-a

[AJSki2fly]

how many hyphens?

[struth]

pair of trees

[SoundOfMusicVienna]

pair of speakers

[struth]

pair of pears

[mad-moon]

one for me

[Marco]

up the arse

[mad-moon]

no prefer bananas

[struth]

Always gorillas choice

[Marco]

Trolling tossers need

[struth]

Tossed In broiler

[Marco]

given a life

[mad-moon]

sentence in Wales

[Pigmy Pony]

without parole, see?

[Marco]

Old Betty likes

[mad-moon]

The screws cock

[walpurgis]

definitely a wrong'un

[struth]

the cooks crow

[Marco]

poison is administered

[SoundOfMusicVienna]

dose makes poison

[mad-moon]

It's Arse, Nick

[struth]

shark bait soup

[Marco]

sweaty bollocks broth

[walpurgis]

for loony tunes

[prestonchipfryer]

fanny fingering fun

[struth]

Pudding puller peter

[walpurgis]

born in Long-Hampton

[mad-moon]

Black Pudding country

[Marco]

big black one

[mad-moon]

Taxi for Marco

[struth]

big red one

[Marco]

inflamed and menacing

[Light Dependant Resistor]

and available for

[Marco]

hiring out to

[struth]

kings and queens

[AJSki2fly]

Knights and castles

[Marco]

prudes and inadequates

[struth]

jack of trade

[walpurgis]

ordeal by fire

[struth]

scorch his arse

[Marco]

penetrate his botty

[Light Dependant Resistor]

and avoid the

[walpurgis]

thousand foot drop

[Marco]

cheeks-stretched beyond recognition

[AJSki2fly]

Buttocks clenched tightly


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[Marco]

futilely preventing entry

[mad-moon]

to the tower

[Light Dependant Resistor]

of ultimate power

[Marco]

stand to attention

[struth]

Protect thy crenulations

[Light Dependant Resistor]

but allow occasional

[mad-moon]

warm titty fuck

[walpurgis]

when Nurse permits

[mad-moon]

removing her bra

[walpurgis]

and selling it

[Light Dependant Resistor]

used to the

[Light Dependant Resistor]

local geordie boys

[mad-moon]

you cheeky Bogan

[Marco]

Geordies smoke tabs

[mad-moon]

Watch it chopsy

[Marco]

divvent stort, dude

[mad-moon]

giz a cwtsh

[struth]

tiddle my wink

[mad-moon]

well blow me

[struth]

i'd rather not

[AJSki2fly]

pump it up

[mad-moon]

Salt 'n' pepa

[struth]

bath tub crisps

[AJSki2fly]

Block the pipes


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[struth]

made from sponge

[mad-moon]

like the cake

[struth]

forced to take

[mad-moon]

the biggest piece

[struth]

of deep-fried blowholes

[mad-moon]

crsipy onion rings

[Marco]

round her pishers

[mad-moon]

Oh! fishermans fingers

[Marco]

I smell sardines

[AJSki2fly]

You need washing:eyebrows:

[mad-moon]

in goats milk

[AJSki2fly]

Asp time then

[mad-moon]

Coming To America

[struth]

eviction from america

[mad-moon]

over Mexico Border

[struth]

Trump that wall