Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Marco]

for a dump

[Jonboy]

and a pump

[seoirse2002]

all one lump

[brian2957]

need a sump

[realysm42]

not Forest Gump

[seoirse2002]

or local jump

[Jonboy]

pedal that bike

[seoirse2002]

pedal and crank

[prestonchipfryer]

enjoy a wank

[Jonboy]

between those tits

[seoirse2002]

and milky thighs

[Marco]

unzip ya flies

[seoirse2002]

avert your eyes

[prestonchipfryer]

slide in gently

[brian2957]

in your Bentley

[Marco]

and then consequently

[seoirse2002]

produce the pork

[Marco]

for her consideration

[seoirse2002]

and possible fellation

[prestonchipfryer]

in the railway-station

[seoirse2002]

it beats masturbation

[Marco]

and subsequent ejaculation

[realysm42]

in a Playstation

[Marco]

undress the nation

[Jonboy]

lets go naked

[Marco]

exposing our pink

[brian2957]

just don't blink

[Marco]

smell the stink

[tommy6206]

The dirty bint

[Marco]

hadn't washed her

[prestonchipfryer]

mouth out afterwards

[Marco]

I'd shot some

[prestonchipfryer]

salty and creamy

[Marco]

frothy dairy goodness

[brian2957]

straight from the

[Jonboy]

one eyed trouser

[prestonchipfryer]

a monstrous snake

[Marco]

she mercilessly teased

[brian2957]

until he spat

[prestonchipfryer]

down her throat

[brian2957]

with amazing accuracy

[Marco]

ticking your tonsils

[Mr Nad]

soothing the tightness

[Marco]

feeling the rightness

[Jonboy]

with no teeth

[brian2957]

to interfere with

[Marco]

the flange jelly

[Artifolk]

and ice cream

[Marco]

for Jenny to

[realysm42]

count to two

[Marco]

before inserting Flake

[Jonboy]

up ones arris

[Marco]

a chocolate shaft

[LWSTeac]

For The Lass

[Marco]

to greedily gobble

[prestonchipfryer]

every last dribble

[audio39]

said Neil & Bob

[Mr Nad]

an eggy bubble

[Marco]

stagnant and steaming

[prestonchipfryer]

shiny and gleaming

[Marco]

like your Jap's-eye

[Jonboy]

i love polishing

[Marco]

it until it

[Artifolk]

glows bright red

[seoirse2002]

like a chillie

[Marco]

whose seeds have

[prestonchipfryer]

spurted all over

[Jonboy]

Grandmas birthday cake

[realysm42]

real never fake

[Marco]

were her tits

[seoirse2002]

and her shits

[Marco]

replete with corn-nibblets

[Mr Nad]

dead dog's gibblets

[Marco]

jellified scrotum squelch

[seoirse2002]

makes one belch

[prestonchipfryer]

faint-inducing breath

[Marco]

reeking of vag-juice

[Jonboy]

haddock pastie, yum-yum

[prestonchipfryer]

tongue tingling twat

[seoirse2002]

surrounded in fat

[Gmanuk101]

with many mammaries

[seoirse2002]

and radio grammaries

[audio39]

and rear ram-maries!!!

[Marco]

Present your botty

[realysm42]

Buff tings only

[seoirse2002]

assume the position

[Marco]

lube the crevice

[audio39]

and scream loudly

[Marco]

barking like Muttley

[Gmanuk101]

gimmie gimmie medal

[prestonchipfryer]

Claudette was desperate

[seoirse2002]

for some amour

[Marco]

as her bean

[prestonchipfryer]

hadn't been licked

[Marco]

but instead flicked

[Jonboy]

causing a massive

[seoirse2002]

release of juice

[Marco]

fragrance of melon

[prestonchipfryer]

whiff of fish-paste

[Puffin]

Jam and Jerusalem

[Marco]

once a month

[Jonboy]

aah blood sports

[seoirse2002]

bloody good time

[Puffin]

fried with lime

[Marco]

some jellied clots

[Jonboy]

upon mouse removal

[Roy S]

Expect cheesy remnants

[Marco]

whiff of chives

[seoirse2002]

from the archives

[Puffin]

visit St Ives

[Jonboy]

To find Doris

[Marco]

sleeping with Emma

[Puffin]

scissor sisters are

[Roy S]

trimming each others

[prestonchipfryer]

crab-infested pubes

[seoirse2002]

with valve tubes

[Puffin]

resembling Penne pasta

[Roy S]

With sausage sauce

[Marco]

Doris farted and

[Reid Malenfant]

unfortunately followed through

[Puffin]

gusset carnage severe

[Roy S]

complete brown out

[Marco]

slugs crawled out

[Roy S]

waving white flags

[Marco]

as the stench

[Roy S]

permeated their souls

[Marco]

yet strangely erotic

[Roy S]

hint of lemon

[Puffin]

for lemon entries

[Roy S]

my dear watson

[Puffin]

fry some garlic

[seoirse2002]

in hot juice

[Puffin]

hang loose lucy

[Marco]

open ya pussy

[seoirse2002]

flash the gash

[Marco]

watch that rash!

