Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Marco]

:dance:

You called, dahling?

[AJSki2fly]

Give him a-pole[emoji6]


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[struth]

like monkey swingers

[Vince]

Night-out with minger

[struth]

Mistake of-the light

[mad-moon]

Ha! Beer Goggles

[AJSki2fly]

Whistle in woods

[Marco]

where rapists lurk

[Vince]

Bears shit there

[struth]

Shit lurks everywhere

[Made in 1968]

It sure does

[Marco]

causing skidmarked pants

[Vince]

Unpleasant body odours

[struth]

Better than chanel

[AJSki2fly]

No. 5 obviously

[Made in 1968]

Im not-a number

[struth]

We're number one

[Made in 1968]

Theres no No.1

[struth]

Judah Ben Hur

[AJSki2fly]

I am seven


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[mad-moon]

I am No.4

[Made in 1968]

I am No.6

[mad-moon]

The number thirteen

[struth]

Seventy six trombones

[Made in 1968]

The four horsemen

[Marco]

from deepest Yorksha

[Vince]

Practising Ecky Thump

[mad-moon]

with black cocks

[struth]

Hate you Butler

[mad-moon]

Al 'ave you

[Marco]

come ahead, ya

[struth]

Teas oot McCafferty

[AJSki2fly]

Two lumps please


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[Vince]

That's a Bactrian

[AJSki2fly]

The Snow Goose


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[struth]

The camel's foot

[Made in 1968]

Its-a Mirage

[struth]

its-a frightnin' fit

[Vince]

Not gettin it

[Marco]

she's sexually-frustrated

[mad-moon]

she's in heat

[Made in 1968]

Howlin' like-a Wolf

[AJSki2fly]

Killed Virginia Wolf


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[struth]

Wolfburn malt whisky

[AJSki2fly]

Made in Thurso


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[Marco]

from girders, and

[struth]

malted pot stills

[AJSki2fly]

Into Boubon barrels

[struth]

pappy's nice medicine

[Marco]

a warm injection

[mad-moon]

Of cream pie

[Made in 1968]

Camel toe topping

[struth]

Lady tena hoofs

[Marco]

Lady Tena's sister

[prestonchipfryer]

Claudette, is hoping

[Marco]

Melanie's bisexual tendencies

[prestonchipfryer]

keep her quivering

[Marco]

quim, nicely moist

[struth]

Back on track

[AJSki2fly]

Jumped the rails

[struth]

Skittered his pants

[Made in 1968]

Being too pervy

[Marco]

the wife said

[struth]

Wash your arse

[Made in 1968]

Stroking her fadge

[Marco]

caked in flies

[struth]

Eating the pies

[Made in 1968]

Said Billy Bunter

[struth]

The pussy hunter

[Made in 1968]

:lol: Follow ya nose

[Marco]

fillet of fish

[mad-moon]

Feckin Irish Flatcake

[struth]

Farls for sale

[Vince]

Number feckin eleventeen

[AJSki2fly]

It’s forty two

[Marco]

inches wide, darling

[struth]

weighs a tonne

[Marco]

will it fit?

[struth]

she'll never sit

[Vince]

Up and down

[struth]

side to side

[AJSki2fly]

Top and Tail

[struth]

Especially the tail

[mad-moon]

split to excess

[struth]

Close tail door

[AJSki2fly]

Shut the trap

[Marco]

spread her legs

[Made in 1968]

away you go

[mad-moon]

and casserole her

[Marco]

saddlebags, maintaining moistness

[struth]

plump and protruding

[mad-moon]

Like large ulcers

[Vince]

Grapes of Wrath

[struth]

there's the grapes

[mad-moon]

Hanging from arse

[Marco]

aye, they're 'dangleberries':eyebrows:

[mad-moon]

Mixed with dingleberries

[Vince]

Tread these grapes!

[struth]

Here's the Wrath

[Vince]

There's the aggro

[Made in 1968]

I create it

[struth]

With my handbag

[Marco]

swatting impotent chavs

[mad-moon]

Round the chops

[AJSki2fly]

Lamb in face


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[Vince]

Sausage in beef

[Made in 1968]

Hole in one

[struth]

hanging an albatross

[Marco]

roon' ma boabby

[Vince]

Och-aye the noo

[struth]

Granny dun-a poo

[Marco]

in-her massive knickers

[User211]

Brawn Against Brain

[User211]

Knife Against Chain

[User211]

All Young Blood

[User211]

Down The Drain

[mad-moon]

cost a fortune

[struth]

Costa Del Sol

[Marco]

catch Corona Virus

[mad-moon]

Catch Corrina's Syphilis

[Made in 1968]

Bone Idle Wives

[Marco]

not got one;)

[Made in 1968]

I have though

[Marco]

swap for-newer model;)

[Made in 1968]

All the same

[Vince]

Can't understand them

[Marco]

Nah.. Women-are wonderful

[struth]

So are tortoises

[Marco]

with garlic butter

[struth]

Whatever you fancy.. I prefer spray cream [emoji23]

[Marco]

Three words, daftee!:D

Marco.

