Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[walpurgis]

in royal household

[struth]

horse-faced and posh

[walpurgis]

ermine and undies

[struth]

and holey socks

[Puffin]

for endemic pox

[struth]

and rabid fox

[Marco]

bang her box

[struth]

Stroke her locks

[walpurgis]

borrow her frocks

[struth]

pox her socks

[Marco]

sweaty and fragrant

[Puffin]

and sadly languid

[walpurgis]

pools of fragrant

[struth]

brine tracing path-to

[Marco]

liquid toe jam

[struth]

where sun never

[Marco]

evaporates the moisture

[struth]

around her cloister

[Marco]

scratch 'n' sniff

[struth]

got a whiff

[Marco]

of mature cheddar

[struth]

clinging to-her heather

[Marco]

dislodged with a-feather

[struth]

Rubbing against leather

[walpurgis]

balls banging together

[Marco]

releasing an aroma

[walpurgis]

inducing a coma

[Puffin]

for grammar police

[struth]

Och aye man

[Marco]

enter ma van

[struth]

Strip her chassis

[Marco]

for intimate inspection

[walpurgis]

magnifying-glass and tweezers

[struth]

sniggers the doctor

[Marco]

observing her shaven

[prestonchipfryer]

pussy, dripping with

[Marco]

colourful Christmas decorations

[struth]

like red balls

[walpurgis]

glowing in-the dark

[struth]

flashing and jingling

[Marco]

with every flick

[walpurgis]

of Madame's whip

[struth]

lashing someone quickly

[walpurgis]

to the mast

[Marco]

torture for pleasure

[walpurgis]

sado masochistic matron

[struth]

sit-up for doctor

[walpurgis]

equipped with cucumber

[struth]

hollowed and inserted

[Puffin]

but oranges can't

[Marco]

leak juice, if

[walpurgis]

wrapped in condoms

[Ninanina]

That's the Mates

[walpurgis]

a nasty fate

[struth]

hung in-the Tate

[walpurgis]

hung from gibbet

[Ninanina]

just well hung :eek:

[struth]

big steak tonight

[walpurgis]

hunt for vampires

[struth]

suck my blood

[Marco]

a vampire's teabag

[struth]

For raspberry tea

[walpurgis]

brewed from pee

[struth]

for a fee

[Marco]

pull the string

[walpurgis]

ding a ling

[struth]

having last fling

[Ninanina]

with a thing

[struth]

fired from sling

[walpurgis]

round busted arm

[struth]

accident at farm

[Ninanina]

the poor piggies

[walpurgis]

gone to bacon-heaven

[struth]

tastes best woven

[walpurgis]

of the cloth

[struth]

a pressing need

[walpurgis]

getting iron out

[Marco]

a big curler

[walpurgis]

sliding the stones

[struth]

scaring the fish

[Marco]

soaked in pish

[struth]

like Lilian Gish

[Marco]

what's her wish?

[struth]

pinpoint bombing mission

[Marco]

bomb her 'box'

[struth]

unwrap the package

[walpurgis]

something nasty inside

[Marco]

reeking of kippers

[struth]

and is kippers

[walpurgis]

sound of zippers

[struth]

out pop nippers

[Marco]

for your slippers

[struth]

smell like hipsters

[Puffin]

crud munchers tit

[struth]

kiss her grits

[Marco]

rub her bits

[struth]

Ping her corset

[walpurgis]

touch of strapocockus

[Puffin]

gave her willies

[walpurgis]

several of them

[struth]

Big stud muffins

[Marco]

sporting tented trunks

[struth]

Requiring two-handed support

[walpurgis]

to prevent pole-vaulting

[struth]

or pole droop

[Marco]

Toss yer caber!

[struth]

flip your teak

[Marco]

That's hard wood

[walpurgis]

big lollipop stick

[struth]

needs alotta lickin'

[Puffin]

like big brenda

[struth]

Who tends ta

[Puffin]

like a benda

[struth]

On the Buckie

[Oddball]

if shes lucky

[struth]

and very plucky

[walpurgis]

but getting mucky

[Oddball]

taking a massive

[walpurgis]

dump in-the corner

[struth]

Steam her face

[Marco]

'double-bag' her, before

[struth]

