Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[struth]

lump in throat

[Marco]

spew it out

[struth]

like uranus flux

[Oddball]

pebble dashing the

[struth]

whole solar system

[Marco]

including the Daleks

[Oddball]

and Davros's big


oops

[struth]

planetary call; Excrimate!

[Oddball]

defecate , procreate , mate

[struth]

wash and repeat

[Marco]

until the Klingons

[struth]

bite Mr Scott's

[Marco]

protuberant appendage, which

[Oddball]

had seen Uhura's

[twickers]

gaping intergalactic black-hole

[Oddball]

she's goona blow

[Marco]

here comes the cream-boy...

[Oddball]

we're in heaven

[Marco]

Clotted cream alert!

[struth]

all-over the strawberry

[Marco]

nipples on her

[struth]

bronzed statuesque bust

[Marco]

she looked alarmed

[struth]

Due-to hot duct

[Oddball]

tape around her

[struth]

Big round vent

[Marco]

which needed ramming

[Oddball]

full of GoldTop

[struth]

for good lubrication

[Marco]

the best 'man's-milk'

[struth]

cums from cows

[Oddball]

and fat sows

[Marco]

who love swallowing

[struth]

contents of testetube

[Marco]

containing milk-like frogspawn

[Oddball]

from Kermits love

[struth]

swimming breaststroke across

[Ninanina]

sea of milk...

[Marco]

Dip your tongue

[struth]

in salute to...

[Ninanina]

all the moo's

[struth]

in the bar-L

[Marco]

where communal gang-bangs

[struth]

around the washhole

[Marco]

are regular occurrences

[struth]

..of indecent practices

[Marco]

for sex-starved inmates

[Oddball]

rogering each other

[Marco]

open yer arse-cheeks

[struth]

Spread the blancmange

[Marco]

let Big-Bawz in

[Oddball]

burning ring of

[struth]

curry fuelled fire

[Marco]

causing helmet rash

[struth]

Needing some protection

[Marco]

from the rampaging

[struth]

Marcos lust monster

[Marco]

kept tamed by

[struth]

stool and whip

[Marco]

eases the swelling

[struth]

but increases reddening

[Marco]

along the shaft

[struth]

causing severe throbbing

[Marco]

and purple veins

[struth]

of velvety manganese

[Marco]

grab the bulb

[struth]

yank it out

[Marco]

and spit down

[Oddball]

rubba dub dub

[Marco]

three men in

[struth]

Dinny wanta ban

[Marco]

then return my-dress

[Oddball]

Said Julian Clary

[struth]

To Fannie Licker

[Marco]

or I'll ram

[struth]

Mr Love in

[Ninanina]

where it belongs

[Marco]

inside a moist

[walpurgis]

ham roll & mustard

[Marco]

Wot, no hotdog?

[Oddball]

slap my frankfurter

[Oddball]

squirt my mustard

[Marco]

Is it spicy?

[struth]

Said the actress

[Oddball]

to the audiophile

[Ninanina]

who didn't respond

[Marco]

mouth was full

[Ninanina]

of expensive cables

[Marco]

thick ones, with

[Andrei]

silver and gold

[Marco]

and fat plugs

[Oddball]

and super slugs

[Marco]

with malodorous flange-jelly

[struth]

Made by playtex

[Marco]

De-flowered by Durex

[struth]

banged by semtex

[Marco]

Cancelled by Tampax

[Oddball]

don't pull string

[Marco]

or she'll blow

[twickers]

will she swallow?

[struth]

will she throw

[Marco]

up over your

[twickers]

meat and veg

[struth]

or swallow for

[Marco]

a fiver and

[twickers]

a bacardi breezer

[Marco]

Meet Suzy, she's

[Oddball]

game for a

[Andrei]

bit of wrestling

[Marco]

likes it rough

[Jimbo]

grappling in mud

[Oddball]

whilst manhandling todgers

[struth]

On women wrestlers

[Oddball]

in Tranny vans

[struth]

wearing navy gym-knickers

[Marco]

with transparent crotches

[struth]

with button flap

[Marco]

popped open when

[struth]

in contact with....

