Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[walpurgis]

once you're strapped

[struth]

in the chair

[walpurgis]

of doctor frankenstein

[struth]

for organ removal

[walpurgis]

steak and kidney

[Marco]

Brenda and Sidney

[walpurgis]

had severe regrets

[struth]

After swapping genes:eyebrows:

[walpurgis]

in mutual transgender

[struth]

Swapping, like blood-brothers

[Oddball]

turned blues brothers

[struth]

Wielding their axes

[r100]

made of rubber

[Oddball]

jonnies filled with

[walpurgis]

custard and ball-bearings

[Ninanina]

what a mess..

[Marco]

almost as bad

[walpurgis]

as bursting the

[Marco]

boil on her

[Ninanina]

bum so smooth.... :eek:

[struth]

big plukey cheek

[walpurgis]

either side of

[Ninanina]

the best bit

[struth]

popcorn in England

[Marco]

bestiality in Bristol

[walpurgis]

necrophilia in Newcastle

[struth]

Bare-arsed boxing in....

[Marco]

Bradford, where Bertha

[struth]

uses gladiators weapons

[walpurgis]

assaulting the unready

[Marco]

as substitute vibrators

[Ninanina]

there's no substitute :eyebrows:

[Marco]

for a double-ended

[Ninanina]

doesn't sound fun...

[Marco]

invite a friend

[Ninanina]

to your place

[Marco]

for some frolics

[Ninanina]

for the alcoholics

[struth]

and the pets

[Ninanina]

are running free...

[struth]

sniffing and licking

[Ninanina]

everything in sight

[struth]

nooks AND crannies

[walpurgis]

just like grannie's

[struth]

pea and ham

[walpurgis]

bad hangover complexion

[struth]

like dry oatmeal

[Ninanina]

as face scrub

[Oddball]

or bottie rub

[struth]

bleeding good idea :rfl:

[Oddball]

do it now

[struth]

paint it red

[Oddball]

right said fred

[struth]

I'm too sexy;)

[Ninanina]

for my shirt

[struth]

lets hope so ;)

[walpurgis]

naughty selfies now? :lol:

[struth]

finger up nose ?

[Marco]

snag a snotter

[struth]

Eat your meat

[Marco]

marinate your beef-olive

[Oddball]

bogey boogie buggy

[struth]

Saucy. Sweet chilli

[Marco]

coating the 'bulb'

[Oddball]

while tugging the

[walpurgis]

the slack bits

[struth]

For three days

[walpurgis]

a week until

[Marco]

the juice flows

[walpurgis]

oozing from squashed

[Oddball]

flabby red bits

[struth]

Some call nostrils

[Oddball]

like a horse

[struth]

its neigh bother

[twickers]

at the nags-head

[Ninanina]

in North Carolina

[twickers]

Rodney or Dave

[struth]

Rooney or Pele

[Oddball]

jumpers for goalposts

[Ninanina]

Ron The Manager

[Oddball]

oh yes please

[struth]

Suits you sir

[Ninanina]

"This Week I....."

[Oddball]

fell over a

[struth]

full-size tiger tank

[Oddball]

blocking my passage

[struth]

with barrel hanging

[Oddball]

full of ale

[struth]

Drink lift repeat

[Oddball]

meanwhile Tintin rodgered

[struth]

Captain Haddocks catflap

[Oddball]

making it snowy

[struth]

like her ge-string

[Oddball]

most decidedly cheesestring

[walpurgis]

signs of blistering

[struth]

around the seams

[walpurgis]

stretched to bursting

[struth]

needing a pee:eek:

[walpurgis]

a government leak

[struth]

on the floor

[Ninanina]

like doggies do

[struth]

it becomes slippery;)

[walpurgis]

with embarrassingly obvious

[Andrei]

consequences if you

[Oddball]

skid in it

[r100]

and crash into

[struth]

Yir mammies bloomers

[Andrei]

not to mention

[struth]

Her huge unmentionable

[Oddball]

treble dd cups

[Ninanina]

d quite enough

[Oddball]

to wrestle with

[struth]

more the merrier?

[walpurgis]

two's company, three's

[Ninanina]

an odd number

[struth]

and damned awkward:eyebrows:

[twickers]

in one hole

[Marco]

enter from behind :wave:

[struth]

around the midlands:)

[walpurgis]

strange things happen

(Hi Marco! :))

[struth]

like carpet bombing

[twickers]

and spit roasting

[walpurgis]

the whole hog

[struth]

of alchemists and....

