Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Oddball]

she cried 'More' !!

[Marco]

ram it home

[struth]

where's my book

[r100]

the holy one ?

[struth]

Leer and damn-her

[Oddball]

danish blue poses

[struth]

a smelly threat

[Oddball]

to sensitive noses

[Oddball]

cloths pegs out

[Marco]

fumigate her knickers

[struth]

eat my shorts

[southall-1998]

my fat friend.

S.

[Marco]

then beast me

[struth]

Said unfrocked Priest

[walpurgis]

before the feast

[struth]

of the Mau-Mau

[cargar]

eating granny poo

[Marco]

tasting like mothballs

[Oddball]

soaked in pish

[struth]

Roses are Roses

[Marco]

unless they're daffodils

[struth]

Yellow like snow

[Marco]

stained with pish

[struth]

Cut and cauterise

[Marco]

the offending scabs

[struth]

Before they fester

[r100]

just ask Jester

[struth]

Lester, the pig-jockey

[Marco]

about African politics

[struth]

Boaring the natives

[Oddball]

with his horn

[Marco]

that molesting trouser-snake

[struth]

AKA pissing Sid

[Marco]

rampaging through dirty-laundry

[struth]

Like a fairy

[r100]

rampaging through dirty-laundry
hhmm, four-words, again :D !

[Marco]

Hyphens [much like hymens] don't count! :eyebrows:

[struth]

with in reason;)

[Marco]

batter thru them

[r100]

till buttery-soft

[Oddball]

then add currants

[walpurgis]

feed electric currents

[struth]

Raisin your hopes

[Marco]

that she'll open

[struth]

the clam shell

[Oddball]

of salty heaven

[Marco]

seafood platter, anyone?

[struth]

watch for-the sand

[Oddball]

fillet my eel

[struth]

please don't peel:stalks:

[Marco]

her tights off

[Oddball]

said the vicar

[struth]

as he congregated

[walpurgis]

all the watchers

[struth]

to inspect his

[Oddball]

filthy black habit

[struth]

Forming vedgetable product

[walpurgis]

and she grabbed

[Oddball]

his engorged courgette

[walpurgis]

an interesting salad

[Oddball]

two lovely radish

[walpurgis]

sliced and seasoned

[Oddball]

fish sauce and

[struth]

Stir for ever

[Oddball]

with your bigtoe

[struth]

Tickling her fancy

[Marco]

until she shudders

[struth]

Being a vegetarian

[Marco]

she rejects sausages

[struth]

As do I

[Marco]

unless a big-boy

[Oddball]

feeds you pork

[Marco]

sword, then you'll

[struth]

Run like hell

[Marco]

or bend over

[Oddball]

squeal piggy pig

[Marco]

Walter's gonna widen

[struth]

I'd rather die.....

[Marco]

than take it

[struth]

Or it's contemporaries

[Oddball]

like Bananman rampant

[cargar]

he shot his

[walpurgis]

mother in law

[Marco]

in the tits

[Oddball]

a pearl necklace

[Marco]

glistening with creamy

[cargar]

platter full of

[Oddball]

spaff that Lois

[Marco]

with boiled spuds

[Oddball]

mash me up

[struth]

Squeezing out leaks

[Marco]

pissing on geeks

[struth]

And your bedsheets

[Marco]

with gay abandon

[struth]

Streaming for pleasure

[Marco]

she likes watersports

[struth]

waterbeds and bouncers

[Ninanina]

don't go together

[Marco]

Let's all strip

[Ninanina]

to our undies

[cargar]

and flick snot

[Marco]

at damp patches

[Oddball]

of yellow wee

[Marco]

made into ice-lollies

[struth]

in vee moulds

[Marco]

dip it in

[cargar]

to a tight

[struth]

secret vaulted chamber

[Oddball]

then squirt topping

[Marco]

UHT man's milk

[struth]

like whipped cream

[Marco]

only more vitamins

[struth]

and more salt

[Marco]

per fluid ounce

[struth]

than octopus urine

[walpurgis]

taking the piss

[Oddball]

lets all bounce

[struth]

around her terrace

[Marco]

brandishing 'dangerous weapons'

[walpurgis]

at soft target

[Ninanina]

oh so soft..

[Marco]

not much use

[Ninanina]

for anything really

[Marco]

Luckily Grant's is

[Ninanina]

a lot harder ??