[Puffin]

ouch! mind my

[Jonboy]

one eyed trouser

[seoirse2002]

snakey snake snake

[Roy S]

spitting copious venom

[Marco]

gobbled up by

[prestonchipfryer]

a hungry pussy

[Jonboy]

well lubed and

[Puffin]

inviting minge-tout

[Marco]

fish sauce, extra

[Puffin]

helpings lose lives

[prestonchipfryer]

and wrecking fannies

[Jonboy]

best piping bag

[Puffin]

johnny got punched

[Yomanze]

rotten apples munched

[prestonchipfryer]

flick bean crunched

[Marco]

squirting milky cream

[Puffin]

over Keith's Lemons

[prestonchipfryer]

and dangling oranges

[seoirse2002]

look like prunes

[Puffin]

tastes like Tunes

[Marco]

farts some choons

[Puffin]

drop and plop

[bogle111]

plug and play

[Marco]

that Black Mamba

[Jonboy]

should be member

[Puffin]

kodak for coloured's

[prestonchipfryer]

and arty-farty types

[Marco]

with wanky-spanky scants

[prestonchipfryer]

and dribbly-wibbly snot

[Marco]

globules of lemon-curd

[Puffin]

fashioned like turd

[Marco]

aromatic like shite

[Puffin]

kicks and bites

[Marco]

like a bitch

[seoirse2002]

late at night

[Jonboy]

On the job

[Puffin]

twiddle the knob:eek:

[Marco]

fill her gob

[Puffin]

i'm a snob

[Jonboy]

who's called Bob

[Puffin]

bobs a good-un;)

[Jonboy]

it's my middle-name

[Puffin]

bang a gong

[Marco]

shag a dolly

[Jac Hawk]

that's called bob

[Marco]

cock under tights

[seoirse2002]

dirty ol' shite

[Puffin]

women take flight

[Marco]

after munching your

[Puffin]

green green grass

[prestonchipfryer]

shaft Claudettes' arse

[seoirse2002]

think Ill pass

[Marco]

having-a-wank instead

[seoirse2002]

No...getting head

[Marco]

from her gumsy

[Gmanuk101]

platefull your honor

[Puffin]

guilty as charged!

[prestonchipfryer]

Sentence: 40 lashes!

[Marco]

on the balls!

[Jonboy]

s and m

[Puffin]

d & v

[Jonboy]

dumb and dumber

[Marco]

slap a plumber

[Jonboy]

Bills to steep

[Marco]

kidnap him and

[Jonboy]

pull his pants-down

[Marco]

exposing his gran's

[seoirse2002]

silk g string

[Puffin]

for compression joints:D

[seoirse2002]

and generic hip

[Puffin]

op break dancing

[prestonchipfryer]

or fanny flushing

[Puffin]

urggh, ghastly gashes

[Jonboy]

thats old age

[Puffin]

pubes on floor

[Jonboy]

flaps like saddlebags

[seoirse2002]

old meat curtains

[Marco]

showz the gravy

[Puffin]

Doris is lush

[prestonchipfryer]

her minge dripping

[Marco]

with anchovy juice

[seoirse2002]

and cottage cheese

[Puffin]

enough already! said

[Jonboy]

Tea for two ?

[seoirse2002]

from the loo

[Puffin]

three turds daily

[Marco]

plus a golden-shower

[Jonboy]

water sport Olympics

[Puffin]

piss poor aim

[Roy S]

weapon too small

[Marco]

to satisfy Sally

[Jonboy]

she needs girth

[Marco]

cheesy, fat bulb

[prestonchipfryer]

proud and stiff

[Marco]

slightly salty, but

[prestonchipfryer]

hot and steaming

[Jonboy]

blue vein pulsing

[Marco]

length increasing rapidly

[Puffin]

stand aside sonny

[Marco]

and let daddee

[seoirse2002]

beat that meat

[Mr Nad]

tenderise with mallet

[Puffin]

Timmy's will do

[Jonboy]

itsy-bitsy tennie-weenie yellow

[Mr Nad]

rings around my

[seoirse2002]

stinky pinky winky

[prestonchipfryer]

with cheese sauce

[Marco]

imbedded underneath fingernails

[Puffin]

of strawberry jam

[prestonchipfryer]

to lick clean

[Puffin]

and dance spookily

[Mr Nad]

with gay abandon

[Puffin]

and heavy heart

[Marco]

I confessed that