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AJSki2fly
21-12-2022, 14:25
All right Rodney

struth
22-12-2022, 10:13
its spelt rooney

AJSki2fly
23-12-2022, 12:24
rooney, spoony, loony

Vince
23-12-2022, 13:39
Wacky Jack's back

struth
23-12-2022, 20:16
pack fell off

AJSki2fly
24-12-2022, 09:13
sad Christmas donkey

Vince
24-12-2022, 16:54
The Turkey's sadder

struth
24-12-2022, 17:53
now-a feather boa

walpurgis
25-12-2022, 20:08
cold turkey sarnie

AJSki2fly
26-12-2022, 08:58
A Hellmans special

struth
26-12-2022, 10:21
a creamy filling

walpurgis
26-12-2022, 11:19
I'm saying nothing

struth
26-12-2022, 11:33
owns the factory

Vince
26-12-2022, 15:14
Shit rolls downhill

AJSki2fly
28-12-2022, 08:03
Only if hard

struth
28-12-2022, 08:24
or slightly white

AJSki2fly
28-12-2022, 10:09
in strong wind

struth
28-12-2022, 20:55
grabbed by dung-beetle

AJSki2fly
29-12-2022, 08:08
from planet Zog

walpurgis
29-12-2022, 09:14
crisp flavoured crisps

struth
29-12-2022, 09:36
that are soggy

AJSki2fly
30-12-2022, 08:07
only around edges


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struth
30-12-2022, 08:34
and the middle

AJSki2fly
30-12-2022, 08:51
they’re rock hard


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struth
30-12-2022, 09:15
covered in lard

AJSki2fly
31-12-2022, 07:06
Beef flavour crisps


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struth
31-12-2022, 08:57
need some chewing

AJSki2fly
31-12-2022, 10:13
Suck ‘em dry

struth
31-12-2022, 10:24
wipe them down

AJSki2fly
31-12-2022, 16:43
and rub hard

struth
31-12-2022, 17:14
plenty elbow grease

kirstysdad
01-01-2023, 17:35
Happy New Year!

Vince
01-01-2023, 20:07
Live your dreams

struth
02-01-2023, 07:34
find jamie lee

AJSki2fly
03-01-2023, 07:51
Mind Stagger Lee

struth
03-01-2023, 08:13
and daddy curtis

AJSki2fly
04-01-2023, 07:51
Daddy long legs

struth
04-01-2023, 08:21
crept into bed

Vince
04-01-2023, 14:32
With banging head

AJSki2fly
05-01-2023, 07:54
Boris sneaked under

struth
05-01-2023, 08:29
the minimum level

AJSki2fly
05-01-2023, 11:33
for a spider


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struth
05-01-2023, 11:58
is always up

AJSki2fly
05-01-2023, 12:06
side down now

struth
06-01-2023, 16:09
into her trap

AJSki2fly
07-01-2023, 21:53
the spiders web


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struth
12-01-2023, 08:04
a catch all

AJSki2fly
12-01-2023, 08:06
a dream catcher

Vince
14-01-2023, 19:34
Freddie Kruger's about

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struth
16-01-2023, 12:04
in dancing shoes

Vince
16-01-2023, 16:03
Invading your dreams

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struth
20-01-2023, 12:54
moistened lips etc

AJSki2fly
21-01-2023, 10:00
must be Red

Vince
22-01-2023, 17:11
Purple-headed custard chucker

AJSki2fly
22-01-2023, 17:28
Oh how premature

struth
22-01-2023, 17:32
the vomiting donkey

AJSki2fly
23-01-2023, 07:53
mind my Ass

struth
23-01-2023, 19:10
don't muff mule

AJSki2fly
24-01-2023, 08:01
Muffin mule’s illegal

struth
24-01-2023, 08:55
on west coast

AJSki2fly
24-01-2023, 10:22
LBGT animal rights

struth
24-01-2023, 11:27
Have become illegal

AJSki2fly
24-01-2023, 12:49
Which animals voted?

struth
24-01-2023, 13:07
bats and snakes

AJSki2fly
24-01-2023, 13:43
blind and deaf

struth
25-01-2023, 09:38
sweet and sour

walpurgis
25-01-2023, 09:55
Bitter and old.

struth
25-01-2023, 10:00
like granny smith

AJSki2fly
25-01-2023, 14:22
the old crone


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kirstysdad
25-01-2023, 18:22
pulling my tail

struth
26-01-2023, 13:54
back and forth

Vince
27-01-2023, 14:40
In and out

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AJSki2fly
27-01-2023, 15:54
side to side

struth
27-01-2023, 16:19
down and out

AJSki2fly
27-01-2023, 16:42
up and away

struth
28-01-2023, 08:55
with boy wonder

AJSki2fly
30-01-2023, 11:55
Penguin's on parade

struth
30-01-2023, 12:08
Emperor's on march

walpurgis
30-01-2023, 12:18
new clothes needed

struth
30-01-2023, 12:20
he wet his

walpurgis
30-01-2023, 15:55
during embarrassing mishap

AJSki2fly
30-01-2023, 16:17
tore them off:eek:

walpurgis
01-02-2023, 12:21
phantom bum pincher

struth
01-02-2023, 12:35
old london town

AJSki2fly
02-02-2023, 07:57
Dinsdale wanders around![emoji33]

struth
02-02-2023, 08:05
hungary while hungry

AJSki2fly
02-02-2023, 14:45
a nice shrubbery

struth
03-02-2023, 16:53
with pickett fence

AJSki2fly
03-02-2023, 17:01
Split level effect


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struth
03-02-2023, 18:05
two story times

