Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[mad-moon]

The monster mash

[struth]

Sweet mash tun

[Vince]

Mad tatty basher

[mad-moon]

cooking up Potcheen

[struth]

Full ninety percent

[mad-moon]

One hundred-n eighty

[struth]

You need two-to-tango

[mad-moon]

Three legged race

[Vince]

Low swinging pole

[mad-moon]

Get to sleep

[Marco]

wake-up with wood

[struth]

Apes a poppin'

[AJSki2fly]

Claude's in town

[Vince]

Claudette has left

[prestonchipfryer]

her dildo container

[Marco]

very badly stained

[struth]

And badly trained

[prestonchipfryer]

piss poorly aimed

[Marco]

cum badly drained

[mad-moon]

Balls inside out

[struth]

Hung, drawn, quartered

[mad-moon]

Displayed at Market

[struth]

Pulling hung pork

[Marco]

milking it dry

[struth]

Then touching iron

[Vince]

Giving it hard

[struth]

smoothing the crease

[AJSki2fly]

steam it flat

[struth]

bar the dimple

[AJSki2fly]

Blended Scotch Whisky

[struth]

can be good

[Marco]

massaged into pert

[AJSki2fly]

Primal-Relex Release Technique

[AJSki2fly]

Primal-Relex Release Technique

PRRT "pronounced "Pert

[struth]

inserted as probe

[Vince]

Arse boring engineering

[Marco]

through fatty layers

[Puffin]

like fatty arbuckle

[Marco]

chewing a kebab

[Made in 1968]

Shitting for England

[Marco]

nice fat logs

[mad-moon]

good fire lighters

[Marco]

especially with gas

[Light Dependant Resistor]

Everyone-is doing it

[Made in 1968]

in the road

[Marco]

pressing out brownies

[Made in 1968]

over policemens heads

[Marco]

purple helmets abound

[Made in 1968]

Primed & ready

[Mikeandvan]

make mine a

[Marco]

back door entry

[mad-moon]

Volvo for sale

[Light Dependant Resistor]

with-back seat stains

[AJSki2fly]

From nasty spillage

[Marco]

dubious creamy slime

[AJSki2fly]

Leftover chocolate eclair

[Light Dependant Resistor]

no its organic

[Marco]

describe the flavour

[Light Dependant Resistor]

needs laboratory tests

[struth]

peed in snow

[Vince]

Smelly yellow popsicle

[Marco]

hanging from his

[struth]

little onion bulbs

[Marco]

purple bulbs are

[struth]

veined with anthocyanins

[AJSki2fly]

Like big blueberries

[struth]

Or classy gooseberries

[Vince]

Itchy smelly dingleberries

[Made in 1968]

dirty cream pie

[struth]

A flower garden

[Made in 1968]

Perfumed said john

[struth]

War party dafs

[mad-moon]

Said with triffids

[Vince]

Flesh eating plant

[AJSki2fly]

eat the vegans

[Marco]

bagsie the spleens

[mad-moon]

I'll have Breasts

[AJSki2fly]

I prefer leg

[Marco]

same here, slender

[Vince]

All good barbecued

[Marco]

gnawing the bones

[struth]

nibbling on boner

[Marco]

gobbling its girth

[mad-moon]

down the neck

[struth]

Swallow the bottle

[mad-moon]

Song Sung Blue

[Marco]

I-need a poo

[mad-moon]

a number two

[struth]

Que white balls

[Made in 1968]

Chappie dog food

[Vince]

Man's best friend

[mad-moon]

is his dog

[Marco]

girl's best-friend is

[mad-moon]

is her dog

[Light Dependant Resistor]

because-dog tail wags

[struth]

As does baw-bag

[mad-moon]

down to knees

[struth]

Dragging along dirt

[AJSki2fly]

Foot in stirrup


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[Light Dependant Resistor]

looking for horse

[AJSki2fly]

It’s a runaway

[Light Dependant Resistor]

success of sorts

[Frazeur1]

big fat heinie

[mad-moon]

with large saddlebags

[struth]

tiny white dumplings

[Marco]

posing as testicles

[Vince]

Sausage and dumplings

[struth]

Meat and veg

[prestonchipfryer]

Cock in-a van

[struth]

Ducky wore orange

[Made in 1968]

Toad inner hole

[struth]

Filled with newts

[Vince]

Salamanders and tadpoles

[struth]

Frog to prince

[mad-moon]

Man to mincer

[Shovel_Knight]

Out of water

[struth]

Into the fire

[mad-moon]

The potatoes blacken

[Light Dependant Resistor]

the carrots stiffen

[AJSki2fly]

Orange hard ones

[Marco]

bulbous and menacing

[Light Dependant Resistor]

with white sauce

[Vince]

Salty not sweet

[Marco]

strangely fishy, but

[mad-moon]

Chocolate salty bollocks

[Light Dependant Resistor]

massive swelling sacs

[Made in 1968]

Finger a fudge

[mad-moon]

Is just enough

[Marco]

to-flick her bean

[prestonchipfryer]

In the canteen.

