Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[struth]

and red-raw vents

[Oddball]

apply the vaseline

[struth]

To the cracks

[Marco]

of her chuff

[struth]

powder her muff

[Marco]

pick-off the fluff

[struth]

from the sausage

[Oddball]

and meatball suprise

[struth]

wrapped in parmesan

[walpurgis]

that's so cheesy

[struth]

But easy peasy

[Oddball]

lemon squeezey but

[struth]

not too hard :D

[Marco]

stiff beats floppy

[struth]

Floppy slaps stiffy

[walpurgis]

said captain pugwash

[struth]

to-his pirate willy

[Marco]

a cheesy chappy

[struth]

Known-as seaman Staines

[Marco]

and Captain Skidmark

[Oddball]

old salty seadoogs

[walpurgis]

salt'n vinegar crisps

[struth]

for toothless Turbots

[walpurgis]

kippers on toast

[struth]

caught on-the coast

[walpurgis]

not-one to boast

[Puffin]

but i'm shit

[Marco]

at shagging puppies

[Puffin]

like cockerpoos or

[struth]

And pug ugly

[Marco]

Glesga zoomers, pished

[struth]

In their pint-pots

[walpurgis]

spittoons and piss-pots

[Marco]

chibs ready for

[walpurgis]

slicing sunday roast

[struth]

and downy coupons

[Marco]

wot be them? :hmm:

[struth]

soft boyish features

[Puffin]

grizzled chewy lips

[Marco]

just my type

[Puffin]

to tongue leisurely

[struth]

stapled to page

[walpurgis]

unkind to paige

[struth]

who's knickers twisted

[walpurgis]

as she squirmed

[struth]

in-the jacuzzi tub

[Marco]

drenching her cotton

[struth]

strangely positioned socks

[Marco]

inside her bra

[Puffin]

fnar fnar fnar

[Marco]

perv at her

[Puffin]

ingrowing toe nail

[Marco]

causing instant stiffness

[struth]

of the neck-bone

[Oddball]

a chronic condition

[struth]

As is piles

[walpurgis]

of used condoms

[Marco]

replete with man-cheese

[struth]

Slice n dice

[Marco]

the caked-on smegma

[struth]

Baked in-a pie

[Puffin]

suck an eye

[Marco]

Eyeball juice is

[walpurgis]

nice on chips

[struth]

with jellied goo

[Marco]

, solidified ball-bag sweat

[struth]

anyone for golf

[walpurgis]

futtocking old bottocks

[struth]

picking your niblick

[walpurgis]

nibbling your pickles

[struth]

Dipping your gherkin

[Oddball]

into wizards sleeve

[walpurgis]

flagon or firkin

[struth]

full of falsies

[walpurgis]

and busted again

[Marco]

caught wanking over

[walpurgis]

a picture of

[Marco]

Donald Trump, resulting

[southall-1998]

His microscopic cock

S.

[Puffin]

eyed hair makes

[struth]

Likes some bacon

[Oddball]

flavoured jam smeared

[Ninanina]

in all over...

[Marco]

a big cucumber

[Ninanina]

seen mini cucumber's

[struth]

coming, sliced and

[Ninanina]

they are cute..

[Marco]

do they 'satisfy'?

[Ninanina]

too small to :eek:

[struth]

float her boat

[walpurgis]

sink her sub

[struth]

in chillie sauce

[Ninanina]

It's hot stuff

[struth]

stirred, and shaking

[Ninanina]

My chilli plant...

[struth]

Needs heating up

[Marco]

via friction burns

[Oddball]

feel the girth

[southall-1998]

Underneath my feet

S.

[Ninanina]

plates of meat..

[struth]

Cocky rhythm swing

[Marco]

expose your porker

[minnie0093]

Any Old Smutt

[Oddball]

said Dame Edna

[Marco]

and Mary Whitehouse

[Puffin]

d'you mean Shitehouse

[Marco]

I'd shit on-her

[walpurgis]

best ushak rug

[prestonchipfryer]

with no regrets

[Marco]

I soiled her

[prestonchipfryer]

hands with unusually

[Puffin]

pungent puckered skin

[Marco]

callus-laden from wanking

[prestonchipfryer]

encrusted with saltiness

[Marco]

from previous 'adventures'

[prestonchipfryer]

on stormy nights

[Puffin]

when passengers alight

[walpurgis]

use fire extinguisher

[prestonchipfryer]

as a probe

[Puffin]

for vicar de-robed

[Oddball]

drink feck arse

[walpurgis]

said the vicar

[struth]

to the tart

[prestonchipfryer]

gently caressing the

[Marco]

knobbly protrusion between

[prestonchipfryer]

the flappy flaps

[Marco]

flicking it slowly

[prestonchipfryer]

to ensure maximum

[Puffin]

egg sandwich pleasure

[walpurgis]

perplexingly silhouetted in

[prestonchipfryer]

an inextricable contorted

[walpurgis]

but cathartic paradigm

[Puffin]

betwixt, but flitterthorped

[Marco]

