Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Puffin]

I like Snickers

[Mr Nad]

tongue flicking licker

[seoirse2002]

shoe string knickers

[Mr Nad]

obliges then bickers

[seoirse2002]

about bananaplug pickers

[Jonboy]

causing butt-plug dilemma's

[Puffin]

Bang! and-the dirt

[Artifolk]

splatters your chest

[Puffin]

understains flourish whilst

[Jonboy]

entering the backdoor

[seoirse2002]

give what for

[Mr Nad]

more more more!

[Puffin]

How do you-like-it?

[Artifolk]

,she does A-to-m :eek:


If this offends please delete, Marco

[Jonboy]

what about s&m

[Puffin]

Ant & Dec

[seoirse2002]

M&S it is

[Jonboy]

prefer a G&T

[Puffin]

Gordon and Tarquin?

[audio39]

Good and Tight?

[Mr Nad]

Gonads and todger

[Marco]

eat them up

[seoirse2002]

meat two veg

[Marco]

balls bursting with

[Puffin]

Cock A Leekie

[seoirse2002]

stroke it weekly

[prestonchipfryer]

shag Claudette daily

[Border Riever]

on the hour

[audio39]

on the crotch

[seoirse2002]

doggie's the style

[Artifolk]

she'll bark louder

[Border Riever]

shake them beans

[prestonchipfryer]

deeper penetration assured

[Artifolk]

clitoral stimulation absent

[Marco]

shoogle those saddlebags!

[Artifolk]

ride 'em cowboy

[Jonboy]

cried Eric when

[Marco]

he mounted Ernie

[prestonchipfryer]

stabbed his hairy-arsehole

[Jonboy]

you sad puppy

[prestonchipfryer]

wagging his tail

[Marco]

dropping a plop

[brian2957]

having a sniff

[Marco]

of his mess

[seoirse2002]

lifting his shirt

[Marco]

and exposing his

[Roy S]

very feminine arse

[Marco]

giving-you-a-stiffy

[Roy S]

stand easy private

[Marco]

I'm standing, daddy!

[Wilbur]

Ooooh,new smut!

[Puffin]

Kiss it better

[Border Riever]

lick it clean

[Marco]

for your mum

[prestonchipfryer]

spank her bum

[seoirse2002]

squeeze the box

[Marco]

make it leak

[audio39]

pound it purple

[brian2957]

soften it up

[Puffin]

wash your mouth

[Marco]

you dirty tart

[prestonchipfryer]

please don't fart

[brian2957]

in my face

[Marco]

spreading the stench

[brian2957]

into my nostrils

[prestonchipfryer]

whiffiness is divine

[seoirse2002]

just like intervention

[Marco]

of a nurse

[brian2957]

in the night

[seoirse2002]

not wearing tights

[prestonchipfryer]

or any knickers

[brian2957]

for fancy lickers

[prestonchipfryer]

with furry tongues

[Puffin]

breath that cripples

[Artifolk]

titties that tantalize

[Marco]

with big 'pointers'

[Mr Nad]

searing my eyes

[seoirse2002]

more than mouthfull

[Marco]

of man's milk

[Border Riever]

semi skimmed only

[Jonboy]

prefer gold top

[brian2957]

or red bottom

[Border Riever]

whipped into shape

[Marco]

by a monk

[Mr Nad]

who can't abstain

[Puffin]

from "knuckle" habits

[seoirse2002]

or beating bishop

[Marco]

spank ya monkey

[brian2957]

muffin the mule

[Alex_UK]

is still illegal

[Border Riever]

only in public

[Roy S]

without mule's consent

[Border Riever]

and wearing roller-blades

[Marco]

sharpened to mutilate

[seoirse2002]

and after eight

[Puffin]

bang the gate

[Marco]

allowing the monster

[prestonchipfryer]

full-blown massive stalk

[seoirse2002]

learning to talk

[Border Riever]

to chop-suey rolls

[Marco]

who remain unimpressed

[brian2957]

by Chinese whispers

[Alex_UK]

or Chinese burns

[hifi_dave]

F'ing cold now.

[prestonchipfryer]

said the cow

[Marco]

as she rubbed

[brian2957]

herself against a

[seoirse2002]

gatorised gay man

[Marco]

sporting a tented

[Jonboy]

pair of chinos

[Marco]

unzipping them revealed

[prestonchipfryer]

pink frilly knickers

[Marco]

stolen from Mary's

[seoirse2002]

nether garment driver

[Marco]

soaked in wee-wee

[prestonchipfryer]

with brown skid-marks

[seoirse2002]

and darker clingons

[Marco]

adorning the gusset

[Border Riever]

just add cornflakes

[Jonboy]

and strawberry jam

[Marco]

massage into pish-flaps

[seoirse2002]

cottage cheese abounds

[brian2957]

fill a delphia

[Wilbur]

around the rim

[Marco]

of her quim

[seoirse2002]

then just skim

[brian2957]

around the rim

[seoirse2002]

of chocolate factory

[audio39]

and fragrant fudgies

[prestonchipfryer]

freshly toasted budgies

[Roy S]

found in cludgie

[audio39]

in bloody stools

[Roy S]

the captains log

[seoirse2002]

the swiss roll

[Artifolk]

star date 2012

[Roy S]