[Made in 1968]

Across the table

[AJSki2fly]

Getting carried away

[struth]

Dinner for one

[Made in 1968]

Ping Ping Meal

[mad-moon]

It's chicken ding

[AJSki2fly]

Drumstick hits gong

[Marco]

producing a pong

[AJSki2fly]

Splattering the crapper


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[Marco]

with sweetcorn niblets

[Vince]

Blood red......beetroot

[prestonchipfryer]

Standing proudly upright.

[Marco]

for 2-secs, max

[mad-moon]

two mac's sex

[Ninanina]

don't get it ?

[mad-moon]

Not explaining it

[Ninanina]

a threesome's nice

[mad-moon]

mmf or ffm

[Ninanina]

oh defo mmf :eyebrows:

[mad-moon]

Hmmmm spit roasting

[Ninanina]

it's nice though

[AJSki2fly]

Heard your tasty��

[mad-moon]

very very tasty

[AJSki2fly]

Best with Chianti

[mad-moon]

Ate her liver

[struth]

Chips with everything

[Vince]

Including Fava beans

[Marco]

and flicked beans

[Ninanina]

have big one :eyebrows:

[Made in 1968]

My fav button

[Ninanina]

you'd love it...

[Marco]

a gypsy's earring

[Ninanina]

I know of....

[Marco]

was hanging down

[Ninanina]

and so droopy

[Marco]

needs perked up

[mad-moon]

It needs numbing

[mad-moon]

num num num

[AJSki2fly]

dum dum dum

[AJSki2fly]

do do do

[AJSki2fly]

da da da

[Marco]

lap it up

[mad-moon]

nice wet pussy

[Made in 1968]

mans best friend

[mad-moon]

A happy cock

[Ninanina]

nice wet pussy

you been looking...

[mad-moon]

yes absotively posilutely

[Ninanina]

flowing it is...

[mad-moon]

Bet it is..

[Ninanina]

nice that way..

[mad-moon]

Like a tap

[Ninanina]

turn it on...

[mad-moon]

tune it in

[mad-moon]

and cop out

[Ninanina]

that's best way

[mad-moon]

Having a gas

[Ninanina]

sounds very ouchy...

[mad-moon]

just means conversation

[Ninanina]

to speak of...

[mad-moon]

You get it

[Ninanina]

I do indeed...

[mad-moon]

I now pronouce

[Ninanina]

tell us more

[mad-moon]

You man and

[Ninanina]

the sexy bits...

[mad-moon]

Good band name

[Ninanina]

make it so...

[mad-moon]

Warp 7 Sulu

[Ninanina]

couple is best

[mad-moon]

coupling is better

[Ninanina]

that's so true...

[mad-moon]

waking in morning

[Ninanina]

to sexy guy..

[mad-moon]

Horny morning mood

[Ninanina]

big hard on...

[mad-moon]

What happens next

[Ninanina]

lots of playing...

[mad-moon]

very very rude...

[Ninanina]

Can't help it

[mad-moon]

Time for bed

[Ninanina]

yep me too

[struth]

save the sharks

[mad-moon]

If you're skint

[Marco]

sell your body

[AJSki2fly]

Always for cash

[struth]

Or lovely pearls

[Marco]

of man's milk

[Made in 1968]

Superb mouth wash

[struth]

Gargle and spit

[Made in 1968]

Gargle & swallow :lol:

[Marco]

savour the flavour

[struth]

Baste and taste

[mad-moon]

gobble it down

[AJSki2fly]

Turkeys swallow hard


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[struth]

Swallows do-it best

[AJSki2fly]

along with Amazons


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[Marco]

Look, there's Betty!

[struth]

she aint heavy

[Marco]

only 25 stone

[Light Dependant Resistor]

with a particularly

[prestonchipfryer]

rancid, dripping fanny

[Marco]

weeping carbuncles and

[struth]

hair shirt punishment

[mad-moon]

Scratch my back

[Vince]

Shave my balls

[prestonchipfryer]

Eat my meat

[Made in 1968]

Drink my milk

[prestonchipfryer]

Greedily slurp it.

[Marco]

Drain ma-boz dry

[mad-moon]

Corned beef dip

[struth]

Sits near fire

[mad-moon]

and melts away

[Marco]

like inflatable dolls

[AJSki2fly]

In every dream-home

[Vince]

Barbie and Ken's

[struth]

Little whore house

[mad-moon]

Toy Dil dolls

[struth]

Texas relief repository

[Vince]

Mexican madam parlour

[struth]

El rancho sexo

[AJSki2fly]

Wrexham’s Dancing queen