I fantasised about

[walpurgis]

having imaginary dreams

[Marco]

involving a nurse

[Puffin]

who curses purses

[walpurgis]

in rhyming verses

[struth]

poetic licence given

[walpurgis]

back to disqualified

[struth]

Wordsmith With Whelts

[Marco]

stimulated my cucumber

[struth]

grinding her rind

[walpurgis]

pleasured from behind

[Puffin]

stuff that for

[struth]

Salting back bacon

[Oddball]

squeal piggy pig

[struth]

hop on porky

[walpurgis]

for bestial bacon

[struth]

coddle your eggs

[walpurgis]

gain shapely legs

[struth]

and luscious buttocks

[walpurgis]

Effin' quiet here! :)

[struth]

no ripping yarns :D

[Ninanina]

Palin was great...

[Puffin]

chestnut paling is-shit

[walpurgis]

impaling is better

[Marco]

on a pole

[walpurgis]

the new pole-dancing

[Marco]

for horny masochists

[walpurgis]

poles are greased

[Puffin]

Greece has Poles

[Marco]

nice, stiff ones

[Puffin]

well, you know

[Marco]

how she likes

[prestonchipfryer]

very different strokes

[Puffin]

but fails to

[prestonchipfryer]

knuckle down properly

[Marco]

and wash-the dishes

[Ninanina]

and wash-the dishes

:rfl::rfl::rfl:

or the hoovering....:eek:

[prestonchipfryer]

and coming close

[Ninanina]

to being sexist... :D

[Marco]

But as long

[Ninanina]

as you don't....

[walpurgis]

projectile vomit over

[Marco]

her prized cucumbers

[Ninanina]

all is well...

[Marco]

when inserting them

[Ninanina]

into the ground :stalks:

[struth]

coffee for satisfying

[Ninanina]

all your bits...

[walpurgis]

recently planted cactuses

[struth]

Spike your drink

[Ninanina]

with some stuff

[walpurgis]

pinch of snuff

[struth]

sitting in-the buff

[walpurgis]

waving at vicar

[Puffin]

with shitty knicker

[prestonchipfryer]

and dicky ticker

[walpurgis]

makes lights flicker

[Oddball]

and fishwives bicker

[walpurgis]

man of wicca

[prestonchipfryer]

gently stroking his

[Puffin]

plaque caked ticker

[Ninanina]

that will stop

[walpurgis]

rattling about in

[Ninanina]

it's little cage

[walpurgis]

to play forfeits

[Marco]

it's veins engorging

[prestonchipfryer]

her pulsating jumbo

[Ninanina]

cucumber was ready...

[The Black Adder]

fancy a sandwich?

[Marco]

A jam one? :eyebrows:

[struth]

with crispy bits

[Ninanina]

of the piggy.. ;)

[walpurgis]

heavenly celestial bestial

[Ninanina]

he's so porky

[walpurgis]

but stiffly stalky

[Ninanina]

like my sunflowers

[Oddball]

full of scratchings

[walpurgis]

said Van Gogh

[Ninanina]

to his pic...

[struth]

Of Marco on

[Marco]

his cucumber stall

[struth]

Stiffening in-the breeze

[walpurgis]

showing prize exhibit

[struth]

Heavily knurled skin

[Marco]

full of 'juice'

[walpurgis]

a fruity smoothie

[struth]

No bits in

[Puffin]

bitless bitty juice

[Marco]

cloudy and acrid

[walpurgis]

Needs a stir

[Marco]

pop in your

[struth]

Big stirring stick

[Marco]

and bulbous 'head'

[Puffin]

Gordon Groin-Strain

[Marco]

suffers from Nomophobia

[Puffin]

Gordon is-a Moron

[struth]

Lost his mojo

[Puffin]

lost on Dojo

[Gerolamo]

Spanks it solo

[prestonchipfryer]

with turgid jelly-like

[walpurgis]

dribbles falling from

[prestonchipfryer]

quivering, flappy flanges

[Gerolamo]

with crusty backhanders

[struth]

Itchy pink joot

[Marco]

strawberry sorbet juice

[prestonchipfryer]

with green streaks

[walpurgis]

and large bum-shaped

[struth]

big potato fritter

[walpurgis]

wedged tightly into

[Marco]

her moist flange

[walpurgis]

for the vicar's

[struth]

pancake party day

[walpurgis]

carrying sawn-off shotgun

[Ninanina]

into the church...

[walpurgis]

and poked it

[Marco]

with a cucumber

[walpurgis]

and custard sandwich