[Oddball]

smack against brickwork

[Marco]

but lacking in-girth

[cargar]

word has it

[Marco]

that girls like

[Ninanina]

all things flowery..

[cargar]

including strong stalks

[struth]

jolly green ones

[Oddball]

from those giants

[Marco]

came big FARTS

[cargar]

from trollied tarts

[Oddball]

legs a kimbo

[struth]

big thunderous buttocks

[Marco]

pressing out a

[struth]

a marathon bar

[Oddball]

all nutty and

[walpurgis]

knobbly and brown

[Marco]

sweetcorn niblets, anyone?

[struth]

corny kinda reply ;)

[Marco]

they always stick-to

[struth]

teeth like shite....

[Oddball]

which is nice

[Oddball]

when you smile

[walpurgis]

curl of lip

[Ninanina]

snarling like dog

[Oddball]

down boy down

[struth]

brown and smelly

[Marco]

were her flaps

[Oddball]

and her rudder

[Ninanina]

and her ailerons

[struth]

splattered in poo

[walpurgis]

and dripping puke

[struth]

as it does

[cargar]

squelching in your

[Oddball]

pretty pink cockpit

[struth]

a squeaky padful

[Oddball]

oil the squeak

[struth]

with some coke

[Marco]

and soak her

[Oddball]

some nutty slack

[struth]

plenty slack too

[Marco]

was strumpet Alice

[Oddball]

high wide and

[Oddball]

very quiet innit

[struth]

Alice lets rip

[Oddball]

blast like trumpet

[struth]

with wah-wah mute

[goraman]

in brown fog

[struth]

causing watery eyes

[goraman]

projectile nasal vomiting

[cargar]

mouldy pork pies

[walpurgis]

squeezed between thighs

[struth]

Really big pies

[cargar]

Shoved in the

[struth]

oven of joy

[Oddball]

clear runny jelly

[struth]

needs dabbing up

[Oddball]

get your hankie

[walpurgis]

no wankie pankie

[struth]

must have wankie

[Oddball]

tug the todger

[struth]

like the lodger

[Oddball]

needs a rodger

[struth]

the dirty beast :eek:

[Marco]

releasing his dirty-water

[Oddball]

splattering the front

[Marco]

of her frock

[Oddball]

a polka dot

[struth]

Spattered underskirt is

[Oddball]

fruity she said

[r100]

chewing on gum

[cargar]

trying to hum

[struth]

its wrigley good

[Marco]

she mumbled whilst

[struth]

her chewing-gum walk

[Ninanina]

was so kinky...

[cargar]

inserted her pinky

[struth]

in mouses ear

[Marco]

then got excited

[cargar]

and shot his

[struth]

bolt out-off his

[Oddball]

Mr Winky thing

[struth]

causing acute embarrassment

[Oddball]

as the glue

[Marco]

spurted out from

[Oddball]

her flange fitting

[Marco]

causing frothy puddles

[struth]

like beer suds

[Marco]

seeping from crevices

[struth]

landing on feet

[Anthony K]

stroke not flay

[struth]

pay, don't sell

[Marco]

rub, don't flick

[cargar]

slow slick lick

[struth]

keep it clean

[cargar]

spit and sheen

[struth]

Shiny Knob Control

[cargar]

turn it on

[struth]

eye of light

[Oddball]

creme top delight

[struth]

wipe and tuck

[cargar]

stuff the duff

[struth]

stuff the cavity

[Oddball]

touch the bottom

[cargar]

something smells rotten

[struth]

plug the hole

[Marco]

take it whole

[cargar]

grease your pole

[struth]

don't lose control

[walpurgis]

something smells rotten

it does here (the dog's just let a couple go and ponged the room out --- smelly brute)

[struth]

it does here (the dog's just let a couple go and ponged the room out --- smelly brute)

They all say-that ;)

[Marco]

inhale it in

[struth]

A smelly high

[Oddball]

rotten egg pie

[walpurgis]

+ the odd fly

[struth]

feeding-on said pie

[Marco]

licking out its

[cargar]

host's dirty bottom

[Oddball]

a real treat

[Ninanina]

and a trick..

[cargar]

lickety-spit be quick

[Marco]

unleash your walloper

[Oddball]

they'll all want

[Marco]

to sook it

[Ninanina]

a female crab...

[twickers]

likes to grab