AJSki2fly
04-02-2023, 08:53
day and night

walpurgis
04-02-2023, 18:52
fart flavour crisps

struth
05-02-2023, 08:07
are highly inflammable

AJSki2fly
06-02-2023, 08:04
after being digested

struth
08-02-2023, 08:34
and slightly compressed

walpurgis
11-02-2023, 10:09
a big green

struth
11-02-2023, 10:13
mean sliding machine

Vince
11-02-2023, 19:11
Pressing all buttons

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AJSki2fly
14-02-2023, 06:39
Do not panic

stuartm1962
16-02-2023, 17:10
All is good.

struth
18-02-2023, 18:27
Except the bad

AJSki2fly
19-02-2023, 08:58
Seek the good

Vince
20-02-2023, 08:50
Praise the Lord!

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AJSki2fly
20-02-2023, 14:52
at the weekend

struth
23-02-2023, 18:01
Watch the game

Vince
27-02-2023, 14:28
Big girls blouses

struth
01-03-2023, 08:28
for bigger gals

AJSki2fly
01-03-2023, 12:47
great big bloomers

hole46
01-03-2023, 20:50
Prefer crotchless knickers


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struth
03-03-2023, 08:03
but!, the crotch:eek:

AJSki2fly
03-03-2023, 08:06
all hanging down

struth
03-03-2023, 08:20
scaring the doc

AJSki2fly
03-03-2023, 08:20
What’s up Doc!

struth
05-03-2023, 07:49
its all up

AJSki2fly
05-03-2023, 09:10
said Calamity Sam

struth
07-03-2023, 07:28
to plain jane

AJSki2fly
07-03-2023, 07:57
“You look sweet”.

struth
07-03-2023, 08:15
and occasionally sour

walpurgis
07-03-2023, 08:33
with bean sprouts

struth
07-03-2023, 17:04
from chinese haven

AJSki2fly
07-03-2023, 17:41
Wong Tong Suey

struth
07-03-2023, 17:48
possibly sixty nine

AJSki2fly
08-03-2023, 08:07
Forty Two obviously ��

struth
08-03-2023, 08:24
kings of sin

AJSki2fly
08-03-2023, 09:15
Tygers o'Pang Tang

struth
08-03-2023, 10:26
gilbert and sullivan

walpurgis
08-03-2023, 11:28
robbery with violets

struth
08-03-2023, 11:40
in early hours

struth
03-04-2023, 08:30
spick and span

AJSki2fly
03-04-2023, 14:15
used disposable wipes

struth
03-04-2023, 15:24
flushed into river

prestonchipfryer
03-04-2023, 17:04
red and brown

struth
06-04-2023, 09:39
dark and forboding

AJSki2fly
06-04-2023, 10:53
in the woods

walpurgis
14-04-2023, 07:23
I'd like a

struth
14-04-2023, 09:16
nice soft bed

walpurgis
20-05-2023, 13:19
Cheap old banger.

hole46
20-05-2023, 23:06
Gives you itching


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Puffin
07-06-2023, 12:48
thrutching is worse

struth
07-06-2023, 13:03
around the rear

AJSki2fly
07-06-2023, 13:46
around the u-bend

struth
07-06-2023, 14:03
lay a turd

AJSki2fly
08-06-2023, 07:03
A chocolate brick

struth
08-06-2023, 08:53
lego built job

Puffin
08-06-2023, 19:20
Hod Carrier Heaven

AJSki2fly
09-06-2023, 20:29
A day off


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struth
10-06-2023, 16:10
Paid for nowt

Puffin
13-06-2023, 12:36
Lairy old lout

struth
13-06-2023, 17:22
Hairy old cat

AJSki2fly
14-06-2023, 05:47
Young skinny thing


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Puffin
14-06-2023, 06:35
Oooh really Matron!

