Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Marco]

unstable amplifier designer

[walpurgis]

and much bitchin'

[struth]

as well-as twitchin'

[Oddball]

about speaker cables

[r100]

served for dinner

[twickers]

don't burn 'em

[struth]

with the iron

[walpurgis]

hammer of thor

[struth]

And his sore

[walpurgis]

bits waving about

[Marco]

an incendiary device

[Virtual-Symmetry]

ready to blow

[Oddball]

in her face

[Virtual-Symmetry]

oops a daisy

[Marco]

acrylic melts easily

[Oddball]

due to friction

[Marco]

lack of fuses

[walpurgis]

covered in bruises

[Marco]

safety protection circuity

[struth]

For family jewels

[Marco]

was completely lacking

[twickers]

in any morals

[Marco]

for building such

[struth]

A non-anal life

[Marco]

and amplifiers that

[Virtual-Symmetry]

sound so cack

[Marco]

and totally unsafe

[Virtual-Symmetry]

for your lug-holes

[Marco]

no musical merit

[struth]

Like a ferret

[Virtual-Symmetry]

Up thi trouser-leg

[struth]

With white adder

[Marco]

sookin' yer dobber

[Virtual-Symmetry]

ifyer can reach :eyebrows:

[struth]

her hairy peach

[Marco]

making her screech

[struth]

Unable to teach

[twickers]

an oral lesson

[Virtual-Symmetry]

No entry sign

[Marco]

the painters r-in

[struth]

nice royal blue

[walpurgis]

and lime green

[struth]

making an Argentina:lol:

[twickers]

corned beef sir?

[walpurgis]

spotted dick afterwards

[struth]

No custard sir?

[Marco]

swallow my man-glue

[Oddball]

like wallpaper paste

[twickers]

apply it generously

[Marco]

over her pishers

[struth]

flap to flap

[walpurgis]

wearing a cap

[struth]

on her lap

[twickers]

got the clap

[struth]

followed by slap

[Marco]

likes it rough

[struth]

inserted down shaft

[User211]

Some wanky hi-fi male sexual innuendo thread if ever there was one.

Try 20,000 lines of:

Excuse my bollocks, I'm a hard core wanker.

[User211]

Excuse the interlude...

[struth]

Some wanky hi-fi male sexual innuendo thread if ever there was one.

Try 20,000 lines of:

Excuse my bollocks, I'm a hard core wanker.

So you think that is the right way to speak to folk? I'm sick of the shit that come from folk sometimes.

[Oddball]

we like it

[Marco]

up her chuff

[Virtual-Symmetry]

up the duff

[twickers]

up to snuff

[Oddball]

said Maid Marion

[twickers]

Some wanky hi-fi male sexual innuendo thread if ever there was one.

Try 20,000 lines of:

Excuse my bollocks, I'm a hard core wanker.

boo fucking hoo

[Marco]

Like it or

[BTH K10A]

feel Farage's whip

[Marco]

on your cheeks

[struth]

another spankology protacol

[BTH K10A]

flex it brexit

[Oddball]

rub in Vaseline

[Marco]

on that rash

[struth]

Shouldnt have flashed

[Marco]

her white panties

[struth]

At farmer Jock

[Marco]

who perved at

[struth]

All before him

[r100]

nicely laid out

[twickers]

all on display

[Marco]

as was his

[Oddball]

old fangy parsnip

[twickers]

a bit soiled

[Marco]

and 'well-rubbed', because

[Oddball]

he's a pervert

[Marco]

and LOVES it

[struth]

but excessive growth

[Oddball]

after Mavis grabbed

[walpurgis]

the sticky end

[Ronksley]

The Living End

[struth]

The bottoms end

[walpurgis]

spigot turned on

[Marco]

man's milk flowing

[struth]

Radished and famished

[twickers]

an insatiable hunger

[struth]

For spaghetti meatballs

[walpurgis]

and bacon sarnies

[Marco]

for lardy fannies

[r100]

and big ventilators

[Virtual-Symmetry]

with pea brains

[Marco]

and tiny dicks

[r100]

and large feet

[Marco]

stinking of cheese

[struth]

and oaty goodness

[twickers]

with batter bits

[Marco]

crispy little croutons

[Virtual-Symmetry]

Burned around da-Edges

[struth]

Well, singed anyway

[Marco]

from friction burns

[struth]

Damn nylon carpets

[Marco]

and that pirate's-costume

[struth]

looks like jimjams

[Marco]

during 'bedroom games'

[walpurgis]

marital arts expert

[struth]

sick kung fooey

[Marco]

she likes diced-carrots

[twickers]

black belt pisshead

[struth]

yellow gusseted longjohns

[Marco]

soaked with wee

[struth]

baked with beans

[walpurgis]

onion or two

[twickers]

chopped, fried n'burnt

[Marco]

confess your fetish

[twickers]

to Father Marco

[Marco]

and he will

[struth]