[struth]

Cream the crack

[Marco]

smack my sack

[struth]

Sat on tack

[Frazeur1]

Crank the wanky

[Marco]

until the dewdrops

[mad-moon]

The jaw drops

[Marco]

when seeing size

[struth]

Of pink's winky

[Frazeur1]

And he cries

[Marco]

won't get stiff!

[struth]

It's really dinky

[Vince]

Needs blue pill

[Marco]

she mocks it

[struth]

Then pox it

[mad-moon]

it's spotted dick

[struth]

Promptly sliced sausage

[Marco]

barbecued bellend Bratwurst

[Vince]

Undercooked pink sausage

[prestonchipfryer]

putrid and dripping

[Marco]

malodorous rotting flesh

[struth]

giving the heebies

[Vince]

Getting heebie jeebies

[mad-moon]

The number 53

[Marco]

I prefer '69'

[struth]

better with 2/6d

[User211]

Fucking Huge Ponce.

[User211]

No Fucking Nonce.

[User211]

King Lover.

[User211]

Bets off.

[mad-moon]

Sally is on

[mad-moon]

A game bird

[Vince]

On game bird

[struth]

Playing the game

[Marco]

Trolling in Leytonstone

[struth]

Pulling some teeth

[Marco]

Roger Needs Ham

[struth]

play-it again Sam

[Vince]

Of-all the bars

[struth]

You shat-in mine

[Marco]

love-deprived kids become

[mad-moon]

Bitter twisted morons

[struth]

Shit for brains

[mad-moon]

One flew over

[AJSki2fly]

Poohed on head

[Vince]

Shit for luck

[AJSki2fly]

Throw on mushrooms


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[Marco]

some dried jobbies,

[Made in 1968]

Peck the looser

[prestonchipfryer]

kidney wiper alert

[struth]

Mad kidney thief

[Vince]

Black market organs

[mad-moon]

made in China

[Marco]

from pure Coronavirus

[struth]

Giggle and your-next

[AJSki2fly]

Rubber body suit

[mad-moon]

for a gimp

[Marco]

take me, daddy

[prestonchipfryer]

eat me slowly

[Vince]

Drink me in

[struth]

pour me out

[mad-moon]

Like a teapot

[struth]

gushing from spout

[Vince]

Short and stout

[Marco]

slack and wet

[struth]

Alice's wet poodle

[Marco]

creating a puddle

[Made in 1968]

O Dirty Gurty

[mad-moon]

Giz me wellies

[struth]

It's blooming cold

[Pigmy Pony]

when head's bald

[Marco]

and your half-incher

[prestonchipfryer]

fails to stand

[struth]

like sergeant wants

[Made in 1968]

up to attention

[Marco]

she slaps it

[struth]

Round the gills

[Vince]

Feeling really green

[Marco]

it-stiffens to a semi

[struth]

slightly too much

[Made in 1968]

But not enough

[struth]

to swing sweet

[mad-moon]

For Bendy Wendy

[Marco]

and big-beaned Brenda

[prestonchipfryer]

Claudette's fanny friend

[Vince]

Bit'o licky licky

[Marco]

horny girly fun

[AJSki2fly]

Naught goat horn

[mad-moon]

just Spanish Fly

[struth]

Fishing in greenhouse

[Vince]

Spreading the muck

[Marco]

from her nappy

[struth]

on the carpet

[Marco]

oh look, placenta!

[Vince]

Popped one out

[Marco]

with brown hair

[prestonchipfryer]

and buck teeth

[Marco]

good for gobbles

[Made in 1968]

Without the risk

[mad-moon]

of turkey gravy

[mad-moon]

and white sauce

[Made in 1968]

for Cream pie

[Vince]

Pie and mash

[AJSki2fly]

Pour on liquor

[prestonchipfryer]

Gobble it slowly

[struth]

Drink your fill

[Marco]

her hot wee

[Made in 1968]

Urolagnia a go-go

[Marco]

try-a Golden Shower

[Vince]

Or brown sausage

[Marco]

and-a 'Dutch oven'

[struth]

With Hollandaise sauce

[Vince]

With eggs Benedict

[AJSki2fly]

Only smoked salmon

[struth]

Hot on tail

[mad-moon]

of the whale

[Marco]

Her HUGE arse,

[mad-moon]

Is a Fluke

[struth]

Multi use device

[AJSki2fly]

Swiss pocket knife