[twickers]

the wise woman

[struth]

you know her?

[twickers]

she knows all

[struth]

Thankyou young crone

[Oddball]

fangy old teeth

[Marco]

chewing on stiffened-nipples

[struth]

Filth...pure filth:eyebrows:

[Oddball]

what we like

[struth]

Is intelligent smut

[Marco]

smut for stoaters

[struth]

swaggering into boozer

[Oddball]

flies undone and

[struth]

pet weasel willie

[Oddball]

sniffing out the

[struth]

any nice tail

[Marco]

random stiffies threaten

[struth]

to cause floppiness

[Marco]

disappointing the girls

[walpurgis]

all bent over

[struth]

and semi comatose

[Marco]

anticipating frantic bean-flicking

[Oddball]

that's very cunning

[struth]

Less talk more

[Marco]

rampant botty action

[Oddball]

oooh matron stop

[Andrei]

I'm not finished

[Oddball]

with the enema

[Marco]

gizza blowjob instead

[struth]

slab of pizza

[Marco]

always loosens her

[struth]

Big elastic stays

[Marco]

which normally remain

[struth]

Clipped to stockings

[The Black Adder]

before being sprung

[Marco]

into salacious action

[struth]

Revealing creamy thighs

[Marco]

to pervy guys

[Oddball]

groans and sighs

[Marco]

and blood-curdling cries

[walpurgis]

trapped between thighs

[Oddball]

full suction applied

[Marco]

big lips, sucking

[twickers]

slurping and gobbling

[struth]

milk does that

[Marco]

primo man cream

[struth]

churned into butter

[Ninanina]

with added salt

[struth]

which improves flavour

[Marco]

diluting the cheesiness

[Oddball]

of Claudia Winklewoman

[struth]

Wrinkles cause cheese

[Oddball]

said Tess forcing

[struth]

Der bills up

[Marco]

pungent Gorgonzola alert!

[Oddball]

my lovely fireworks

[struth]

Burning nasal passages

[Marco]

and unwieldy fanny-fluff

[struth]

Pants and bra

[Marco]

lying saturated beside

[struth]

pishy blue jeans

[Marco]

abandoned following leakage

[struth]

and turned fishy-pishy

[Oddball]

spurting roman candle

[Ninanina]

and a rocket

[struth]

in my pocket

[Ninanina]

could be dangerous

[struth]

If prematurely exploding

[Ninanina]

in your drawers

[struth]

and singeing things

[Ninanina]

that will hurt

[struth]

brought a tear

[Oddball]

to your rear

[Marco]

she's a queer

[Oddball]

douse with beer

[Marco]

make her fear

[struth]

The mind's porcupine

[Marco]

death is imminent

[walpurgis]

or even sooner

[Marco]

scoop-out her spleen

[Oddball]

said Mr Sheen

[Marco]

to Letitia Dean

[Oddball]

whilst squirting his

[r100]

green garden hose

[Oddball]

on her bush

[struth]

fire, cooling the

[Oddball]

ginger singed minge

[Marco]

infested with crabs

[struth]

seaweed beach party

[Marco]

inhale the kippers

[Oddball]

and chicken dippers

[Oddball]

wet arse again

[Marco]

major TENA failure

[Oddball]

causing steaming privates

[Marco]

to be exposed

[Oddball]

oh lordy my

[struth]

Richard can-be seen

[Marco]

nursing his baldy

[walpurgis]

waxed private bits

[struth]

and swollen boabby

[Marco]

big purple bulb

[Oddball]

bright red plums

[struth]

and a partridge...

[Marco]

some old socks

[struth]

dipped in port

[Marco]

cheese & wine?

[struth]

taste better for-it

[Marco]

fumigate her pishers

[struth]

Shes got two?

[Marco]

flaps, of course

[struth]

Flappers eat spam

[Oddball]

flavoured pork swords

[Marco]

middle-leg meat tastes

[Oddball]

burger king special

[struth]

Butt-hole sauce please

[walpurgis]

arson's an offence

[struth]

And its spiked

[Oddball]

but well liked

[Marco]

by sweaty Betty

[struth]

the sexy invertabroad

[Andrei]

known as Marco's

[struth]

big black brabus

[Marco]

outpacing BMW M5s

[struth]

and other push-bikes;)

[Oddball]

scratch and sniff

[Marco]

your ball sack

[Oddball]

smelling bicycle seat