Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[brian2957]

thaar she blows

[Border Riever]

what a mess

[Roy S]

moby dick's dick

[brian2957]

call in the

[Border Riever]

willy wonkas umpalumpas

[brian2957]

oompa doompa doompady

[Border Riever]

screams of delight

[brian2957]

and neighbours complaining

[Marco]

about the smell

[Border Riever]

and yellow discharge

[brian2957]

oozing from the

[Marco]

ravaged vulva of

[Border Riever]

dilated foofoo valve

[brian2957]

leading to blocked

[Marco]

inner-ring smegma slot

[brian2957]

and pressurised doppelganger

[prestonchipfryer]

shit eruption imminent

[Border Riever]

clear the decks

[brian2957]

shut that door

[worthingpagan]

larry graysons anus

[prestonchipfryer]

infested with crabs

[Border Riever]

and watermelon pips

[Marco]

an old bicycle

[brian2957]

a mouse nest

[Jonboy]

and a Tesco's-trolley

[brian2957]

a Brucie bonus

[Roy S]

a cuddly toy

[Marco]

fusty 'man's milk'

[Puffin]

from Acker Bilk

[Roy S]

concealing his clarinet

[Marco]

under swollen prostate

[Jonboy]

honk if your-horny

[Roy S]

sure stranger than

[Marco]

arousing a wombat

[Roy S]

with your Didgeridoo

[brian2957]

tie me kangaroo

[Marco]

to a pylon

[Roy S]

with a python

[brian2957]

in the middle

[worthingpagan]

of a field

[Marco]

wearing nothing but

[Roy S]

leather flying helmet

[brian2957]

and nice black

[Marco]

bin-bag strapped onto

[brian2957]

his large extremity

[WOStantonCS100]

suddenly Ezmerelda appeared

[worthingpagan]

clutching her enlarged

[Marco]

and swollen papontos

[brian2957]

tassles waving around

[worthingpagan]

frozen solid areolas

[Marco]

more painful than

[brian2957]

pulling toenails out

[worthingpagan]

with rusty spoons

[Marco]

jabbing the exposed

[brian2957]

pink fleshy bits

[Marco]

to cause maximum

[brian2957]

weeping and wailing

[worthingpagan]

among endangered species

[brian2957]

save the large

[Marco]

bulbous humungous erecticus

[brian2957]

for future generations

[Puffin]

with Cauliflower hair

[Marco]

and silly expressions

[Puffin]

Honda Jazz drivers

[brian2957]

quilted anorak wearers

[Puffin]

duvet or-not duvet

[brian2957]

its very questionable

[Marco]

like roasting hefalumps

[brian2957]

your worst nightmare

[Puffin]

never contains nuts

[Jonboy]

my boxer shorts

[Puffin]

may contain nuts

[Reid Malenfant]

alergic reaction alert

[Puffin]

stab with needles

[Marco]

Sook my rash!

[Reid Malenfant]

feel the pain

[Marco]

from acid rain

[Puffin]

stitch that Jimmeh

[Jonboy]

i seee yooo

[Marco]

raiding that washing-line

[Roy S]

like Arnold Layne

[Marco]

stealing Sarah's scanties

[brian2957]

night nicker nicker

[Marco]

wrapping them around

[brian2957]

head and ears

[Marco]

making grunting noises :eyebrows:

[Reid Malenfant]

taking deep breaths

[Marco]

inhaling the musk

[Roy S]

scratch and sniff

[Puffin]

wash your bits

[brian2957]

with a nail-brush

[worthingpagan]

around the crotch

[brian2957]

red rash time

[worthingpagan]

out comes sudacrem

[Marco]

and patchouli oil

[Jonboy]

love and peace

[Marco]

stocking tops and

[Reid Malenfant]

creamy soft thighs

[Marco]

white cotton panties

[brian2957]

nubile young maidens

[Alex_UK]

doing the laundry

[Marco]

dressed in minskirts

[worthingpagan]

suspenders & tights

[Thing Fish]

which although enjoyable

[Marco]

can get sweaty

[worthingpagan]

and blistered palms

[Puffin]

bite the bulges

[Marco]

ease the throbbing

[worthingpagan]

but continue knobbing

[brian2957]

some ice applied

[Jonboy]

prefer Mr Whippy

[Puffin]

crushed nuts or

[brian2957]

rasberry ripple effect

[Jonboy]

99 change hands

[brian2957]

bubble and squeek

[Puffin]

deck the geek!

[Jonboy]

your da freak

[Ali Tait]

Guilty as charged.

[Puffin]

Christmas= Date rape

[Marco]

and parsnip abuse

[Puffin]

so severe that

[Marco]

the chipolatas protested

[brian2957]

the turkey gobbled

[Marco]

the full girth

[Roy S]

and got stuffed

[Puffin]

bollocked and buggered

[Marco]

to buggery by

[Artifolk]

Artificial Intelligent lifeforms.

