Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Oddball]

ooh eerr Mrs

[Marco]

don't be shy

[struth]

Eat her Pie

[Marco]

nice crusty top

[struth]

nice and juicy

[Oddball]

meat and potato

[walpurgis]

wipe gravy chops

[struth]

They're the tops

[mikeyb]

They're the tops
The Four Tops?

[walpurgis]

only one top (left)

[struth]

Never hang level

[mikeyb]

Angle of Dangle

[struth]

Like lopsided triangle

[mikeyb]

Half a rectangle

[Marco]

is better than

[struth]

an old square

[Marco]

a dirty shirt-lifter

[Oddball]

a pantie sniffer

[struth]

Daz or persil

[Marco]

dissolves the skidmarks

[mikeyb]

Old Man Out

[struth]

others only smear

[Marco]

their smegma on

[struth]

the crotch area

[Oddball]

its much hairier

[Marco]

after being soaked

[walpurgis]

and tentatively poked

[struth]

with grass fertilizer

[Marco]

and rampant man-meat

[struth]

hankering for dinner

[Marco]

chew on my

[struth]

salsiccia fresca please

[walpurgis]

and side portion

[struth]

creme de brie

[Marco]

encases your helmet

[struth]

Frozen in time

[Oddball]

giant ice todger

[struth]

Protruding like stalagmite

[walpurgis]

and stalagmite not

[struth]

Dropping like tights

[Marco]

ripped and violated

[The Black Adder]

up the kyber

[Oddball]

black hole of

[struth]

Wrexham, near England

[Marco]

but far-enough away

[struth]

for dress flouncing

[Oddball]

in kinky sporran

[Marco]

underneath concealing a

[struth]

tight leopardskin g-string

[Marco]

housing a surprisingly

[struth]

large mutton chop

[Oddball]

and plum bag

[walpurgis]

with voluminous spongy

[struth]

wrinkled old skin

[Oddball]

smelling of grot

[struth]

looking like rotten....

[walpurgis]

lumps on bottom

[struth]

of barnacle Bill

[Marco]

married to Jill

[struth]

but groping Jack

[Marco]

she was slack

[struth]

nice and easy

[Marco]

a willing jump

[walpurgis]

at 10,000 feet

[struth]

Ten-inch high club

[Marco]

where air hostesses

[struth]

Hands out flicks

[Oddball]

and pogo sticks

[struth]

For wing hopping

[Oddball]

nymphomaniacs high on

[walpurgis]

a whiff of

[Marco]

Betty's black tights

[struth]

over your head

[Ninanina]

a real gangster

[Marco]

concealing big weapon

[struth]

concealed underneath his

[Marco]

tummy-shaping support panties

[struth]

lying to-the left

[Oddball]

in slumber mode

[struth]

after hard day

[Oddball]

pumping like piston

[walpurgis]

pissed and penniless

[Oddball]

aren't we all

[struth]

made of molecules

[Marco]

from bitter Englishmen ;)

[The Black Adder]

of no reading ;)

[Marco]

who can't take

[struth]

It up-em captain

[Marco]

Sore losers are

[Oddball]

better getting bladdered

[Marco]

posting on forums

[Oddball]

apart from Mumsnet

[vegman1973]

What a surprise

[struth]

shock, horror, probe

[walpurgis]

time to disrobe

[Marco]

and unleash the

[walpurgis]

hounds of Hell

[Marco]

will rot inside

[struth]

The thick thingy

[walpurgis]

in front of

[Oddball]

so very stinky

[struth]

dark hole belonging

[Ninanina]

whoever owns it..

[struth]

should be punished:eek:

[Marco]

for not washing

[Oddball]

and just tossing

[Marco]

your big plums

[Oddball]

making an exhibition

[walpurgis]

exhibit with style

[Marco]

The girls SCREAM!

[Oddball]

said Nigella pushing

[walpurgis]

back against cushion

[Marco]

pressing one out

[Oddball]

whilst kneading her

[Marco]

malodorous mauve panties

[Oddball]

swinging on the

[struth]

His index finger

[Marco]

covered in clitty-jelly

[struth]

Making grip difficult

[Marco]

and changing gear

[walpurgis]

dressing as tinkerbell

[Oddball]

in pacamac showing

[Marco]

the contents of

[struth]

Your speed box

[DSJR]

set to maximum

[struth]

frilly shock value

[Oddball]

scampi fries mixed

[struth]

bits of potato-like.........

