Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Cmarzot]

hell of a'workout

[walpurgis]

a noilly prat

[Cmarzot]

drunk AND fit

[mad-moon]

for a session

[Marco]

with a Russian

[Puffin]

helmet or pelmet

[walpurgis]

bit of stubble-rash

[Puffin]

butters no parsnips

[User211]

Cheap no sex

[User211]

Get it on

[mad-moon]

Get them off

[walpurgis]

nurse, I'm ready

[struth]

hold my rudder

[Marco]

and stiff shaft

[struth]

but slightly soggy

[Cmarzot]

extra large thong

[walpurgis]

worn as bandana

[struth]

A blinding idea

[Marco]

tie her up

[Cmarzot]

with access to

[mad-moon]

the love tube

[struth]

Automatic egging machine

[mad-moon]

robotic encouragement unit

[Marco]

with novel 'attachments'

[struth]

vibrating like-a bugger

[Marco]

inside big Isabel's

[struth]

old top drawer

[Marco]

beside her cellulite-cream

[mad-moon]

turning to butter

[Cmarzot]

from chronic overuse

[walpurgis]

of friendly witchdoctor

[struth]

sprinkling his stuff

[Cmarzot]

stamen seeks stigma

[Puffin]

for eye correction

[mad-moon]

from blind optician

[struth]

Great balls of

[walpurgis]

wool for knitting

[struth]

Purling his bits

[walpurgis]

gets the needle

[struth]

Was stitched up

[walpurgis]

like frankenstein's monster

[mad-moon]

Look, it's moving

[struth]

All by itself

[Marco]

getting stiffer, too!

[struth]

swaying in-the breeze

[Marco]

wafting its aroma

[struth]

into her gusting

[Cmarzot]

maelstrom of lust

[Marco]

wet patches appear

[walpurgis]

across Wendy's spattered

[mad-moon]

Purchase by Bill

[Cmarzot]

worn by Bill

[walpurgis]

licked by Lil

[struth]

Washed by Jill

[walpurgis]

whilst rubbing down

[Marco]

sniffed by Phil

[walpurgis]

on deaf row

[struth]

Screaming sweet nothings

[walpurgis]

and chewing muffins

[Marco]

and tufty pubes

[struth]

Around Mandy's haven

[Cmarzot]

not clean shaven

[walpurgis]

some stubble trouble

[struth]

giving a beardy

[walpurgis]

weirdy a thrill

[struth]

using coffee mill

[Cmarzot]

for her pleasure

[struth]

keep grinding away

[Cmarzot]

take a turn

[prestonchipfryer]

flare your nostrils

[struth]

Much heavy breathing

[Puffin]

shuffing the buttlethrust

[Marco]

flossing the pimple-widget

[struth]

Venting the gas

[Marco]

release the stench

[walpurgis]

brave men blench

[struth]

Use the blender

[Cmarzot]

hello gender bender

[struth]

sitting on fender

[mad-moon]

playing his guitar

[struth]

Plucking away at

[walpurgis]

her unruly pubes

[struth]

With hedge trimmers

[walpurgis]

some ticklish topiary

[prestonchipfryer]

merrily munching minge

[struth]

Especially around bottom

[Marco]

of her tuft

[mad-moon]

whilst being muffed

[struth]

By cheeky chappy

[Cmarzot]

with chubby cheeks

[struth]

And many leeks

[Marco]

on yer breeks

[prestonchipfryer]

trouser worm delights

[struth]

Are hideous sights

[walpurgis]

gor blimey guv

[struth]

what a pair

[Cmarzot]

purple with desire

[prsjnb]

his testicles afire

[walpurgis]

utilise fire extinguisher

[struth]

Chaste her down

[Cmarzot]

came her underwear

[Pigmy Pony]

skidmarks and all

[Cmarzot]

road less traveled

[walpurgis]

string vest unravelled

[Marco]

under-arm sweat obvious

[walpurgis]

uncontrolled dribbling too

[Marco]

adult nappy required

[Pigmy Pony]

Pampers for Gramps

[struth]

Reused by gran

[walpurgis]

as party hats

[struth]

sticking to napper

[walpurgis]

really big tits

[Cmarzot]

cheesy brown bits

[Pigmy Pony]

where Gordon sits

[struth]

There are nits

[walpurgis]

and mouldy bits

[struth]

between the tits

[walpurgis]

robins and sparrows

[Cmarzot]

dodging cupid's arrows

[struth]

fired from botty

[walpurgis]

engage the fartometer

[Cmarzot]

form before function

[walpurgis]

says on tin

[Marco]

a malodorous pong

[struth]

from pineapple core

[Cmarzot]

sweet butt stopper

[struth]

Great white tin-opener

[Marco]

all-angry and menacing

[User211]

spanked red buttock

[walpurgis]

like baboon arse

[prsjnb]

