Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[struth]

Birds of prey

[walpurgis]

talons ripping at

[Marco]

'tented' boxer shorts

[walpurgis]

of 'funny-looking' matron

[struth]

Of-an aged parent

[walpurgis]

who's toothless gums

[Marco]

can gobble no-more

[struth]

Only slurp juice

[walpurgis]

has you licked

[struth]

And then picked

[Marco]

sook ma 'bulb'

[walpurgis]

he asked auntie

[Marco]

who duly obliged

[walpurgis]

the lined up

[struth]

Ensemble of musicians

[Marco]

blow ma 'trumpet'

[struth]

with tricky fingering

[walpurgis]

a clumsy display

[Marco]

of five-finger shuffling

[struth]

Causing early release

[walpurgis]

of gamma-particle contaminated

[struth]

shouting frying tonight

[Marco]

some chipolatas with

[walpurgis]

a vengeful attitude

[struth]

Dipping in batter

[walpurgis]

time frittered away

[farflungstar]

7° in Spain

[struth]

chipping away at-the

[walpurgis]

government's policy on

[Marco]

problematic vaginal dryness

[walpurgis]

well lubricated cucumbers

[struth]

are-no bloody use

[walpurgis]

stated the duchess

[struth]

to greengrocer Fred

[walpurgis]

whilst relaxing in-bed

[Batty]

Tugging on his

[walpurgis]

monstrous wattled appendage

[Marco]

soon whitewashing the

[walpurgis]

closely gathered onlookers

[Marco]

dressed as penguins

[Batty]

Wrapped in foil

[struth]

Boiled in oil

[Marco]

violated and soiled

[prestonchipfryer]

ragged and tattered

[Marco]

bruised and battered

[walpurgis]

like chip-shop cod

[Marco]

a fishy feast

[struth]

from hairy beast

[Marco]

a matted-bush needs

[struth]

some gentle coaxing

[Marco]

to remove nits

[walpurgis]

for a sarnie

[struth]

With clotted cream

[walpurgis]

and toenail clippings

[struth]

whipped and patted

[walpurgis]

surprisingly tasting like

[Marco]

sopping-wet adult nappies

[walpurgis]

thoughtfully seasoned with

[struth]

White wine vinegar

[Marco]

squeeze and rinse

[prestonchipfryer]

rise and shine

[Marco]

polish and prime

[struth]

don't do-the crime

[walpurgis]

barmen behind bars

[prestonchipfryer]

cocktail shakers ready

[Marco]

twiddle your wiener

[walpurgis]

from the window

[Marco]

scaring passers by

[walpurgis]

released on bail

[Marco]

for raiding washing-lines

[walpurgis]

after granny bloomers

[struth]

Are sliced up

[Marco]

and sniffed with

[prestonchipfryer]

increasingly aroused anticipation

[Marco]

of that musky

[struth]

secretion of bottom-gas

[walpurgis]

pungently wafting towards

[Marco]

discerning, anticipating nostrils

[struth]

Causing wagging of

[walpurgis]

local gossip's tongues

[Marco]

the sexually frustrated

[struth]

bunch-of granny mongers

[prestonchipfryer]

happily sucking appendages

[Marco]

of their 'juice'

[walpurgis]

filling Durex party-balloons

[Marco]

with white, slimy

[struth]

Paintball juice fired- from

[Marco]

purple headed pea-shooters

[walpurgis]

hand picked by

[Marco]

black-stockinged busty bimbos

[struth]

Driving big throbbing

[Yomanze]

Black V8 Mustangs


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[struth]

over red line

[Marco]

for a gang-bang

[walpurgis]

late night line-up

[struth]

no house rules

[walpurgis]

pot the pink

[Marco]

with stiff cue

[walpurgis]

chalk the tip

[struth]

rattle the cushions

[Marco]

when 'jumping' Helga

[struth]

the bloody horrible

[walpurgis]

halitosis can paralyse

[struth]

any form of

[Marco]

sexual stimulation, despite

[struth]

very small cojones

[mad-moon]

Rocky mountain oysters

[struth]

attached to grizzlies

[walpurgis]

eaten by Scarper-Flo

[struth]

Sitting on Lou

[walpurgis]

who's flushed face

[struth]

Laced with pine

[walpurgis]

and straining to

[struth]

Pass the labs

[Marco]

pressing one out

[walpurgis]

stool pidgeon grassed

[struth]

Gracie's barren fields

[walpurgis]

plumbed dead straight

[struth]

Abandoned by all

[Marco]

long since pumped

[walpurgis]

discarded and dumped

[Marco]

like an unwanted-toy

[struth]

an unloved lover

[Marco]

only useful for

[struth]

giving good beating

[walpurgis]

with fluffy eggwhisk

[struth]