[Marco]

wearing pink tutus

[Artifolk]

dancing in sync

[brian2957]

to tubular bells

[Puffin]

exorcisms are extra

[Marco]

as are facial-showers

[Puffin]

Cream.... get-on top

[Alex_UK]

and strum Layla

[brian2957]

on rubber band

[Marco]

Ye wot, chuck?

[Puffin]

get it ate!

[Marco]

Eaten, surely, no?

[Puffin]

oui monsieur. Hercule

[Marco]

your left-testicle is

[prestonchipfryer]

hanging rather low

[Cans]

said the bishop

[Puffin]

mitre known that

[Marco]

Bobby loved infantilism

[Cans]

they rocked out

[Puffin]

knuckle shuffled against

[Marco]

soiled adult nappies

[Cans]

glistening with sweat

[Puffin]

so slippery it

[Marco]

caused serious seepage

[prestonchipfryer]

stinking slippery shite

[Marco]

resembling Christmas lunch

[Puffin]

well woopy do

[Marco]

your ballsack resembles

[Jonboy]

the motherinlaws face

[Puffin]

the old scrote

[Marco]

you once shagged

[Cans]

an awful mistake

[Marco]

but strangely pleasurable

[Puffin]

to taste death

[Marco]

from friction burns

[brian2957]

and smoke inhillation

[Puffin]

weapons of masturbation

[Jonboy]

big pair-of tits

[Puffin]

Zebediah Twine sucks

[Marco]

the puss from

[prestonchipfryer]

pulsating putrid pubes

[Puffin]

with cabbage breath

[Reid Malenfant]

& cauliflower ears

[Puffin]

that push boundaries

[Marco]

in cullinary excellence

[Puffin]

that fat-tongued mockney

[Marco]

needs a severe

[Alex_UK]

Kenwood Chef overhaul

[Reid Malenfant]

grease those bearings

[Marco]

or face punishment

[Puffin]

the pukka fukka

[Border Riever]

or deepfried marsbars

[Artifolk]

Dripping with fat

[Puffin]

deep fried cat

[Border Riever]

chips and peas

[Marco]

devilled wombat's giblets

[Puffin]

devoured by politicians

[Marco]

posing as penguins

[brian2957]

in bowler hats

[prestonchipfryer]

and faint fishy-smell

[Marco]

emanating from discarded

[Puffin]

"private" secretaries who

[Marco]

never wash their

[brian2957]

ging gang goolies

[Marco]

leaving greasy crusts

[Jonboy]

around the gusset

[brian2957]

indicating dobey itch

[Puffin]

and severe clunge

[Marco]

often edible with

[brian2957]

some brussel sprouts

[Marco]

absorbing the discharge

[Puffin]

dishonourable and disgusting

[Jonboy]

more tea Vicar

[brian2957]

green and delicious

[Puffin]

like retched bile

[Jonboy]

hopefully not later

[Puffin]

mmm pavement pizza

[brian2957]

small carroty bits

[Marco]

are most succulent

[Puffin]

with stomach acid

[Marco]

marinating them perfectly

[Puffin]

but devilishly tricky

[Jonboy]

and feeling dicky

[brian2957]

taking the mickey

[Marco]

out of Ricky

[tannoy man]

Black Forest Gateau

[prestonchipfryer]

scrumptiously squishily soft

[Puffin]

bosuns chair aloft!

[Marco]

Fiona's fanny's soft

[Puffin]

fanny by Gosport

[prestonchipfryer]

pussy in Portsmouth

[Marco]

Minge in Manchester!

[Puffin]

calm-down calm-down what

[Marco]

Fud in Falmouth :eyebrows:

[Puffin]

foul-mouth, go to

[Jonboy]

slurp some more

[Marco]

of that juicy

[Puffin]

beetle bonnet bulge

[brian2957]

pish ina dish

[Bazil]

Go baby go

[Marco]

add some jobby

[Reid Malenfant]

what a mix :eek:

[brian2957]

liquid christmas log

[Marco]

with 'bits' in

[Puffin]

bend it like

[brian2957]

what a mouthful

[Marco]

she said, as

[brian2957]

she stared at

[Marco]

Harry's protuberant appendage

[brian2957]

deep joy coming

[Border Riever]

around the bend

[Marco]

pain is near....

[brian2957]

at the rear

[Marco]

when big Bernie

[brian2957]

comes to town

[Jonboy]

riding buckshot on

[Marco]

the back of

[brian2957]

his humungous hose

[Marco]

with built-in panty-gusset

[Jonboy]

mopping up the

[Marco]

moisture from nearby

[Reid Malenfant]

the light fittings :eyebrows:

[Marco]

hung worryingly low