[Oddball]

loveliness covered in

[Marco]

skanky bile slime

[The Black Adder]

new passive today?

[struth]

Governable, not uncontrollable

[Marco]

new passive today?

Yes, collecting later :yay:

[struth]

Miss-ed mister postperson

[Marco]

intercepting at depot

[Marco]

before delivery happens :)

[The Black Adder]

out for delivery?

[struth]

But where, alas

[Oddball]

postmans bags bulging

[struth]

For expectant fathers

[Marco]

sack's been emptied

[struth]

ruining the male

[Oddball]

pebbledashing the massive

[struth]

below surface canyon

[walpurgis]

sliding the scree

[Oddball]

ooooooooooohhhhh said Daisy

[struth]

Up periscope lad

[Oddball]

open torpedo tubes

[struth]

Remove safety devices

[Marco]

flooding inner chambers

[Oddball]

red light flashing

[struth]

Trajectory too high

[Marco]

reduce pish flow

[walpurgis]

sup yellow snow

[r100]

where the huskies

[Marco]

get frisky with

[walpurgis]

a hot dog

[struth]

between their teeth

[Marco]

savour the flavour

[Andrei]

circumcising King Kong

[walpurgis]

long 'n' low

[struth]

Great white bite

[walpurgis]

bread without butter

[Marco]

isn't worth effort

[Oddball]

unlike large Marge

[struth]

pork chop bread

[Marco]

Showz yer Bratwurst!

[struth]

used as snorkel

[walpurgis]

through broken ice

[struth]

into the martini

[Oddball]

nice and creamy

[struth]

yet with bite

[Marco]

shaken, not stirred

[struth]

kinky interplanetary sex

[Oddball]

not up Uranus

[walpurgis]

arse about face

[struth]

sixty nine trombones

[Oddball]

up Jordans prize

[struth]

Joe's big boot?

[walpurgis]

on wrong foot

[Oddball]

higher than that

[struth]

flexible latex wellington

[Oddball]

a quality rubber

[struth]

guaranteed for leeks

[walpurgis]

puncture outfit will

[struth]

Allow a blowjob;)

[Marco]

Gabby's gobble mouth

[The Black Adder]

is always fun

[struth]

once experienced, never..

[Oddball]

make her flinch

[struth]

Just little twitches

[Oddball]

oh you witches

[struth]

Undo your britches

[Ninanina]

show it all...

[struth]

its free Friday

[Marco]

free your knickers

[struth]

of unnecessary elastic

[walpurgis]

and laced up

[Oddball]

footballers wives booties

[struth]

with silk undies

[walpurgis]

over a boiler-suit

[struth]

made from latex

[pjdowns]

A Nice Cuppa

[walpurgis]

and iced buns

[Ninanina]

crunchy on top

[The Black Adder]

moist and wobbly

[Oddball]

with red cherries

[struth]

married in Chino's ?

[walpurgis]

borrowed from Gino

[Oddball]

reading the Beano

[struth]

Mini the minx

[Marco]

was a ride

[struth]

before a bride

[Marco]

tan her hide

[struth]

Pink and glossy

[Marco]

was her flossy

[struth]

often called Pussy

[Marco]

stroke its fur

[Oddball]

oh very demure

[struth]

but has claws

[Marco]

razor-sharp and venomous

[Oddball]

said Sylvester groping

[struth]

slyly at silicone

[Oddball]

filled woppers swinging

[struth]

in the rain

[Marco]

tights got soaked

[struth]

due to coke

[Oddball]

shovel full of

[struth]

slack nutty stuff

[Marco]

texture of Nutella

[struth]

taste of haddock

[Oddball]

stinks like fermented

[Marco]

old socks, ponging

[Oddball]

the dogging area

[Marco]

discarded skid-marked shreddies

[struth]

From the nannas

[Marco]

to the papas

[Oddball]

Monday Bloody Monday

[Marco]

she's dripping again

[Oddball]

fix that leak

[Marco]

Call Tommy Tampax

[struth]

Or Tommy Hasfinger:eyebrows:

[Marco]

in the 'jam'

[Oddball]

Nigellas luxury conserve

[struth]

Front ported woofer

[Marco]

avoid any chuffing

[struth]

using Oive's oil

[Marco]

leaking from her

[Oddball]

flange that Popeye

[Marco]

lapped up like