Rip the pish

[Marco]

fae yer sack

[struth]

Drink Scotch Mac

[Virtual-Symmetry]

taste like cack

[walpurgis]

how d'you know :)

[Virtual-Symmetry]

I tried some :D

[struth]

smelled like bum

[walpurgis]

how d'you know? :D

[Marco]

that familiar tang

[struth]

Fricassee of rat

[walpurgis]

or maybe poontang

[Marco]

stagnent jobby gas

[struth]

Polluting the kitchen

[Marco]

flavouring the food

[struth]

With cheesy bits

[struth]

Insanity is produced

[Marco]

by political threads

[Oddball]

in water beds

[Marco]

puncture her valve

[twickers]

men in sheds

[Marco]

love wanking lots

[Oddball]

into plant pots

[walpurgis]

or pot plants

[twickers]

while wearing hot-pants

[Marco]

sporting a stiffy

[walpurgis]

she's a-bit whiffy

[struth]

Masked by musk

[walpurgis]

with flaking rust

[struth]

From her bust

[twickers]

earn her trust

[walpurgis]

with a-big thrust

[Oddball]

loads of lust

[Virtual-Symmetry]

In one thrust

[struth]

Score thee must

[Marco]

sook her bust

[struth]

End-up in casualty

[Marco]

where nurse pish-flaps

[struth]

Sterilised my wounded

[Marco]

trouser-snake, which looked

[walpurgis]

sadly disappointed about

[struth]

Lack of opportunities

[Oddball]

but erupted on

[struth]

His queening stool

[Marco]

causing sphincter slippage

[walpurgis]

mud slide slim

[struth]

Coating round his

[Marco]

fromage-encrusted bell end

[anthonyTD]

Was the word...

[Virtual-Symmetry]

the last one

[Puffin]

sometime before since

[struth]

Just after once

[Puffin]

and betwixt thrice

[Marco]

eat some mice

[Puffin]

I have....Blurrghh

[Marco]

tastes like pork?

[struth]

Smells like fish

[Marco]

wash her fud

[struth]

she's hopping mad

[walpurgis]

has one leg

[struth]

and can beg

[walpurgis]

steal or borrow

[struth]

seeking new fun

[walpurgis]

loaded the gun

[struth]

fell on bum

[walpurgis]

slipped on cum

[Marco]

the sticky residue

[struth]

Dries white unfortunately

[walpurgis]

says mister crackly-pants

[struth]

The elephant king

[Oddball]

waving his trunk

[struth]

Scaring the deer-ies

[Marco]

when caught wanking

[Oddball]

in Tesco's Photobooth

[Marco]

over a picture-of

[struth]

The prime minister

[walpurgis]

over a picture-of

His latest flame

http://i63.tinypic.com/2r7acy8.jpg

[struth]

Gulp! May puncture

[anthonyTD]

Ohh dear goodness!

[struth]

The devil's revenge

[Marco]

His latest flame

http://i63.tinypic.com/2r7acy8.jpg

I'd bang it

[struth]

I'd bang it

You have bangdit:lol:

[Puffin]

Bang to Rights!

[struth]

Kiss my grits

[Marco]

sniff my bottee-stench

[struth]

drop dead brilliant

[Marco]

savour the tang

[struth]

Orange cheesy puffs

[Marco]

pervade the air

[struth]

Choking the chickens

[Marco]

with fart gas

[struth]

From the exhaust

[struth]

Caused self demise

[Oddball]

said Ernie Wise

[struth]

to daft dickie

[Marco]

a deluded fool

[struth]

and useless tool

[Marco]

waste of sperm

[struth]

waste of milk

[Marco]

, space and oxygen

[struth]

urine soaked panties

[Marco]

worn by his-mother

[struth]

and inherited with

[Marco]

a victim complex

[struth]

madhatter's coffee party

[Light Dependant Resistor]

conditions to wear

[Marco]

sociopathic mentalist tendencies

[struth]

bent over ego

[Marco]

undeserved and fragile

[struth]

wrapped in rice-paper

[Marco]

needs a reality-check

[RichB]

Who hell him?

[Marco]

Dr Dickius Dunsus

[RichB]

Dr Dickius Dunsus

Him flung dung.

[Marco]

balls hung low

[Light Dependant Resistor]

senseless immorality spiralling

[Marco]

due-to childhood mistreatment

[struth]

Of your hard-wares

[Light Dependant Resistor]

challenged yet steadfast

[Marco]

lack of love

[struth]

Missing a beat

[Marco]

ing from his-dad

[struth]

And big sister

[Marco]

who 'rubbed' his

[struth]

Nose in-the piddles

[Marco]

leaving him frustrated