Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Roy S]

Quality not quantity

[Marco]

girth, not length

[Frankyc2003]

size dont matter

[Marco]

some girls disagree

[The Black Adder]

...and then agree

[twickers]

sometimes it's hard

[Roy S]

to buy pants

[Frankyc2003]

to do what?

[Marco]

house one's big-balls

[Roy S]

and enormous stipend

[Marco]

it's tough being

[twickers]

a Nottingham sex-bomb

[Marco]

constantly getting your

[Roy S]

arse in tatters

[Puffin]

little boy blue

[jollyfix]

Nothing to do.

[Puffin]

blows his horn

[jollyfix]

Before others do

[pjdowns]

Watching it waddle

[Puffin]

crank it sideways

[Marco]

allowing the effluent

[Puffin]

to laugh uncontrollably

[The Black Adder]

through the Cistern

[Marco]

Look, a jobby!

[Puffin]

on his nobby

[pjdowns]

flop out floppy

[Marco]

It's a 'curler'!

[Puffin]

dang! that's purdy

[Marco]

Quick, snap it!

[The Black Adder]

and freeze it

[Marco]

then sook it

[The Black Adder]

off it's stick

[Marco]

you little tart

[pjdowns]

Not custard cream

[Marco]

but man's milk

[Puffin]

dirty boy dream

[Marco]

involving rubber shorts

[The Black Adder]

and whipped cream

[prestonchipfryer]

with green bits

[Marco]

nestling amongst the

[Puffin]

grotesquely tortured lego

[pjdowns]

yellow and shiny

[Puffin]

like lemon brylcreem

[Thing Fish]

and fluffy bits

[The Black Adder]

it squeezed her

[Puffin]

spleen so effectively

[prestonchipfryer]

her quim exploded

[Thing Fish]

and spread sputum

[Puffin]

on devils horsebacks

[Thing Fish]

throughout the land

[realysm42]

"Which was nice"

[Puffin]

kissing violent pygmys

[prestonchipfryer]

at short notice

[Puffin]

I'm not well

[Marco]

cacked your pants?

[realysm42]

Three times already

[Puffin]

no, it's worse

[Marco]

on your period?

[prestonchipfryer]

Yes, it's embarrassing

[Puffin]

to share tampons

[Marco]

teabags for vampires

[The Black Adder]

A Transylvanian brew

[Marco]

with 'bits' in

[The Black Adder]

what are 'bits'..?

[User211]

noughts and ones

[The Black Adder]

compile the code

[User211]

into AoS virus

[User211]

infect the masses

[pjdowns]

leaves a stain

[struth]

on her side

[Marco]

of the bed

[pjdowns]

white and shinning

[Marco]

creamy globules of

[Marco]

Look, a clot...

[Rare Bird]

of creamy cream

:eyebrows:

[Marco]

on yer 'bulb'

[Marco]

between your knees

[Marco]

from the puss

[pjdowns]

squirting all over

[Marco]

her lace panties

[Rare Bird]

Marco:
Ever thought about writing those scud mag stories?

Anyway carry on

:rfl:

[Marco]

Marco:
Ever thought about writing those scud mag stories?

Anyway carry on

:rfl:

Been there, done that! :eyebrows:



biting her backside

[pjdowns]

rather nice flavour

[Marco]

those strawberry condoms

[pjdowns]

warm and smooth

[Marco]

her silky thighs

[pjdowns]

To and fro

[Marco]

causing friction burns

[pjdowns]

and small welts

[Marco]

underneath her girdle

[pjdowns]

swimming through mud

[Marco]

caused by unwashed

[pjdowns]

The seriously unwashed

[Marco]

tights gusset stank

[pjdowns]

Pompous tenacious plonker

[Puffin]

that's me alright!

[Jonboy]

on the night

[pjdowns]

Fight or flight

[Puffin]

Punch to kill

[Marco]

beat the bitch

[pjdowns]

Thump her hard

[Puffin]

question her reliability

[Jonboy]

question her virginity

[Puffin]

Hymen to that!

[Marco]

challenge her dexterity

[Puffin]

point the finger

[Marco]

over her bean

[Roy S]

sniff that digit

[User211]

perverted little midget

[pjdowns]

Next to smallest

[The Black Adder]

but don't worry

[pjdowns]

and be happy

[Marco]

sook a nappy

[pjdowns]

Follow the envelope

[Marco]

rob a Post-Office!

[Ninanina]

Just chilling out........ :D:D

[Marco]

whilst batteries ensure

[The Black Adder]

even more pleasure

[pjdowns]

Generated up there ;)

[The Black Adder]

in your head

[pjdowns]

That sounds painful

[Marco]

inserting wrong end

[The Black Adder]

up the Kyber

[Marco]

eye-watering fadge invasion

[Jonboy]

mind the piles

[The Black Adder]

with clag nuts

[Marco]

long-lost tampons

[prestonchipfryer]

stained and reeking

[pjdowns]

Dripping and staining

[Puffin]

meeting is good!