AJSki2fly
14-06-2023, 10:21
Be quiet Hattie!

struth
15-06-2023, 08:13
liked her nooky

AJSki2fly
15-06-2023, 11:56
mind that bear

struth
16-06-2023, 08:17
That's the wife

AJSki2fly
16-06-2023, 08:30
careful now Goldilocks!

struth
16-06-2023, 09:27
That's me porridge

walpurgis
14-07-2023, 13:26
badly frayed pants

Puffin
14-07-2023, 14:21
Y front when

AJSki2fly
15-07-2023, 07:48
panties run out

struth
18-07-2023, 10:11
laddered her knickers

walpurgis
18-07-2023, 10:14
using a Twickers

struth
18-07-2023, 10:22
big oval balls

walpurgis
19-07-2023, 10:31
bent and buckled

Puffin
19-07-2023, 12:18
mickled and muckled

hole46
19-07-2023, 21:22
Tied in knot


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struth
22-07-2023, 11:57
after massive splashing

walpurgis
22-07-2023, 11:59
armoured corpse enlistment

AJSki2fly
22-07-2023, 15:55
Zombie Army parade

struth
05-08-2023, 08:59
crashed and burned

walpurgis
05-08-2023, 09:30
battered and toasted

struth
05-08-2023, 09:42
cheesy top hat

AJSki2fly
05-08-2023, 17:57
Fungus infested rim

struth
05-08-2023, 17:59
Needs a jetwash

AJSki2fly
05-08-2023, 20:55
Colonic power shower


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walpurgis
02-09-2023, 21:13
terminal bum crumble

Puffin
13-09-2023, 17:54
Thrutch Busting Sphincter

struth
13-09-2023, 18:37
Required water jetting

walpurgis
17-09-2023, 12:35
atomic vacuum trousers

Puffin
17-09-2023, 13:06
Sizewell or return

Puffin
05-10-2023, 17:48
Fifth Of October:scratch:

struth
05-10-2023, 18:13
grand funk railroad

walpurgis
05-10-2023, 18:55
got lines crossed

Puffin
05-10-2023, 19:21
High Speed Wankers

struth
06-10-2023, 18:39
many crashed flankers

walpurgis
06-10-2023, 20:02
and occasional backfires

User211
06-10-2023, 20:17
sex and drugs and politicians

User211
06-10-2023, 20:17
tutti fuckin' fruitti

prestonchipfryer
10-10-2023, 05:17
Hairy minge munching

struth
22-10-2023, 13:43
pestilent yeasty codpiece

walpurgis
22-10-2023, 15:06
gone all mouldy

Puffin
30-10-2023, 07:16
scab infested botulism

struth
01-11-2023, 09:53
giant jobby wheecher

Puffin
02-11-2023, 07:53
preacher got religion

struth
02-11-2023, 08:16
parson's big nose

Puffin
03-11-2023, 13:23
pick the winner

walpurgis
17-11-2023, 16:54
her enormous droopy

struth
17-11-2023, 17:43
big floppy face

prestonchipfryer
18-11-2023, 17:16
had rough stubble

AJSki2fly
18-11-2023, 17:38
Desperate Dan again

walpurgis
16-12-2023, 12:43
no silly stuff

struth
17-12-2023, 10:25
mad is ok

walpurgis
17-12-2023, 11:35
bad isn't bad

struth
17-12-2023, 11:51
no isnt yes

walpurgis
17-12-2023, 13:24
maybe could be

AJSki2fly
17-12-2023, 15:05
Yes yes no


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struth
17-12-2023, 15:18
no,nononono, no

Audio Al 2
17-12-2023, 16:37
Horse jumping good

walpurgis
29-12-2023, 20:36
boring artesian artisan

Swann36
29-12-2023, 22:35
Hole in ground

AJSki2fly
30-12-2023, 08:38
A deep well

Cmarzot
29-01-2024, 20:25
holiest of holes

AJSki2fly
30-01-2024, 06:28
Anus of Uranus


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Cmarzot
30-01-2024, 19:24
Dark Matter Matters

User211
30-01-2024, 20:29
Big fucking queers.

prestonchipfryer
31-01-2024, 12:07
With floppy ears

AJSki2fly
31-01-2024, 13:50
What's up Doc!

mad-moon
31-01-2024, 14:28
uses blow torch

AJSki2fly
31-01-2024, 14:49
Torchy battery boy

Cmarzot
01-02-2024, 17:47
burn her ass

mad-moon
02-02-2024, 03:39
with fiery jack

prestonchipfryer
02-02-2024, 10:30
fingering the crack

Vince
03-02-2024, 16:54
Getting the burn

struth
03-02-2024, 18:04
on the bum

AJSki2fly
04-02-2024, 09:33
A huge boil

Cmarzot
05-02-2024, 18:51
inside her snatch

Vince
06-02-2024, 04:29
Waiting for prick

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AJSki2fly
06-02-2024, 06:35
oozing yellow pus


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Vince
06-02-2024, 15:41
Used as lube��

AJSki2fly
06-02-2024, 16:02
far too sticky

Cmarzot
06-02-2024, 16:15
hard to penetrate

struth
09-02-2024, 14:25
like a brain

Puffin
11-02-2024, 09:20
Insane in Membrane

struth
28-02-2024, 10:22
loaded with shit

Cmarzot
19-05-2024, 11:15
most politicians are

hole46
19-05-2024, 21:26
Full of it


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