Light on feet

[mad-moon]

Rechargeable LED Wellies

[struth]

with congenital leaks

[mad-moon]

contracted at birth

[struth]

During Hawaii five0

[mad-moon]

Book 'em Danno

[walpurgis]

incarcerate the morons

[mad-moon]

hang 'em high

[walpurgis]

drawn and quartered

[struth]

At Ok Corral

[mad-moon]

Dentist gambler gunfighter

[struth]

Jack the stripper

[Yomanze]

In pink knickers


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[Marco]

with extra-wide gusset

[struth]

producing superb absorbency

[walpurgis]

for those little-accidents

[struth]

and-the big ones

[walpurgis]

people back away

[struth]

downwind to safety

[walpurgis]

wiping off spatters

[struth]

with old knickers

[walpurgis]

loaned by bishop

[struth]

nicked off actress

[walpurgis]

causing embarrassing scene

[Marco]

at the butcher's

[struth]

Grabbing for meat

[mad-moon]

barber shop pies

[struth]

big hairy ones

[walpurgis]

small bald twos

[struth]

polished with grease

[walpurgis]

slippery and lubricated

[struth]

warm and glistening

[walpurgis]

presented to her-ladyship

[struth]

the majestic queen

[mad-moon]

Honey filled colony

[walpurgis]

a nice cuppa

[struth]

Full of womanly

[walpurgis]

persuasion, said constable

[Marco]

who gobbled up

[struth]

All the ragu

[mad-moon]

Garlic and bread

[Marco]

mopping-up the spilled

[struth]

tasty meaty goodness

[Marco]

dribbled out from

[struth]

edge of spoon

[walpurgis]

dog licked up

[Marco]

it's own shit

[mad-moon]

load of kibble

[struth]

cake buttered with

[mad-moon]

ejaculated bull's fat

[Marco]

from stiffened pole

[mad-moon]

electrocuted stealing cables

[struth]

dripping with goo

[walpurgis]

strong-pong of poo

[Marco]

coming from unwiped-bottom

[mad-moon]

riddled with tapeworms

[struth]

Going from bum-to-bum

[walpurgis]

arsing around again

[struth]

nice chunk of

[walpurgis]

excellent chunky stuff

[struth]

Thick and chunky

[Marco]

white and spunky

[walpurgis]

fresh from monkey

[Marco]

'chugged out', whilst

[struth]

Peeling his banana

[walpurgis]

watched by womens-institute

[struth]

Stocking washers of

[Marco]

Staffordshire, who wash

[struth]

Gentlemens green tights

[walpurgis]

said Robin Hood

[struth]

As-he made Marion

[walpurgis]

tighten her merkin

[struth]

sleep with-a mannequin

[walpurgis]

or a ladyquin

[Marco]

take a 'woody'

[walpurgis]

show the 'puddy'

[mad-moon]

or ladies quim

[struth]

Dressed for rain

[walpurgis]

pac a mac

[mad-moon]

poke a mon

[struth]

Date a gran

[Marco]

podger an OAP

[mad-moon]

false teeth out

[struth]

hearing-aid to-the max

[mad-moon]

open beef curtains

[struth]

press out battery

[mad-moon]

lock and load

[struth]

muzzle you dog

[mad-moon]

shoot the glass

[struth]

pamper the ponger

[brian2957]

loop the loop

[struth]

scoop the poop

[brian2957]

shoot the crow

[struth]

tickle her toes

[walpurgis]

bisected into three

[mad-moon]

Three Irish Twins

[walpurgis]

If-ever I saw-one

[struth]

i would run

[mad-moon]

a cold bath

[struth]

chill my spots

[walpurgis]

doughnut disturb sign

[struth]

Nibble my sweet

[Ninanina]

I can't say :eek:

[struth]

Said miss hoggit

[walpurgis]

to Major Froggatt

[struth]

The silly constable

[walpurgis]

of arrested development

[Ninanina]

in the nether

[walpurgis]

truncheon region but

[Ninanina]

he also had

[walpurgis]

enormous warts all-up

[mad-moon]

his genital region

[walpurgis]

Matron applied poultice

[mad-moon]

Jaques croquet balls

[struth]

Protected by hat

[mad-moon]

just not cricket

[struth]

But caterpillar too

[Marco]

shagging the spiders

[mad-moon]

Legs need trimming

[Marco]

of excess boils

[struth]

Need baby oil

[mad-moon]

soften ones Johnson

[Marco]

rub to enlarge

[mad-moon]

five knuckle shuffle