Uhuru's short skirt

[brian2957]

its life captain

[Roy S]

small furry beaver

[Artifolk]

building a dam

[Roy S]

of macerated poo

[Artifolk]

watch the fluids

[Roy S]

sniff the solids

[seoirse2002]

lick the cream

[Roy S]

stoke the boiler

[Marco]

shag the growler

[seoirse2002]

feed her sausage

[Border Riever]

fire the beans

[Marco]

up her sphincter

[audio39]

with roofing nails

[Marco]

ram 'em in!

[seoirse2002]

the chocolate factory

[prestonchipfryer]

making brown butterscotch

[Marco]

quicker than shite

[prestonchipfryer]

eat-it at night

[Artifolk]

before dawns uprising

[Roy S]

significant morning glory

[Marco]

stiffness needing eased

[Roy S]

knuckle shuffle time

[Marco]

watch for stains

[Roy S]

and crispy tissues

[seoirse2002]

on the shagpile

[Marco]

drenched in dewdrops

[Mr Nad]

dripping devil's dumplings

[Roy S]

distended dangling duo

[Marco]

riddled with ringworm

[Mr Nad]

pulsating priapismic pop

[brian2957]

goes the weasel

[Marco]

goes the hymen

[seoirse2002]

and squeaks amen!

[prestonchipfryer]

legs spread enticingly

[seoirse2002]

lubed and ready

[brian2957]

big end oiled

[seoirse2002]

ass in gear

[Artifolk]

run like hell

[Marco]

from poofy Patrick

[Roy S]

with his cucumber

[Marco]

before he pokes

[Roy S]

it somewhere significant

[prestonchipfryer]

- up yer bum,

[Marco]

and stretches your

[seoirse2002]

shirt tail entrance

[brian2957]

round rubber ring

[Artifolk]

rudimentary in use

[seoirse2002]

as a ballcock

[prestonchipfryer]

but more pleasurable

[seoirse2002]

if flushed properly

[Mr Nad]

around the rim

[prestonchipfryer]

best use Vim!

[seoirse2002]

spread and skim

[Mr Nad]

smooths the skin

[brian2957]

a good sandpapering

[Roy S]

wet and dry

[Marco]

like (lightly-soiled) nappies

[audio39]

eradicating clinging turds

[Marco]

refusing to shift

[Jonboy]

from one cheek

[audio39]

while smearing another

[Marco]

with botty juice

[audio39]

and hemorrhoid cream

[Marco]

Beryl's old recipe

[Roy S]

made with chillie

[seoirse2002]

keep off willie

[Marco]

you've laddered my

[seoirse2002]

nice stockings...silly!

[Roy S]

worn on head

[seoirse2002]

to disguise robber

[Marco]

of used laundry

[Roy S]

Arnold Layne stylee

[Marco]

connoisseur of skidmarks

[audio39]

ten feet long!!!

[Roy S]

An unhappy landing

[Marco]

beside snail-trails and

[prestonchipfryer]

huge shite mounds

[Marco]

corn niblets and

[Roy S]

undigested tinned peas

[Marco]

overflowing a panty-liner

[seoirse2002]

hiding the crack

[Alex_UK]

in the ceiling

[seoirse2002]

cover with artex

[Artifolk]

like Barratt Homes

[prestonchipfryer]

elementary my dear

[Marco]

your lesbian lover

[Artifolk]

could turn smutty

[Roy S]

sooty and sweep

[Marco]

had unhealthy feelings

[brian2957]

call an ambulance

[Marco]

driven by Batman

[Artifolk]

Robins day off

[Marco]

nursing a rash

[Alex_UK]

a nasty gash

[Marco]

like a slash

[seoirse2002]

needs the cash

[Roy S]

silk sash bash

[seoirse2002]

prepared to flash

[Roy S]

make a splash

[Marco]

rub your rash

[Roy S]

coat with mash

[brian2957]

what a hash

[Roy S]

the colours clash

[brian2957]

just not fash

[Roy S]

designed by Nash

[seoirse2002]

good to lash

[Roy S]

a surefire smash

[WOStantonCS100]

positively freakishly brash

[Roy S]

deserving good thrash

[Artifolk]

hide your stash

[Roy S]

play some Ash

[Artifolk]

you mean Clash

[prestonchipfryer]

na - Wishbone Ash

[Jonboy]

Doris shreaked when