[Marco]

fancy a jump?

[Puffin]

only on flat

[Marco]

Martha's chest, while

[pjdowns]

Sucking extremely raw

[Puffin]

sewage doughnuts with

[Marco]

entrails of snot

[prestonchipfryer]

intermingled with shite

[pjdowns]

breathing in the

[prestonchipfryer]

putrefying, pulsating froth

[Marco]

around her labia.

[The Black Adder]

like a Latte

[Wakefield Turntables]

Or a moche

[Jonboy]

bomb flaps open

[Marco]

saddle bags exposed

[The Black Adder]

drop your nuts

[Marco]

for critical inspection

[prestonchipfryer]

after an erection

[Marco]

nursey 'eases' it

[The Barbarian]

with one quick

[Marco]

deftly executed tug

[The Barbarian]

that end up

[Marco]

in a mess

[prestonchipfryer]

between nurses lips

[Marco]

a new toothpaste?

[pjdowns]

Washing and rinsing

[twickers]

spit it out?

[pjdowns]

Swallow it whole

[User211]

Serenity tranquility peace

[Jonboy]

Not around here

[User211]

hate and war

[Marco]

necrophilia versus bestiality

[Oldpinkman]

Cockney not kiwi

[realysm42]

Cockney versus zomby

[Marco]

fart versus wank

[The Black Adder]

wank like windows8

[Marco]

an interesting screen-saver

[prestonchipfryer]

coming very quickly

[Marco]

in large globules

[pjdowns]

Mast er bate

[Jonboy]

beat the bishop

[Marco]

spankee stiffee monkey

[Mus]

What da fuq

[pjdowns]

Watch a movie

[twickers]

kiss the girls

[pjdowns]

Fuck the girls

[Jonboy]

wish i could :(

[Marco]

needs some stiffening

[The Black Adder]

said Nigella today

[twickers]

powdering her nose

[Roy S]

Sniffing her crack

[Marco]

sardines or anchovies?

[The Black Adder]

between her breasts?

[Marco]

no, the aroma

[prestonchipfryer]

of Claudette's lips

[Jonboy]

lip smatteringly good

[pjdowns]

Rather warm flavoured

[Puffin]

and deceptively potent

[prestonchipfryer]

her arse exploded

[Puffin]

Camel toe terrorism

[prestonchipfryer]

is rapidly spreading

[Puffin]

along the crack

[prestonchipfryer]

dripping green snot

[Jonboy]

got the clap ?

[Puffin]

under me flap

[audio39]

it's a trap

[pjdowns]

havin' a fapp! ;)

[audio39]

and a wank

[prestonchipfryer]

come all over

[Puffin]

Doris's excised bladder

[Marco]

fitted neatly inside

[Jonboy]

Uncle Albert's Sphincter

[Marco]

which stank of

[Puffin]

sphincter tincture that

[prestonchipfryer]

yesterdays sprout intake

[Marco]

produced intestinal gas

[Puffin]

of grotesque proportions

[Marco]

leaving a cloud

[Puffin]

so serene it

[Marco]

seemed almost poetic

[Puffin]

but actually pathetic

[pjdowns]

Whilst eating soot

[Puffin]

with Cheryl coal

[littlest hobo]

Stood on cat

[littlest hobo]

Broke its tail

[Marco]

then Humpty-Dumpty

[Puffin]

shat himself royally

[pjdowns]

All over town

[Puffin]

skank da police

[Marco]

rasta yer blasta

[pjdowns]

Shaker your baker

[Roy S]

Spank the monkey

[Marco]

slap a junkie

[Yomanze]

He's hurting himself

[Marco]

with that machete

[Jonboy]

nice looking chopper

[Puffin]

said betty coyly

[prestonchipfryer]

her knickers slipping

[Roy S]

below half mast

[Jonboy]

knee trembler forthcoming

[prestonchipfryer]

sticky squirt smothering

[pjdowns]

Merry Christmas everyone :)

[prestonchipfryer]

Happy New Year

[Roy S]

Cheers big ears :cool:

[pjdowns]

Cry no tears

[prestonchipfryer]

but laugh aloud

[Marco]

when she saw

[Puffin]

peni in blankets

[Jonboy]

Penny in stockings

[Marco]

torn through abuse

[Puffin]

blew her fuse

[pjdowns]

Blew his load

[Jonboy]

ball bags emptied

[PhilofCas]

job done, now

[Marco]

start the ironing

[pjdowns]

On Ya Bike

[Puffin]

you dope peddler

[Marco]

mine's a hash-cake

[pjdowns]

What about splifs

[Marco]

you rolling one?

[Yomanze]

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