Trump's foreign policy

[User211]

Iran get screwed

[Cmarzot]

Trump screws anyone

[User211]

Storm Shadow Missile

[mad-moon]

Wolverine Rogue Magneto

[struth]

Great firey balloons

[prsjnb]

encapsulating narcissistic proselytism

[struth]

Big chilli bags

[prestonchipfryer]

witch-faced whore hags

[walpurgis]

vicar's saucy wife

[User211]

Extreme noise terror

[Marco]

silence yer arse

[struth]

Fit a baffle

[Marco]

plug the 'pump'

[Cmarzot]

within city limits

[Puffin]

and bygone pelmets

[Marco]

total curtain failure

[mad-moon]

designer vagina required

[struth]

for selfish narcissistic

[walpurgis]

surgically enhanced twat

[mad-moon]

with spare ears...

[struth]

like pussys galore

[mad-moon]

spread with goldfingers

[Cmarzot]

said Plenty O'toole

[Marco]

to Toby Throbber

[The Black Adder]

the little wee

[Cmarzot]

eating yellow snow

[mad-moon]

with smoked haddock

[Puffin]

and buttlethrutch sauce

[Cmarzot]

in bed smoking

[walpurgis]

after short blaze

[Cmarzot]

while sound asleep

[Puffin]

but vividly dull

[struth]

Climb mount Niitaka

[mad-moon]

waking sleeping giant

[walpurgis]

needing a dump

[mad-moon]

ammunition and fuel

[walpurgis]

for desert rats

[struth]

Nips their toes

[walpurgis]

ferret keeper arrives

[Cmarzot]

weasel was he

[Marco]

a veritable rotter

[walpurgis]

trailing mouldy bits

[Puffin]

of Hetty's clunge

[Cmarzot]

spaz hole salad

[walpurgis]

with scorched bits

[mad-moon]

mainly burnt ends

[Cmarzot]

chili induced diarrhea

[TheMooN]

Laughing At Mong

[Puffin]

screaming at sausages

[Marco]

laughing at links

[Cmarzot]

coughing up bile

[Marco]

chew your phlegm

[mad-moon]

swallow it down..

[Marco]

including gloopy bits

[walpurgis]

snot-sarnies to follow

[Cmarzot]

pending comprehensive autopsy

[walpurgis]

on grave-robber's gift

[mad-moon]

left his shovel

[Marco]

and-knock her out

[Cmarzot]

knocked her up

[Marco]

with a hammer

[mad-moon]

Made in Yorkshire

[Pigmy Pony]

Gammon and proud!

[walpurgis]

He's telling porkies

[mad-moon]

In the park..

[Marco]

wet t-shirt competitions

[mad-moon]

prize organ stops

[Marco]

and goes soft

[mad-moon]

E D Marco ?

[Cmarzot]

electric drive cars

[Marco]

are for boring-twats

[walpurgis]

and flatulence sufferers

[Marco]

running on fart-gas

[Cmarzot]

drive a Tesla

[mad-moon]

a puff cart

[walpurgis]

it went 'poof'

[mad-moon]

petrol and matches

[Marco]

somewhere in Brighton

[walpurgis]

left a light-on

[Marco]

a red one

[walpurgis]

illuminating aunty's huge

[Marco]

transparent gusseted scanties

[walpurgis]

paraded along high-street

[mad-moon]

red light district

[walpurgis]

bright and brassy

[mad-moon]

big cherry nipples

[Cmarzot]

dangerous pit inside

[mad-moon]

full of snakes

[Marco]

tented trouser ones

[TheMooN]

Shite Flinging Gibbon

[Cmarzot]

salacious monkey business

[walpurgis]

acoustic fart horn

[Cmarzot]

shaking the timbers

[Marco]

of her boudoir

[walpurgis]

and wafting pungent

[User211]

finest afghan hashish

[walpurgis]

through the Town-Hall

[User211]

neglected wanker emoticon:wanker::wanker::wanker:

[Ninanina]

cracked me up

[walpurgis]

said mirror man

[mad-moon]

Michael is Bad

[walpurgis]

stitches out soon

[Marco]

repair your ballsack

[Ninanina]

I'm bald now

[walpurgis]

bald since birth

[Marco]

shaven since September

[walpurgis]

and waxing lyrical

[mad-moon]

like a coot

[Ninanina]

hair removal cream

[Marco]

makes panties feel

[walpurgis]

rubbed around arsehole

[Marco]

danger of skidmarks

[Ninanina]

no just smoothie

[Cmarzot]

hardly ever wipes

[Marco]

because of pantyliner

[walpurgis]

worn inside adult-nappy

[Marco]

'doubling-up' for extra-absorbency

[walpurgis]

but still accident-prone

[Marco]

due-to malfunctioning leakage-guard