[Oddball]

massive boa constrictors

[Marco]

allowing sufficient wiggle-room

[struth]

for gentle manoeuvring

[Marco]

into position the

[Andrei]

organ that will

[Marco]

populate the hole

[struth]

Can freely operate

[Oddball]

Its a Wurlitzer

[struth]

Mandolin quartette nickelodeon

[Marco]

housed her ample

[Oddball]

set of mahoosive

[Marco]

pointy-nippled papontos

[Ninanina]

when it's cold

[Marco]

poke your eyes

[struth]

Through the holes

[r100]

mojito in hand

[Marco]

about to unzip

[struth]

A mars bar

[Marco]

king-sized and knobbly

[walpurgis]

but limp & wobbly

[struth]

Covered in smooth

[Marco]

KY jelly, which

[Ninanina]

isn't the best

[struth]

Neutralise's pish marks

[Marco]

on your gusset

[struth]

Or yellowed longjohns

[Marco]

'fragrant', yet strangely

[walpurgis]

he-lives in staines

[Marco]

on Pant Lane

[walpurgis]

bugger bugger bugger (mistimed that one)

[walpurgis]

and that one

[Marco]

you said as

[walpurgis]

she slid her

[Marco]

cotton panties down

[walpurgis]

the flag pole

[Oddball]

and he misfired

[struth]

His saluting gun

[Marco]

such was his

[struth]

Premature unfurling and....

[Marco]

unfortunate fluid leakage

[struth]

Resulting in red-face

[Marco]

and a disappointed

[struth]

Flag envelope seals

[Oddball]

squeeze my prit-stick

[walpurgis]

glue goo screw

[Marco]

drain his balls

[Oddball]

check his smalls

[Marco]

for stubborn skidmarks

[Oddball]

caused by sprouts

[Marco]

not digesting fully

[Oddball]

and mince pies

[twickers]

with pork pies

[Oddball]

and Nigella's buns

[struth]

requiring eaten gently

[Oddball]

whilst squeezing cherry

[struth]

Lungie's mountains of-flesh :stalks:

[Marco]

Veggies do gobbles

[struth]

As do chickens

[Marco]

Poke a poulet

[Oddball]

under a duvet

[struth]

up feathery downs

[Marco]

for perverted clowns

[struth]

Krusty old fool

[Marco]

pulled his tool

[Ninanina]

out of bag

[walpurgis]

waved like flag

(you keeping your head down a bit Bev. Not a lot from you lately. Or are you up to something? :))

[struth]

to-attract old slag

[Marco]

on the rag

[Ninanina]

for the foxes

(Hi Geoff... I am definitely up to something!!) :eek::eek: :doh:

[Oddball]

fond of cox's

[struth]

orders to pull

[walpurgis]

pump till full

(Bev is being enigmatic :hmm:)

[Ninanina]

to the top

(I'm just a mysterious kinda gal!)

[struth]

then drive away

[walpurgis]

the flies and

[struth]

huge big spiders

[Ninanina]

I have aversion..

[Marco]

to little willies :eyebrows: ;)

[Ninanina]

:rfl::rfl:

no to spiders

[Marco]

inside your shoes

[Ninanina]

I loathe them

[Marco]

shoes or spiders? :D

[Ninanina]

it's the spiders

[struth]

their from Mars

[Marco]

and they're crunchy

[struth]

when toasted with

[Marco]

Nobbie's big nuts

[struth]

nougat and chocolate

[Marco]

sensuously sucked off

[struth]

down to-the nuts

[Marco]

hitting the cheesey

[struth]

crumbs at base

[Marco]

beside toenail clippings

[struth]

and sundry dross

[Ninanina]

to climb through

[Marco]

the scattered scanties

[Oddball]

pee soaked panties

[Marco]

discarded like saturated

[Oddball]

salt'n vinegar Pringles

[Marco]

impregnated with stench

[Oddball]

from a wench

[Oddball]

with a tench

[Ninanina]

that's very fishy...

[twickers]

upon a dishy

[walpurgis]

gone all squishy

[Oddball]

oh you wishey

[Ninanina]

it was whisky

[walpurgis]

bent and twisty

[Marco]

was old Christy

[struth]

Young enough for-it

[Marco]

she was de-flowered

[Light Dependant Resistor]

with merchant seaman

[Marco]

or rather, semen

[Oddball]

from Santas sack

[Marco]

bulging with bulbous

[Oddball]

organ wrapped in

[struth]

silicon wrapping tubes

[Marco]

leftover from the

[Oddball]

Boob job that

[struth]

went slightly wet

[Oddball]

wet wet Marty

[Marco]

needs adult nappies

[Oddball]

That's right Doc

[Ninanina]

Tena for men

[Marco]

similar to yours :D

[Ninanina]

mine much smaller...:eek:

[Marco]

Lol.... :eyebrows:

she no Tampax

[walpurgis]

it was rumoured

[Ninanina]

past all that.. (I think!!!)

[struth]

Me too, thankfully :eek:

[Marco]

mine much smaller...:eek:

So what's smaller? :D