Shaving her beard

[walpurgis]

all getting weird

[struth]

skin got seared

[walpurgis]

sat on furnace

[struth]

created a stink

[Marco]

as her-tights melted

[walpurgis]

around flabby cheeks

[Marco]

scarred with cellulite

[walpurgis]

and whipping marks

[struth]

hundred miles-of bad

[Marco]

diet, and lack

[Puffin]

of ikea tables

[Marco]

to mount her

[walpurgis]

attack on enemy

[Marco]

she 'scooshes' them

[struth]

tinpan's them doon-road

[Marco]

booting their botties

[struth]

whistling down town

[walpurgis]

gone all brown

[Marco]

the impregnated skidmarks

[walpurgis]

proudly displayed before

[struth]

half the known

[Marco]

skidmarks sniffing society

[Puffin]

bum gribblers unite

[Marco]

to discuss shite

[Puffin]

chew the crud

[Marco]

munch her fud

[struth]

powder puff tail

[walpurgis]

something to nail

[struth]

hole in-her pale

[walpurgis]

and pasty looking

[Puffin]

quiches should never

[walpurgis]

cross roads unassisted

[struth]

Pie in-the eye

[Marco]

a pearl necklace

[Puffin]

battered and boiled

[walpurgis]

shoved in firmly

[struth]

Scoffed with chips

[walpurgis]

of granite stone

[struth]

Scabbled and fried

[Puffin]

kentucky tired chicken

[Marco]

good for gluing

[struth]

flaps together tightly

[prestonchipfryer]

to avoid leakage

[Puffin]

all leakages to-be

[Marco]

absorbed by Tena

[Puffin]

which is plastic

[struth]

Or maybe elevenses

[Marco]

with randy Rhonda

[walpurgis]

from the valley

[Marco]

Rhonda, she's fonda

[struth]

his spotty botty

[Puffin]

take a pill

[prestonchipfryer]

when you're ill

[User211]

Anadin, Aspro, anything... (courtesy J. Rotten)

[walpurgis]

banging headache or

[Marco]

any other excuse

[Puffin]

to bang tidiness

[struth]

sweet Georgia's brown

[walpurgis]

leather thigh boots

[struth]

flippin' high boots

[walpurgis]

boot in nuts

[Marco]

Do it harder!

[struth]

Ride a winner

[Puffin]

have a cock-punch

[walpurgis]

cock-fighting is illegal (makes yer willie sore too! :D)

[struth]

stopped by mongooose

[walpurgis]

a mere cat

[Marco]

a furry pussy

[struth]

biting your bits

[walpurgis]

off and feasting

[struth]

on your floppily-doppilies

[Marco]

sook her 'melon'

[struth]

have juicy faced

[Puffin]

bollock busting banter

[struth]

huge big brains

[walpurgis]

but tiny little

[struth]

skull candy headphones

[Marco]

worn by Martha

[walpurgis]

worn under crash-helmet

[struth]

in her vineyard

[Puffin]

munch her muffins

[Marco]

chomp her chuff

[struth]

Savour the vino

[walpurgis]

faint hint of

[struth]

Rosemary's sweet flower

[Marco]

fragrant, but fishy

[struth]

Sounding name and

[Marco]

knickers to match

[walpurgis]

give it-a scratch

[Marco]

crabs are rife

[struth]

Lobster is purple

[walpurgis]

eel be fine

[struth]

Perched on sofa

[walpurgis]

with naughty Nora

[struth]

the blow-up doll

[Marco]

punctured beyond repair

[walpurgis]

a rubber requiem

[struth]

unable to rise-up

[walpurgis]

without continuous pumping

[struth]

which can-be enjoyable

[walpurgis]

gasped the bishop

[struth]

All over Actress

[walpurgis]

who fainted landing

[struth]

on big pussy

[Marco]

riddled with fleas

[struth]

and spitting blood

[walpurgis]

bad halitosis too

[struth]

Full-of meaty goodness

[walpurgis]

steak and ale

[struth]

Big scabby pie

[walpurgis]

caught on-the fly

[struth]

squished in zip

[walpurgis]

in between fits

[Marco]

of fanny farts

[struth]

of attacking nits

[prestonchipfryer]

driving Claudette crazy

[walpurgis]

leaving toothmarks everywhere

[Marco]

on her arse-cheeks

[walpurgis]

which she displayed

[struth]

her pink knickers

[walpurgis]

before the audience

[Marco]

aghast-at how stained

[walpurgis]

glass doors illuminated

[struth]

follow red line

[walpurgis]

bus to market

[Marco]

to sell her-worn

[walpurgis]

out bloomers to

[struth]

transform her reputation